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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 1928. PAGE TWO ' THE OBSERVER THE HERALD Published by the Herald Corporation; 5. C. Rodgersrprcsidcnt, at South First West Bt. Provo, Utah, dally. Entered as a second-clas- s matter at the poatofflce In Prbvo, Utah, Member of the United Press Association, NEA Service; Paine Editorial Service, and the Scripps-Canflel- d Newspapers. Telephones Business office, 495; Society reporter, 107; Editorial room, 494.; If you do not receive your paper1 before 6 p. m., telephone 493 and a copy will be delivered to your residence. jr I ''Thlst column Is by Claire- Alter. JM.) : f jl V - WAY At, By .Williams provo-CAtion- s By Jim Marshall 60 r I d . I'll III nUCT. KI.LLC?f3 . I ' VXSS. .... 1 N. Gunnar Raamuson, editor and manager; JX. W. Goodell, managing, editor; N. C Hicks, county editor; J. A.. Owens, advertising manager. - Can Any Utterance Be "Unamerican" i A great deal of late is being said about utterances," and how those1 who. voice radically impractical .'. "un-Americ- an ,;, Coming home on the streetcar the other evening I stood in front ! f two women and as the car filled up I was pressed closer to them and couldn't - help hearing part of their conversation .... they were telling one another of recent Illnesses and as the car ,:4 I n -flew r. Ank tlaA mv.i5 U1IA.H J"'.vm cni.il Drought' out a new disease to bo - - ' L Rollicking CoUtiguuui Return CluafJe Hulls of Learning! , enjoyed they were robust looking womenand with them was a, dear lit" tle girt or three but when I say "en joyed" . JjneaiL it i to ' -- weak--an- feet."' , '". ' -- , " - : - - . ..' .. me 1 - ft city-th- -- -thcy ( . I sup-wi- fe te iT? :. . - ' Watcibngue - boarded-th- A. . I . M "1. V , well-know- - I " n .. -- V c- .. -la ' Your tongue nothing niorft the upper onq of your stoniach train to It js Iho first tbaift.,, return to their Alma Mater the and intestines.' doctot looks af.. It t,ells at a Rlectorol .College atJVashlngton, your gtancorthB-conditioof your diges; , I). C. and" pjiyslclan ay Z'--l ssstem The young , men Jwere.J. chosen tive GO that per cent of i,U sicknessiai Tuesday to represent this state at start viitix stomach and ; bowel n institution of learnthe L1. ing, and - they are loud in their A white or yellow-- " ' ' praise of Trex Hoover and. good Ish. coating on your old Charlie Curtis, dean of men. a. danger; tonguelsthoe One youth,,, whose picture could digessignal of not bo obtained, has Just been tive disorders. It tells elcctod cheer leader qf the Electorleast you why the x.'..i ertion tires youioufj t al Couege,, and; the other six are prominent in football, . debating, Look at your why you have, pains m. the bowels, eas, sour" TONGUE. politics, and other campus activi.. ,' amy mornitigi stomach, dizzy spells.' ties. And it's a sign you need Tatvac. As the train pulled out of the depot, the gay collegians called for a This good old reliable medicine has" long cheer for Old Electoral, and it helped thousands who were physi- - . was given with a well, you may bo cal wrecks. See how the first bot-'- " tie helps you. sure! ' rr" .t Rah! : Rah! Rah! Tanlae .contains no' mineral Rah! Rah! Rah! drugs; It is made of barks, herbs ' . ' nd roots nature's own medicines Rah! Rah! Kali! . ELECTORAL COLLEGE! lor the sick, t Get? a bottle from HSX your druggist oday. Your money , If a man commits assault and pack If it doesn't help yoa. battery on the street he Is peered; if he commits- - it on the gridiron, ' he is cheered. stalwart lads I -i- ' ' !''-'" f 'Art Shannon.' For Signs cf Illness ' ""Hooray for good old R C!" This was the cry Friday as six nd . : " " d anti-chil- ; 3 - I ii Vj Whatever troubles Adam had In Eden, aad and lonely,1 tfviir-O- n His wifle ncvef iiiitdff him pickles and boloneyj' ' rVf.yf"W Corn Is- Joe BuiicstarXer'S Taldy-'- 1 ite vegetable. It Is also his favor'' Ito beverage. rosy-cheek- --a- it . 9 for,-thi- " ' jrjrinfyns sftoulAM&lehced.'- ,,' ; ;;,:, ,..4i Patriotic societies have been especially active in attempt' were hearts diswhom to of those with free speech ; ing deprive they they seemed to have the sickness agree. One group of ladies, claiming to be descendants of habit nd as they told each other all their Uvea; they'd been ailing those who disagreed with'King George and fought for Amertheir Uvea were In constant ican independence, has been especially zealous in seeing that danger owing to threatened at' no one disagrees with them. tacks of appendicitis made .These sincere old ladies have compiled a "black-list,- " they neve had their doctor bill upjfcith; names of prominent men and women whom "they entirely paid four doctors had assured 'one believed a're not in "accordance with American principles." she war in perfect health but "black-listof in names " their the. But, by including many tnanK goodness! eho had at last Aniericnwh8-ol- ytransgressiqnsjagainst 'democracy found one who really understood ' d were in pleading for labor laws, justice and safety her case y she was taking a course of for industrial --workers,- andrtheT)romotion - of citizenship from him now among1 poverty-stricke- n immigrants, they have done nothing se i ijt more than madeJhemselvwtaughable. Of course said fhewoman the even criti- - treatments were--- ; expensive and :Actually, can any utterance be worked a hardship on her family cisrri ex. government. " but The United States is a democratic nation, directly opposed and she sighed -- as the car rat' in principle of government to an autocracy. tled alongits windows flooded In an autocracy it is treason to criticize the government ; with' light from the sunset and neither of the women gave the citizen pledges blind allegiance to king and government. .as much how they were poisoning their bodbe .aware of faults IngJook as a glance or an admilv J In a democracy, it should be treason to atihe ..bcauty.of the i, - Because one citizen them.not and of western speak government, SCIENCE sky spread out before anii near them sat a mother sees the fault, and apparently no others do, does not excuse their eyes with a jolly chubby baby on her INDOOR ATHING BEACH lap-t- he hnby laughed and smiled him from voicing his opinion on what as wrong. Prof, ptodieck, of Germany, has Across the aisle two elderly wo- at the- - two critics und did they not to citizen's be a should free ' express men were It privilege only see it? .propounded a most unusual idea in conversation I whatever opinions he has on government, but it should be and I moveddeep. which is being carried Into a realdid not! ! so I could that way they l his DUTY. his native land. It is an ' listen In . .. ." .... ity, InOTean Beacn. wtn all the As I nrared homeand made myi ? Ihelrs'waaH aleonversatTofithnf i i h Government ris rnerelythe clothes a,, country,, wears. , A faoilities for bathing and sun bask- WflsS mark of the "criti- - way to thp hal-- nt tv, t citizen should respect good government, but he should not I'ff'My habit"and-Bothe real thing presents. The man heard two men talking Tjoliticsi f clzlng I WORSHIP government, any more than he would worship the was under the hammer 'poor that the sunlight j and they only succeeding In nmk- -' on'v,alIlerence I clothes a friend of his wears, instead of his friend. e artl"clal variety, after years. of caring for hls'ing each other dissatisfied with i h"Be I and' family he'd finally fallen'thcif eir lamps, A loyal citizen of a democracy will LOVE HIS COUN- government their PZ y and san beach wil1 De and 4aken several drinks and jobs-a- nd even their homes f a," TRY and RESPECT ITS' GOVERNMENT, without being altho he'd promised It wouldn't -t- hey had the aeltatine habit 7 , .Sl caPtured a"d taken I blind to the faults of the government, and of those who hold glass Vvll knew his -- and it was just an averatre eve-happen again-w- ell a."Vge. The beach will be large enough TfclnH I office. n . nmpo on- ntniritni,. Lai A,vl"hs 0.At ."en - 1 Scientist says all cooking WU1 Joe Eungs tarter says: , hero soon be done by sunlight What "I ain't gonna vote will we' do on rainy days? feller Al Smith beittz he says 1 3C 6 j(c ijc thoW instead of Hhird.' .That aia t f . Divorced are Mr. s good grammar." , ,. And Mrs. Horn; The next number on this eve- -' J He laughed when he- Stepped on her corn! nlng's program win be that 'beaM- - ' ' Uful old ballad: BAH! BAH! RAH! RAH! "Slio was, only, a Wll'lto Wing's ELECTORAL COLLEGE daughter, but she swept ' uio off uy i "Subscription termtH-B- y carrier Jn the county, 45 cents the month; J5.60 the year in advance; by mail in the county, $4.50; - outside ;' ", 'i V. ; v county, $5.00. i. .' ty,.r e4 1 10 accommodate several thousand people and the "sunlight," of course, will be available night and day. A restaurant on the sand will supply food to the basking bathers and they will be permitted to loll about under the Ultra-viol"sun" )n bathing suits or bench pajamas, Just as they do at the fashionable watering places. Prof. KtodiCck declares that has novel "bench" will do wonders for the health of those who take advantage of it u'tra-vlol- , ... , ' READ THE " " Sxchiztnitx replaces Whxcxsxbs. ok at left guard! and as they talked the case AND, LISTEN: Won't this be grew from a molehill into a moun- - a' great old world to live in when tain and. their faces $rew red with we all get the health habit and 52 M1LUON BOTJIES USED J Observations anger and I could not but think the kindliness habit? rMoney in the bank is the secret of poise," informs an economist. Probably means moneys secreted without...the family fireside's knowledge. . it i , humt funny noise in the Southwest is produced by. Hoover voters who are yelling that they are "still Democrats." ' of the complex1, there's that Staten Island youth who. confesses- that he strangled his sweetheart beX" cause she tried to kiss him. (Speaking- - What's become of the "Superfluous Woman?' were the women that the taker used to put down as "Females without Occupation." You know: Wotnert with grown-u- p families. And "the familiar ailing not. do own. are In his his dally stories, JHiU Billy's views, They relatives that had to be supported by Becesaarlly, coincide with -those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) some other member of the family. By HILL BILLY have Just completed arrangements to bqptleg a stamp catalog. What's become of these Youbrethren will get a kick out of this; It is so typical '"superfluous women?" Health has of he entire situation. - .Some years ago, In one of Its asinine moods, congress passed a law everything to do, with it. Just talk prohibiting the publication of the picture of a U. S.- - stamp. There was to .women who've been successful no reason for that fool law; it was just anomer oi those dumb things that political accidents pepctrate slongTthcir own particular lines. ' in a republic. , . .Thcy'ilaUlcll you they take Nujol this country print a picture of regularly. . But you can't-I, a U. S. postage stamp; so small collectors have to go .W.v abroad to buy stamp catalogs with pictures in them. "I learned that good habit from our What happens?- - Every serious collector of U. S. school doctor," you'll be told. "She stamps; every stamp dealer; . every secretary of a advised all the girls to take it, espestamp club sends to some good British brother and had to cut down the chap sends him a Gibbons' catalog with pictures cially whenever we of stamps and everything. I just finished the chore on our regular exercise. You know of bootlegging my copy of Gibbons and I suppose how headachy and dull you're apt to Uncle Sam would send me to Leavenworth or McWell? you'd be surprised to see feel. revenue If life a' Neil for the est of my natural a difference it makes if you what mei r - reading the book agent eaught How essentially silly. Here me with a large take some Nujol for a few days beAim, , miX MLLY ' ' patriotic desire to collect the stamps of my own forehand," eountry, and I must send to London for a book to assist me In placing Noharm trying. EorNujolcari'tpossi-bj- y these stamps. If that is not asinine, what is? a picture of it" As . ."Oh T they might forge a stamp if you upset you, even when you're below if any forger couldnt go to the corner drugstore and for 2 cents get a ' ' par. It contains absolutely no medigenuine stamp blah! cine or drugs. Perfected by the Nujol So I bootlegged a stamp catalog. . - . 0 . THESE More Bootleg V-- : - V- - wim i I J- "'l - - '.'. t - ,r - jt: "A. J Times have changed Laboratories, 25- - Broadway, New York. Sold only, in isalcd packages -- Formrt m1 '1 with Model Panel Truck Roadster Coach . . H Sedan . . . Cabriolet - Look for the red tin a black stripe. 1 1 is the onl y c.o f f e e name that b r i ngs you top grade c o f f e e o n ly. Coupe Coach . . Sedan . . Cabriolet v" rfnt.ii i t.. y fir , qk&sz$5 Airway Airway Coi?dsriyi.g9 Thcac "Firestone"- built Tires - '. t , : al (he lowest prices ever known. . :, " fi. Not factory reductions, but cor own prices to clear otir present hxsmd new cor etoc your, druggist today. . "v. ' Nujol not cidy keeps any excess of body poisons from forming (we all have them) but- - aids in their removal. Buy a bottle of Nujol from d 1 ie tMs sweeping caSe! .......(4 Sale V Pnrt Pclivf-.-.-- ; .CoupLn-KFuinrc- 676 Cyl.) ......(4Cyl.) 635 555 (4 Cyl.) . (4 Cyl.) 687 762 746 867 867 6Q2 . . . , : Delivered Price Catiiplclel ; Quipped .". . .(4 Cyl.) , . (6 Cyl.) ....(6 Cyl.) .,..(6 Cyl.) .... .... .. ... .,.(6 Cyl.) 941 662 646 742 -- 742 816 926 801 ; 3 rJ you s S100 : loot ' 125 12S 12S 2$l Small dovn payment easy tercTS year ascd ca2jw!13 probably ke a Hrst paycicnt - A Sale starts at 8 a. t , . till 11 o'clock. Come early m.r0pcn every' snight t t t tor a cnoice or ail fipdy types 1 . - ( WIS IJU.I A i- - i m BRIMHALL BROS; TIRE MERCHANTS PR0V0; tJTAH 862 WEST CENTER 1 ..,1., PROVO PHONE 181 4i |