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Show T - tr - A TRdVO SUNDAY HERALD, SUNDAY, JAKXJAfiY 8, PoblMM by t t5 rUt W. BL it C Bctaltf Cxporstkia, Pr', f-- jf KKA &errlc. Palue ft'ltoctal Service, Newspapers. KIO 'SHERiaV WES. But United Pnm 0. e4 tht Jamaa 1 f A VJAS HAKlOlMj SOU Boo PRIVATE NAtbUious B.00 HminiIi tuHtt t tU Br ! ai t$ 1 . L Buy ektt uflj , pay prompt! u L -' , f-J- t A ti V rJ I LVt VT oj pass out to make lenses itself. Last winter, the. 7flJnches mould. into it form molten in mured was .. michcs-m" in diameter ana while the interior would still cod would get exterior air the cracked be 'hot ami the result would be nothing but mass of and fire of at was thick day mould tasing given glass. So the sand. That was 9 or 10 months ago and it isn't cool yet. removal of the February 28, 1928, is set as the date for the ' -, casing. ik iy, . V W5 ' of standards At the wonderful plant of theU. S. bureau .th that typifies patience in Washington U piec of glass to of these bureau scientists During the war, the factory made the lenses-it France which made the world's bet lWUnch lens for the ML Wilson observatory, in southern . , Mi Vifc5r OUR BOARDING IIOUSE Relief r . - lb AS ME BEIS HSAPWe A UKCL-- AEf 50 AUXIOUS "TO r 'UPROCTf OLP CAk, VJMEKi' tT5 MliCK EASIER "10 PICK ...UP ACORMS. m iiiiibiihiiiiiiihiiiiibii mm ihhiiiiii' 11 . TJ J t "1 r" I Si I I ; I . J I TO HAv6 I tO NCO I AJQ Mi xtXJ WtWT AlY . I WORStS . VLMU DO WHAT r nHAT20 81.. VTV TWc KtVT t Of HtrATO ; ' n 1 1 Royal Hoboes in the Dock : -- 5 .11 : fj aenf I I WW ffwoo'. i Kuaiu to fa -- GBP li 7 I' to U, r tOT f USS v MRS. TWE,VlOOP- one or . fM K CRKNtiCrv Mmwow BftOWS THE GftUUPS 1 V T J J .5V .a. bj4. mors: H NO -- THT U$H tS. rl ar - . citement?' again!. That ia my non ' w 2 uM Vwvrt'no sefLf eo4. Pete. J.he , Jiorter, aaya a prominent ltos .and chinjeaa be great drawback at times jbecause his tonga'e , got more than ordinarily tired of the long reach while lick ing stamps on carda and packages holiday season. during tha Every-- once in a while, there still cornea Into the shop one of those old fashioned gmka with aide- whiskers which look for all the fendeia. Wrtt lika-fsBlondy, the manicure, has to wear-dark- atocklnga while abe ts working, because fresh foot. flirt- era ruin her light ones. - . NEXT! c Mayor James J. Walker: "A reformer Is a guy who rides through a sewer Ia a boat" glass-bottom- -- " Rabbi XouIa Wofsey: "The levr-la- h problem Is jwtXaT preserve Judaism amidst persecution; we have always been able to do that It Is to save our faith in a day of . freedom," ' Win lam Hepher, wig maker. New York: "it ia aa unalterable rule that a style which, makes no distinction between the society girl aad the working girl cannot last Bobbed hair will pass and is. passing." t ?- WHtN SETTiR AUTOMOBILES ARg NATURELAND - looking fellow I eiS to thla but he haa caught gabd-tMn- g; W.' J Stit: son, a Wyoming hunter and trap- 10 years, the per, say a Ihjtt mere are ten tiroes past Duyngtha aa 10 government, etate of, Wyoming and as many thoose there ; now a ago. to seen it yettra Individuals hare prlva thai there 1s enough food to keep Mrs. Arthur C. Hanson, whoae tha 20000 elk in the Jackson H) husband is a biolciglcal survey Country alive during the long wint- hScter of frtv wolvea in Wyoming er. The moose la a heavy, dull- - has a pctSvclf, whkh she brought up from a pup. Urs. Hanson isn't '- Jr:,..... J WILl BUILD A THIM . . factory You may have thought'that you couldn't buy " a Buick for as little as 1195 that you would have to pay considerably more for Buick quality. vr , ' : The truth b that you can have any one of three popular Buick models at this' figure a Sedan, Coupe or Sport Roadster all of them, carspf true Bukk quality. V 11 You have always wanted a Buick and today's Buick surpasses all previous creations. See it-- drive it and own the car you hare long wanted. f AH i Leulou's mother had a .passion tha least afraid of him but other for cleanrfneas. She washed her people have tender feat when he's from morning to night; face, hands " around. . ears, neck, etc... etc. "How yoa are growlnt; my little TWO HEARTS ETC Louloul",remarked cousin Anne. "Tour daughter and I would like "Tea," replied the child, "but It -: to get married." ia not my fault Mother waters, ir. , ' "On what?" .. . ao." HumoF;Film Fun. "Wednesday." 'Transcript. - BUICK that is BUlCKoroM Fireside Fun Family .. :- BI'ILT mg SEDANS 11195 to 11995 : Ik.I I TIP OF TONGUE Y s , h plum.' " ea ano-- I I s CmcHIHHBJftu i da a 3 I a Wmm y. B Z - r 'observations The Bobber Shop y ..--v Sh-h-- v These are just few of the hundreds of items that your physician would check up on to, determine your "health rating" if you would give him an opportunity.-Bsuch examination you might save yourself much trouble. Protect your health while you have it - 1 now, the gigantic cost of Two noblemen of old Spain, these, in the common prisoners' dock at weather control attempts makes Melun, France, charged with vagrancy, Their troubles began when they modern plana impracticable. But failed to pay their bills but their arrest satisfied their creditors aad science ia at work and, sooner or they were turned loose on that score. Hold your breath here come later, we will have cheaped meth- their names: Don Fernando de Bourbon, Duka of Durcal left), and ods at our disposal.' When they Don Jaime Zulueta y Relna, Viscount of Oricaon and Marquia of Betulia. come we will have weather to Butt the court our fancies and our pocketbooks. Gov. Donahey of Ohio says, T do not choose to run for governor, Senator or president" Pretty Don't say Try and do" thus or U. tame thing that Calvin got off that I T understand bird talk.' perfect-- . ?- "Try to do". Is correct tttT,a Pronounce "furnace" as if spell TyaaTdi a traveling smoker, whose best line waa selling screw drivers ed "fur-nis- " That Nebraska man, who haa with stress on "fur". to asylums for the insane. "I went use when you speak married a' widow whose four sons Don't "artist" to visit an ostrich farm. In Cali married his four daughters, really fornia, and overheard a conversa- of a "skillful workman." Adage popularly used but often believes in "keeping It In tha famtion between two ostriches. The "Better late than ily." one starting the conversation had misquoted: never "as ' Llvy. wrote It, In the just been relieved of every feather. Good morning, Mrs. Ostrich,' long long ago. said the picked ope. I beg your pardon, I don't isV I seem to know you,' said the lady Hn4 PUtoU iUS u ostrich, who still held her own. I am Mr. Bird da Para- Urmmrlmk. Ami, tm t At any rate, Mr. Hearst haa .-dfise,' kim masNtitV .( hia KUtNSflUii.kfMnnkM f reached the point throwing "'Bird de Paradise? Why, you the mercy of sou r pnmini maUa&t look mora like a picket pullet Mex Where do you get that mental ex"Sh-h-- --t society, r , UY CRANE r QUEPO OUO O20NE. r ' YOUR ENGLISH orf UDM VAM W.li.tQ.SN00f, II i auw cjOTTfc vo is Pile rr on I TLitnty KSfMW .AhJ eN' SHE'LL J I If la It Tuateroua and " normally t!Hewr"W""tlW'ei5,TiJu oTiy'Br'Wftiify' eSatf fiatef from lack of nuUitionT la the VOIR KIDNEYS' acalp healthy and tree from "la your face iwollen or vpuffy'' In the mornings? Is your urine cronle Infeettona? without evidence of kidney disTOCBET13 J Are the llda healthy and free ease? Is your urine examined as often aa your automobile is from InflemattocT la there. eye inspected? head-achevidenced aa by aala,after reading. la the vision YOVR ABDOMEN Is there an excess of abdomen-- al normal la both eyee (Try each fat? (Tour waist should meaa- the eya aenarataly . by cloalnf ' ure alightly leas than your, chest) ' other)? .. DO you have "IndlgesUon"? Is TOUB EARS there pain after eating? Is there acute " la tha hearing; normally pain thafa re44eved eating? : there any Is there dull pain by In BOTH EARS?" or soreness diacharga from either ear? under the edge, of riba, right 4- side? Ia there tenderness in tha TOUB NOSKV lower right quadrant? la there obstruction to breath1 TOt'R BLOOD often ing? (Abnormal growth It Is of normal color? much (A pale obstruct normal breathing to tha detriment of health) Is skin often indicates pale blood.) Have reason to you suspect there e h r o a Ic or"Catarrh"? that It anynot be bure"T might (Croulc dUcharge freijuent To "eolda" often meana chronic "sin- you bleed easily and profusely from minor wounds? usitis.") - In Smoking Room YOVR Lt'NGS Is there good expansion? Can you do deep, fuU breathing without discomfort or special effort? Ia there chronic cough? VOt'B IIKABT Does it beat regularly Not too fast, not too slow; not too hard, not too soft?' Does fast walking or -- climbing stairs make you "pant for breath"? Do your legs and an k lea tend to aweU toward READ HERALD WANT ADS W STOWS. -- Just AA811!NrON TlIHItS to determine loss or gain in fife's swift race. To guard against premature physical decline, every person should report to his family physician at least once each year, for a complete physical examination in an inventory of his health. , Utah County Medical Society f W 1 : ! iitit77iowris?raraia trictfre of rain clouds. J" - GOOD HEALTH , f J : umiiimi. :. - ' I Cveryonf aa heard something of artificial rain production, a few attempts having already met with some . measure of success. Clauds have been, and can be. broken up by electrified aand. scattered from airplanes, tt la , believed, and" testa have Indicated-that electrified balloons, if kept aloft In sufficient WPEEP MOT 1 ! r I Snow, also, could be kept away. Snow costs cities like New York and Chicago millions of dollars "At this season of the year it is customary, for us to make inventory of our earthly possessions, to determine in dollars and cents our worth our gains or our : losses during thepast year. It haa not beenMhe custom, however, to list or to value the items that constitute the most valuable of all our possession- - , rr. TOCB HAIR -- - will get rain whenever they want It , ana city dwellers, who almost never want rain, will keen blue aklea almost constantly, overhead... A HUKlpREPtM BirttHPAV WASi OF MO SI 6f ALl IMPORTANCE A bC tnEfSAtttEO A VWSICAU ACCOMPLlSHMDf . HAVE YOU TAKEN STOCK? aa 4VtP MUCH . , decraa. Man of actenca decUra that, soma day, man win ba abla to regu lata weather to autt community rlOOPLE?.. ARff d bit fi- -e 8ctntiflc wralhor control haa aJ- raady bacoma poaaibla, to a limited e TOt" B WXIGHT y. It It within normal llmlu tot SSDi-ona TOUR and hlgfct of your : smooth, pink and healthy, It rough, pale and unor healthy T Are there tumora or blemlahea, tha cauee or nature of which you do not know? . 0alrira.Iin6st 'a? wntYarmeri COMFAlS AKiP IWSURAUCg Dr. E. E. Armstrong, a leading London scientist, presents the observation that' the modern flapper is a compound exhibitionof chemical art. Her feet and hands are in artificial leather. Her finger wears , synthetic diamond. Her leg and eo forth are in imitation silk and her face is of the chemist. dyestuffs. In short, she's a. make-u- p are noticeable Many of these features of the make-u- p in respect to most females. If there is anything objection-abin the female whom chemistry has produced, some learn-escientist ought to come forward with an answer to, Wher. mil . y V- - ! - Chemistry's Great Triumph m . SCIENCE PREMIUMS Ayau .i fit t . . 1 By Ahern WELL 6& AHEAP w IF VOli CM VlKiP AWV WSURAlCE WILL ACCEPT COMPAMV-TrlA- -f -: vou; will pav we- Th. .vorfire amount of milk produced per dairy cow in the U. S. in 1916 was 3,700 pounds; in 1921. 4,000 pounds; in 1928 4,7000, an increase of 27 per cent in 10 years. This .m MmirbihlA UVUCi in uairv wuuuvuuu wbivij better farming, tutmostly from breeding according to the law of heredity, discovered w years bjt', oy tne tiriftat. MendeL Mating male and female offspring of moth ers that were high producers, "and. repeating the process 10 years, that rigidly year after year, results in' a hertU'in The milk. more BO cent important thing wiUlbrftduce per is that a farmer who had 100 cows at the begmmngcair now , get along with half the eewa.which means less wnrkmilk-ingfewer acres to be cropped for feed and less expense and labor generally. n li'fTll I ICW6 60 J VT - 8- Trl VI sa 1iMMlU rtVM I' JtJVCi- and save pomcthtnfcl The Acme of Patience ; r Red Farm 1 I I eoeaty, 49 casta tha month; eauety, KM atrtaMa tawrtj. OF WISDOM WORDS n i... Bunr . VsOWT Htcka, county N Gunner Raamueoe, editor and manager; N. Jaaaa Oal advartUlaf aaaj-f- arjtaeiNM PtnrUrtun, K. K, editor; Ooodell, etty editor. - , x. manager; R. r sa wss sT Ices -- - inkUa terms 6CCT,ttAR- -- O'MiM MY ELF . But Sexippa -- TUEY VOO COOTS AND HER BUDDIES I 1 Kmt5A UK. a, 85 Society reporter. 10f Idttoriai teiplone reoma. 1208. 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