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Show m PROVO SUNDAY HERALD. SUNDAY, MAX 20, 1928." TOO, IUT r THE HERALD Publihd if lb Herald torii, E. C Rodger, president, si EaUosd'aa WlUf rrovo. UtWt H Utah, daily. fet, So, eoaad-claa- poswffica In Prow. Utah- - Umb, ei.Ua, KEA aWvtoa, Pair Eailiai-arva- at of tJUs s Um United ai fc-- Oop-l'- oclety Importer. lOTi Editorial your paper Before pi n. Ulephoae .WW . ' 7 V -- to 13 and a wopf will a deliver i U ; i S th snoata; in Ux county. currier . Subscription terana By 15.00 the you-- la advance; by mil la U oouaty, WO ouUide county, l 1 WE VVPEUCAM A. V JUST X4eTee4 HAKJCrS 0AMkt.ROU6 OOBS AWO GVJES SOU "TO -- . . fl Mirtr mm. N. Onrinmr Rumiuoii, ed.lor and ntaaac er; R. W. Ooxlcil. nFc.' Hick, county iiturj Jeesa Clark. adWJajig ,ng editor; X f' Dr.- - ; ra0'.ing. a ta that an ad. s -- - ,...... he rarae ef Efibcrt H. Ejf-;ilbaa bras t.An.i.d Ann nembershlp the OUR BOARD IMG HOUSi!- ' - : ByAhern VJrllLB I wasIR BOOkf, HeBt'S OlA FoR-f111 AliSl'RALlAfI'VdllJ A 0iE 1 comes a queer proposition, la GhemVfe wan gave of his blood In transf usionj ta ve a sick woman't life The twiin would now marry; but scientists; and hledP cal authorities interfere, on the ground that, the marriage Would result In serious physiological consequences andjhey urge law against 4t and appeal to the religious" authorities to prohibit it .aV U'ji I Hottest for such prohibition are scientists wno noia inai many of the idiots and. monsters oh European thrones, hi the past, became such through marriage, with close blood relationship: and n-f- they admit that there must have beer. mighty close blood relationship in the early.lmman.matinga. In order to avoid being "got" by thfc scientists and medical and religious authorities, it seems that the jhcnt couple will have to run away and marry, regardless of what sorl of deviltry a man s blood in his wife .would promote. i . t6A3 T56SCOE, ItLU Mt ATEUl -- - J LAP, I WASrfcrV rrr ALPHABET BLOCKS! COUPAS-Se- 2 e tf w -- nx' Slush Pot -- reVRE Givm' m 'r:m fiivAE5 me ui4rTiA OKi I "PEEL14 BAHAMAS, fARTMb BUFul UP; Of course, it is well to learn what money is being spent for nomination. Largo! "slush funds" indicate attempts to corrupt thfe primary votfe. Undoubtedly Lowden'U ?ll4,ys "slush fund" expose blasted all .his) chances for the presi . , I mwio . s-T MiMtrTes PUT 'EM. ALL' 14 CO LP But. latef' onf there, will be national "slush funds" 0! to all of us, $4,000,000. 15.000.000. or more.' to be applied us patriots 1. ' 'Frbm corruption Heaven . t ccmeth not Ir.cojTuption,7 ' NOWiPUYIKG, i RANTAGES Salt Uake'X tTrealesl T 4 T companied by Grafce Evans William - HA IMF 11 XI 1 11 LiLT ;in -- THE ; Civic Note: Despite the fact that all forms of gambling ara prohibited in Provo. nothing la done to prevent Uiese early spring marriages. Idling Mussolini's Shoes ld en t ; ; ac: Tu six-bit- f n lladio .Vo'cai Contest Win: her E full-cour- rd - Entertainment ' old-tim- er ,S1bRA6E! 1 r,.rT Art Shannon, " t Little Audrey laughed aloud. The Chinese govern nu'nt has of"But papa," she cried, "you foror.al fered a prize for a Chlnrse that we have no electric eggs anthem. - This department respect- ce! to and she was but 7 years fully suhmlte the above lyric The old.beat," K. C. Star. Chinese government ia reqarstnl to mrkn out the prize check to Homer - FAIRLY GOOD, Gu Brew, care of the Bullock- - pool "I hope you and this young man room, this city. behaved yourselves." "I should say so. We were aft Perhaps the most surprising thing good there was a halo around the about the coming presidential eiec-lo- n moon." Detroit News. la that not one' of the candidates claims to have been born in a NO SUCH BABY tog cabin. "This doll Is like a real baby. JX will close Its eyes and go to sleep Aa ia one who can '. , n you lay it down." s when would buy a whf "But t thought you said It was real, a dinner, Including like a real baby? Pathfinder, j bottle of wine. for you." frlEV works .... When Audrey's father came home he remarked to his wife. ;i have just bought an electric egg' beater POME, AAi'OOMPARl'j aw aJodpikA' ME --Trt Information1 . : skulls, TriiMk ,rhon 413J lot iFamily Fireside Fun) LOTOT- APE AW GORILLA SWJUS LAVttA MEASUREP WrTr A W1P AROUKiP, UrlAf-Trte- y -- SfARlEP"MEASLfRUi'MW vi nn "Th gorilla CLASS 'in j: "" - SOU WERrtvLAVfAte . ns BIG RON Q CONTEST! ' 4Etf ' THE BIG WONDER "Mrs. Smart haa perfected a woo. lerful isventioa." "Indaad. What la . , .4 "A revolving Eaater hat; U works If . K-- I j al VtKfcKJ yeAR OLP.AOSrTRALlX!-- ' ... . Itr ; Li'l Gee Gee got a marriage pro-osNational Hospital Day has come at a poker party lat night and gone, but if you still want, to ?hc held a full house, and a young eelehraf It, you tan swallow an as fellow quietly asked for her hand. pirin tablet A COUPLE Or GOAT-BBAr- if J W' HCfTEL. AM TROAW A COLLEGE, GOMES UP"Tt--tLWl-fr-- S ME OVER --TO THEIR UfJlvJERSnV -"TEW MORE THEWS Aki'-TrlE- V UELL, MAP A iri fERTESERS ill picot3ii-fteR- S T?OU0P bn.all '... : : K' - . Poise la what a woman has who doesn't get red In the face when she trlas to board a street car thru . the door marked "Exit Only." The rncluncholy day are come,. . The Kaddrst of the year. Addled Axiom: Still waters come The seeds we planted months aga stern. , Will not cmn a". w fear ! aRw.lL" ; kjctT SopkJ Jaaa." . "No. aia'm." Jaaa. "but rapaded over the house they've loklng for the master's gin." .uu. . , Legloa Monthly. ART - V4tRo eS'are" made "I hope the chUdrea aidn't .get the pantry whil I was away, Uit 1 '. . vying for a aew fur coat And not eoeivad a aalr.i &h aauM to my vifa foraoma axpart advtca.. ,u " 'All I can teU you is dearie., tf U first you doa.t succeed, cry, cry, ,7 ; t, again.' advised SUJI .' anti-flun- k " "When a woman wants soroethtng and her old man's river of grneroa-it- y has dried us, aba usually turns an the tear ducts and starts thing flowing . a smoker whined, "kiy wife baa ta eq well trauCl that.' at the first wlUmper, I give right in. One of our neighbor's wives ia aot fortLilkatc All winter aba's beei C Now is the time., for some enterprising' cottegian to make a fortune insurance , Ao veiling Young university students. : on IZ Fibmds of Uartte Ashran. pom so that the, oonxregalipn ,xaa&i Boston Transcript, tar remniy player 'of all aide of w Ave, tnlverslty bo aurpriaed to leara , Kegts'ter Now For that h has realgaled ME R. from the navy aad re ' turned Cs Provo. Charlie bad a good Job at aboard a .. dockBJad . aubmurine but be coca-FOR CHlLblEtEN -pi.-ithat he was work. Given By flooded with Welcome home, Char H1SS.NITA WAKEFIELD , lie! a Uyt Club, and wttl "e4- voted upon at the next meeting. Mr. Eggplant b the bloke wbe borrows your fountain pea to write a maah Sote to your sweetie. rith-I.ictic-a- r-- '.V I JCbUkio. HOME TOWW GOSSIP i 1 m Or.mt'-f'':'- A nt f safe-gua- f t- . pro-rW- - Resolution paaand, by the Illlnoj Mastrf Barbara Assoc 'attoa: "W ( f cpKsWer the barber shop at profea-- . uc proportion of science's present (lay evidence win nui jnisionary, false, or foolish a century hence? itMnay be well that! college professors u However, then- - fctand on spirit uahmaUers. , There might be an advantage to parents, should colleges: franlly add to thelt curriculum their religious teachings "Readin, riting, aUieisrh," lor instance, i'iircnts not atalrirg that their children be taught that this life Is but a silly, brutal all k,ve, joke on the spermatozoa; that laith, the basis of is folly,' and suicido justifiable when the pressure becomes teachoppressive, could Etnd their children to colleges whose otherwise, are and definitely asmosphere ings " may st; '' at least 90 pcr.cent of the evidence of furvival of a spirit, after death, is faith, falsehood, or fool ' . , . ishness." . I All the founders of the sciences and all the scientists iJiiriniT fin r,er ecnt of mail's career on earth worked or foolishness,", as Evidence based upon "iajth. falsehood, ofpuKjern Ttcicnce. What is proved by the development , .EClXrETIJf Js only one thing (hat can bciW. k ! the gradingplaces Mitraqueak a cheap rsdio to accept tips from the pub-come whoa S to at you rypt door ;kjn- - i v. It' will soon Jjj tlaic for the an KOB THE "POISON nual heat wave. The crime and CANPIDAT pet- . " . f jvy cxvb manent waves are Iways with us i ! i & . or a warning Tiere V . Anton Carlson,' ijrofessor of physiology at jtlni ver ,r:From Paris To Marrv . , - e-- s to Lake Mlcklgaa'at fcoara xl to the "Evidence' of Chicago: ity "To scientist, tCopyrlght. IKS) "- I In Snclii" j .. "(My Only - -- 61 hours to Cfcicage," VU caa .trsvv by a train - 1 i . . - Howdy, folks! la the apHax a Unfitly young man's , facy tarns tq tbaucbta.of driving up . weck-adla Yiuktwtvff for tste CO MOCK TIME.. e4 rVei-ee- 4 4--a v PRnvn.j7ATinw.q a b '7 GlViES-mo- k"TkWE t ARooaD THEM SWAtf . WEi WRA. - Mti Ma-- . PRESSURE JoM UFi RFjajij LL Tfe) J r HM Amrf A Preaa aaa e. J ains CL ' 3i 1 - tffc. tTlpbooEuuj. room, laol If you do eot receive t JAY OUR it8 laughs you boWr Shop 1 the station's batteries. In Munich. Germany, steel towers 300 feet high were replaced t M h as tall. ace your hand,"- an. absent wooden ones Just limine v " "-- r ninded gambler, replied, "Whaddyt The result was a saving .of nearly 50 per cent of the power of the batonn do. call me,?" 7 Prof. IilRgendelve, who knows teries. The high conductivity of steel towers seems to Intervarly .tverythins, has, figured out the hat sideburns and bushy whiskers fere with proper sending. The went but ,pn account of crowded wooden towers have,. as a rule, been msaes. open, cars, growing ap-- specially treated, as are telephone An unuaual glimpse imo the'pnvaio Ufc of Italy's all powerful Due li irectation,. of a art and Improved poles and cross-tie- s on railroads When soaked In creosote, the wood given here. These two kittens are Mtiiwilinl's favorite, peta anfl art deaa about health and hygelne. abown nestling in his own So boylahly appieciatlvt slippers There Is, little or no couaecwon Is better fitted for. a long,, strong ef their frisky antics was that he posed them thfts Tor the pho it all between a rubber sola and life. ; tographer. in elastic conscience. The t ;. portion of the power ueveioped by one-sixt- , PRONOUNCE "fissure" as II ."fish-ur- " witu stress or "fish" and "u" as in "use". DON'T, USE,"who to" when yw mean "to whom." , " ADAGE popularly, used but of ten misquoted: "Dropping wate: wiU wear away a stone" was "F01 water continually dropping wil wear hardraeks hollow," as Plu tarch wrote, it, 2000 years ago. KERR, WESTON REVUE ; A comic 'novelty; spelled . 1 . IroBSiS; WILLIAMS "On the Air Radio Laughs JOE FANTON 1 The man who owns the rests next door fixed a pair' of cales ao they registered five or i rounds more when people came out ifter lunch, but some of the cus tomers weighed before eating and yught leas, so th scheme worked inly 50 per cent. The "pineapple bob" naturally ooks like a bomb haircut. Pete, the porter, got in wrong while shining a lady customers hoes, this morning, because when he told tha back seam of one ot her stockings was erooked, he 'ound out It was a vein showing through the thin silk. MILDRED LEWIS HINCKLEY u-a-nt MI CLEANING r-t- mm 1 New - sty 1 cidu les for & T HERE'S i atiother-sr- as wear, id your clothes .if youil have them cleahed and pressed. We take out spots, brighten colors andcompletc-l- y renew your garments. NO ODOR! Our scientific process is odorless and , is , harmless , to the most delicate fabrics or cblors., ; MAbSEN Cleaning Company 119 N. U. Ave. niolle 475 ' , Charles Chaplin: "fame can be exasperating." "ft Ernest H. Hopkins: Y outh cannot make a greater mess of the ipjld lhaa lheit elden did-" , the mind of youth aa intellectu. launch that must be stuffed to ver-ie- , Instead of a growing) Jiing id be developed on the Iins f Innate and fundamental princt- . ...... Guard-f-- d f "vC W Second of Suspense Radio Contest tS' ? Gat-Rule- Dance Fantasia in Two Parts Part One: THE ENCHANTED FOREST Chicago taking the under- world rat by the throat! Night-stk- k versus gat! Love versus hate! Sixty Junior pupils as Moonlady, Narcissis, Blossoms, Wild Eoses, Goblins, Witch, Eed Birds, Bumble Bees, Dragon Fly,' Moth, Goldilocks, Prince Charming and , Fairies.. ' :M : . - Winner,,., ELDENTUFT ' ' ' ; " , i u I Accompanied by Grace Evans I I r J j " - DOLORES LOPEZ Gdlden Soprano HERBEhT-BOL- ; Part Twoi . SCIENCE Wooden radki transmission towers are replacing the old steel towers. In many parts of the country. The change la made for a purpose; for. It It expensive. It Is the result 01 studiea which have shown that steel towers tob the plant of a large pro- - Song and Dance Tableaux D1IDII a, Fifty Senior pupils in character Songs and Dances, including Hungariaa Gypsies? The Eussiaa Eomance, Spanish Tableau, Oriental Mosiac, Toe Ballet, Tap Novelty, EoEgh Eider, Indian Love Scene, Pierrot and Pierettfe. Jola Mendez CAEiTVAL PAEADE AND GEAND TABLEAU Eddy P ara niount .Matinee, Children 10c, Adults 2e Evenings, ChHdren 25c, Adults 50c . Helen ' Jerome iWAl , w - ' i. Seldon Heaps at the organ mam NEXT WEEK MARION, DAVIES . A boy accused of. murder! A cabaret girl the only one to believe in his innocence! The riotous life of a midnight! Crash ft gat Roar of gr;at city after forty-fouEpic! Colorful! Thrilling past belief! r! COMEDY" NEWS' T .JTRIO.. 4: : ; SlbwJfoli'oh Athletes - , Dr. Clarence Cook Little. Detroit: "The weakness of American Univer- ltties fas. bean that they cansider-- d ... Blue-Coate- ians Tearing the Lid d Off the Underworld! . --Pres. 4 presents i-b . I & CO. O-Mp- ht' TIP OP TONGUE 1 SCHOOL OF DANCING .... NEXT! Cleaning Ccsts! - . want it U! On the Stage SIX: Bib: BETS 0 DO NT SAT 'l suspicioned him." him. You "suspect" , " , YOUR ENGLISH - Bi-nit- TODAY AND MONDAY . here ' .. ' i: THE ,!,- - in i. ..; ' , , '. -' PATS-f- |