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Show :r: -- Y'i PRO VO EVENING HERALD PAGE TWO :THE; HERALD, , ,'. .. . ' i .'.' ' -- . - I (This column by C. A. ; -- nt but Polly wasn't a , By carrier in the county, 45 cents the month; the year hi advance; by mall in the 'county, $4.50; outside ".. r county, $5.90. Goodell, managing N. punnar Rasmiunn, editor and manager; R.JV. editor; N. C. Hicka, county editor; J. A. Owens, aiTvertlBlng manager. Subscription terms lit t T i .; VAJM.i-1- - C A. IH H" ?i'7 1 '- JL L -1 not all equally living a Christian accordjng-t- o the discipline. This worried me, be- Jlfe ; cause It seemed to me. that if these gentlemen had the Inside information, and if they believed it," they would all be living their faith. - It took me some ' years to discover why not every one who crleth Lord, Lord is not going to get to heaven right away. .: With my innate disrespect for all authority, and my innate desire 'to discover things for myself, and . take nothing for granted; added to an adventurous disposition, which, I had nothing whatever to do with acquiring, I would have landed In 'the hooae-gospeedily, but I took myself a bit in hand, and while as a youth I had slight respect for--.' multi HILL BILLY tude of conventions, I early discovered that a fellow travels more comfortably If he, outwardly at least, does as the Romans do ' when visiting' - . their fair city. . . Of course to live a perfectly comfortable life a Oaul should remain in Gaul and not travel to far countries, but some of us Gauls were born . In Rome, and there we were.- - bi,t exclteYl fc H f t Aged, But Growing Fast Nothing exceeds the diversity of progress of the modern drug store, formerly known 'as the pharmacy. Wonderful the developments since the first dose of castor, oil, in 1788, and it is Jikely that castoroil, indirectly, had something to do with origination of the present extensive menu of soft drinks, icas, We carried a table" over from one sundaes, etc. Folks. yearned for something to take the castor neighbor's and chairs from antaste out of their mouths, found it unices-ansyrups and, fi- othera net of silver ware over nally, gotthrsoda fountian habit, without thought ofnthe oil. from the home of onthe newest bride and driven by imagazine A writer for the American Druggist has found,-ithe telling of employes Rrir ioh mrHirnl museum.' a atnne tnhlur nf H7f)0 K C nnnn Advertisements who failed to. get a raise to which is engraved a druggist's prescription. A very old busi- a lack of .social'etiquet owing felt that ness, the, druggist's; but, it was, for centuries.-prett- y set, dull nothing was too much trouble and limited as to "specifics." The first American In wo decided to serve the dinnor English style but while .we commercial pharmacy, opened in Boston m 1646, didn't know ll love Bob you could not say castor cil until 140 years later. Morphine.came in 1804, qui that he was a social success ss ss nine in 1819, bromine in 1824, and hydrogen peroxide in 1818. Alcohot?Folks had that ages before they had anything that I promised to serve as maid and IBcb and I went thru our rehearsals store. looked likea-drunext week To what department, of the modern drug store would that cverv night for the were stacked in .the" plates fellow-cd with his 5600 years ago apply, old f front of Bob and then I was to w - But a barbarian remains a barbarian the truth; of this is proven by the sad fact that world-wid- e religions havebeen lowered more by barbarians that adopted them than they have elevated the barbarians to the higher levels from which these' doctrines sprang.'- - . St. Paul had some sharp remarks to make regarding certain early ., . churches that called themselves Christian. -- down-beneath- ; . . YOUR ENGLISH 4 . i )fc "prer-rie.- I prescription? Results, Not Methods, Important English-speakin- nations of the world are interested in g s. put. orr. Bob would . .'" - - - . lake care of themselves. PRO0-CATION- S . 44-- J (Copyright, 1928) Howdy, folks! The trees now are like the average girL Bare on top and not much on the lower limbsi. . 4 ,'?.f.V- J' Nowadays cztnwMi horrible that ' the ' nations of wiU world . the rise and abolish It forever, is the tlm of Professor Famous Cough Prescription " .? ..,-- - never happen., SCIENCE .. d t Vocal solo ..Professor A. B. Anderson, Lehl Reading ...... .Jewel Unebaugh MiHtary Escort (Bennett) Band Band Operatic Mingles (Berry) (a)Angelia Mia, (b) Beloved. Band Two Vaudeville Numbers. Salt Lake Band ., The Show Boy Melodies Favorite Southern Band (Hayes) '...... Wood Wind Quartet ....... .Provo Uncle Dooley"! Delight (Hall) . . SKY NAVIGATION - The Bureau f Standards haspor A Hick, tick lad lies here abed feoted a new type airplane course (Tis not indicator which can b mounted or He ate too appendicitis) much, tin sadly aald the Instrument board and will tel-a(Contnu'trd Turkey Ms!) a ?lnco whether the plane is o1 its course, Like ail course indica ANNUAL, tors, the contrivance operates by r FOOTBALL TEAM ' radio beacon. The old Rtyle meth- BittFr End od, however, required the use of Blorkan 4.. ".. . Tackle headohones and constant listening Mud Guard "for the change In signals that Five ...o CVnter meant the ship was off her course Aw , Full With the new instrument, head- Dollaran . . .,. Half phones are unnecessary and the No Qmrti-- r oilot merorly takes an occasional look at his instrument board, to National ......... ... (iurj check his course. TacMo Fishing The indicator is made of two The . . . .. . I... . Nrx-E, nlces nf 1$ rl side-b- placed side and made to vibrate bv. ecetro-magnet- s connected with the radio and receiving impulses f rpm the radio heacon. When the course is true, the vibration is In two. equal lines. When it is off, one of the vibrators ceases to function. The instrument is set in a shock-procrse and Is said to ba almost 9 - 0 . 1"! And Conoco Motor Oil brings to you a record of most satisfactory lubrication in every type of car over a long period of years. That's why the name Conoco is your protection. Conoco Motor Oil makes no claims to mysterious, mythical performances. It is wholly practical. "7: So if you want a motor oil of highest quality, refined after years of experience in meeting the of the internal combustion engine, you'll 'for Conoco. . J . always ask " Band The Regiment's Return .....Band GLEE CLUBS . music department f is also making Itself popular vocally. Two ladles' glee clubs and one male glee club have been organized, and each organization expectslo be of real service to the school and to the NOT MOTHER'S "You know that, kiss you gave me last night?" . "Yeh." . The .. KRNNIiUV, V'IRI.IMA ''Well.-moth- BRAUi-i- 5. -- ti S - J , "Huh! didn't, llke-lt- '-: Mother didn't get it." . 1.KU -- LouEivilto Courier. -- One of the Many I DECEMBER OPTICALSPECIAL CONTINENTAL OIL COMPANY. distor- - eighteen dollars. This cost usually includes an examination fee of five dollars or more. During December the examination charge will be deducted from each pair of glasses purchased at my office. You save five dollars " ' ' .or more on your order.' , tioiu 'ith-the- se ambassa " , i Dr. - mi dor? of joy Ask A for tbtm by name ; J 7. .t 'l Tfjt their never failing ability to live up to e petroleum products in Arizona, Ar- Kansas, Colorado, Idaho, Kansas, Miggouri, Mon-tan- a, Nebraska, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Oregon, higti-grad- South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wyoming is their ownersMiighest ""expectations u nd e r " all conditions. All makes of PIANOS ' PHONOGRAPHS REPAIRED J il56887.3l h j ' Work Guaranteed m "vai i w aTj!.' ROBINSON'S N. University 156 PROVO f.iuiTufrriiicrr - officers.. 1wot Trlcea In Get1 Your r ,J Av. UTAH' the Wmt .1 T " f i took leave 9f his; . Congressional committee ap- -, pointed ; to consider recon-- f struction. ; " NO STRAIN ON MOTHER "Jimmle, don't pick up baby by ' one arm!" . J . 'That's all right. Mom. I'm plen t ty strong." Film Fun. DREADED CONOCO ' z ORDEAL Fuying Rroceries, meats fruits and was, until very recent years, a dread ed ordeal for most housewives,-an' but d -- Jew husbands would oblige, their, wives a by - dmngf"even little grocery buying in an emerThe old gency. p!an of selling foods resulted in much disappointment. The grocer or his clerks sold the brands that' showed the greatest profit.; He was not particular about quality. His' offer-- ings consisted large- ly of staples . only and because of his extravagant yay of doing business, his patrons' foods cost them a lot too much. Anticipated Pleasure It's different now. Most of the mem-- , bers of each family whose foods come from an Skaggs System Store, gladly do the O.P. Al- od-shopping, most half our shop- pers of today are mca, many of whom carry home a lot of . items they never heard about before. Heads of many households feel friendly . towards our stores because thsy'dig up less cash in supplying the . larder, c; than was formerly the case. MOTOR OIL i Optometrist East Center St., Room 4, - of . J. E. Harrison 73 'r: Producers, Rennets and Marketers . Pianos for Rent -- Only first qual Have your eyes cared for now. Phone 498-for appointments. Pianos- Dispel The average pair of glasses sella for approximately Thorough and complete examinations. ity lenses and frames are used, ents Beauties of All work' is guaranteed to. give satisfaction. ' Personal attention given each patron. Modern equipmentr yourlrorecnon spite of the confusion caused by the soundingtechnical claims and counter-claim- s for Hiis and that kind of oil, motorists need not despair. There still remains a test that everyone can apply. That is the test of results. nd twVrteel. , Wshingorf ' 3jC ' . colony. -- : TTnHr th Afftnlfmt direction of pnmmnnltv thrnitorhnut thm ornn E. A. Beck, music supervisor, thetear. band of Pleasant Grov will give a concert In the high school auditor OPERA CHOSKXr lum Thursday evening, Dec. 6. The The big project upon which the in 73 members all, of band consists music students now have their at 53, of whom ara high school stu tention focused is the opera. 'The are dents. Twenty of these girls Debutante," . by Victor Herbert, who entered this year. The other which will be "presented February twenty-renrolle., are community 15. Mr. Beck was very careful In member who formerly belonged to the selection of the opera, and is the high school band. positive that this high class proThe. program to be rendered ioi- - duction, which' has been played in v lows:. the state of Utah only once before" Band la the opera forhls music departNew Colonial March Determination Overture (Haxes) ment to produce. Band ft erlcan Patrol (Zamecnik) ... "MARKED MONEY" . , Band I AT STRAND THEATER : r big-gt'- MUSI(n)EPARTMENT ACTIVE . mm sub-cutic- le . , DECEMBER . , Pcnn had an assembly sit; Chester, Pa., to organize the j ' . so anti-splint- er J . To make war - -- SCIETCE POPULAR " TO GIVE CONCERT; ' 1CS2 - I . when you get a Xo Chloroform Or Contains " under your fingernail, your doc Other Harmful Drugs Amos W. Dingle-fluf-f tor sends" you to an er," who is ' now working on specialist, who refers you to a fin- The use of medicines containing to advises who you gernail expert, a plan to. bottle chloroform or dope to relieve coughobsett an authority on . bpd fir In tl' ing Is' dangerous and unnecessary. Aunt Hespcth Buloola and Uncle structions,' Pol)v--an, telephone booths Now anyone can get quick sure reBareback Choota got their, false and ose It as lief with '";a famous . prescription teeth mixed up at the church eu- on the polnon gas called Thoxine, which contains no Jiabie 'tother night: and, now ' BULLETIN of field POLITICAL battle, I choloroform c-- other harmful drugs everybody ,ls wondering how It hap"The prospect and is safe and pleasant to take. pened, -- and what execuae they can Democratnf the Money is a peculiar thing. If you Thoxine is thoroughly efficient make to their respective other Uiw were nartv rf J Ul haven't got it, you're not contented. because it has a double action-soot- hes halves. It may. terminate In a dinever brighter.' If you have it, you're not contented. it the Irritation goes direct vorce. At least several of the ani Senator Ash- - cither. tn the Internal cause, and stODS the mated news reels that go around (Ariz.) ' uret, . town at jlhe cough almost' instantly. Far su-- I bees, have prac4fi S! coming to mv tonight -- and tically got itsewing to cough . syrups and patent MODERN VERSION that far. perlor Bob rind Po'lv are coming over"A quart of 'moon,' synthetic gin, medicines. Also excellent for sore There is some talk of movie proand I( know it's going to be a fine throat. Quick relief guaranteed SICKBED. REPORT ducers making a talking film of and Wow!" , evening A. L. N. or your money back. 35c, 60c, and ' . Feffi the Cat. ' AND. LISTEN: One Of the sle sle. ale . ale $1.00. Sold by Hedquist Drug Co.. This will ba the first "Meowle" i " things in life to guard against Adv. Art Rhnnnnn on record. Is a silly fear of things that bed-ror-- -- .TCCMilllAMC mO'"t f SCTW3C. JWC. 1f If"- the fatal night -- and I was sun-1- ? the. magazine ndvertisemenU . The political methods by which agreemaintainingjeace. and finally ments can be brought about are minor details. Congressman Fred Britten" of Illinois is chairman of the naval affairs committee in the house. He proposes to Premier They filed Into that. dining room which vas really the front Baldwin of England that a delegation from the British pardone over for th occasion liament come overand meet with the naval affairs committee in Pnrarlfl. TVipn. Britten savs. some sort of naval norppmpn and Just- imagine! the- boss set down in Bob's can be reached." X chair just Behind the plates The state department at once drags out an old law that I looked at Bob and I looked d htV face was perfectprohibits citizens from opening negotiations with citizens of at ly white and then-- I a foreign nation on matters of American concern. started, to : Doubtless this is a good law,' but it seems a poor time to laugh and o did cvoryoneeT99 : and the dinner was a success-fr- ont .' resurrect it. then on and at the boss' In' The main thing is to get some sort of an agreement with vitation I brought In another plate England before both nations embark on a wasteful spending and joined the party afte'r laying maid's cap program for their navies. HOW this agreement is obtained asideandmy well!-Bob got the promo-- , is beside t6 mflrk tion and the boss and his wife are Let us concentrate' on RESULTS and let the METHODS P.GJAND ste. u. The A A'r?PcoMRovj R... with" before my eyes that win promotion the' guests-arriv- ed I announced dinner " ; j American History - ' bring in the roast everything was In readiness on ?, ' I This Date in Our DONT USE "ain't got" when you . mean "haven't." , 1783 ADAGE popularly used but often'j a woman s counsel is 1865 misquoted: counsfcll fatal" was "Wommenes been ful ofte colde," ' as Chaucer : wrote it. g stone-engrave- , : DONT SAY "It wasn't 'me." "It wasn't I." Is correct. PRONOUNCE "prairie" as if with strong stress spelled "pra-ri- " en "pra" and long "a." - It Hs not '" ed sjc thatTthe bojrj were . Visions .of the ' boss' beautiful home his gorgeous dining room and his pjerfec.tJiervlce rose before her and she1 was panicky , she came dashing over to my house to 'see what I could suggest and Well! the ensuing few days were busy ones for us we shopped for a set. of dishes because the neighbors none vof them had an entire' set left and our party must be perfect " , d They do not, (Hill Billy's views, in his daily stories, are his necessarily, coincide with those of this newspaper. ' EDITOR.) ': By HILL BILLY Did you stop to think of this: that a man'a religion, his philosophy, his economic theories, or hia entire "lack" of these, have considerable less to do with what he is than the way be was born? That is why you discover that men of the. same faith do not Jive the same way, and that most philosophers do most unphllosophlo things. - As a, 'brethren- - of discovered or delighted either $5.00 . guest-conducte- The Way of a Man own. -- office, 495' Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, 494. If you do not receive your paper before' 6 p. m, telephone v 495 ahd a copy will be delivered, to your residence. ss Telephones-EBusine- Is J. if- We have been having the most exciting Time out at our place Bob and Polly live nt'xt door and, the other night Bob came home very much excited and delighted because his boss and his boss wife had accepted an Invitation to . dine with Bob and Polly RrrttrmanrNational Atfvertistag Representatives Oilman, Nlcoll N. San Francisco office, 807 Montgomery St.; Chicago office, 410Tre-moMichigan Ave.; New Tork ' office, 19. W. 44th St.; Boston office,. ' ' v , . Eldg. . aV Marshall ; By-Ji- m By Williams .OUR BLAX ; C Rodgrers, president, at Published by the Herald Corporation, 60 South tfirst West St, Provo, Utah daily. Entered as a second-clas- s matter at the postoffice in Provo, Utah. Member of the United Press Association, NEA Setvice Paine Editorial Service, and the Scripps-Canflel- d Newspapers. 0JC , THE OBSERVER TUESDAY-- , DECEMBER 4, 1928. GAS at- - SUPERIOR SERVICE STATIONS 5th West and Center St. Vj They appreciate no disappointments at the table, equally with the wife. It's great to be able to extend all pleasures and satisfaction to our patrons and we are proud to be a part of the 0. P. Skaggs System of food dis- these' tribution. 71 East Center- . OJ.SlftGCS -- 4 i |