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Show X. PAGE TWO PROVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, 1929. - THE HERALD I ' zz WILLIAMS - ' "Miss JoseDhine - ?PMlalra4 by tbo Hral4 Corporation, K. C. Rogers, president, at s matter EIGlj M Boc 1st W. St. Frovo, Utah, daily, fcntared aa ' r, second-clas- WProvo, tttah.7 Memberof tha United o&Uofc; (Serrh, Pklns Editorial Servta and ti 77 ldlriplAlftwpert.' ;77'.;.;. 7 77 at the pctoic lili Prui uno Jtmw O. 7 1' ! Aut am'. Him . ; batxuf ipuoaf Urim fry utir. m u oWV. ii coats to month; '45.0 tha yearia advanca; by jjiOl In th mty, 1 outside oounty, ; v 5riY ji I A V - Focrr LOAF C? Ball . $ , BREAD ) " ' ' ; - " , Gunnar Raamuao editor and manager; R. jOoadell, maBuglhg -A. Owens, advertising manager. J. orj- - N; Cr Hlcka,6Unty tlitor; . i ; . A Sermon In Stones "TOUGH IET McGREW How sad to my heart are the scenes .... of my childhood. Especially the fights with young - - "Tongtlc" McGrew; The fights that we had as 'most v any child would, And how I run home ! :rLmipernatu;ral-d-rt " . Mil, by certain gifted people. . W ell, probably we're .right. A great many estimable men have been deluded fcy fakers and charlatans. deire-toe- e flomeintahgiwe. TJeathlesr sDiritTt&rvadiniS' th sold furniture of the workaday world can lead a. man into ' . , endless delusions. ' But, after all, we needn't be so cocky about it. We can -?fB.- the :upewiaturallmT'6fr(Jarkcned. room and "moving -- lahfe our lives-w- e are j buj every moment-oanother urafism "7WroumJe3 bo astounding, so by 7 sUpernaf of the'spiritualists rompjexjao Me .intttinsignificancerz. TTJ" X" ,,. '7 Suppose, for instance, that you denyall religion and V raarivain tirk. t ttio rvinet mat iar.nt.fnot '!jnf if ? ; can Science find. , What, then you, willjell yotf jthat allj An-ea- that-tkajgtor- thTM . -- ! v Wives.and Stamps t-- in Smoking KOOITI In his daily stories, are his own. They do nbt, coincme witn tnose or this newspaper. EDITOR.) n?cesariiy, - - By HILL BILLY budding is .made mysterious, invisible force T ' , Stamps are something like wives; it isn't the first cost, it's the darn callea. electricityf "r ' : . wlebrity frorrt iJagadore entered. npkeet Of tuuibl;, good stamps are like, good wives the longer you r ' A lamp pf clay contains as many mysteries as a starlit "Whnfa new in poinica up your have them the more you want to spend n them; and they reciprocate : ui inai most oeautnuiiy. t "Nothln' .muchUncle, "replied Z system - can be duplicated in the whirling atomic nebulae 'Vint.. T As 1 remember, It only cost me $3 for a license, $10 to the ...... A tnt.. ..1.1 T1a nt n preacher w llecktie-- no c'"d me to get married; butgawsh Pun ntended-f- or pf a Piece of coal., A solid steel rail contains vacant spaces 1rtttr- wheel horsft,' declared" for what the upkeep comes to; you take hats alone; why, every six or seven aa pu2zling as the famous "coal sack" of the milky way, Hoover and then went on one of his ua tnis woman goes and gets her a new hat and drunks an! now the Demoivhere tio light has glimmered since, the making of thevorl(L psy-da- y she, being and having all her hair, cratic committee "'.la carrying him mere is no nat made that will fit her head; and, Me , '.What, in th$ face of this, are you going, to do f bout it ? ns as sne is modern, so she won't make, or have Will you cling to a matter of fact formula when, the very Tnbe example of Republican .. n ..Ai...t. ; 3 29 rrhai: ' a hnf- nn q tram .1.. whtf " mn;D iae iirthe ptreet contain riddles loo prolound forthe wisest t( rPen'nt; Bni. n Republican v.s2-new j hat fabric that can be tar seas to ,uiscover...some : -14. w. i i man to unravel ?' YouT can, if you wish, snitf disdainfully .ti..Ut.nJ cituru v.. Buy size iienu. xes, mere is sucn a material; comes from .Australia; it la being introducto .appreciate , pi me creao oi me epiniuaiisis, ana laugn at. rneir stones gts sober enough ed by a corps of special fitters, who go from bf ectodasm and disembodied ; voices : hut von muitt: come 4pT"- - otherwise, the town s calm aa eity to c?ty-an- d to vital issues.' personally fit these hats to the heads of back, in the' end, to a realization that the real, world is more" women who are not clipped close like sleek seals. JhiiracuIijUJ and incomprehensible than the "mo3t i.rdert spirit- - 7- ... So with stamps; a few months back son got mte ; v interested in stamp collecting, after 85 years; I beualist everf deamel 7; 777 7 came interested In getting him started right; I have built hia book up tp500 varieties, and very little 8MOKING . Sees bunk in it; then I got to playing with 'stamps on my ' women ' The Increase in own account, and started into do what I wanted to HILL BILLY Colonel Leonard P. Ayres, the famous economist oLthe smokersrapid in thin bmintrv. dnrinff the do as a make a collection of United States stamps; "he who tmt-tet- h boy, st note in of caution his Sep-jnjDleveland Trust company; sounds a your, indica'os that the united his hand to the plow turneth not back;" 'tis a nice motto, and tm ? t . ttatoa will outsmoke the world, in grimlv hanging on, and . ember .business ralietin, 7 every other month getting a United States mint; lt'ia. iaHi yrar, me average iuduc- - hnt tin imttppn im terrihle when thftp hlnaff rlalora mrA vah lutla DeBpite the present wave of high stock prices and the ac- co consumption was 6 02 pounds per.,)nTOVft. rdrontainine two dbzen stamna and a statement fnr im oh othcrcountriemok a follow Degms to tigure a bit. rompanying expeciaxion oi.cpn.inueo uiaustnai proms, c;oi.i pWgon.-Te- w . coTtsmiction o mucn asjuie united state. Great Rut Btamps.rlika wives7 are worta H they cost If they are good; Ayres aoreseesra possiDie perioa 01 declining consumad for ; Britain, example, only nrimArilv-twhilft fri th affcctini? because you get joy out of having them, and the money you spent ten fntiir.: Thn h , years ago comes back to you today. . 2, wilding- - trades,, would reduce the demand for structural 3ttel and bring about reduced activity in many lines of-i- nBelgium outdid the United states with 0.6 pounds. . v7- "U ""smoking really does the body undergoing change. Just now, the dustry. . , Tobacco smoking is constantly demand for cigarettes is far great- harm, the average, health in the foresee Colonel this? does Si Why. Ayres er than ever before. Pipe smokers United States should be dropping There has been, this summer a sharp decline in the voW are getting fewer every day and steadily; for, the use of tobacco is iime 6f hew bonds issued by corporations. This means, he on the steady increase.- obsolete. chewing Is well-nigSALE OF SPECIAL ?ays, that much '.flew, Construction and purchasing'of equip- l'tn''thm . (Hill Billy's-view- - -- j ' .... Sff0tZgtM - j . SCIENCE Reduced Activity Ahead - ' -. 5 jm4aupnji - . I TODAY'S PCZZtE . I - "A" FOR TOMMY teacher was explaining to he ' 6niof the uniwlvablemysterii Ies"is wHy you "always have a flock of visitors on yoor busiest - r morning. i - i uei!s jtne.patnt-o- i compasaKf you stand facing the north." shP said, "what have you-oour rtht hand?" - ( 5639 Mange Drive, who expects to make tt1 ortune oot of the present irare for antiques. Young . Mellzite'' has bought up all ies up-of-t- hat '.,' "Fingers,1 answered Tommy. , This is" Harold t. McFlzzIe of ger , ' LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD , IN BIG WAY! f fax-reachi- - 1 Booihoor ; That llrMe rough toughie That little graft toughie, little tough toughie i That terrlbFe toughie young "Toughie" McGrew! " " The Bobber Shop 1 . Sir Arthur Conan Doyle the other day urged British Spiritualists to seek a change in the laws so that mediums "tjiight operate opinly without rearof prosecution. Now. an announcement of that' kind, is aura to drat neer from those of us who do, not believe something likfe inepiritualisnTrTWe're' mjire or less indiiierent about med- iums and seafrices,, jto be sure; but wehave a way-o- f Jooking down on people like" Sir Arthur, who believe that, there are H tennis-p- 7 . ' j ee . 'AN. jxixj-riAA- BCLL-Iri- . Art Shannon. . Blrtidy, the manicure, doesn' speak to Pete, the porter, any won because, when she stooped to ad jus a garter the other, morning, he sal "if you pick it K'll never get welL Into "I do uot care to any Even if the drug stores have tak to en the place of the corner saloons controversy' regarding ttyUhlllty defeat men stars," declared Miss the treating habit hasn't invadf d Helen Wills, queen of women the soda .fountains.-' layers. 'As a matter of fact, . w. K n .17 TSi - Willi I do not play to defeat- them, but nearly everything, says women art just to be friendly." Sports Item. imitating men in many things, bui there are no signs of them evei Chicago man is named Zchesshess getting to the stage where they wii Shezzhess. Whoever christened him go wiinom nats. . s' ' must have been a hay fever victim. NEXT! What 'every husband ' knows: Nothing la quite so useless as trying to explain to your wife how you- - happened cling 'anniversary. - . SPORTS -- - 0 ! "ki ihii iiht njfLrtjxriJuxjxixn , ' Business office,; WS; Society reporter, 10);' Editorial If yon 4o Dot raesiva your pper Man p. ra. telephone delivered to your residenoa, 7" nd 4 ppy wUl . , - "r myr ii t" 7 CopyriBht. 192S) ' Howdy, folks! The present poltticat campaign has been, ' very quiet--. lip to the timr of going fft pref nib- deaths tawre-been neVift-tfrom smoking ' Mubpalgn cigars. ! Telephone rooo 4908. . ;' rKoyu-UAiiu- s ier.i! FoX land, Mb., is spending a vacation el the home' of her uncleand aun Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Fox" Oskaloos; (la.) DaUy Herald. editor left town! ten-fol- . bicycle Flbli 48 lbs. Mixed Hard Wheat j tires Intown, and wiB spU th air lni them as genuine antique air. Trao-tlcall-y all the air is of 190 vintage, says McFlzzIe, and Is In an excellent state of prea-- j ervatlon. c: j and Soft Wheat.Flour - PRotoJiy - Cow feed, chicken feed, 3. ReJUMIiller.! Ll'l Gee Gee Is such a stlclfrer for the conventions that she will not; allow the carpenters to use undress-- ) " lumber in her house. 'it i f ft bran, shorts, mash.' Free Delivery " jc , ' GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMENCALM YOURSELVES! From the Kent City Feed Store ,- AdvertiBer-Journ- al CHURCHMEN'S CLUB TO HOLD ITS FIRST MEETING TUESDAY ' Phone 114 The biggest basehall star of all Is sometimes figured cheesv: and that's because he always makes the hardest plays look easy. J. S: C. - t - It' may THURSDAY" some day become possible for a woman to park a car in a unajl space, but we doubt If, she will ever learn to endorse a check on the right end. 'FRIDAY H00TGIBSpN7; FITS CAN NOW" BE STOPPED ; New York, N. Y. Epilepsy Colonies now reDort wonderful results "THE WILD WEST SHOW" Fas action great- - ridinggenuine comedy mance. All woven in one great western. " from if newJrcmedyjthat stops thel most stubborn cases of Fits and is hot harmful or habit forming. Any-- 1 one who sends name to NUROSOIi.' LABORATORIES. Dep- t- 830.- - 509 Fifth Ave., New- - York CltyH will receive a FREE booklet explaining this new guaranteed treet-- j ment Write them today. Adv.i ; 77--7 with 7 true io-- " - ' Dcrolhy Gulliver and the world's champion riders. ' - - Also- : -' " ' Mikeand Ike in "Shooting the Bull" TARZAN THE MIGHTY" Oct. ht PLUMBING. FIXTURES ment whicb ordinarily would ,iiaveTeen under way this fall El . r " aas beerf postponed. 77J 30 gcllon hot water Colonel Ayres blames the decline in bond volume on the tank-$10.50 have prevailed since spring. His jigh - interest rates..-that Other articles proportion;ommehts make one wonder if the"bull market" of the past ately low. ear has been altogether a wholesome influence., HOW SHE VOTES Jesse A. Braithwaite7 "How are you going to vote this 409 E. 3rd So. Street Fir6sMe Fun!'f naked her dfareflt frlonrl Family Hi "In a new fur rout. If I can worlc Spanish Fork ."Well, Johnhy .1 don't see how, forHt,- shr wnfldrtl . . ,: -- : , 1 TODAY I - ou will get off to see any baseball rames this season, as your granddied four times last sum- : . . ner. .r.:, '"Yes, sir, I know, hut grandma Ma married again." .1 t '' Enquirer., Times Last I 1 I tab's finest Theater "The LION and the MOUSE" ' v Southern yf,-- ' I --S- Tj-1 . with . May McAvoy Lionel Barrymore COMEHY NEWS father wmm mm . 7 7 FRIDAY AND SATURDAY Back to the Heart of the Hearty Pioneers! FATALLY HURT "So your son has been Injured od Is coming home from college?" sprained his ukelele t u CoUege Life. fcer fer ."7 i WW W ALL THIS WEEK . ' HIS COLD FINISH 7 "Miss Ethelyne, I have lost ray wart!" . "Adveralse." Detroit News. Ah rTODAY, ONL37,7 BebS Daniels : ' in - 1 Also Christie Comedy "The Sock r mi "SWIM GIRL Exchange" !f I ;7 ... ,n : test way to convin6fryourself npHE of Conoco , . . 7- - - -- - " - mi Producers, Refiners and Marketers "DR. QUACK"' Also . RUBE MILLER t - You will find Conoco Ethyl pumps at most service stations and garages. r Comedy- ' of the superiority Ethyl Gasoline is bv direct comnarisrin. Fill your .tank, with Conoco Ethyl Give it the" hardest test you can think of. 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