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Show 6- - OUT OUR WAY Editorial-Service,and.- Canfield Newspapers.- - vJUO FUST" S (jtOT OP 7 Girmah, JSf.lcol & P.uthman, 'National Anvertisinfc.Rcpresentatives San Francisco office, 507 Montgomery St.; Chago office, 410 N. St Boston office, TreMichigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W.-44th ' mont Bdg. . -- VAIOK-Df-.P.l.- , --7- i i est -- ft-U- r Q'.PuTfiM -- v- Telephones Business office, 495; Socjoty reporter, 107; Editorial Poom, 494. Jf you do not receive your paper before 6 p. m., telephone '. 495 and a copy will, be delivered to your residence. X THEM WV?? GR Kmow-MA- mo "THOT PS - holts KEEP' X FPOM SUPPiH OUTUH VORE- - HAMOS - T"' AJk4EKi KJt ' F lU-Tb.- . V -- . r- - ELABOFfATiOM OM Tv-EDGE. W pie. LErR, FCU.EP? WTr .mcv V terms By carrier in the county, 45 cents the month; $5.00 the year in advance; by mail In the county, $430;' outside " ; county, $5.00. .' cpuctJ. ' V ,T -- . fc' , clean-shave- nmm w 71 . tc. u. s PKt. err a mom-s- li THE OBSERVER year To et $M) worth of the v ff A JCB'.ivC w Jj i Life Is just Howdy, folks! ' one dern "thing after another. No sooner do we get over our summer sunburn than we start to suffer frof.i .our wlnte-- One of the ble-ees- t r It is only a question of time until roda fountain clerks will try to use can leniember addicts A girl of 25 years ago never had soup as a filling for sandwiches. the station announcers used to asV; to worry about getting stocking:! They use everything e'oe. ? "('an you hear us?" that wouldn't fade in the sunlight"'. And then there's the economical in such plaintive oicc.? th:.t - l tie i'i you simply HAD to call thorn up . No, but she had io worry for fori; young sheik who eats sardines out a'tho 4t a.is inetheril.yiia.diU iu her pompadour was of a can,' and uses the cil on his was always a puzzle to Ms - how showing. hair. , toii'.-.( . :': :!; sje people who didn't hear then Whati'ior troubles Adam all thi',n up and report' WHAT SOKNt'K IS DOIXO :;: As listed In the history liooks FOIl YOV ANIJ ME JVe can remember too when it of the great discoveries of His wilie never made him mad il:ny closet hooks! was ronsideied evil to play any this modern ae arc) By grabbing all the .V A irtSlng moie profane tluin MuxUJ duo tu laliora the of and S.ihkcy o'er the air on Sunday M.dif.a, Mlthor,tv rccommendS W. Ilaaihon the eat, :Ohr and some people were doubtful of semi.raw potatoes. ssor of epwi-.- ; So lf. of i Ven about that pif. hushnnds have beP11 tat. mental physics , hem for years. the firs concert astonsi College.) ing music" by a string quartet on -, Piof. HambonVs out what has bo(.om of lhp oM.fash.-KtanJinSuitday afternuoii w.w thought to triumph, lonfd mn whf) sa!, that bobbed he very (hiring however, is his dls-- hair was jUst a paasin? fad7 and some minister? saw in it ... .,. that an ounce he final breaking up of the A'nci-ica.j. of mucilage ruhlw-- j home and a s'lbmei genre of ,v,lpn thp f rost ,s on jhp pumpk'n Into your hair will, all the old virtues of the lace And thp corn s tn sh(K-k- . in a sea of wicked Locutions Um'p your lint ron men old Christmas time is nearintr. . ness . And there's mince meat in the blowing off in a hi;h wind. " : &'&.-- . . crock! "Africa in laST Wfll-- vt. lC a Authorittes while rfi tiicd after ' got ordei ed a closed season on ele- of listening to the Two Vt'nck Crow One of the great mysteries of life . is why you can shoot ducks in a and the ways in which the announc- phants. . We don't know the reason. Per- pelting rain for five hours and feel ers mispronounced Chopin a;.u PndenVski fine, and return home, sit in a haps the elephants are moulting. ;: :: sj: war mroom for five minutes, and and. threw the radio into thr cotch-uiawns the And then there catch a cold. gaibage can s. who sent a. telegram to his but recently we got another-lindthe impression that things friendo- on, a train, and ordered Apartment house note: If yon ' must be greatly improved that it be delivered while hear a loud clanking in your radbut after we'd coupled it up passing thru a. tunnel, so ;'.:ai '.ic iator Christmas Eve, you will know ind turnrj it on -- the first thing could get night rates. it is Santa Cfaus trying to get i'f we heard was "a request numbej down thru the steam pipe." and oil time .onpr 'Paulanella' When IJL. dee . Gee fame down .v to the office this morning., everyA girl I hat The only difference we see h body thought she hitd hydrophobia. Is JIae McToy; radio aftor 811 the "years - is that She etc I.ux instead of She's forty, but " now vou have to listt'n to a fellow' Act awfully coy! for breakfast, and she was ifc life' history before, you can heai foaming at the mouth. ' ift jjt i(c ne of his pieces . Statistical Sam estimates that for . . : year thej'j e exejted about. ra.e very spoonful of porridge a small The auft ual si bird named - as we get it "Shoo was hi Xow Y&i trtist vee!?. child puts in icr moti.th; twenty Kie"- who we 'take'. It - must be Li'l Gee Goe says'sf-dabloycft' spoonfuls are snilled on her bib. Schubert--havin. old Fianz P. racers don't get very tired, as they urthdiiy or sit down most of the'time. Art Shannon. lT?euse it please! Th? Cif .ays it's 'he centenary of his death ts Iron-Cla- rubber fiirhts in history occurred when. two ment who were watching the Nerthern Life Tower ran Into each other on ' Third avenue. (Copyright, 1928) we find oui'selv.esv,'carnln:; for old days of rarlio for opp tlvii; wt' were among tho fiif ofwlitimn thi"j.' When Wealth Is an Annoyance wealthy western widow complains that she is the daily target for all sorts of beggars. Some of them want' her money; a few wish for her hand. and heart. It is a misfortune to be known as a rich person. Others, not so rich, seek a share of the wealth, hoping it will bring them happiness. Yet the' rich person knows it won't. The best kind of wealth is that of contentment and cheerfulness.' You may have more of thosejthings'than you tan possibly use, yet no one will try to get a share lVom you thinking it not worth getting. ; . -- ' Ml The names of Italians who "have their country" are to be everlasjngly jre Mussolini busy again. brought lustgrjo From Portland, Ore., to Paris, France I - R Give a Robe 'One of these beautifully patterned robes will be welcomed bv anv motorist. Many handsome patterns to chooso from, $5.95 to $12.75 4 ol Here's an appropriate way to s!:ow your appreciation to the man who "gives you a lift'' ml mornings . . Got . fiim. a Other . "Western Auto" tire I Our pleasingly low prices make it as economical mnnv k&iVRT Fine materials, Under $2.00 for nlhr Vnu to. pWp tire a non-shi- d Cuar- - anlecoi satisfaction end our CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT policy rmke doubly tare the lasting gratitude of anyone lo whom you sent a "Western Aulo" tire. Jewel Uaab LiniD Smillikie Kobbr-l'- il !' Duine IJsht lKKle Tire tiauura Kleetrie Hora j Buxton tvey tainer attractive styles durable, leather covers. Truly - a most 50c 'and $1 appropriate gift, 30, S .iDlul-- n pre- Vthl.lle rtieles o. emxno Mmmv rt A Flashlight is a br'ffht idea . . . ! Something useful Uiat every motorkrt will L'sefi.l around the We olTer several house, too. styles, complete with bulb nn.t 75c to $3.50 battery weij-omo- Cushions cornflakes i lld - A . 5 AiJ- "Western Auto's" leather driving sloves for men and women make sulendid Kifts. Browns and tans lined and unlined . . . .$1.93 to 32i TIRES er -'- - - "Western Auto" j(C - - Cushions will bo Gratefully reand you nre sure to ceived find ono to please at "Western Auto.' .... Wedge-Cushio- ,98. ns Other styles .92c Ao S1.45 to Give a dual mirror or a closed car Ride Mirror, and you know you'll please. Dual Mirrors $1.20 and $2.45 Side Mirrors . . . .. .".S5e ti) $1.95 Reg Interior Mirrors, 58a to $1.95 y , soru-otbin- pordon an old man's forgetfullness! ) - ' Rift pleas-In- - Gearshift Balls s Hand Winers ....S8c and 95c Vacuum Operated Winers $1.88 to $2.85 "McConnell" Electric Wipers, - Ornamental and make cear shift-Lamore convenient. Genuind Imported Onyx . . . round or oval $1.15 "Perfection" composition bulls .45o attractive colors te at we h;:v liatene'd .to Heigh-ho- ! Frances and Mr. Shoo burr's pieces - and n'nf Marian Pearb of all hist oiios of b' lfi - in fot'tlafldT-Grfgo- flr And we are glad we won't be hcrrf have signed fon- .150 from now . hen tu.-acts I to ance aboutyeais " Paul Whitcman in Paris, where and we. have listened to nine they will take the varieties of the Harvard accent af places of the fa fected by the announcers and long nous Dolly Sis- for the bellow of ar unrecon. " rrs. THfc girls strta'ted k1,4 westerner have been-dan- c AND LISTEN: After dio lug their way to is a 'great thing and if we were: fame up and down marooned on n' desert island' for 10 coast Pacific the years we think -- we could apprefor some months ciate about five minutes 6f it- -- Tlie- -- The lightlntr tip is heated by presslni; forward, then can be passed around. without a bothering cord. For all cara except Model "A" Ford f.Ff?- frSrrm . 1 " ' J J 1 1. i " Ml COMBUSTION Take an ordinary envelope and light it .hold your match? all-ra- . SmotcPaDelight A Wireleas Cigar Lighter Other models.. where did you 93c r.1J5 to $4.50 shReceiveri Food-Fo- r- SCOTT'S Delivered in your bin for EMUtSION ; . . , always cholca?- Rich In I ' j 'j; r it isCG'iivcri-Ui iiti T:t : 11 - J I I X llUil. -- . - a wise gift ,"W a t e r n Spotlights -- $U8 to Sfll.50- READ HERALD WANT ADS 1 and mod- "Flush Fitting" els, and are priced $250 to $i2.85 - - - wtr For your family or their family ... a Western Air Patrol Radio will prove a lasting reminder of vour thouRht-fulnes- s. il 1 1 These splendid radios are beautiful in tone and In rui pears nee. and there Is a model for every taste , . from our "80" table model, at S7.00 (less tubes and speaker), to ouro Com- blnatton " graph with , Dynatnla all at reasonable prices. Convenient terms if de.ilted. 6 Radio-Phon- ... Open Saturdays to 9 P. M. . ; ' Service you money. ml I I ,., I , in au etcies itinera wm rannimnii urm maintain tort, to I not geodi pvrchatmd from ua may 6 proporly end promptly InttalloJ at a vrylow flat , .In many liutancti. , of oU cost I J" rot, "More ,rat than 150 Stores tx the Wfest- - Roadlights 11 $2.93 to $11.00 'Hi Radio Acceuor'iet For your frlomln who a TSitlo."-"-- ?. Auto" ofTers ev-- ll hFVT ' Utah I imber& toaito. jl Include A ftatiirm thmt save Auto" fuaranteea every on, of Ajvldtju-- 1 a otl o n offered at pleoilnf prices, - A " Western Air Patimi ."Western Auto" Service Spotlights and Roadlights - $j.40T)er ton7 T "Clamp-On- Here's a gift that will be a constant reminder of your thought, because It will be used all the time. Several styles, 49tf to $2.75 Feeble People - Tlt-- ' Strength-buildin- g - The Motor Clocks' offered bv "Western Auto" are all dependable, handsome and fully guaranteed. Step Plates . A A Timely Gift" A Motor Clock Most cars need them , . . most motorists will be (rlad to re-- " celve them. Plato's for any car, at "Western Auto." Each ..$1.18 to $2.25 Apply this principle in firing coal, and you can burn Si more of the smaller sizes. - Radiator Ornaments - here's a real timely ...now,a practlrai and a Auto." one from "Western Spe-D-C- ar The many graceful and .hand-- . jnome ornaments ottered .by "Western Auto" make it easy lo decide on" manv eifts: t'itrure and Wins styles for anv cai78c to $4.95 Windshield Wipers . . . .( for ths Future Motorist This toy racing car isl2 Inches lone and an exact replica of a racine car. Steel body with disc wheels, balloon tires, and I.i nickeled and enameled at ...$1.95 Mirrors Reflect . .Thoughtful Selection - A hJ 1 9jeGift Siipmne I d h' gramophMeeWct3rhyFTaie authority, Who is to select the names? Yes, you've guessed it. first try. it is "possible that there will be at least one record with the same name on both sides of it. . 2 served on -- Gloves Please m Lest They Forget ! ic-"- "' ern . A . About half the senators and representatives from eight southern states advocated es-- . stablishment of Confederacy; official beginning of the bellion. - All the articles shown here, and many others equally appropriate as gifts, will be foundat your nearest-VVestAuto store and, a3 you know, every artieje is backed by d our Guarantee, and our CubTO--.-EIS ALWAYS RIGHT Policy. Another BIG. ADVA N T AG E in giving. "Western AutoVmerchandise is tliat any article rray be exchanged at any of our more than 150 conveniently located stores. . . so. . . you knoiv your gift will bring satisfaction. ll PROVO-rATION- S i days'; - C.I923. prices.- .By Jim Marshall em. town that maintains an efficient publicity bureau. We mention the Vancouver figures merely because they are specific. There is no guess about them ; they are worked out4 on basis. . a cold, for And they prove conclusively that publicity pays Seattle and Portland and Los Angeles and every other western city. Any city that isn't ready to spend a dime to get $100 worth of business new, cash money doesn't "deserve : to grow and prosper dollars-and-een- Union. Besides Accessories, "Western Auto" offers, in wide variety, Tires, Camp Goods, Golf Equipment and Radios . . . all at pleasing Tk'.vv.UiAk-v- ; o Tread . v That's what Vancouver. B. C. is doing. She has just pub-- , The pi oof to us ihatlyWn aV fished her publicity bureau figures for 1927. They show that growing old im Jhat otu nunran freely and for every six cents spent on advertising the city, tourists juices seem to we arc prune to gazp reminisconlly came and spent $100 with her. the fire and ramin ahoiit thv The same figures, more or less, hold good for every vvest- - into oc.d olfl ; . invest six cents .of Ghent, ending thel 1812, signed. admitted1 to . the . Buying $100 With Six Cents y ou War of con-.venien- ( WtoM business? died. y-A..A-jJ2 -.l- . Almost everybody has a car these days, so Accessories are always acceptable gifts. , They increase the comfort, safety and enjoyment of motoring make the "whole family happy and are lasting reminders of your . thoughtfulness. - -- wooden ,weMeriimiO''J.i - "i- 100 LQStM mute n t -- Howe "ordeted 14 houses in Boston torn' down and used for fuel. British evacuated Charleston, outn Carolina. ie . American says: 'How foolish;!" ' whiskers because he is Yet the American appears-withouordered (o. do1 so by a greater monarch than Amanullah King Convention. Some years ago he' would have worn kers, and have been proud of them, at' the b.hest of the 'same autocratic authority.-- so than Americans less some, of courseobey People Howconvention unthinkinirfy. many mourners, black-- , garbed at a funeral", realize' they art' clothed that way to dodge evil spirits?- Thousand's of years ago it was believed the evil demons that had killed a man sough,-- , at his funeral, to .leave his body and enter those of the mourners. To circumvent this the mourners, who wore white robes every dayrclad themselves in black as a disguise. That was' in Babylonia in 2000. B. C. Nearly; 4000 years later, in civilized America, the convention still holds sway. The mourner who appeared at a funeral in green would be set down as having'nojmanners. Why laugh at "King Amanullahls whiskerless subjects? A ,,i . To Which King Do You How' whiskers. DECEMBER so-'e- Kinr Amanullah of Afirhanistan, a hilly state north of India, has ordered ,his male sobiects to shave off their ".. This Date in Our Amencan History 1 1 e SuMPTrt oav.oom't He? N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and mannger; R. W. Goodell, managing editor;. N. C. Hicks, county editor; J. A. pwens, advertising manager. i TIP OF TONGUE sni : - 1 i ' o -. ' ... AUTO SPEED RECORD Jared Gale: "Virtu varies InA new atlempt to gnatter the ex- versely as the distance from home." isting world's auto sped record w .Police Chief Dan O'Brien, San soon to be made by Mapor H. O. D, Francisco: "Prohibition enforce Seagrave, British speed A ace, who' ' ment is a matter of public opinion.",! 1T75 A3 t fnrmprlv hM t ho Halide Edib, Turkish woman mik'g per hour. A speetel cm Is leader- - vIsltorL.wondeY If your being constructed, in London, in matriarchy? which Seaerave hones to make the country is headed-f- or Jt : would .ilmost seem so. YojJ. 1782 nt ojn mil.. men vital. authoritaUve. wise, hour over th white sands of Day- aje In matriarchy. 1799 But I do , touaiBeach, .Florida ' no now be neflcient. I b- matter The fact that the last attempt at a record cost the life of "eve lne 0ou snaring or men ana d affairs of life to one of the world's finest drlvejrs is women in all the ' . :io deterrant lo Seagrave. His cat, best." of 900 horsepower, will probably, be the finest ever constructed. It is 1860 specially Jhroughout. It to the sand. An added feature of Ma. will barely three feet high and. jor Seagrtvu s p:an Is his Idea to ' ' will clear the ground by a bare steefr the car through a telescope, seven inches. It Is to weigh more aimed at a point at the end of the than two tons, to insure its holding course,' , ; HAWAT- - NOBOOV - ; -- I 1814-Tre- Subscription ' ALLtRe vOv-- W SCIENCE - IS THr C. vvAe 3 - BY WILLIAMS Or4Jtodgers, President, at 50 South F4rst West St., Provo, Utah, daily. EntereiUiA a second-clas- s matter at the poBtofflce in Piovo, Utah. Member o theVUnlted Press Scrlpps- Association. NBA Service, Paine Published by the lletald Cocpcuation, E, . SECTION TWO PRO VgEVEXINq HERALD, TKIDAY DECEMBER 14, 1928.. PAGE TWO eiit-n- n nnvU4 of the fa- mous 'luila" speaker; CunniiU'liain- Brtd Wli-atiitwn; bntteiis of ril erU: Hnttery Wttiitimtoni. Cliurfers. fto In nuon wlil vs-r- tt tliut It Is easy to 129 West Center. fl'id -- OtTiotlllng that nmka . ClirUtiiiiui - ' happier, will PrtH0 SAM . |