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Show fAGE TWO OUT OUR WAY THE: M Published by the Herald Corporations E. C. Rodgers, preWettt,-- i SO South Flrit West St, Provo, Utah, daily. Entered aa second-clas- s matter at the poetoffice In Provo, Utah. Member of ,th,e United PreM Paine Editorial Service, and ' the- Jamea Association,. NEA Service, i-: y'Uiv Scripps Newspapers.'- a PROVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1923. By Williama mot "Talcum FOOT . o POvMOR! OP Society reporter, J07j .EdlloirTaT .JTelBphonesJBjislniWtlce,. room, 48! '"It yoii do not receive your' paper beT6tSTprra:teftptioii9 J r 495 and a copy will be' delivered: to fiuf residence. . . . f . -- r keep, MpyM rU -- '" hjW. biixx" up a,"eut square," a timber quite a fellow. Yeta (: f-- : -: B.y If I should pick on each face, I'd be 20 red-head- -- e , tt - $5.00. , (Hin Billy's views, in his daily stories, are his own. They dc,0 necessarny. Coincide With thoie'of this newspaperTEDITOR.) of . county, - v : feet long and a (foot ant does that little the ants have thing as a mere matter 'of tdutlne, DWrBTthe pasture" trail u We consider that a great moral cleared a' trail; their tiny, feet.. have; beaten, this infch-wl1 victory has been won now that- Hill hard ai a pavement This runs1 from the mound of. an old uprooted ou leet In the- face Slump leri io Iroij Billy has. tlung sciencecome-paitum 'J- uimcu, uujt ' out as mouhd of the' "experts! and -anta otlnaJWaterLWitchei Ua3t.mnd; zi night Jjnthli.hlghwaxihese adherent trswt Occasionally I stop and emulate Jehovah by drop, Protective assotiation In ana the I path. which we are founder drop the gtem ping a few obstacles preaident-emeritu- s of a weed across th trail; along comes' a tlnyant' 4 Hill Billy remarks that all the ant boosts that twig off the trail, balances it on hi of the highway bac,k and staggers to one-sidgovernment experts say ne' one can witch water have not computed it down to ounces, hut"Igues I'm safe in the statement that If I Was as good and then adds that he has the man as the ant X couia transport a only well in his end of the town bridge it was witched by timber a mile without getting up a sweat , shipand thatwho's been making a an old fellow I suppose you ttyhk ; that man is the only animal You' should spend an hour has individuality. that living that way for years " .'' watching ants. Coming and going along their high. ; Well--thean army 01 anis. mobi or mem rum madlv way-i- s government experts v ituia uiuuuu wu matn. musi 01 meTB give us a pain along, going IllLJj MliXy '.' they are'the sort of fellows who climb over or go around a twig piled across tneir trail, nut occasionally say that snakes dpn't. swallow their here comes a dtf f erent antamdJte, QXJSaybe it is a she, bends theJiacl; young ana that coyotes, curat i iv. twiv and scrambles backwillintohot"theb procession. contented with thing ai scream . odd ant In the hundred The and thev sit back in nice shiny" are- - that odiant will leave the trail, skirmish several inches each they offices In Washington D. C and of ft, ekplore the dangerous depths of a hoof print, surmount the theorize about wells and snakes and side elevation of a mole hillock, look the Interesting things-- over that lofty i ; ; coyotes .. along with his or lie outside the trail, and then bustle back and crowd s but' any surerfire, westerner n 'ant, highway... ? down the her pals knows that' a lot of people can lo as y?t not been patented by any living thing; has Individualism ' '"" i cate' wells with hazel switches--(y-ea ..; " to below- - one pn and with apple switches too!) ' apiece. Farmers at a distance drove and that snakes X0 swallow Bobber Shop their hogs tp the scene and let them their1 young, and that coyotes-Dfeed on; dead birds and be it rescream When some one wanted to khow membered, that the female passenger-plaid but one egg for a Thereiis a well up- - in Stevens what was going to 'become of the igeon hatching andt if lucky, raised but county Washington, that we witched big granite blocks left over .from years ago and it is still flowing a repairing the courthouse, Prof. oneyoungster that spring.., .tZZ . Diggendelve, jrho;zJuiows nearly clear stream of cold water them careday in and day out and we like everything, examined "I'm not pre- nfhetlmMt 4o nit "hark snd think fully and remarked! tater but I guesa they'U of all the jarched throaU that ourfpa1" well- - has limbered d all. the keep. .cMfee that Ita water has made cT . One good .thing about derby Jiats and some years from now- - is they make more room for pom... wheir we are rlch-r..are., going padour haircuts. of the Little TheaThe manager back to Stevens county and put up - ter, In the next block, has decided g a sign 'on the "This Well was witched by Jim to- - reduce the cost- of operation b Marshall in spite, of the sneers Of cutting the Two Orphans' down' 0 . Subscription terras By carrier la the county, 45 cents the month; outside (5.00 the year in" advancer; by mail In the countyr-$4J- 0 Ant Life - TH5 OBSERVER By Jini Marshall iAT e vshaT VooR ' IU. 4i rftlntn UC3 .-; 495 r zo-ro- N. Gannar Rssmnsori, editor and manager; R. W. Goodell, managing edltorriTTCTTlcTcif, 'county editor; Ji A. Owens, advertising manager. r Qff fatalism Gone Crazy Again ' ''4 se TiieoneaournoteJn the welcome to . the Graf Zeppelin seems to have been struck,' as "usual, by the Cossack spirit and. uniform .wearersthis time oithe of the badge-tqters. ; hard-beate- aldlf ... the ' customs bfficersl"went . through their baggage!; with a .t&J welcdra'-lrjjesjs'ftuhi- tooth - comb. i !':r:m m afevyf hours ljile - fihe- - .. M'tZZip Thus the' welcome tf official AnWfcaHd' hriW ihetf 'and women fromWr1 the Whaf; "a howl there: would have been in this country Lindbergh." qpon arrlyirig1 InmilitaristlCi France, had" been subjected, to such treatment LHowr.,indigiianL,we would. have been 'if Brock and" Schlee had been handled in like manner in London; or, Chamberlfn and Levine in Germany: or Stultafand Miss Earhart in Wales. i The" European1 view is, that 1 people who fly over the? ocean1 are to be "honored' and their lway made easy." The official. American which is NQT,the. popular view- - la that they are probably trying to smuggle a yard of lace into the Z country and used, the flight merely as a subterfuge. .We "cah only hope 'that the" boorish handling of ft ' . I . "' "' A" f " " 1 MOVEVltKiTTf ' OMFOCfT. ' '- 11 ' o.' nil PO'lffinnpf up-an- """ ' we place-sayln- . theGlft" Viee - have (Copyright. 193SD Howdy, folks! This Is the - season of the, year when brwra CLtB - It's all very well for one. This Is Hans Horsehair, Provo ' -- hrf ctT4va r- auto NEXT! - hUa o"? tr ;i t w iV . i rn tt-- a register.ii: Bocial-functionin- - hWf,fJ 1 !' . 81 O) , M w lo ai K ai ill w fa lo nt ci lu sc gt M St M df TIP OF ,'. -- Nature's Farming -- iIn Smoking Rooiri'i hax-penrTl- L area.-,'Remin-ds- clty-occur- s .WP..b.rt?fr't,unt Ln.t? A . ;z Nil(0dy Wants tRe a.King.s ' '' '' Todavs of kmg m t928. ' And thuS progresses the world.1 . ;. t i, i - How die Graf Zep ; Believe Jfa$ were , arrested In Wenneaday on rum charges. Pairiagedj ' -,- - -- 1 Wls-c6ns- ln . , v ti -- 71 i OIOS relieved with Dm vapors little Vf&$ ivpfl up1Sc'.nQse'or mtlt in a spocb cr cup of inii water ana imiaic. ' MedicatedVapors reach tb air passages; direct er cold; troubles For' rub Viclon" thxoaLandi. chest. SNtiFF-- t 4 -- P j" jt ft -- ! 1 1 ! v A NATION I TO AOl0 SEVfcKS ii This picture, Ukeh directlv under ithfc'blg Graf Zeppelin, showa the rent W the'daTrtaifrtd" e!fvfPT, whlph cue considerable; trouble to ths pioneer transrAtlaijtjc pisnenfror elrcte ft: 'Photo transmitted by telcphpht Yok Jftom Kew : -- '. ..;.. 1 to JOZA Bsrvlc - .li , In San FroncUco. " . to: A 2. tons Weak, NeiTQus? - I ; it w 't pa Kun l) own,j - or not bgt Joe and It, Frank Runt ,.i !Ta f9 D Q To have plenty of firm flesh and ability to doa big day's work tje and feel like a two-yeold" at Vghtj you must eat three good meals a day, relish, your food, and If you can't property digest, eat, can't sleep, can't work, just take a teaspoonftU of Tanlac be ' fore meals. ' Mm. Elizabeth MrT flincoln Ave., Box 2257, R.F.D. No. 1, Uakland, Calif, says: ,'1 could find no food, to agree with me, and kept losing strength and weight Nothing hel ped meontil I took Tanlac Now my health was never L better ,in iny whole life.. ; I oalumPjandltpn , Saving '4- 1"' V"'r""l"""eX . it wonderful, for indiges tion ana constipation gasf pains, headaches. I( nausea,' diziineas and. brings; back lost ' appetite", helps you digest your food,; and gain strength and weight It contains no mineraL drags; jit is made of roots, barks and heVbai nature's own medicines 'for the sick. Toe cost is less thaft 1 centra dose. Get a bottle' from your drugjrlsL Your Money tack if it doesn't help. : .' ...... " - ,ot . . new, i i - . , styles, pair j- ............... i ...... v......;. Phone 232 and-as- k us about this. 69c 5 ...... .... $1-0- 0 -- Men s heavy weight Unions,! values up to $1.48. . . .$1.1,9 enure ne oi underwear on sale at reduced prices. Men's and Boys! Work and l)ress Shirts, Pants, Overalls, Hats, Caps, Sweaters, Lumberjacks. . House and Silk Dresses, BlanketsTowels,1 Bed Spreads ' and hundreds of other things all on sale. . WOOL GOODS, AT A CLOSE-OU- T PRICE Overcoats, $25.00 regular $12.50 Macljinawsi,- - $13.00" regular . ..; ., ; ... . $6.50 Woo Blazers, $6,00, $9.00 regular . . . . . .$3.45, $195 .Wool Dress Pants, regular $6,50 : . . ; ... .,...$3.95 -" ( GOODSiCLOSE -HOOD, red, hip . ,i . . ;V, 7. . $4.95 . . . . . .'. . ; . J Knee, red $3.75 See our Bargain Racks of hieh crade Shoes, SliDDers ana uxioras at, . . . $1.95, $2.95, $3.95 and $4.95 CT QUICK ' v : " -- -- .......... .... 16.00. 4,50 while the creosote goes on to .........!. H, -- elefnenu which soothe "ind: heal Urn aiembranes and stop .the Silk stripe, new stylepair tn:'.Vl-1Medium weight unbleached, pair rHeavyrweightrold or new style",'paif" .v. . v. M; l'$.7d Entire line of Ladies'; Misses' and, Children's Hose in new stock, best brand, 25c grade ' 22c ;' ' Ladies' Rayon SUk trose, 50c grade 39c 1 lot Ladies' grade ,,;TT-.;L79fr Jure.Silk, Cotton Batts . ; .t. . : r. . . . . .27c, 63c, 89c, $19 ar it - ( si,-ov- o .... Tli. Tr:i JW $17.50 nutnrr. r m. .With prices prices' lower, than ever. Note prices, arid " r . , twuipaie with any I . V. 13c Hope Bleach,' yard . . . . . 4 Pequot Sheeting, bleach, yard 58c 4 Pepperel Sheeting bleach, yard .48c 36 inchrBest French Percales, boil proof , yard . I..! 24c 36 inch Best Kalburriie Gingham; boil proof, yard ;.19c 36 inch-BeCretone for quilts, yard A'....-..'...'. 18r 36 inch Best Jap Crepe, yard ! ! ! 17c . ,V, ! 36 inch Best Dark Outing Flannel .20c yard 36 inch Best Light Outing Flannel, .19c yard 32 inch Best Devonshire ninth , ...... , f. j Canton Flannels, Lingette,-Shirtings- , Voiles all reduced - . in price. 36 inch Indian Head in colors, 48c regulars yard ...34 c ; on ju. v. o. uarmenis sale. . : ic big lump at $8.75 t -- Lesstpn o iortAwrsT8nrto-&e--- Ai4 . venter inflamed st n -- A 9-- MICIIS it ," TTT 6uo w est 9-- , saidif OAfl " Polds Checked ENGLISH Sam The Shoe Man - ' - Right r, BARGAIN I HEK 7 CONTINIJES- 5 It's-ove- K, w Always GElieWsULSIOM roRjrHe coiGtiMote colds thatHang on ; , and'eiyirt. Oiir Prices "Are the stomach, is absorbed into - the ? blood, attacks fte seat of thrf' trouble and check the growth at the germst- -' Creomulsion 'is guaranteed aatisfac-tor- y ia the treatment of cougha from oolda, bronchitis and minor forms ol bronchial lrritatlonv'and is excellent for building up the system after colds or Ha, Menev reinnrlg if nt-- wi irritations. f!vitniiTtnn Mnih. t liered after taking according to direc addiu'on to creosote, "other heaiini1 I tions. A sx. yonr dmeelst. (Hv i . te rf OurMottQ.l now with Creomulsion,-i- n emulsified creosote that is 1 plessanl to'i take, a" OeomulsW is Medical discovery with twe-fo- ld action 'Jt soothe and heals the infiamed membranes sn ,in' hibits germ' growth, ' ' ' ,j ; Of all known drugs creosote is recognized by higV medical authorities' as one of the greatest healing agencies for conghsfroiaL cold andlronchiat . k up to Date aw SlOto.rlJ?" -- Conghs from eoW Bi4V ilad fo;sei nous trouble. Yu esq step ' llfcni , it .'",' irst Qass BEWARE; THE COUGH FROM COLDS. THAT HANG ON water-witchin- - 7 .." Hartforrt, Ky,imJ to faon. of the breeding places of the now ex tinct passenger pigeons. Some fifty years ago Henry Begipus, a French manrvlslted this' roost, and gave" a" chapter to it in a book he wrote on America, The Pennsylvania Alpine club recently had the chapter trans lated and then published it Beglnus said that hundreds of people had guns in theirhands during jtviry daylight hour that the pigeons re mained, one planter's slaves killed 5000 a day with long poles. The air reekeov with blood. So many pig eons were killed : that the brice ' 1. U .'. . NATURELAND . If : ... If-..- ZW . .. . the scientists to lounge around and pore over wHh books and say you can't do some- However, wttk me td Salt NOTES - : h REBUILDERS - (Continued from Page Onel " M SHOE QUALITY ar sVl ..: thing but they've never felt the thrill dpartmtJiouLjftnltoni '' aLiQldinga hazeLiork, in their . Ld VBbf--- Z i 1 V il c laifltoTrwBdIiir TiSVB retire to some hidden dad and handsand walking over hiU and 0? Heaven protect the man who runs for the U. S. presi Just been elected May are teen no more" dlittl Brinitt rale until some mysterious force ": Head Cheese of. '0UD" 'A coun- comes pulling pulling at the point dency! the to riding Poison" Thit-lxw-some In the Ivy coldest places recomro". I VoMtnan ed end of the fork iSomebody has "whispered" that Mrs. Al Smith lacks high , club. Mr. Horsehouses are (IX inside the ip no difference how -i- mak es "Janirefinement enough to 'function as! Fi-s- t Lad in theWhite apartment is hair furthe Sd" Frlgldalre, and (2) inside the Ibart you grip the fork turns down Invented who tor -nace. House," witlt the necessary "eclat; and, jGsephus Daniels, and aD. heck can't stop It, the trick of Mnrt' '. EgS he iot ln Of the navy. has gone to stumping thfe Solid South on the the winter of our dis banging : Sometimeswhen we have been ;otr cornea in defense.of Mrs. Smith's eclat. "' steam pi pea to content: ' mad at the7 editor we have flung ' Nat only are" Mr sT.'Smifh's figure,' language, and man- Our. pay on some small flat must. make the tenants think there U which be W I fault our copy on the floor and said all M,apettU.-- ' ' hea in the radiator. , . : t either of whicn j, ner of wearing hei skirts an" issue but it 'is even charged c.rt I "Very well take your old paper 3k Jk 3t we u go out into the hills that, at one. tirtie,' She did tKe.vEamily Washing' aioid afctually Joe Bunirstarter he Intended Voo bad Methuselah didn't, live '"and be a water witch and cooked for Ar and.. the.ch14reri' WilF the. ladies of this en- to Cast a ballot in says hUe the Literary Di In the 20th century. Think of the to iiake money that way! A fie for to White into for could nation the he he leader endorsing but get, of the gest's straw Vote, money put forgot lightened , Jlousejas your Journalism." ' tody immediately. . t yeast! i:.--. .v do, Just jl a'woman" with" such, a record for. unre-- ; but somehow or other we have human, tfilhg to himself a lot Into . j i a boy has talked reason-wfinementT.- Doing thV family laundry and Rooking f." What' ' we always made up with the editor no' I remember, I remember, rn.,hia v and so the g will have fate "and of n the kinds J 'of "beer," of matters, looks,. should try to fasten Whenwe didn't think COMMERCE AIJ FINANCE prosperity, rtligion', tariff wan ip do m ; And we dined within the kitchen, Boulder Dam, when White' House functioning' is jclopardizeVi i crimes on him. Pe'rsonanyv j LISTEN: Waterwitchlng AblUfar tT turn , For - there were ' no ' breakfast may oe mysterious but It's so and everything I Can to give the boy ' atid " by a'Flrst'Ladyship rtin by a womah' who, would" feed nooks! failure into success fr- you can't make us believe othersquare deal. ' WAsh her family; shehad toteK :;t.,M V4c T is the outstanding n..M li'nn need.to hold the wise with,-- a ton- of expertsr ' Tis a great coh'ti'plendid'coriglom trait of. Kenneth (i. The most malignant fever that two boyi on the Wllklhej murder Me pp rising can attack a womah is the fever case on the evidence we' have 'now1. man heings., And- - pHenomerinF har been its pontico-socia- f TONGUE young hair tonic for. a separate checking account. It is impossible for us to get' then 'P'rogres's sinde Ahdrew Ja'cksghidet u to; the'.Wtt "11011864 -Bianuf ytetaPMf wkoee convicted on that charge from.Uif hitched "for inauguration, and h,ia mule, bicycle orVhatever Goulash 6674SJ does n6iuiswer. repudiated confession.' In fact, the latest exploit in the feev.. Henry. H. Crane: "Piety is : else gross TfWs', to a prist. t y. ' T.'.V .. ": business world is the I wlU return your nickel. evidence we nowf have la not more often saved from most Of its talk - of the town. enough' even', to get, theiri A bound obnoxious characteristics by a sente . Art' Shannon, over to the district; court OT humor than in Unable to seU any any othrr way." L K Brockbank ' Dudley Field Malone.New York: cure of. hU ' patepted Attorney County : . V J . ,v more or who has' been "1 have always stpodfprlhecora- pHifor baldness, young LiJ McOupp xhanged the thlcaser on which to plet,' emancipation of American What tropical heat Combined with plenty, of water., will n ill i i j j i lahrls.otn yvmr trt iret evidence' the bottles Women .because I believed, they do has. been shown by the reading of Inscriptions left oy tlie. the boysL following -their would add intelligent thinking tu and. guaranteed it to seem to stop building handle never 'They to Mr. public discussion. LJ . , Mayasi : highly civilized Indians whdbad7atf Enipire'"on,JlK remove superfluous hair. A. bright hotBls," remarked a smoker aa the confession. noAccording one has ever "asked future is predicted for the young train roared Brockbank, James Waterman Wlae., New an 1 peninsula.- of Yucat'aa i.iiftibus! by : A'lthous&ndarf.'.j'or that a 'complaint: be 'issued. Al- York:',"Companlohate marriage, I "Lodge" in the middle of a vast for"saileof on." ," The Mayas sowed their corn in 'forests ; They say; that believe. . la .an. e'xample-j- f though he is not ready to 'thecon-fessionyouth'e me est hotel a of s, there may be nothing "in elleo? th'e'trees sti$; the; coi'n' tani'S"1uiUnear5gt;ea dissatisfaction with old Institutions. C3mpajilbi)ate marrlagels what m the rheard r3011' VheK Brockbank 'Mr. aolf who man a Iv do agrees not, say that, companionate piaya rhe new hotel,' says through the" debrjs, stalks 20 feet jjigh' plenty; Sheriff Patten that the boys marriage is right or wise, but it r a hundred with 6 that of ears. Frequent rains, great heat And insects resulted in a be cohvlcted on the evi- does indicate' youth's displeasure cannot" " foot from the ground to the second dence now at. hand.' ; ; with old dogmas." vuxav m1 flOOf quick rotting of the fallen trees and, in a veryjfewyears,' the IV ' hohis when" looks out be of cbni.was.coniing'up'thru the decayed trunks.:. This; was the. who, Is Tom. V asks Stadium Ceremonies. tel Windpw, and sees a clock; takes - 'Why 4t thatr Dedication Ga ne Starts 2:15 p. m. sort of farming mostly by nature that "abundantly, fed the out a long story,' grins October 17, Dedication "'en; his" watch and stops it, , ,' ' 7 ' " ' ; a hasty retreat" Sam, millions of people in the Mayas Empire.' beating , t i , St Louis people are glad the DAILY f series is over with, anyway. They YOUR "Oh,- the wife " can' walk past the" ban park now doeanl 'mind if, without having tp. dodge ' Babe I stay - out thl JDONT SAY, "Shje looks as her iRiith's ' home runs. .' at night late mother does." "She looks like her j' lj!!k.Lwere..kinI!!ja5 wnea she knows mother" is correct. ; of desire Today it's at all with a shudder: This rm with you," "TT. Dedication game "'Saturday, V RRONOUfJCa VapoRub October l:W pi m. ' . reflectTonJs draUTi'fforri Xwo' current, newsritems- ,- One.says stress on with "ran" spelled ' " "a" and earthquakIn as "ale." lnvented-ahas Scientist tHat.King fieorge.of Eegland ib Io. get.a new motor car, the e-detector' ' USE,"us" when you mean goes off like DON'T, old one being five yeanj' of, ajtrand" slightly creaky in the an alaro clock.-- 'that ' ' But what we need "we." " -i ? Is AT'',r? ADAGE popularly used but often an alarm clock that goes off Ilk joints.I . "Cruelty The other item tells how; the lcmga "daughter,4 Princess an earthquake.. misquoted: offends heaven" was "A, man of cruelty Is armored Live of "" ' Mary, is traveling around Ireland "m a bullet-proGod's enemy," as it appears In flapper all remind us car." A quaint way to have a good time, we think';-- . p We "can chew our finraMlci ulnvr "Gnomekla," of 200 years ago. No' American workW An when finished, leave behind Dedication Game Starts 2 ; 15 p. m.1 popq everywhere safely and.comr year, snd a auhtfrlv-hWads' of gum where'er we go!. R ,'!' n w orr. C twa et wa w. a wit - )wwMiwMMwwwiMwwMwwwiiiiiw' ig The beadluVWMspeitff v ll -- . nation's guests by petty, 'officialdom wiH be forgotten in the real' heartiness and feoocLfeeling of. fife badge-wearir- -- ' . J UThe O- -- - p..;'.; LIBERTY GOAL Stats.iQitiicl and Lasts Long- - ... rub ... .... ... .... - AT r r ' - " ."' , .VVAPORUQ 1 ' .. " ..t J 3 -- i - A it. - f |