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Show PROVO SUNDAY HERALD PAGE TWO SUNDAY, OCTOBER . Published by the Herald Corporation, E. C. Rodgers, president, at 60 South First West St., Provo, Utah, dally Entered as second-clas- s matter at the. poatoff ice in Provo, Utah. Member of the United Press Association, NEA Service, Paine Editorial Service, and the James ' G. Scrlpps Newspapers. II il ME ? V he et 6ive That LERA I UH-U- ;HAmoTEREi ROM tHST. t fl . HE i.fivu "Telephones room, 494. If you do not recqive your paper before 6 p. m. telephone 495 and a copy will be delivered tc year residence. ' ' .. ... Subscription terms By earrier In the county, 45 cents the month; $5.TK) "the 'year, in advance; by mail in" the county, $4.50; outside . - "... . county, $5.00. MP' . DlGKMlV. HEE-H- Goikj' -- f f Be, POT A VviQBK.. 4 .. . Scientific Folly . KBl' - . who-work- - . Poor Fish (Hill Billy's view.' in his daily stories, are his own. TheydarjM necessarily, coincide with thosejof this nrwnpaper.--Enn'OR.T By HIL UltLY A radical is like yeast, a little of him goes a long way; that Is why no radiraf will ever create a Uloplu; td well- expect a digestible lhaf "from three quarts of yeast and a spoon of flour .as to expect radicals to 1 manufacture a heaven. I can say this because my record Is clear; from my birth I have been a fornlnster; fundamental protestant, one Of because he these squawking fellows who $ouldn't play the Kumv and get by; I was born kicktrait.ing, ana i suppose i twin never overcome-tni hut in my meditative age I look at these young they are going- to save hopefuls who are so (kick-sur- e th world earlv tumor row afternoon If onlv thevcan P f; yf',:f v iCIj argue somebody else into voting their ticket. ' 1 - fV- v'l.' "f " "" "" illnnUnm, nt Hhfn- y 2 1 ism. of Messlanieism. and I say: "Nix. that bottle Is l - "HI ... ' ' WM.U.S.MT.QW. 1: .. ... " Ivy-Clu- - . - " v ' mewum ; msvic. wc. funeral "" were ices iif serv- held fbr. Blimp, Thursday Alonzo 3. 'amoua innnritaln climber, who felT) "lit!1 week -- while trying to elimb int the nunhJe seat of an. automo- ISv Spectators say the intrepid 'mountaineer- - grew scale the dizzy while attempting-4icy slopes of the left .fender, and pluhted tO Tirs death when his alpenstock failed ta--. hold on the ' of the Duco. r glassy; surface . ..How woufd you like to have your- heirs in ".trouble like, that 'over .a.ilawed title io pfop-- : ::,:.:.v prtv? Yet that's what befell descendantg-o- f an Old Dutch burgher in New York City whei in lG?0; the battle opened in royal courts and ; . ) J f .,.-- 'i..--r-- 'TV- untirim. The plaintiffs, were ; defeated, but think of the tremendous costs to the defendants ! The average man couldn't " ' stand the pressure. simElvery property owner is facedwith a ilar possibility, UNLESS HIS TITLE IS INSURED. , If. we insure your title,, it means that we "will defend court actions at our expense alone. If the decision is adverse, your losses are repaid. ; . t You NEED an Intermountain Title Guaranty, Polky to complete your investment in prop-.Terty. There's only one very moderate premi. um required. Ask us about it. Insure It "To lie Sure of YouT-Titl- e It's strange fact, but many a ' flat tire is full of hot air. " kIvvis ism American-tri---buna- la intermittently-through, -- -. -- , and across the clcaring,ahead up in a city like bees in a hive of the winter's first snow flurry-th- ere wondering if alt til, rush and ambles a bVown bear very hustle day la worth, the every ' much at peace with everything ' candle y to go crashing thri the brush on the farther side and disappear wondering If it wouldn't be- Just run 8welorirtherariwere'By over a cliff and people made to S0"thff"ro!irm7'r:aTp ffotrrt)aclr"to go around on horseback once more ' ' Every so often there comes a- day his mill and starts to write a col- - ' wonderlne what th' heck it'e all POlSOn.11- !' hen fellow a before down sits vimn abouttoe; cabins and bears Nice hot notions; a fellow ha a lot of fun mix-- . hl labgulnyway 1 : typewriter and Tuns a sheeffiand snow'flurriegHa-th- e ranges lng them, but as a steady diet, not' so good. out a few words and great fires of fat pine knots hammers thuAnd A little yeast 10 Important; unleavened bread is - ' ' and saya and he pounds out two lines a penalty; radicals are important; essential, indeed; "Bah! What rot!" and reads them over and wishes to toSo the writing fellow comet back ; the Oral, fish that walked-o- n his fins outcf the his office and spends Jin hour and tears out the sheet and heaven he was out in the cabinIn wateis- did something that we haven't started to fin puts in another one and pounds stead of sitting next to a whistling sliding paper Into hia" typewriter ' . FISH. and tearing it out out a line or two ish; yet, wjthul, he was steam radiator If that' fish bad walked on the shore merely as el matter of enterand tears that out and kicks and trying r to assemble a few he and finds he a write can't taining his fallows: if h had. .troubled h' tired gills with air rather his chair over and drapes himself thing and so he tears out the paper thoughts about shoes, or ships, or than water merely to. get elected to the board of undersea aldermen, across the radiator and Arlea to again and gets up and throws his sealing wax or cabbagea ana kings then he would not have been dumb, but just to gatmt from the depths, think and nothing will come chair into a corner and slams on 4c the nice cool comfortable depths, and 'endeavor to create for hlmseh' : When that AND, LISTEN: his hat a new world just for the kick he got out of It; poor fish Is right and goes" out for a walk happens as it doea every once In a lie thinks of pine trees rustlinir " Yet the boob did something, we must admit that; he in his dumb, while all that finally appears Is , column like thia hapless way forecast the time when the waters would not cover the in the fall wind'somewhere high would In best breathe and the when a And he direct mountain then people oxygen up goes grousing along face of the earth, valley to extract which Is enough to disgust a from ocean it son at he water. where a street without there's laboriously having from the everyone rangy log cabin the scowling I ,. wun me mue sraoKe aniung to sees laughing and wondering what man's best friend and. make his But "he lived lonely and died uncomfortable. ' ,: " "pleasure people can have cooped Gift wonder what they pay hint for i. nnv mroill the hills above - THE OBSERVER l , Jim Marshall '''' - I " . : Home Office, Deseret Bank Building, Salt Luke-i'lt-y. 14 Fast South Temple. . Street Ox;den Office: 413 Twenty-fourt- h Provo Office: Paramount Theater Building. , Boise, Idaho: 107 North Tenth Street j Falls, Idaho: Second Ave. and Shoshone St, East ' . , AFFILIATED ABSTBACTEBS: J. B. Wood, Fillmore, Utah. II. C. Parcells, Parowan, Utah. Willuun liurst Beaver, Vtah. George B. Stanley, Heber, t'tah. Duchesne County Abstract Co, Duchesne, Utah. Utah Mortgage Loan Corporation, Logan, Utah. . J. N. Lanten Company, Preston, Idaho. ' ..... . . Complete abstract service if desired. Salt Lake Office: - 1 -- -- ' .... Family Fireside Fun1 FOOD. FOB YOUR CAB Fuel means food fwhether it's represented by a juicy beefsteak for yourself, or the proper grade of gas and oil for. your car. Our gas sup plies the energy your car needs or speed and stamina; our oil will keep- - your engine purring like a T. .. kitten ; . ' .,ytJ - Phone - INTERMOUNTAIN SUPERIOR Service Stations 5th West and Centeri "Pear, pleasedo lake Off that rhabby suit. You don't know who .i - -- , J n 3(tf t- big-are- tafty cail." Kin :hl .. . u, ' ftel -- T-bans V:"! ""' . J Left on his office chair! ot Obscrv? the superlative folly jpf Dr. MaWsfielcf Robinson, - who is trying to get Mars, by wireless from the great St. station. ViHitmsr Mars in hiis etherie body,' Dr," Robinson reported that he was shown, over the place'by Oomar-ur: a lady. Failing to get Oomaruru satisfactorily from the Et. Albans station, he announced that he woufd communicate with her from hts home.- Reporters called at his home and Mrs. Rob' inson met them, with this: . "He's out and there's going tp be no foolishness around this house while I am in it!" And shejaanged the rjoor shut. the Oomaruru Pretty stupid the scientist stuff into his reports;, r.o matter howjjigjthe ear. - , What has become of the man who Can you name the five candidwas so absent minded that, he put ates for President? You can't? was married and ate himself kicked to cat bed and the weT vorced within an hour. This is down the back stairs? 3C 3j( - a record that baa never been " We're going to vote for the presi- 3C 3C jfc equated, even In Hollywood. candidate whbbmesouT" dential , Fairy Tale: '. Once upon a time Ta aave time and trouble,, why there was a motorist who admitted unequivocally for warmer seats at not attach coupons to a marriage that he never got more than nine football games, 'certificate, each coupon good for miles to a gallon. b: ' ' Candidate for " the Voison (10O ta alimony? - ' , . r -- i Furnace clinkers. : TODAY'S , - Many V m Marriage knot turns out Many a man who boast of. his to be a slip-kngreat powers of concentration can't .""'."".'.' . concentrate en an electric toaster' A spoua la getting to be like an long enough to keep the toast from automobkU. Teu turn m ta every burning.-year or a, aed get a new moder The eo-e-d who1 thinks the scrub team washes, the anlforms of the MOUNTAINEER IS KILLED -- Art Shannon.. -' ..:.-varsity saaad. IN rERILOUS CLIMB! CCdprttt, 1928) folks! . A Ruskuui tlwdy, unto " N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R. W, Goodell, 'nanagtng eunur; n. j. nicKS, county euiior; j. a.' uwens, auveruHing ninarr. ... WrVwWWMywwVwWw ' ' In Eden, green and fair, .. .. Ha ne'er sat on a,.wad of gum -- youH-Neitheri- -- i Vhatever troubles Adam had PROVO-CATION- S ! VnVTVA AROUNQ Little Provocation, Jr., says that washing his neck is the favorite thing he hates to do. t- X E VOsir BE STTTOLUKl VAUW W MWwVwVwVMyWwWwwWwVwVwVVwVMWVVWW "TH "Than FORE MAM! SORELW.VOO DOHX ,m L i WrA iOEEiM a H;. -- . SECTION TWO By Williams OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD w 28," 1928 GUARANTY TITLE COMPANY 74 ' morn- - 7: Who's Hkciy " '" "iif, ahywaJT... truthvi..-.- there's a is, .Well er the . , ian calling wh offertd me". Philadelphia Bulletin. $3 for It." " " ! , f OF COURSE , "Gosn. you're a dirty boy aren't . you? clean like your little ECIflGM : brother?" "Oh. I'm two years older than he Is." Film Fun. -- WDTE'S INTERFERENCE hMMwmKL-Th- o .H... ' htva are A after vou ' " "Don't call me honey, for heaven's nknl . You're makine 'em des-- i .. perate," Pearson's. tr..n1, A LI 1 EPiroinrQB - rHEN a man's words say one thing and his acts say an entirely different thing, which do you believe? when the Democrat Senator, from Utah savs he is for orotection for Utah's moductn aoainsr rhean and his oefs in the Senate have always been against protective measures, can you have any faith in his promises? And the tariff question is not the only instance of Senator King"s opposition, in the Senate, to Utah's welfare! In view of the official public record of Senator King, as contrasted to his campaign promises, Utah voters have every justification to . regard his promises as false! .,...,. O. K-- . IF foreign-competitio- . want to marry your daughter " and what are your prospects?" Oreat, If you don't butt in." Film Fun. ,.' "l "Um -- n,, iNUlb AUNTIE'S TRAVELS "My auntie has been to France And now Bhe's Italy and Brazil. gone to Heaven.". "Mv word! i evabout, When : ' 2Z..1926): "I think that $4,500,000 for doesn't she?" . 9 "! - -- L- ' ? -.- .ui. : IBS- - I ,i , HOOVER For Vlre Prrxlilrnt CIIAKI.ICS CtHl'lK Affecting Srnntor "jpftN ESTB OIBEllCEn For Governor wIl.I.IAM H. WATTIS Cnsrin Oilrl.- 1st- bOX H. COI.TOM . ,t -- All-Am- J-- - ..' 1 i I In on e e o 1 of thi6, c HAS TU6MT 1 eri - ,.From.it chroitner front bumper back to ilf plated tail-ligchrome-plate- d ... oa os this morning'i datin. nu ' ' . V "1 In every way. CrOiJua hovvto ht - radiator . turmounted by a largeflat chrome plated caprGraced by a new front K new chrome-plate- d -- Resulting from its great new 123--; - cubic inch gtne with; exdiuivo louvre effeci in an exclusive chevron design. ' Flanked by new seamless w . . flaring n fenders full-cro- fenders with a , 81-(- spread. 71-in- ch ' -- And then the bodies! Seven new and superbly beautiful types . . ' Closed types with adjustable drivers seats.' Two convertible closed cars . . . the Convertible Cab- riolet and the Landaulet Sedan. .'.' And such glorious performance aa youv never known before.. Soaring top speed . . .'seventy miles an hour, ami, morel Sixty-eigat 3000 r. p.m. A brake horse-pow-er from 10 to 23 flashing pick-u- p miles per hour in six seconds flat. , Dlxtrfrt R. O. LKATBCRWOOn For Scrrrtnrr of Stat JOHN W. PKTl;ilS For Atlorner tieorriil ti KQRO B P. PAH K i;it For Slnlr Trrmiurrr I.- - KllSKl. lHlllsrr;.SK1 .' For Stnto' A ad I tor " ... such silenofrn-suc- h poise. four-whe- j 'fy. '"''. : i: r' I . ' of ( Jullr Conrt Huprrme M. FOI.I.AIVD KfllHAIM flA.N'SO.f For XV. r it fti 4 -- ng . 1 ,. ' motherhood and childhood of Utah. Here are Senator King words on the tariff bill (Page S525, Congressional Record of June 27, 192?) : "Such is this Republican tariff bill iniquitous,' infamous, damned before it U born, destined to be damned during lis life- -i tune, and doomed to damaation and obloquy after its death.' AJAX th Price $1145 to $1375 at factory. Lovejoy Hydraulic Shock Absorber and tpring covers Included In list nriose, and rear under zuarirl extra, ('heck OakUmd Weliertl price tfcey Inchtdm lowest handling charge bumpur - -- ; Cefiera! M otor Time Payment Plan available at minimum rat: 1 4 page 1591): am opposed to the act . . . this measure is of ihe type , which is foisted upon the people by propagandists, hysterical j! mu and too often neurotic women." . The act, however, was passed, with Senator Smoot'i approvat. over Senator King's opposition, But it will again be before the riert Congress for additional appropriation... Elect a Republican Senator and Congressmen who will rt. with Senator Smoot ind not oppose, this bill which has given such great aid to the For Snprrlntrndent of Public limtrnrtlon C-M- -K - ' ... such smoothness lOU ? ... Such balance b. harmonic balancer ... Iarjer, mora highly perfected carburetor . ; i the cylinder head. Such mar Velous control. Steering ease from a new improved mechanism. . Rraklng ease from its new internal el brake. . . expanding individually adjusted . f. requiring minimum pressure for a ttire, r top. v silent, i,. J . Only. the highlight hav been mentioned, . Only a bint regarding its pulse-stirriperformance and ' style. To get the whole picture . . . to appreciate wbat,fts prica will buy . come in. Have your highest expectations realized velvet-smoo- ht - rubber - caehionad patented ... crankshafi4 mountings . "I T 3 lid An entlrt'ly iffiw conception of the modern motir can So ofllnal in design r , so brilliantly executed . . , you'll haydly fUeve your eyes. Magnificent successor to a justly famous name'., . New - can six. .. ,,. ' 1' a . Daring in style . . . exemplifying Fifcher gehius1n-thereition of., new designs. Brilliant in beauty . . . revealing new harmonies, of colors and lines. Triumphantly new.Appealingly LdifTerentFncf j ! Utas Children ' I "ere is another startling example of SeoatorKing'soppositlon Jo the Wfare ontiose "heTs s'upfiosedlo'Tepresent: Of tlie SKepTie"rir-"- r llft'owaercU-!:ixt.fotAe-.proinQtiQntha..w4f.ttf. of, mater-J- .f nity and infancy"' Senator King sa.id (Coogrcssioaal Record. V. 9. For . ' State Ticket For ... roads is entirely too high I ., we are getting entirely too many." Senator mopt sponsored this appropriation, yet Senator King was opposing bim. Our roads, make our parks, our parks are the West's greatest advertising asset j they bring tourists to our state, tbey ' bring wealth within our borders. ! REPUBLICAN TICKET National , For Prnldrit HKHI1ERT presents I..- lilt 1 bill was before Congress to appropriate money for build-- -, ine roads in national parks, including- some or Utah's sctnic wondef- lands, Senator King said (Pag 9 i 9r CongKwional Rtoi4,-0- 9. ' - ; She-doe- I : Utah's Next Governor For valid reasons it is extremely important that Utah's next goversor, as well as Utah s nexnftior "Senator, be a Rcpublicaa. Not only will this insure a united and harmonious administration of qui. stale's af- lairs. Dut it will also insure tne continuanct of a Republican delegation la congress irora uian., , Tbe law provides that in th event of s vacancy in th U. S. Senate, the position shall be filled bf the governor. Who woul4 Governor Uern, if appoint to fill 'the vacancy it any Ht would, of course thing should happen to Senator Smoot What a travesty it would be to have a appoint s Democrat. Democrat Senator succeed Utah's illustrious senior Senator I tlcctioo cLWiUiam H, .Wattis wdb safeguard Utah .against such possibility. t Uphold Hoover support Smoot. whh ' - who will not nullify their set. Elect SiilOOVLR, BAMBERGER. WATriS. COLTON. LEAJHERWOOL) and the entire Republican ticket wm sStmigkt. '"., , - team-mMe- s rrpnr re-- '' 1 |