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Show VUTOURWAY 1 1 i i C.' Rodger president, at Published by the Herald Corporation, matter St.' Prove,' Utah, -- ail Eclated Modhd-claat the poatofflce-l- n Provo, Utah. Member of "the United' Pfeaa NKA; Bervloe, Paine Editorial Berrfc Jtuf theIeinee XI. u 60 80. 1st W. ': Sor1ppeewBpapgra.' r" - Au-p,n&::',m'hew,- L t ; Z office, VB; Society reporxer, IOT; Edjt-rt- al room, 1208 If you do not reoelvetyour paper before p. ra. telephone M and a copy wtu be deUvered to'your residence. ; .,' a Vr A ltS; WAUO V H V ' --l;J -- CORUR Hi ' ili hMr "3 3NS. tVERW Gooo ' POSE - - W f W J': - ' - ?r j N&RTOHsnrnrj - " editor; N. "We are coming to recognize,'" remarks Dr. Cr E. X ' he.'' tald Medical' Sehool, ?'that the f e moron is perhaps a necessary and desirable ele- . ,. I ' rtrt iUn n wn M .,.'...'73 Ol U. Ul pv 1VI1111UI1 kHUl I11VUJVOO HIO JJCI4U(Ulcuu.c IU.III ill 'many routine tasks rtpulsive to the mentally alert." This .statement- is takep from an article "M Dr. Winslpw in the "c'urrent'Golde'tl Book", in which he sets forth the pleasing; proposition that it is a good thing that all of; us are not quite ongnt. If we were all gifted with alert,' capable brains, the doer tor sayswe would not bev happy; There "are in the -- world many unpleasant jobs to be done; intelligent people do not care to do themphence, indisputably, it is necessary that T-we have a Host, of moronVwhojyill do the .workjvi.thouCgft- h ling aisconieniea ana areaming 01 ueiter uungs- his isa very fine doctrine if you are sitting somewhere , . J near thetop-o-f thesocial heap,- and; - that today needs only a little bit of tinkering here and there to be absolutely perfect. Otherwise," however, ' '! ' " jp it' is apt to be rather depressing. h For it happens that the world changes. We no longer assent to the old Bourbon idea, that all is well if only, the t n few are happy. .During recent years we have come W sec luai it ia icvjouj wc avcinc iiiau tuc miu has t do the unpleasant the; rrientally alert" that is important. .If he is not happy, then the world .U- J- 1 1" ; needs" remaking.': H H f ' Dr. Winslow'B idea, apparently, is that if this average " WIn'slow," brofe's'sor in - m O -- i! ' well-bor- s - to ? . ;. f. Bat the' world did not spin into form out of glowimr star we should raise a hundred million ppople content with cheap movies and tawdry amusement 'dust merely. in order that " cl c . Li : ": ; -- rr -- ar . Yes.!'' .;'.' r"How- d'you .khbwT '; v 'Z-- . . 1 . Well, T just said I'd never seen a horse that was. a- born but I - the""-pa- , ' for society's sake?" -- tn of all the prophets has been this little o,ut'ry:. '. "Why did God create the devil." to no answer that fundaqueryr There is no mental answer that appeals to the human heart the world around had there been such an answer there -'.V K "( would be but one creed today, on this earth.' I get a kick out of being a bl better husband " than the wife expects; in the Jungles the man gets a HILL BILLY kick out of dragging the woman by the hal rof her head and throwing tierto-th- e crocodiles; am I nearer infinitely right than my bush brother V ' Is the entire trend of civilization progressive? Or do we, educate ourselves into superior methodi of exterminating pur species T "What do you mean "improvement?" From the human standpoint the bugs; the bacteria and the seasons are once again I trust you get the AGAIN combining to abolish us. space there are What do you mean "improvement?" In Inter-stellmore clashing worlds than there are friendly ones, and the proportion of friendly and 4iatefui has not diminished for the better slnce man '; : v observed the heavens. t-dI get QuLflLHJagachajL.lhan, morejfsm Personally hating him, but I know men as good, and much more successful, who get more assert to wise Is" is who man which and in enough fun hating, right? . Indeed, taken to the logical conclusion, the gospel of universal love leave and inhabited men the earth all able would extinguish by. morons , o maa-murder- er HAVE seen many 'mean' or 'spoiled' horses. Soma of theBe were called 'killers' by- men ,who didn't know any better. . . . And I've never seen one of these "that wouldn't respond to treatment." - ' r, "Well, maybe- - this man who killed today, and sogot a headnnerTvaffmean' or Spoiled'. Perhaps society ought to take him and try to cure him, Instead of doing what It will very likely do- just a poor rharifTnntrrMaybe he's ' - wfthttvthe-century- . ryy 7"" . - whether 1 NATURAL AKEA. course, breeds contempt, .th.tata.te. .does It; legallyr or a man than 400 acres of forest iand-I- n does it, illegally," I said "But when free from a man kills deliberately . . ." human Interference, as a result of .. Old-time- Arizona-witt;bT0rev- - the formation of the Santa Cata-lin- a Natural Area, which is henceforth o be - left-- . In an absolutely FRANCE? natural ' state for scientific study. - -- i i. devil" The land will never be logged, graz "Now, don't be a ed or cleared. Itjwill be left to lt-HOME TOWN GIRL MAKES ypocrite,Tou makepublic hlp self, to develop as Nature wills. :rrr. GOOD! opinion- - so do I. We should look What force, as Tolstoy asked, moves Animals on the tract will not be Plana have been at crime with a scientific eye, solely. -- i formulated by Part: of our job is to abolish it. a nation?" r-- "I dont know," I admitted, as a will a' single thing, living or dead, group of Eastern Only science can abolish crime." ' typewriter started to clatter and a be Interfered with In any way. i! J(t ( capltallsta JfCt-thThe area has been set aside to telephone shrilled. Invention seem but "Yes doesn't humanity f V m WW w ?V?fT?f??ffTff? ejey ey ff fff eyey VVf enable scientists in future years to Mls -- Mazle willing to take the time far spend crime," said the McSpdaacli,. local the money. It insists on vengeance, flipping way the stub of his cig- -- tudy. a prefectly natural forest - (Copyright, 1928) iseascd and clear Stn.o rrapher. Tpunis HIGH HONORS! i Hlee MeSplnach's "The Idea of r capital punish brains. Maybe criminals should be Ing have- alterod nearly all of our Howdy, 'f oiks', This Is Na- Ezra rinchpcn-n- y Invention consists ments of coiir se.'JsJKrongLsaid Jthe regarded, scientifically, as damaged forests to such an extent that theVfe tional Candy Wwk. Plfatt pans was- - elected of secret device bringing his feet down goodsworthless. If we adopt that no longer remains a single comthe lollipops! whleh, - wlU keep from the desk and rolling another theory and it's sensible then the pletely natural forest area in the Supreme Shrimp I' .a."' of the Poison Ivy peanut brittle brown-papcigaret. "Look at what scientists will be busy going around United States. The Santa Catallna ' iA?'V'j Club lost nigh. Natural Area will furnish such a f rem. removing has happened in California.- - That wiping out the populace . , ."- Speaking of sweets, what has become 6f' the Mr. Plnchpenny la the fillings In state has frequent hangings.These wedding "Not such a, bad Idea," X said, region as a laboratory for scientists In years to come. cake that was crowned by a miniathe (fink wha, dull the rensibilities of its- citizens sardonically. teeth. ture bride and groom made out of h.e was marDlmick. toward killing. This makes it easier Photo for rea Georgia it, by t!.'Ioppose personal - ried used to bring to kill and Increases murders, which sons," said the sugar? 7 stuffing brain, but I don't like the idea of a 4c his fiancee a $4.00 increase hangings, which increases a final edition into his pocket and scientist finding it out and ordering store notion Uttle so There, a there, Liree there wife with soul dead box of chocolates murders It's a vicious circle.' too strolling toward the door. -- iThere me to the gas chamber. Life's . Who never to her spouse hath said; There, Uttle notion store, every time he call "F&millartty - with killingtrf-mayb- ewrong wltbrmyleasant!""" something Dont UM-to "You you cry; ed. Now that he bring me sweets ga YouTl be an' antique shoppe Is lore;. married, he 1Ve'r marrlod npw you dont no By and by! brings his wife a "mom!" of jolly-beaA real once every is one who can Many a bridegroom who thinks three years when he thinks of it remember when Cain's wife started his wife is a little clinging vine the first mother-in-lajoke. The finds out later that she Is poison . girls who used to make fudge when their hoy oak. Our next nnrober- will be an Imi, ' -now have tation of. a wild measle-calUnr- .te tirfn cam to c Wnen y "8- down to it, daughters who shake up another Its ma' wnen their toy frUiids best car for gen- r cou.aj eral use is the water wagon. to call. Art Shannon. w; EMORIESOF PR n "Now you're getting into" deep r. "You're water," said the talking about free will. And Just much free will you. have or I sentimental how no one knows. Very little, I have, . Old-time- WWtM"K vor A TION1 1 r- e Old-tims- r, e-- - r -- ns old-tim- er yy"" ", for. "IdeasTirilgmeh ..... stumbling-bloc- godsr-th- , We need more education, and not less"; broader horizons, not narrower; higher aspirations, not lower;' We are not yet readyta preach a gospel of contentment to the unfortunate. If the time ever comes wheri the moron is ;"a necessary AnnS AaairMo limnt, in. nnr national lif rA ' ' c' L d ; r . uii .J "3r1 - EV r, sl -- " - - he-fo- re - die. L- mvnc-hphpa- pp, If " is an old say- it calrt be done. Trained trappers, men, who study I nlmals' ws.ys and become as good naturalists in their line as the cutis, pay that the weasel Is one of the easiest to catch. Place traps lnt their: runwavs and they'll run right into them. 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All of. the forces of ' J.reaction would exult In. such a situation. L we ofr which But the Sv democracy, have, dreamed would operate-machin- eigaretfcieckedr-k'fMfc- desk, hat tilted over his eyes, - Blue smoke swirled 'and, caught by a vagrant draft, swirled out of the door to. the composing room, where the. swishing clatter of the linotypes sounded like surf oh a beach Z" , . talk about some horses being 'natural killers' that ought to be put 'out of the world," he said. "Well, I've been handling horses all my lifftii' I've never seen one that S a natural killer not even among the wild stallions of Nevada after ''?"'-'- ;. capture . . " came banging thru the doorj with A sheaf if pressdamp final editiens; A headline told of a killing- - brutal, inhuman. The glanced at the story. . - tasks-repulsive-- Tou're wrong, Jim," said the Old- nrner7T6irmgartotBgfOWiffaper "I : suppose you'd Eay this" chap was a 'natural killer,' too," he siad, "and ought to be put out of the. way - . . Old-tim- hisrh-srad- A do not, '(Hiir BilIyT"vrews. lahlt R.) newspaper.-EDITOof this with thpee necessarily, co.ncide By HI1X BHXY ""There appear to be a positive tendency toward improvement of ! everything in the entire universe." Is it true? That iistens nicet it is aweetjnusic in our dull ears, but . I don't think so. Qimsider tne oasic nuniuer invuiveu au mg equa. tton force, unlverae,- - umemiinRy , Ounnar Rasmuson, editor and manager; R,.WGoedett, managing XX Hicks, county' editor; X A. Owens, adtertlsiag manager. W. - Infinity K darTtoriear-re-hlg-owa.-They- By Jim Marshall ri, U " - the- month; carrier tn the county, Subscription term-B$3.00 the year In advance;' by mail In UieeoityeO outside county, y The W.-- THE OBSERVER ? - ' 'aseo-olatio- ', am SECTION TWO PEOVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12, 1923. PAGE TWO Mare than ISO Stores In the West ds Kav-lns;- . - ,:t The Worldo )ergeti of ..Serving the ' motoriet ainee' 1916. 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