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Show v THE HERALD i:v By Abtra OUT OUR WAY r Pubafccd ay the Herald OecporaUoa, E. C Rodger, presidentTa H 80. 1st W. fct, Provo, Utah, daily, tatared m Nooklia. matter a, at th. poetoric la Proro, Utah. Member of the United Press NEA Service, Falae Editorial sfervfes u4 tha , .. Newspaper. At oice. mov Put I T' X - -r- aU , UAT-wiKr wvFe. 1HS r CAprAlKli t&. SOPPOttO T& Be. Th wv&r. io Take. t? 1AK lr aa aaaaaaaaa iaaaaAA - - aaasAsaaaa VTVvTvvTvvvveaajevvvvvvvvvTVVTve I i , BE FOQC FUEO RvCrHTTi AFttf?. Subacri'piioa term By carrier In th county, to cents the month; th year la advance; by mail la, the county, $4.80 outside county, . . tOoayTight 1928)' : Howdy, folk! Why to H , a "tn af ladles alwSya 'lit si s"i iss afOca a (ba aaata-A OPiKl J JUST" ing yaai awgleot ta sfcavcf N. Gunaar Rasmuson, editor and managers R W. OoodaO, Hick,' county editor; Jesse Clark, advartialnf editor; N. C I I i j aaayar, ' ' j I Coolidge In the Woods .,'' "- 1. Modern America is getting very populous and busy ; even least important of citizens finds his life more and more ; : Mirsnassed on by strangers. There is no time for introspec- 2 tion or Although modern life has trebled i man s nceus ot ueiacnmenu nwnicn n can orient ma inner I self to the outer tumult it makes it continually harder for " him to get it. " So vacations are vital to us. And to most of us, like ; Presidont Coolidge, the vacation means a chance to withdraw for a moment from the press and rush of the daily job a ? rhance to cret bv ourselves, taste the elemental joys of sun- winds lonIv rountrvsides and solitude, and there- ot work. , : by, draw new strength for another-yea- r The present Chinese, question now seems to red is a Nationalist? , I I t Pta Thla ia Cast--, greassaaa 'Qnmky ' af Radio has introduced J.000 Q. HaMbat, into tha English languaga. Paaa Boost. I'tah, words, BuL0Jl!JlLJUia-alejrorda-ar.Jaaa ko. s gained fame swear worda nndylng setthra his bill IS minute ting narking limit far people In public t top hone boo tha. . I OUR BOARDING HOUSE- -. AtJL?X&X- Goes 1H I 01W -- - . KAUSAS CfTV, VERV VdliW, AkI MoT HE VdOkrf BE MISSEP "BY Worrnd . I.I v, (OWM DU 7 ! MftM OVER BOARO Mtll MT on I 1 - -- THE SLEEP lb HlM "TALK Ai" Tr4? POOL "PARLOR i 1H iKt nce ta tha Al House I world. SUITCASES BUT A RUBBER COLLAR. POKER CHIPS, SET OF PICE, Atf; BEiCH COR!SCREUi A selaa-Mk- GEE GEE, TH' OFFICE lit ' VAMP. SEZ: Th' trouble with being a pilot In th' air service Is that you're mora apt to be retired aa an angel than as a general. How it - f D0NT TAKE CHANCES ON TIRE s With TROUBLE' SPOILING DAY OP FEDERAL TIRES Give you more mileage for for your trip your money' more pleasure less trouble always. , TODAY ""FEDEIttLIZE j Clays on Tire Co. j And then there, waa the fellow with a big cigar In his mouth carrying ana af tha large national flags lr A GOOD SPORT. ,... v TIRES t?4: c research, workers of the aatlan watching her activities, Misa baa been devoting the beat years af her life ta discovering a practical way to scratch a match on a cake of soap. So far, aha haa been aBsueeesafuL- Photo by Officer DurnelL ToMAToRoulU' -- KAKK 0U5I EXCEPT THAT USTElM6 "to GOOD " Ever slnoa ker gTaduaUon from Vlam. Kaost Vtak. Misa Ruth Aspirin, fa mous woman scientist, has been ' engaged apoa work af mount Importa- GAVE M& HlM,-AiOP- PlJ6: MVSELF MMC.( WILLIAMS EGAD, A "frlis -- v 4 A WITH HAVE A A JLlLAreLLPW 803 uo risning on um-leg- a, a int. W 1?K 28 . - i IIAWS-GOODMA- N IN THEi WORLD OF SCIENCE r gei OVH Flica5c,10cl5cr ! I Patrolmen of , Jeffersonville. Ind., are, under orders to fend a thaoter "of the Ifibh; tlaily.- The married ones will story. find, ia Ruth 2, a lovely mother-m-la- I YQU wjtst tacklal I ;he . - ob el - EMf GETS I - , ; I I ,. J-- v Our TacWe ! in President Cool There i ; , inrthing .rather significant. " ' " ! ' idirc's choice of vacation spots.: went he an to Twu , spot in the vt'Jtrs uko i ' Adiror.diu ks, How to the big population centers in an air ; line, out Mimusiiy isuuueu runj tnera in reaniy. Last y tar be went to a mountain lodge in the Black Hills j 0 South Dakota ,to bakvia the utter quiet and solitude of .i the distant west. : "This year he will spend bis summer on a wilderness estate in northern Wisconsin not far-- from-- Lake Superior, : For All Usnt'Srness to the bustling cities of Superior and ,: X'Duluth; thw pot is as isolated and remote as his previous 1 . rammer homes, v "i : Thoughout most ot the year the president is subjected to J ah everlasting crush of people. . There ia never any relief. J Not for a moment can he relax and forget that he is chief I ; they executive of a great nation. People peoples-peop- le surround him every minute of the day., , , " la such circumstances a' change becomes imperative. the only spot that offers ;tYhen it comes time for a vacation some to the president is ; place in me wiiaer-- : .now; some place far from city tar town, where a man can be '. alone with himself. So President Coolidge select, first the then the. Black Hills, then the Wisconsin forests. "Srondaeks, No one is under such pressure as the president. Yet his i. .yaoblem is, to' a certain extent, the problem of nearly all of - us. The tremendous popularity of automobile touring in the ? summer is evidence of it. ' So is the great growth of the by lake or river, the cabin ; 'summer resort" the frame-hot- a Art tkanaon ... - t . ''.,"'" v. manager. . - Strawberry ttaaa la aera. H. K Merrta, tha tmm arttti Ta Ed. Ka Ratardayod I - Mean aVorop, the first wacnaa fat ttak. waa, a racant via' ' I Itur . , . la town. ! Drtak Old Doctor Saaoggs la-... dlaa Bitters. Good for Man or I tfsaiisiiliss, I remesuber. s ay wags waa wa dul-... Beast Adv. Wats i j lara, Among tha local bay who are Aad m yeamg sport' wardrobe I saalOng good ara MlHard Beck ' ImstrS1 . Land Lak Coilina. Aloaa Vaa Wagenaa, aar gaahd Of a x af paoer eeBaiil ' mayor, gava a toaalag spaeek at No aaattar hew alack things may tha Elk eaateotiaa. Laak aat. look to you, Just ramambcr that th Mr. Mayay, CUiaoo-Wh- il wUL . sea- - I get yea. . watermelon aad , soaa will soon be her. a grans, ai young loika held a smdnight froMa at tka 4. Edwla I koma Friday eve, MUlady Bteta abltgad with several muti- ; WHO'S WHO IN AMERICA 5.00 - ? HOME TOWN NOTES 2 ttTodaya DafioiUoa:' A golfer ia a gink wao, arhaa h seas the Atlaatlc aceaa. says; "Gash, what a water " hasardi , 1r' UEAW . Bay, fead ssy waserwutrs. sexVoo wovv, TPU POH ASHORE. THC.R&. ; Society reporter, 10J; EdJCoriaJ Teleplwnee Business office, room, 13Q&. If you Jo not receive your paper befora I p,'m. telephone 1 irseidenc. a4 a eepy wtu be delivered to , . ryit I've Aad. of course, another damben tha cluck that goM ta a band hands washed. laundry U get ? is m Ml k t aTiP'- ,EEa4t mamv eeso-ciaiio- " .. PROVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JUNE 10. 1928. PAGE TWO ' . ' Expert Vulcanize rg Second West and Center ; la the Elks parade! . .. w ; " Giving his favorite concubine a day's stArt, Dictator reany oowea nimseu oui 01 remng wnngrace. Chanir flybllcichbkb Tso-L.i- n r- - Mayor Big Bill might note, that President Calles is purging Mexico City, and, first thing, cans his r fori smugghng. r ; chief-of-sta- 7 SCIENCE r, Wf fw m hm VIM : TO mm 'ilk r - r . : 1 -- I? -- . UR service.! haseA tin - - prtftrtnem morm ' aacL It is athan ttxu aver kelf outstanding in th field, tn aU automotrtl historf. - -- v IFapiily Fireside Fun YOUR ENGLISH Little Willie was present at dinner "hen a local parson was All went well until' dinner was about to start, and the ' parson reverently- bent hi head over hi plate: Everybody wa quiet, when a little voice' piped out: "It's all right misterthe meat' " . quite fresh." Scotchman. 'A city'feller," micked a smoker, "once jrlslted an old Uncle on the letter's farm. Finding no evidence of bathroom facilities, he inquired: 'Where do you bathe, uncle T " 'In the spring,' returned, the DON'T SAT "Thia i th oeron meant." "Whom , youfk meant" I correct; DO NT USE "experience" when . you mean "have." PRONOUNCE "preface" as If with atrea on spelled "pref-aa- " ' "pref." ADAGE popularly used but often misquoted: "The nobis arc alway merciful" was "Sweet mercy la nobility' true badge," aa Shakespeare whole It, ia "Coriolanua" ; DON'T SAT "Our class have been organised.'' "Has been" la cor- who you ' relative. "His nephew wa nonpulsed. 'I PRONOUNCE "occaaion" as If didn't ak you when, uncle. he aaid. spelled with stress on 'I asked you where. " , "ka.". ADAGE popularly used but often "Shh! she whispered, "t hear a misquoted: ''Having nothing yet burglar downstairs." having all" was "Aa having, nothHe was a quick thinker. "I'U go ing yet possessing all things." aa It straight down. It' probably the appears In 2 Corinthian vHO who has been robbing houses about'here a sweet looking caught" little thirg who alway kisses her "John, your plac Is with me! Tou ihort viiL The globe it worth more than way, out of trouble when she la stay here!" .Progressive Grocer. '. if Ooo.ooo. 4 . ratogetffefw i ings, in conducting of duties a service is obtained that leaves nothing undone. The bigger Pete, th$ porter' pup ?row. the less it look like the pole dog for which it waa intended. ?ee nowexpecta it ta turn out '.o be a deputy or something. A magician in tha vaudeville thow next door had to give up his Tcrformance, last evening becauie '.he boy he aent out for a small (nlmaj Jo lake out of a hat came back with a w A not nor inure; tne world bi a a toupee who knows Prof D)pgendelvc learly everything, has figured obt that few of the lady bandit ar ?ver captured, because thpy go about with no 'make up on their 'aces' ra the daytime, and no oije ever recognize them. Blondy, tha manicure, aays sh think he will marry some ch-iwho 1. used to eating In a cafeterii so she will not be. expected to wait on him much. The ba? generally throws his matrhea tpward a waste basket, but "there aren't any firea because hie aim 1 bad. ' . NEXT! III II II II READ HERALD.WM ADS J. 4 - ..-.- . i 1 performance, Here is the simple and sovereign answer to the question of automobile satisfaction. The ideal transportation achieved rin the Greatest Essex Super-Six- " was long foreshadowed in the series of individual superiorities by which Essex towered above the field. Its vivid brilliance of per formance reveals in a single ride a smoothness and ease and soaring exhilarquiet, a ation that is actually like flying. Greater in power more versatile in all performance, larger, roomier and more beautifully appointed, the New Essex Super-Si- x gloriouslyraras its richer reward in. the greatest popularity of ' Essex history., .. KEN'S PAINT SHOP road-skimmi- -- Ivy non-sku- T ioergMoirituairy i :. t- ng rT-Automobiles painted VitK Acm Quality Proxlin" Lacquer-Ename- l have all the lustre", beauty and attractiveness of new cars. Weldipg 1 : Phone 7UN6rth Third West v 1253-- W Provo WAR TAX OFF Effective Nout on Hudson-Esse- x Cars 735 UP Coach Coup $735 745 " Saat 130 txtm) (wiM - Sedan - 50 75 t5t Roadster AU arte ... t a, k fkwaav , for 9urr am say cart ott otmcwnmtkweMovailolm ehmgtfnr Mmn bandana fj c:p'f Fenders Repaired, WeWed, Painted Oxy-Acetyle- ne - .. To know the overpowering conviction oi greatest value held by Essex owners is merely to see Essex beauty; to examine Essex quality, ta sit inside, and feel Essex comfort to ride and know Essex .. The Bobber Shop In equipment arid furnish ' in Of interest . to astronomer Tycho Branei prist silver' globe. ecently brought to the united stater tot exhibition at the Vmerican MiiMum of Natural His tory. Thia globe, made more than our centuries ago. for the Swedish latronomer, occupies a Urge place a the, history of It w .bout three feet la circumference uid depict all the heavenly bodia mown ia Tycho. Brahe time in he imagined plcturtzation of men tnd animala prevalent when the jlobe wa made. Swedea, tmmensley proud of he globe, wmch Is a noteworthy louyenir of one cf the country' ;reatet men was loath tojpart with t, even for a time. It was feared he sMver globe might he sold in America. Earnest insistence by Or. Fisher, president jot the Anm-eu- r Atroaomer association, Induced Baron Kalamb.-owne-the globe, to bring it over, for a r wrwh timing Essprf9r I ' XiQ-ill- .' interpreted in the most modern mdnncr. I , i) 1 years of experience, is y 1 utar-gaiin- g. Nothing Undone ! m - ; Service ' ThatLeave I Lfu 75)ff ' JVo matter whert you hold your ' mirror to tha cities, it will show, with nilaht variations, the samm y ff J Schofield Aiito Go. 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