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Show P.ge Sunday, December THE HERALD, Provo, Utah 64 17, 1972 THE BORN LOSER Art Sonsom By : i i i Tell Me 7 Many newspapers are named London." Defoe was the first author of ghost stories in modern "Gazette." This word comes English literature. He died in from the Italian "gazetta." It was a Venetian coin that was the 1731. Sead qaestioas, for the first newspapers price to name, age, address FUN TIME published in Italy. In time the "TELL ME WHY!" care name of the coin became a name Th Chuckle Boi of this paper. Include Zip Code. In case of duplicate Jane: Your cat is certainly for a newspaper. small. questions the author will Answer to yesterday's How decide the winner. In 1719 his book "Robinson Jack: That's because I feed it Many? Ear, face, arm, hand, The man who wrote "Robinson Crusoe" was published. It was condensed milk. chin, toe, neck, nail, hair, hp Crusoe" lived a very strange life based on the experiences of a himself. He was born in London Scottish sailor, Alexander Doctor: Have your eyes ever nose. Win the New Book of about 1660, the son of a butcher. Selkirk. This man had landed on been checked? Knowledge Yearbook. off His name was Daniel Foe. the Patient: No, they've always an uninhabited island Send vour riddles, jokes, He was unsuccessful in coast of Chile. Defoe's story of been brown. to: "RIDDLES, JOKES; business and turned to jour- his adventures became very TELL ME WHY!" Include nalism when he was about 40 popular and it established Defoe WHY WF. SAY IT Zip Code. years old. At that time England as a writer. was full of people who disagreed But it didn't earn him much with or dissented from the money, so he had to keep on Church of England. Foe was writing other romances. These Weight of the earth, in himself a dissenter., He wrote a included "Moll Flanders," terms of its own gravitsatire called "Shortest Way with "Roxana," and "Captain ational pull upon its subthe Dissenters" in which he Singleton." : stance, is estimated to be 6 to convithe also He wrote a very pretend-- d suggest that s e x t i 1 i o n, 588 quintillion dissenters should be killed off as ncing but imaginary short tons. Journal of the Plague Year in painlessly as possible. When the joke was discovered, he was sent to jail, but many peopl cheered him. He changed his name to Defoe after he got out of prison and edited a weekly magazine, "The Review." It was one of the first magazines in history to appeal to the common people. By A. LE0KLM New Book of Knowledge (.0 volumes). Uia the yor MARY WORTH k"' ff II 1 THE 1 Sflf TLL A SillTTE.AND THE GARLIC BRAD ft THE PRODUCT OF PARADftt, MOT THE DEPTHS OP WV WELL THEN, THANKS, DAD? 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