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Show By ALFRED ANDIOUl FERRY DRAKE IURISHT WHERE'S THE - V V Vi( ffi Si SzW' ) MY VB'C GMy PnOTECT MYSELF A UNARMED AFTER YOU TOOK fTlO X CARRIED - ..IF I HAD T- O- Y J ;J AGAINST kARL RAMSEY V f TO USE t OR CM A.2.tF I GOT IN I .VOUR WAY r THERE'S WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4, 196T A PHONE UPSTAIRS.' ..GO CALL AN AAABU - VN oo Tell Me Why tANCE I I have ingrown toenails can avoid this by wearing properly fitting shoes and. by cutting the nails straight across Instead of making them rounded. this part sometimes extends out Win the Britannica Junior 15- - into the visible parts of the nail. volume encyclopedia for school We see it as a halfmoon. It takes and home. JSend your questions, about a week for the part of the name, age, "address to "TeH Me nail that is at the root to become-visibl- e at the cuticle. Why!" care of this paper. Today's . winner is: ... . All kinds of things can go wrong Elaine Crawford, 11, $an Josek with your nails Just as they can Calif. with other parts of your body. An injury, a burn, or frostfcite can t!foe fircger-nails Judging by the size of damage or destroy nails 60. that my son Peter has, they must they won't grow anymore. Nails grow an inch a week! Like so that are brittle, hard or that tend manjf boys, he hates to cut them. to split may be due to infections, But actually a fingernail grows or bad nutrition, or some disturabout two inches a year. bance in the circulation or glands. The nails grow from the skin and Did your parents ever have to are made up of cells which contain tell ym not to bite your fingerkeratin, which is the tough mater- nails ? : You may have thought they ial of the skin. Underneath the werebiaking a big fuss over noth: nail, the skin is the same as or ing, but nail biting can do a great dinary skin except that it contains deal of harm. When you bite your elastic fibers which are connected nails constantly you apply pressure to the nail to hold it firmly. ' to the nail bed and the roots and The nails themselves are made the result may be that your nails up of dead cells from a certain, will be permanently short. This layer of the skin," which is why it not only makes them unattractive, doesn't' hurt us when they are cut. but leaves them open to severe At the point where the nails begin infections. So don't bite' your nails! under the skin they are white, ;and Incidentally, many "people who By A. LEOKUM . ' f fW mm STORY BY WILSON SCRUGGS OF MARTHA WAYNiZ I SHE fSOMPLAIMED) . THE TW1US WAMDERcD OVBZ WTO THE El WELLS' BACK YARD. MRS. -ELWELL CALLED UP AMD CQMPLWMED JjJ' rv7f AMVOWE SO OF THIMC5S THAT CAUSE WEVER HEARD MUCH j LITTLE THIKIG? STUWSW OUK DOOK AMD ) jILL 50 NEXT APOLOGIZE TTa v A MOCMTAJIL DID YOU - VN Tr3 iTUjirfT IfiwJSiii - IT'S TH5 LITTIC 'Asorr sua a . II - JL If f FUN TIME , The Chuckle Box Mr. Jones: What" ice cream flavors do you have? Waitress (in very hoarse voice) : Vanilla, chocolate, end strawberry. Mr. Jones : Do you have laryn-gitus- ? '. . few A Teacher: John, where is the lish Channel? By CARL GURBERT can to$y It JILLDOYOU yi!?. KNOW ONE THING IT SLASHED THE HECK OUT OF MY BANKROLL fra, I " . - ! j concerned with his partner and his Written for opponents. A duplicate player has to consider everyone in the field. Newspaper Enterprise Assn. At rubber bridge South would A rubber bridge player isnly win the. first club in his own hand; play the king and nine of spades NORTH with intention of finessing. West would show out and South would AAJ1082 VA9 make exactly three 876 At duplicate, South would note K83 . that a lot of pairs would be in four EAST WEST Incispades, not three A3 AQ654 should South have raised I VKJ73 dentally instead of bidding VQ85 spades J1032 .no-trum- -- - s By KEN ALLEN I WD RTH '..FOR HOURS HAVE. HAVE A CALL THIS M0RNIN6! AND HAVE DECIDED 10 DEVOTE MY LIFE TO 60CIAL WORK I I DEVASTATED, THEY ALONE, WITH 15 cap m tup lf unu&M p&riri f WmR autn muuutilr I W DON'T LOOK $0 SKEPTICAL ! PACIFIC (V 5TATE5 U. 0FFER5 A COURSE IN ESKIMO . OJLTUR.E! THERE 15 5TILL TIME TO ENROLL FOR THE NEXT TERM! 1 .5HALL H fjf t.iS&X FA no-trum- j; No one vulnerable South ! ' West Nortfi East 1 Pass Pass 1 A 1 N.T. Pass 2 N.T;' Pass 3' - HT7 .REMEMBER J SHOULDERED AND ME? fr YOU'RE NOT EASY TO rORQET, BI5, BROAD BROWN-EYE- I HI i X TO TELL THE TRUTH, I THAT'S A LONG STORY 1 CAME BACK TO WAS PRETTY DISAPPOINTED 1 WD WHEN I GOT OFF THE STAGE J TELL YOU ABOUT TH9 LAST NIGHT AND FOUND WARNING YOUR, -YOU GONE PAD- - rrrrr I IWVVn. UP) - r1- occn tee er rr-. mm isft By DICK- CA VALLI U MORTY MEEKLE - -- C&ac.'f HEUAET IT'S f acUL t NOT THAT eiLtV SBCE NONeeNS 'stewed fruit, and three gallons of orange Juice, r .p, f ; do now? Answer Tomorrow IS IT? WHEN PO MXJ STOP THIS CZAZY PEACTiaNS STAJES ANP STUFP.. O EnCTcloplla BrttannSoa AMt? 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AUVE vTGOTA NESTON XI SWCW S d -- He .should win the first club in dummy; lead the jack' of spades - N in duplicate? no-tru- 5 What do you do? four hearts; You don't of your hand, but much think to pass a force. aren't going you A-Bi- Buchanan Brady was a wealthy salesman who helped! his reputation along by wearing diamonds: As "Diamond Jim' he created quite a stir in the Gay Nino IACKSON TWINS and WOGGON THEY'RE PLAYING MY ENTRANCE MUSIC, HONE T - WAIT IN MY DRESSING- ROOM AND, THIS TIME, DON'T, GET three KJ97654 A3 2 VA76 ly are. Now, how should South play this Pass Pass Pass Q OpeniAg lead 3N.T. James , 3f be to ruff a 10642 AK9 4 4A2 r Q The bidding has been: West South East North Pass 2 Pass IA 7 Pass . You, South, hold: p. The normal play at spades would dub and then go after spades the same way. This line of "play would produce five odd If West held the spade queen and four odd theway the cards actual- SOUTH Jill p. Q5i AQJ1097 . V Bv SAUNDER i p. no-trum- AK97 STEVE ROPER no-trum- p f r LJ7i Wtib AM0N6 THEM I s and let it ride J Now. he will ihd for an up making four exceptionally good score. Of course, if West held the queen of spades South would get a bottom, but give West the queen of spades and South wasn't going to do well' anyway. v By OSWALD JACOBY MARY frORTH ' burg, Fla. How Duplicate Play Piffers 7" V" Eng-v Jacoby On Bridge I DONV KNOW JACKIEy NEVER TRIEDf 7 YOUR HEY. klOM-Wl- LL DIAMOND CUT ANYTHING?) okay. , J mm Dl 1 19 by NEA. tno. T.M. 3UGS BUNNY R. 0.8. PcL Off. Bv ERNIE BUSHMTTJ.KR isancy Ml - PARE 5AVA WE'RE OU7T OF 'AW ACTS THAT WILL A1SF, Ms PEPPER, SLUCrGO 'MAY- I BORROW A LITTLE ? - - NOVEL. . uura. rHEH.HEHl THAT'S SH0WBIZZ1 ILL Al TAP PAMCINS TO ONE'S OWN PRUA BEATS JS QUITE I V i S1 FINISH MV ACTy fATRi .'.ft ITUEPRUMi VE AH, THANK X lrj SURE - I VOU' OOPS - y 7 THEATRlCAlJ tmm. 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