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Show THE DAILY HERALD, Provo. Utah, Satunlay, April 18, 1W Page A6 Your Internet people search doesn't have to be Aim Less Funny. As vast as the Internet is, I still have people complaining that they don't know what to do with it. 'It's a tool, I explain. Like a car or a telephone. Sure, some people make a living with such tools (say, Mario Andretti and Dionne Warwick, respectively), but most just use them to make their lives easier. Last summer, I demonstrated how using an Internet People Finder can save you time and frustration when trying to find an old friend or acquaintance. But judging from the amount of inquiries I get on the subject, the demonstration bears repeating. In the name of versatility, instead of using Lycos PeopleFind again, I went with Yahoo People Search this time. Here are the results. FIRST OFF, I gave myself an easy task: Locate the Seven Dwarfs. Believe it or don't, inside of four minutes I had found ail of them. Happy lives in Prescott, Ariz. (Jack Happy, that is),. Sydney Doc in Northfield, 111.,, and Caroline Sneezy in Globe, Ariz.. There's Alan Sleepy (Meridian, Miss,), B Grumpy (Van Nuys, Calif.);. Jason Bashful (Baton Rouge, La.), and who could forget Lisa Dopey (Mountain View, Calif). I know, I know. I thought they were all men, too, but that's Hollywood for you. No word yet on any planned reunions. Another guy, Phil Grouchy (Lancaster, Pa.), sounds like he wants to be one of the dwarfs, but just picked the wrong moniker. Poor guy. ('Excuse me, ma'am. Do you wake up grouchy in the morning?' 'No, I usually let him sleep.O I always felt kind of bad for the dwarfs because after their one movie break, they had to assimilate into tail society. But once again the People Search came through for me. Turns t a 1 across the nation (like Ray Dwarf in Ft. Yates, N.D.) and more than 100 Midgets. Company aplenty. ON THE other end of the spectrum, I found Sandra Fleasant (Adger, Ala.), L B. Nice (Chester, Pa.), and Cheryl Charming (Orlando, FL). Any of whom I'd gladly invite to a party. Looking for a date? My advice is to steer clear of Ernest Boring (Ft.. Wainwright, Alaska), Nancy Dull (Dillingham, Ariz.), and Henry Lacking (Kilieen, Texas). Even worse are Frank Less (Azusa, Calif.), Aim Less (San Francisco), and Ruth Less (Chicago).. And if I were Jim Killer (Dover, Ariz.), I wouldn't be waiting by the phone. Then again, ladies would probably enjoy the company of Man Ly (Freeport, Maine) or Tru Ly (Fountain Valley,. Calif). And, depending on what they want in a woman, men may want to look up Alyssa Chaste (Naples, FL) or Delia Sultry (Mobile, Ala.). Need help out of a fix? Just call John Tarzan (Canton, Ohio), Kevin Batman (Avondale, Ariz.), or Flash Gordon (San Rafael, Calif.). But don't even bother looking for Superman. Everyone knows he's just make-believ- e. 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Author-gardene- Tom rs Christopher and Marty Asher say you can get similar results by digging down just one level about 10 inches and mixmatter. lots of in ing organic Don't dash out on the first warm day and expect the soil to be ready for you, however. "Part of improving soif is doing it at the right time," says master gardener Pat Longhofer of Wichita. Wet won't work One of her first experiences with clay came when she and a neighbor hired college students to use spades to establish a vegetable bed for them. But it had rained beforehand. "It never a sharp knife. It works very well I turned the water on to the and gives me the option of exact temperature I wanted handling one or the other at a and turned the shower off, time. Helen Marion, then I put a dab of nail polish Altamont, N.Y. on the faucets to indicate Dear Heloise: I was readwhere to set them the next ing the hint for nearsighted time. After this I have had people about using a large perwonderful showers with the manent marker to write C for water temperature just right. conditioner and S for shampoo Debbie Miller, Houston, on the containers in the showTexas er. Dear Heloise: Reading I have some animal- - and about someone who separates bathroom conheavy books for ease in holdI so put the shampoo ing to read reminded me of tainers, in and swan the the conditionhow I cope with those huge cat. I in er think these the telephone directories. cute make in the accessories I separate mine into white Mary Jane pages and yellow pages. I just bathroom. open the directory where I Eaklor, Penrose, Colo. so" every morning. six-pac- through it. thought there had to want to divide it and slice a way to get the water "just through the binding with be six-pac- tried everything and nothing worked. This works. Plain and simple. Lose 0 lbs., per month, destroy your crazings and desire for second helpings. 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If you take a of drinks with you, cut the stuck in cans and foam cups. plastic rings into pieces before Dear reader, please take a throwing them in the trash. few minutes to think about I've received lots of letters from people telling me about wildlife and our environment before leaving anything the terrible things they Heloise such as dead birds stran- behind. Dear Heloise: After having gled by those rings and little animals with their heads shower water too hot and then bird-shap- , worked," Longhofer said of the bed. If you work wet soil, you wreck the structure and harden it. The test: Take a handful of soil, form it into a ball and squeeze it. If ycu can squeeze water out, it's too wet. If you don't get water but the ball doesn't crumble when you try to break it apart, you need to wait a little longer. If the ball crumbles fairly easily, you can get to work. Patience is certainly a virtue in the garden. "I've built, up :ir whole lawn with compost over the years we've lived here," Longhofer says. She's done it simply, with a shovel and her own compost. She said she didn't remove any soil, but just worked as much of her own compost into it as far down as she could, about 10 to 12 inches. Continued from A5 box office." Making the deal with RMS Titanic Inc. was only the first hurdle in reproducing the furniture. Designers worked with the RMS Titantic Inc., Harland and Wolff (Titanic's shipbuilders), the Ulster Folk Compelling Ne Drama Written by David Mamet A Directed by Diaries Lynn Frost 2 through May 4, 1998 on M,Th,F,Sat at 8:00 p.m. April 20-so- 110 7:00 PM Provo Park Hotel 101 West 100 North Fsf italics itlSs&aMP Provo Theatre 10S E 100 N. Ticks are $12.50 and $15.00, ..e available at the box office from 6:00 to 9:00 p.m. Mon-S- at at by calling 379-06- 00 All PRESENTED Seats Reserved Wednesday, April 22nd 33? ?B! 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The terrible truth." footage vividly recalls Anne's life story, from her early childhood in Frankfurt and Amsterdam, to her years in hiding, to her tragic death just weeks before the Allied victory. With shots taken through the inside slats of a German wartime steam locomo"Anne Frank tive, Remembered" recreates the harrowing experience of being on a transport bound for Auschwitz. The film also includes interviews with concentration camp survivors, including some of the last people to see Anne alive in Bergen-BelseThey return to the site of the original camp for the first time in 50 years to share their memories. Dear Readers: Now that the nice weather is approaching, it's time for picnics and With HYPNOSIS i the Allied victory. Animal containers help nearsighted discern shampoo, conditioner double-d- igging. -- uaMjiNa cum Hours: 7am-8p- gar- den fork or spade to work the soil, Stevens recommends Remove a layer of soil to the depth of the spade or fork, add organic matter to the bed and work it into the soil in the layer below. You then add back the first layer of soil, matter working organic CONSOLIDATE M hi at Double-diggin- g If you are able to use a n i welcomes Circeo responses to his column BBLLS 13 1 ILLS tl Frankfurt and Amsterdam, to her years in hiding, to her tragic death just weeks before er have-seen- Ken BILLS U c Safest - Ken Circeo F C Cl life story, from her early childhood in Holocaust Remembrance Week. The documentary is narrated by Kenneth Branagh, with Glenn Close reading excerpts from the newly retranslated The Diary of Anne Frank." The film combines rare film footage of Anne Frank,, family and archival photographs, and the eyewitness accounts of those who knew her best,, including family, relatives, classmates, fellow concentration camp inmates, friends and most notably Miep Gies, who brought food and information to the family in hiding and discovered Anne's diary. In the film, Gies conducts a tour of the Frank family's hiding place and remembers how Anne would wait for her at the end of each visit "She asked me about everything that happened outside," Gies recalls, best-sell- o n d . 1 Tuesday, at 8 p.m. and again at 12:30 a.m. Thursday, Archival film and phctograpus combine to give a composite profile of the Holocaust experience from the perspectives of 10 Holocaust survivors and three all living in camp liberators 1 Cincinnati, Ohio. "A Day in the Warsaw Ghetto: A Birthday Trip in Hell," airs Wednesday, at 9:30 p.m. On Sept. 19, 1941, Wehrmact Sergeant Heinz Joest celebrated his 43rd birthday illegally taking photos inside the walls of Poland's Warsaw Ghetto. He kept the pictures hidden for more than 40 years, until he knew he was dying. See the haunting images he docucaptured in this half-homentary. "Enemies, A Love Story," will air April 25, at 7 p.m. Anjelica Huston and Ron Silver star in this 1989 feature film about a Jewish concentration camp survivor and womanizer. Set in New York in 1949, the story follows the lives of characters plagued by nightmares of the footage vividly recalls Anne's Oil-locati- on part of its commemoration of the machine as well as the operator will work to compact the soil," Stevens says. If you do till, do it just basically enough to loosen the soil and to mix in the organic matter. Go as deep as possible. 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