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Show PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER PAGE TWO . THE HERALD n b4tal4.CPirp9ry9 THE OBSERVER Rodger, praaldant, at mattar St, Provo, Utah, dally. Entered aa eoond-claat' the postoff ica la Provo, UUh,H amber pt th Unltad Preaa NEA Service, Pain Editorial Sarrioa, a&d the Jama a. Scrtpps Newspapers, , SO ;iOUT OUR WAY PuMlahad. go. 1st W. f fe?"7.-- - iBPJUPJPJsfjpsl as If evening yhea.. tue I trifle chilly we atarted up a fira In the fireplace more to look at than anything else and aat down In the big chair and reached over to the bookc&sa- -r and got out a new volume f travel .. stuff intending to spend a few hours out with the adventurers in the far places - '. before hitting the hay Taa other breeze blew a Telephones Business office, 05; Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, 130. Jf you do not receive your papjsr baf an J. . telephone wfiiimn 90. and vcopy will' k daUvwad to. m Subscription terms By carrlera the xunty, 45 oenta the month; the year In advance; by mail In the oouniy, 4fi0 outside oeunty, f&OO MA-M- ' ' FIRSTS si t rf- x a a v.iiij I r-- V 1 It a a f I M .Vv TO do not, (Hill Billy's views, in his daily stories, are hla wn.-T- hey with those of this newspaper. EDITOK.J e . aecessarily,-coincid- " cordwood; tutting It and It to the highway. and a on truck it hauling it and loading uplifting X suspect that you folks imagine that the only thing the boy does with his dad is to stick in stamps; stamps are Important, but life in our family is not an sitting by the firt uudee the. stand lamp and peering t marca da bollas. Or whatever it may be. In three active have his Son and put .days poppa getting our furnace and fireplace' wood for the town , EASW ;er - lrjc . pFFReK4 AKiGOACe (, MAV OWEfW EVEW BoW AMD VH .'SO MAM ... . . POT IT WE..-T- W , Ov4Cr. U . " 7.-- - -M frMS MAWE A GOT ?Lazy Kids By Williams : SUORf STb t it f Jsu -A BOWS ix I I - fc WSff By Jim Marshall aaao-cda.tlo- n, -- J: : 2,4928, coci lvj 1 t i k 1 I - ... By HUX BILLY . t"' For three days son and I have been cutting - . r'tOPe:ur,NNKAT-TiAE- house.4 - ii , - y . i,, K. Gunnar Rasmuaon. editor and manager; B. W. GottUU, managtng editor; NVG Hicks, county editor; J.A. Qwern, adYtrtUinf manager. we read along a hundred pages or so and were Just settling down into a nice automobile Journey thru an Oregon forest J when we came to this: . -U "Swinging around the turning . As "an exalted lesson," so described by Briand, nothing we came upon a black bear gorging could be more spleridid than the signing of Sec himself with blackberries but we could get our rifles out of treaty, by the nations at Parts.: Nothing could concases he had crashed his way tribute more to the morality progress and christianization their the' underbrush . . . . " terms of the docu- - Into ' of the world than faithful adherence to-thand we suddenly decided that --r -we dldnt ant to go traveling any entr by the signatories." Howe ver, it remains to be" seen whether the very na- more wth THAT author T J5o wv;v . 'tt ts5-......- fo 'L. h- - m c dt be-fo- re " - , e ibill' wltb a guy under the cut Son' initiation. Into has a he can count the age of" old trees by the rings, and he can tell whether it waa a dry season the" or, whether Jt waa a wet- yev,tt$JBrilaadj " season,1 .', ; 12 at as the of Son he la little bimbo; he takes silence; gift - t atart-downLih- tion from which comes the proposition, with all its potent We,. don't know what sort ' of a ties "for' hflfflan welf arCdoes'Tipt Tepudjiate itandi again mlijt if tba(wheii-its-bwn- er : take a ridiculous position before the world-t. traveling paacef,ully along thrif a forest comes suddenly upop ;..u. The U. S. Senate must pasjypo.Q.the negatived similar projects creatures let that pass when ie comes upon a'noth&r for international agreement - The league Covenant was ; American, and the Senate renegedLThere is the World CQurjt, Inhabitant Vho la minding hi Own of which America refuses-to-- be a potential part," without business... and -annoying nobody which court's under the Jurisdiction can, be de- rreservations well this sentence Is getting "'"" .' nied and defied. pretty involved but. what we're try The Paris treaty proposes to outlaw war through ..resort ing to say Js that the sort of perso thought la to reach fori is sure to aWhosefirit to, "pacific means" arbitration or court. .Thefe gun ..; ' be an element in the U. S. Senate opposed to court or comis the sort of person who gives mission the dominating majority of which must.be made ua a dull, thxobbing pain In the LvL neck t up, of representatives of nations debtor to the United States. ; t We are having, now, quite a time over our liquor farm When "the person who was writrelief.-TeaI Dome and Tammany corruption and other. ing the, book reached for the gun s matters of immediate domestic! politics. Wait until our "Jiie bear went crashing . off into the underbrush" Lfitatesmen get going on "entangling: alliances, was a wise bear who had ffief pwUfiumana" befbrerand matterpthin . - i . . .r; - -- : ' , It Let Durant Do he was taking no chaincea he was wise to nd was to make miles between himself "the 18h amehdment effective'He hassomeTOtghty" fine -at any rate. tools for the making of a near prize-winne- r, h. st i . . i . m tmKL (NATURELAND mcj The finest eating fish in the great-lak- es is the white fish.'Enor-mou-s .. schools of this funny animal ; ypTt L used to swim about In Lake Erie but, today, they are nearly gsne. There are several hatcheries In the Rev. C. J. Hawkins, San Fran- lake region to which the eggs of . cisco: "God is the God of the white fish are sent" by nSOTHme WaTpl 1 rhnnce There ma be an Ir fiahermejiandonaof:lhetn hag reparable pas- - but toere Is always figured out the wastage of this food -' i.rinriiniii future." available an fish.' A female will lay four million is one who can re An eggs in a season. Only about four member "way back when people thousand of these hatch out and not only got divorced once or twice In more than four individuals live to Elsie"TdcCormick: "People-w- ho ". 3"" live In pleasant places always act as maturity; . if n V A Orfl.rHfS.f iuiiji tS DIAMOKtf sou vt WMtuuixwxmvsS j - M nM PUU la u4 .l mnulj boiw, tokd wilt Hlu.1 Mr. m ti - 1 old-tim- er pleasant the xajididates-atr- ef and any representatives of the if the weather was taeirownjier-sona- l Killers . OF COCRSE, IT DOESNT-HpRT- ! achievement." f who happened to be around - To the Editorr. f "have been pre- t LITERARY NOTE . bottle of Scotch Eastern scientist has Invented If apme tourist was to suddenly sented, with a finebefore me as I sit a method whiskey, and it is come upon the Statue of "Herbert Hoover: "It is in times of by which. books will Liberty I , "talk." . and say "Well, that's a fine statue at my typewriter and indite this letcommon emergency that the spirit u" 10 AVe can wait to hear of the small town ascends to superwhere's my gun?"-- he would be I frrrr tf Iitir , r malra r's"1 rv n a riminol I what some hardly of the asterisks in lative heights. If this be BabbitCry, regarded as crazy if I partake of this, gift as it was modern novels are saying! then let us have morat It" but If comes onto intended that I do by the giver? a 'harmless bear and yawps "There's a bear gimme my rifle!" I has tasted of this bottle of liquor he is regarded as eminently sane and I will confide to you and I can. eirf tnat w Li'l Gee Gee, who owns an an not see where or whow I am invadoy most people Could glady slay some "antihatcient Ford, bought ing the rights of any other person ter" oil but not by us . yesterday, and asxed us how y Is ahe who says AND, LISTEN: You often hear on earth. I cannot feel, Mr. Editor, to use it We told her-trj- r drink It "Now, don't get gay!" " communI that the have o? "natural born wronged ' killers" among . i V, , or of addedto the world's anlmalsbut-an- v ity, naturalist will tell you there aren't any general society in doing so. I like a Lives of social queena remind ns, On,e trouble with our national deTho we live a Ufe of dreams, littlc.drlok .and .now.l have a third ehuman-racfense Ma" that trar airplanes - won't riTluf?or of maybe It is a fourth, and I am Old Ambition soon will find us up when they should, and our more than ever convinced' that any Writing blurbs for facial creams! stay Sttbrnarmes stay, down when they man that doesn't 9 a big idioC You ' ' v v can sayjlthattihs Li'l Gee Gee is just crazy over Shouldn't ' vation oflaw ...stt"' u;i jf f.,-- ' (a. producing a state of affairs in country life,-- ' She says ahe; loves to ? g ; Art Shannon. ri get up in the morning and hear the Te tlmeworn dtecussion of the our Great and Glorious Country. cows i site of the birthplace of man goes You are wrongh. neighing in the barrt. r. J r. on. Aside from those who take for I wan8t to. say to youthar"This i v . granted, the Garden of Eden, here scoitch Is all right. A lot of it Old Doctor Smogs, v Indian Roolj JBittera appear to be two conflicting., sci- wouldn't do u harm. When ne ened we a need it. entific Ideas on the subject. DarT '. stimulany Dear Sir;. ;. . ',v win states, of course, that our .proMy Grandfother was brought up ' About two .years ago I. bought a genitors were arboreal In habit and upon rrum. They had it in the bous bottle of your blttera, for my wife developed In a- - tropical climate. all the- time. - They dranj It freely which is good for man or beast, for ' 4ore, recent thought, hpwe.ver, has and even tht ministwo . drink it ope. dollar, it said that it should be 11 ui uur ancesiors must nave when he came to our housa. It8s takenJn-Waterthrtimes a day. Mvedlif a aternerclimatjrioronly preety kmr 01 a cientry who a They want no water. In our ditch, of a real struggle grandson Is better than hla grand when I got it, so my wife had to for food and existence could have father. I can rring this cort of wait until $iay'. when they turned it nursed man along duringjLhe early Scuteg jtH day and not be no worse in, before she. could, stand in the stages of development. a citozen that I was before. I could ditch and take the .medicine. StandThe abundant food and listless drtnkr-th- is while wuget and neber ing in the water made her sicker l'fe of the tropica could not, underlwoiber an etelast. than she was before, so she had' to this theory- have accounted These typewriter keys are buxxing stop taking them bitters for a while. man'a development. That Is. why o around sq a canit writ no more. Bus She took the last of them the other many scientists have turned to the whey I wheat of jio is to remud yio. day, and they aint dona her no good. arid plateau' of Tibet and the oner to get again and again thput you arw I wonder, if she had ought harsh, wJJds o. Mongolia in their dead wrong in confenging vert ban another bottle, of the other kind, as search for the likely birthplace of wwhu drinks as a bonbum. We alnt the one for man didn't do her no humanity. crluals. We are as good meb as you. good. Can't aha take them Without getting In the water. .She caught a Wejnaulak AdrJlrlnK isREnqt Nec abo7y ill, but wEain no bUMS. heU of. a cold last, March "When she stood In the ditch to take a dose; IL wiwll say inxclusing, thaynt-Room j iwwsh that was the first One since cold and a 2ne,rRt Shtigquax yiu " set in last fall. If you think weather, Yrare. New Edaycy of the . "A, couple of proud fathers." beRcxececvtifillu FiYodytadr. she needs a nother bottel other kind let me know and I send ' ' gan a smoker, rolling a cigarette, ; you the dollar for it as soon as it that resembled a tamale when he ,, had done, 'were discussing their j A,nother candidate for the Poison - gets here. s who calls is the flapper , Yours truely, Ivy Club sons' activities at college. v j JIM SNORGOFF. "'What is Jimmy takln' up at man, 07 years oio, a. poy inena. ' . . the asked one. Social Error, No. 6784: It Is never j,"PharmacyJLaaid the other, la- Whatever griefs Napoleon bad good form for a dinner guest to slip Upon the ftald at Waterloo, conically. !LThat'a- - rlghCwaslBe reply. He didn't, fight from dawn to dnsk a pork chop Into, hia.oest pocket. 'Keep him on the farm.. It the 'With naught to. cat but. army His hostess, may need the chop to " ' fee4 Fido. : . proper place for him. Come drive "Vvl tw! I : BATHING j r I I - DANCING a THE PERFECT FINISH . -- iPICNICLNG ... BEST YET WP glvA to all nnr Qiitr, work enhances our reputation, putting us in a select class in this line. Added to this, in designing, we study the grace and beauty of every body line, with most" satisfactory and pleasing results. Taken aa a whole,! our auto body building ia highly appreciated In the community. Whirh . : , . SCIENCE: : Observations! .' " . . ARROWHEAD ,... ;- H. Juenke . -- 10 PROVO,. Co. WgiVTAH , , , ,, The Egyptian., delegate, to the International Congress at Antwerp, seems to have a justifiable complaint. It appears that the widespread discussjionlof- Vqupr is making Mohammedans turn towetness despite,' the pror Anti-alcohol- : ic . ; - !" their creed. .J 1 --- , Two-Legg- "Big business leaders,'' says Mr. Durrant, "who have the largest stake in law observance publicly and privately violate this law and countenance its vToTatI6riby others. Instead of using their wealth and influence to create public enforcement, they are the chief sup-- . opinion demanding-lavcriminal master of the class, the bootlegger." port ;,Zj3urely it is wise to go after the "chief support" of law violation, first thing. Enforcement has, very largely been directed in the opposite direction. The net has slipped over the big business and big social leaders and caught the sort of en- -' jmall ones. In other words, there has been one ' forceraent (justice); for the big and another sort forx the iraalL It is a policy that, very rarely indeed, gives Anything like full satisfaction; never, when the object sought is a "standard of national morality."" A people' 40percen;t foreign born prnearforeign Irorn,- - has grea difficulty, in realizing toward that "All men are born equalf when justice is partial ' - ; , rf criminals because they are big. '.:. , hibition of nr - (Copyright, 1928) Howdy, folks! Haveryott noticed how congenial and e -- PROVO-CATiON- S --h- the habits of ' Mr. Durant might make an effort to capture hisown the most bloodthirtjr-4ribof anihis only thought "$25,000 prize for "the best and most practical plan to make mals on earth-a- n OF TONGUE pot . 1 SOFT SPOTAV "TrAE r ' ha-Ja-- j.:,-'. stamps in his leisure hours, and he will get them. r: These aged bachelor hill fellows are very wise In their judgment of boys; the other evening I stopped at old. man Johnson'ajshack on the" way In. to .tha hilla and Johnson and I swapped talk foe several minutes and then the old man uncreaked hia batk and beckoned me: "You irot i. a gude boy!" . , - : ' . ;- - ' ; and- - life- philosophically . : back-firing- -- ? - ee first-degr- "tiali f- .... cylinder. And then there were knots; also there were short crlcuits, and ax helves twisted out of phimb, and down logs that vibrated wltH the saw and started down "biU now that'a a nice spectacle, a flve-folog, 60 feet long, with, a gas. saw going and the log rolling down hill and dragging the sa'vy, the saw buzzing away all the time. BTLL BILLY .But son and myself cr the wood, split the wood, hauled the wood, conquered gas saw and terrible grades and: cranky truck; we filled our sensitive hides full of bark slivers but bark jure makes ra""keen fire" .in the fireplace-an- d to the last little nut on the . , timer the lad knows what makes. It tick!', ' And the lad knows what it is to eat' cold beans at noon 'and rush back to the job; and he knows what it means to have a five-fo- ot thick, Splwdid- - ,. log; bracken, and bram- It was a les entwine ii; the coil was 'Shot;", the, batteries were antique; the saw needed setting and filing and the truck had a couple of weak rings In the lront . ,- M,.,,,,., ft ' ' '' : : A 'ft BIN - . Love's sweet young-dream a shattered young man rejected by a widow plunged a butcher knife into his stomach and then called on her. -- -- ea and, Enormous schools of sharks concentrating, off the north coast of Ireland. They'd better move pn, or some American syndicate will be after the leather t&atvs onlher In New Zealand, you forfeit your license, when caught driving" 'with one arm around what's next to you. j Ufamily Fireside Fun YOUH ENGLISH patron entered worried-lookin- g spooky-atmospher- "ha-bltu-- , . " In Smoking "VERY IDEA " ' economize. Suppose, you try your hand at own clothes?" "Oh George, dear, I could never do that. Suppose I begin by trying "THE must darling, that making your a-J- Not the Oldest or Cheapest, J II', .. PERFECT PEACE "What! You and your wife never quarrel?" we haven't quarreled for tbrea wee lea.:" , "How that?" ' "We're not on speaking terms.' Detroit News. - . r - f; is i Y . v; NATURELAND 6 ) It r I'd f t -- 4 Archie Rutledge, the South Carolina naturalist, says that a mocking bird friend who lived In his backyard once Imitated the songs or calls of 80 different blrds.He - declares that a mocker-wi- ll frequently reel off a repertoire of at least 30 during a single apple tree "concert.' - - - Any..." - Tim, ! v 1 . Today. -- 5 r i r ' C7 C. 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"We ahall the ' ment of a fortune-telle- r. miss' Is better. .:.,;Do you garantee that I can talk Pronounce "habitue" aa If spelled wife1'? he dead my inquired. wjth with stress on "bit," an "Absolutely." the aeer promised. "Then ask her wherein Heaven's inquirer is Informed. ' name she put my golf pants. Am. Dont use "us" when you 'mean , , ; "Legion Monthly. ' Adage popularly used but often OUT OF EXCUSES ... misquoted: "Enough is enough", was ,"Anybow, there are fewer cases, A. whether It bellyful'! a, bellyf, uij wife beating since prohibition.1 be meat- - or drink,'' aa John Ray "Yea. Lots of men have the same .11, on years, ago. inclination, but they haven't any- wroie to on." it blame logical thing Youngstown Telegram. A a rEa-Broad- w GO :. rkme 1120 PR I C E :s GOSHEN MOTOR CO, GOSHEN,. UTAH i H F I C A O F O srr w |