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This word developed as an abbreviation of the word "tarpaulin," of which sailor's caps and overalls used to be made. "Tar- - While Stradivarius was his famous violins, making another Italian was developing the first piano. Cristo-for- i, father of the piano, was STARTING T- m m. proud that his instrument could play both loud and soft, in contrast with the tinkling harpsichord. To ad- vertise its wide range h$ called it the pianoforte t Italian for "soft and strong." But poor Cristofori's "advertisement" backfired. Nowadays everybody calls it "piano," only the "soft" part of the name. : , Mis- r Encyclopedia Brl tannic ! ni p. p. five-car- Maybe you can't blame a woman, for being a crank when her husband isn't a. self-start- er. THE JACKSON TWINS I I BETTER BRING A RAINCOAT IT'S I IVCXJIZ 4 15 MtZ5. ALBOKICS MAVINiG RCTY I I tv roe some op the PttsJNEE, JAN? I COME lTOUK TO VOLBZ TABLE LATEZ iy WO? II will, vnu pamce: with me APTfe-- O- raw mm I V fl COME WITH ME AND ILL EXPLAIN YOUR DUTIES and WOGGON mm i ; no-tram- East and West vulnerable North. East South West 1 4 2 V Pass Tass 2. 4t Pass 3N.T, Pass Pass Pass Opening lead Jf Z By SAUNDER .i.i. piii.iiini. . . rT - , . STEVE ROPER letter reads, "I'm from no-trum- SOUTH A86 V A Q J 10 9 THEM FT TO 52 VK 87 613 INTRODUCE MY WHEN, . WHY 5HE CAiLLS FIANCEE HER5ELF 15AX0M WHENl HER "'H ' AND EXPLAIN I 13 EAST A BARRY I -- pJSiGCXDO-SyE, V70ULD LIKE TO WELL- -I BE ABLE TO TtLL. PEOPLE.-- . T TO VOURSELF! BROTHERi-CO- 1. What is a bull called when he j is sleeping? 2. What is a man called who crosses the ocean twice witnout washing? 3. Why does the ocean roar? Answers 1. A bulldozer, 2. Dirty double-crosse- r. 3. Put some crabs under you and you would see why. : $KQ75 tVESX By KEN ALLEN YOU HAVE WITH YOUR. 'FUN TIME The Riddle Box that great big jack of diamonds. souri and want to be shown. Why didn't you put it ' on the Don't you ever make a mistake table?" when you play bridge?" That was two months ago and j The answer to the question is I hayen't found a good answer) that I sure do. They range from yet,, because there just isn't one. errors in judgment all the way to downright' idiocy, but there is no law requiring me to mention them. The game was duplicate. I sat Q The bidding has been: East Soumx North West and was on lead against rass 2 X y Pass see can As you three 7 Pass 3N.T. the jack of diamonds lead sets You, South, hold: the hand, but I opened the deuce Q 4kAK42 V76 KQ97 of clubs and declarer romped What do you do? Yott home with 11 tricks, A Bid six Mrs. Jacoby was my partner have 14 high card points and d suit. and I will repeat her comments good because they are worth listening TODAY'S QUESTION ) to, This time, anyway. Tour partner's rebid after, your She said, "You always tell me two diamonds has been four to lead from something rather hearts. What do you do this time? than from nothing. You had Answer Tomorrow nothing in clubs, but you had A AAK1094 V2 932 MARY WORTH ANNti I.W40W ' Make Mistakes? You Just Betchd NORTH (D) DON'T DO TH Send rims, he made them light and or , Yearbook of Events. to: Riddles, more efficient. lie made rims your riddles, jokes Me "Tell Whyl" Today's Jokes, or iron of and tires coper so that the wheels would last winner is: longer. At last he learned to use Roger Shireman, 11, Athens, rubber for tires, for easier riding. ed Jacoby On Bridge Written for Newspaper Enterprise Assn. -- Win the Britanica World Atlat I JILL -- .... ..nil JjlyJ wheel. By building wheels with separate hubs and spokes and ... By OSWALD JACOBY R5S ands of years, man improved the water. . i 1 MR. HAKPEK.I THE BERIWS h. A .. , 1 MET HER cloths that were and clumsy, and they wore down paulins were M -- protect uiem from tarred tnous course oi quickley. In the could - BUT, . l. Hi lli. 'i WHAT. WAS MOM LIKE WHEN YOU FIRST I YOU AMD YOUK COMPANIOW MAY STAY OM TUlS ISLAWDJ WELL r Wed animals Flat-bottom- -- IM .LITTLE" TOIVM CALLED MILFOKD HILL. WHY DO YOU ASK"? T5x By A. LEOKUM Win the Britannic Junior' transport more goods. He discovered this was by encyclopedia for school pulling things. So iie developed home. Send your questions, crude sledges and drags to hitch and ft 1 c name, age address to "Tell Me to his animals. I I r Why!" of this paper. In case of sledges and sleds ii duplicate questions,, the author with runners were fine on snow, will decide the winner. Today's but not much good on regular winner is; So man developed the ground. Margaret Kostyal, 13 Steelton, rolling drag. This consisted of Pa. , sections of logs used as rollers under a drag or platform. When By WILSON SCRUGGS If you were stranded on a des- the platform was pulled, the logs IN I FEEL THE WAY AUCE ert island and you wanted to get under it rolled. This made the WOHDERLANO MUST HAVE something from one place to an- work easier than pulling the platFELT AFTER SHE- FELL other, what would you do? You form along the bare ground. As nnu.it run carrit uni c would carry it! In primitive the platform moved along, it over the logs times, human muscles were the passed completely Then at these were the back. only means of transporting anyand the front under put up picked thing Man was his own 'beast end of the platform. of burden.". After a long time, someone In time, man tamed certain animals and taught them to carry thought of cutting a slice from. the riders or other loads. The ox, the end of a log and making! a: hole donkey, the water buffalo, the in its center. This was a wheel, horse and the camel were used one of man's greatest discoveries. by early man in various parts of When two wheels were joined by an axle, and the axle was! fasten the world for transportation. This satisfied man for thous- ed to a platform,' man had made ands of years, but then he want- a crude cart. By CARL GURBERT ed to find some way by which Solid wooden wheels were heavy III! II! I What W a the ?F1r&tfransp6rtafion i? 1 . mm ' Of S THE DRIVER COMPLIES WITH THE LAW OPENING' THE BUS DOORS, JOHNNY SEES A MOP OF BLACK HAIR DROP OUT OF SIGHT.' r nnv'' STOPPING HERE? IF,.. THURSDAY, JULY 13, 1951 Ef AND AS RAILROAD TRACKS, re A ARE alfrbd andiola i Tell Me Why ANPI PIP MXJ KNOW "? ) AsIP I'M AFRAH? I'LL WAVE A SUKEE....WEU- - BE INJ . TWE BAUjaypM,' IV PKISE FOK YOU MOW FOK YOU 3 LITTLE TWINS r - ANP 1 .THAT IS QUITE vTSSSv 'rsf WE'RE NOT f 4 ' ' UNNECESSARy5L V n 7i By AL CAPP LI'L ABNER MORTY MEEKLE HARKTHS, JUNIOR LOROGARVS TOWM By DICK CAVALLI FT PLAYERS . we mysv a FLEE FUEB, EVERYONE. W ii j i mex es ektrgc FLEE FLEE' an i FLEE TLLL HORRO&3 eucePTi&LBio THE POWER OF FLEE. s 1 Y DON T STAN THAR " PICKIN'AT YORE FOOD.'' FINISHED YORE; MORNlN' ; druther SLEER DEAR ? 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