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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1923. PAGE TWO OUT UUK WAY- r- THE OBSERVER " ; . Published b)? the Herald Corporation E. C KoHgers, president, at 50 South First West Hb, Provo, Utah "dally. Entered as a second-clas- s matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah. Member of the United Press .Association, NEA Seryice, Paine Editorial Service, and the Scrlpps-Canfiel- d We Just knew we were going to a swell time during the which Hoover administration seems to have started already and right now all the rcgu- -l Gllmari, Nlcoll A Ruthman, National Advertising Representatives San Francisco office, 607 Montgomery St; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St; Boston off ice, ' ". Bldg. lators are regulating Herbcrt-en- d his tastae in the vile likker it seems thai AlrHoover. drank somebody's health In champagne down in one of those places and all the regulators are very wrath about It altho personally n. e regard it merely noble In purpose" Tre-mo- nt Telephones Business office, 495; Society- - reporter, 107; Editorial room, 494..' If you do not receive your paper bjefore pv m., telephone 495 and a, copy will be delivered to ycur residence, ., ' :..;. ;, ' ' , j . ., VjrAeX AKi' W,TJME - . 1 WEe-B- uT WeJdOOS ?f , bav)TFuv-- - Kiow.ViAJUT .... . . Y j : As nominee, Mr, Hoover pledged himseslf to enforcement of the eighteenth amendment. As president, he will swear to do it. The official report which he will have .before him, when President Hoover begfhs to enforce, .will be that of Assistant Attorney General Mrs. Mabel Walker WUlebrandt, ' showing the enforcement situation. r" immense Mrs. Willebrandt'8 annual report informs quantities of alcpholic beverages are flowing into the United 6 States, the increase, during the past three years, being gallons of whisky alone. On domestic phases of the enforcement problem, Mrs. Willebrandt reports that 55,792 criminal prosecutions were instituted during the past year, --' - an increase of 15,020 over the year before. Heavy increases in crime and in the means to commit it. A very trying situation to. confront an executive who has had no experience in enforcing criminal lawsr Hoover. will have a congress disposed to vote him the necessary money and he will have the power to, practically, clean up the. enforcement forces under which' there have been said increases in smuggling and other "wet" criminality. Let us " ' hope for the best. ' , tht 503.-10- - Butj-Presid- )(! -- ent JssinffjoLltieJyoheers- - keen-face- y ':: v They were the restless ones of 50 and 60 years ago. They were the young men and women who forged westward across the plains, seeking a better- land. They were the cream of the east, the adventurous ones, the ones willing to gamble their brains and brawn against the untamed west. So they came, and they bred a noble race to carry on after d them a race with keen eyes and squared shoulders. They leave a tradition 6f high ideals, of enterprise, of , seeking for better things. The west should be true to those ideals. - long-live- . . i k ' C1mffr , A Dangerous Precedent ' ' . ; . Fashion Notefor 1985 IT 'At''-. - . ;i I EeP" PROVOCATIONS ';- ' - ynng tr.iJI How to Become Vice President of a Bank: D Work hard, study finance, be an expert on industrial conditions, or (2) Have a fathcr-ln- aw wno owns a oana. , ' : ; - Divorced are Mr. And Mn. K'jah Brer.: "111 go home to mother," ' Sho said nnd by heck she went! ' .: t . o , STUDENTS FROM AT 'U registered from Utah countvBe. 'dei Provo, Sprinfrville, Spanish Forkv ' Pavson. Plc'.ieant Grovf, Amwi'sn Fork. Lhl, Goshen.-E- lbrt-'- . DWidnd, Santaqidn, and Tln-tl- c Standard have been represented bv one or more studer.'s.. Students from 28 counties In Utah, 16 others 8tatfj in' the United States, and six foreign countries re Included among those enrolled for the autumn quarter at thp state university. The total registration to dnte is 2883. according to E. J. Norton, rrcordt'cV .This Is an nf ct ntndcnts over the num ber registered for the autumn qunr- ter last year. It la expected that total registration for thef year will reach a new high peak of 3150. jfcower-rfiGe- New Frig laaire - The unprecedented public acceptance of the New Frigidairo has re-- suited in the greatest increase in volume in the history of the business." 17 Quiet operation, surpassing beauty;, and lasting economy have further increased an already overvvhelmihg preference of buyers ' everywhere. This tremendous volume has resulted in further production economies. In accordance with the fixed policy of General Motors these economies are being passed -on to. the public hms s .said to cnmmcniorat Alfred's virtory over the Danes, in the reign of his brother, Ethelred I. FLU-GR- IP before it starts. on inhale vapors .".''VOCBtS tt Vapo rub Ortr Million Jan tsJ'rXLiywwi: " - . Savings as great X , r If irs fastBpproachinsr: " . That Good YOUR DANGER SIGNAL M.U.L SON THE COUGH FROM COLDS THAT HANG ON " FRIGIDAIRE CORPORATION, a $90 We are glad to make this announcement at the present time for it will enable many additional thousands of homes to have advantages of Frigidaire Automatic Refrigeration for Christmas. The, New Frigidaires, and details of prices, and terms are now available ait Frigidaire display rooms everywhere. Subsidiary of General Motors, DAYTON, OHIO COAL and C O K E MODERN- APFL phone . 265 PROMPT DELIVERY" Provo Smoot & Spafford 502 So.- - University Avenue CO. - brl fCl Wc therefore announce a sweeping re- duction in the prices ofhousehold models, "amounting to as much as $90, efFcctivc December 10th. A comparison of Frigidaire value, with any other electric refrigerator will em phasize the importance of this further reduction of prices. - rate ' To lay ' in an adequate supply of Coal with wintei A THREE; DAYS' COUGH IS . Cough from colds may lead to elements which soothe and heal the frions trouble. You can -- stop thrniTtnSamed membranes and slop flieir now with CreomuUion, an emulsified Titatiun, wiiile the creosote goes on to rreomle that - is pleasant - to take. the ' stomach, is absorbed .into the Crcomulilon is a medical discovery Llood, attacks the seat of the trouble with two-fol- d action it soothes and and check the growth of the germa the inflamed membranes and Creomulsion is guaranteed satisfao germ growth. torr in the treatment of coughs from Of all( known drugs creosote is reo colds, bronchitis and minor forms of Ognitrd ?by high medical authorities bronchial irritations, and is excellent as one of the greatest healing sgenciei for building up the system after colds iot cough from colds and bronchial or flu.v Money refunded if not reirritations, Creomulsion contains, in lieved after taking according to direc adJition to creosote, other healing tions, ask your aruceist. ladv.l now s 0 on the mteet long." cut in" the chalk you're still on earth In 1985 and feci like flying to China, here's the kind of outfit you'll have. It's a model exhibited at a New York "future fashious show. The frock is a feathery composition of materials which enables mademoiselle to actually flap her "wings" and fly to her destination. Metal bands on the arms support these webbed wings, wnicn are concealed when the arms are In natural walking position The colors of these costumes rival those of the birds. ""s 4 - The Wtilto Horse of Wantage is v-- .1 v . . - Arkansaw. ' For the next ycari Mr. Hoover Is going to be advised and regu. lated and moralized over " until he can't rest his tem-frBrrrwhat" we per sometimes la ger variety and we look for a lot n of fun when he and his moral advisers get to ban,' words back and forth dying "" v;- i Howdy, folks! The modern Personally we think a lot more boy thinks he is being very of Mr. Hoover for taking a drink generous when be lets his fathdown south than- - we would had er use the family car for the he stuck his nose In tho air and evening. become sanctlmonlouo and refus' ed to drink there's ' an old proverb about British motorist la going to guide doing in Rome as the Romans do his car by ' rifle sights. What to and It's a prettv good one chance will a pedestrian have ' AND, LISTEN: If some of the escape, then? long noBes would go down to South Americaand take a couple of good drinks otice in a their milk of human kinJncss " - . Regulating our national heroes Is one - of America's favorite Indoor and outdoor sports, . , . and everybody remembers of course how the dear moralists fixed up Col. Lindbergh's life for him cutting out his clgaretsand warning him1 not to look at nas'.v buH fights and generttlly making his life such a whited sepulcher that mere living must have been downright painful little more freely ' :.. away the key to the latest ornate Baloon, and thoonly bucking horses in Pendleton are at me orouna- atarup7;anayou wouldtigv8t Hcarchan and senrch-tum cover a aoitar spot macninc cmuipji, " biusui COUNTY upheld. The Cleveland judge, faced by peculiar circumstances, may have been justified in his action. But to give ALL judges such a sweeping power is unthinkably wrong. Imagine judges SALT LAKK CITY. D?c. 10. Eleven students from Provo have sitting on ten thousand benches, solemnly telling some couples been rttendino: th tTni""-s!tof and other rtTtih this fa'l A total of 52 have couples they may not! they may have cniklren, ... the-tow- n . . t , imagine that should I walk into Arkadelphia. nresldont of arllttle denomina-tlonal .college, sitting behind a pine desk, and a large act of brown- white whisKera, ana inai snouia x oesut n .j vise me tlint the first requisite In q student was high moral character, wero tfio shows forbidden; of work was the devil; nd that dancing snuff dipping was preferred to cigarcts, and that fiddle playing after sunset on Saturday was not pious for the ensuing 38 hours. Also I imagine that the curriculum Is as it was four years Latin, three years Greek, one year Hebrew, and a thoro grounding in Bishop Butler's Analogy and in Baxter's Lives of the Saints, -- furthermore I will make a guess that no adult negroid cltfzp'j of pious Arkadelphia does any voting, unless hla political regularity, is thorogly vouched for, and that If some uppcty negro did slip in an ballot it would not be counted. ' Good old Arkansaw; how happy Luther ahd Calvin would feel back. ; there; also Simon Legree. CHILD PRODIGY DENOUNCES - TAEENTS! ' ' HOME TOWN BOY MAKES I" ' The literary world was Agog Sat-- GOOD! ( Vorday with tlie newt that Master Willie ("Toughey") This is Horace J." Eggplant, Ideal McMenalo had Just lad, who has Jut Issued a scathing TPT.J nnnounced his Ji. ).' v r denunciation of his plan for. Increasparents for giving ing the sales of S him a set of Ivory soap 1000 WHO'S WHO IS PROVO Brltan-nlc- a per cent. M r . u- for his birth---' nny. "Th Th;s4uHobrtJ.f. the geststhat are the bunk." Whoop, one of the bctTe company TWcftu-astmos expert resboles in Ivory taurant men In the "Tho said. it tirrt sell and soap, west. Mr. ; Whoop volume A to ATA genuine Imtis can take one look no love In- ported Swlii tormt, the sorond has volume ATA to a plco of veal cheese BOU is utterly devoid and toll how mrtnv of action chlrken salads Itri and adventure, and cvon the last volume UNI to ZYM which is tUo SLOGAN FOB A MODERN f) will make. j best of the bunch, hasnt got a MOVIE PRODUCER - Li'l Geo Gee's boy friend, who is single reference to cowboys, Oil Nothing succeeds like sexess. ft Nick Carter or the bbtck avengers very thrifty, has Just ordered hio Wish Christmas cards. They read: OMAR KHAYYAM cf the Spann Main!" ing You a Merry Christmas for! "A loaf of bread, a Jug of wine, ' r . and thou!" Art Shannon . Itself would flow interest in the order of a Cleveland judge, forbidding a young married couple to have children for three years. Readers send in many letters, pro and con. , If the young couple have a baby we suppose they will be in contempt of court. Then both of them, ar.dthe baby, may be bundled off to jail so that the majesty of the law may be ' ' t HILL BILLY - In si Jf ViatVr er . They have built a railroad over the White Pass; the tented dance halls of the copper camps .have gone, with their gells who actually wore their sklrM almost to their, knecsf-a- t the corner of Fifth and Morrison the chuck-luc- k game has given way to a cpuncit gather sodyfountahtrno more does -- 1 "experiment" inrica'l of "an eTperlment" -rw bfe which is a in purpose' whole lot different J e.uttlng up a live dog to a cure for some human ill may be an experiment with a noble ' purpose- ' but try as we will V cannot conceive it as a noble experiment whils-may-b- Much IJlijIlj1 - I lar Blasts of winter reap again their harvest of aged pioneers. In every western paper you may be reading of their passing at 88 and 90 and 95 and 98; tall, white-haire- d d men and ..' . , ifc sjt : WOmen. f1 I . : Sk ' - JJ'lit HUH Billy' views, in his daily storios, are his own. They do not, noceissariiyr coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) ' ' By 1IIIA BILLY I see where the mayor of Little Rock has thrown a damnable athiest lecturer into jail; I note that the pious proletariat of the atat i at a recent election decided they were not going to allow any darn gchoolbook in the state that asserted they came from monkeys; thj theory doubtless being that an asa could not have an ape for an ancos . tor. which is biologically correct icial pronuncla- . Dear old Arkan3aw (correct-of- f tion); It remains static In a world of flow; just as it was in the old romantic days of my youth. if It S PRiceU Every day we pick up newspa- pcrs thatoug' and read that Mr. Hoover ,aivpro-hibitfo- n N, Gunnar Raamusnn, editor and manager; R. W. Qoodell. managing editor; N. C, Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owens, advertising manager. His Big, Tough Job fiA. jl H ( II A"T WHAT ' wrAtre lVj so ,V V.7 Kliiw." m , PORT. nh ma? 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