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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 1928 PAGE TWO ,' . HE-HERALD -T- OUT OVLl THE OBSERVER . WAY JOST VQO WAVT':"fiU. ;MS Published by the Hrld Coloration, E. C Ridgers, president, at soond-claa- s matter 80 So. 1st W. Bt, Prvo,"utaJi, daily. ; Ectared at the postolllca la Provo,' Utah." feambar of tha United Preaa PalM tdltoriaj Barrios, and tha Jama O. 'i'.XL-C:."- . Scrtppe Newspaper. f u By Jim Marshall " ;; fh (Thia column is by Ed, from Way Up In the Moun tain. JM.) gueat-conducte- Telephones Business olfioe. i6; Hoeiaty reporter, WTj Editorial room, 1208. if you do not receive your paper before I p. ra. telephone ' t M r. .." j and a copy will be delivered to your rertdeno' ' ' . .'I II...4 t ..): ')' f '''V I have bad an Itching foot in my time t have to the far Hide of know Deyona and back agam--J- i. more than a little-bitofar 'places At, the fair J pat down to reef $3.00 the year In advance; by mall la the eointy, ItfiO outalda county, a Dii Desme a HKgabie young chap and we set up a desultory con- versatlon-j-afellows ofteij will a cnanc wora s!t me remlniacing W. JJ. Gunnar Raatouaeiiadltor and manager R. GoadeU, managing about .Quito (In "Peru, you .know) I ditor; N. 1 Hiqks, county where Indian. girls sold bowls of tor; J. A. Owta advertlalnf manager steamlng-ho- t plquiante-flrl- ng their ' ooiilng pots with handfuls of dried : debris even as they dipped out the . The hot savory mess and no washing Some things in this world are a bit puzzling to a; man ui panua, eimer ' .. . . -. i who isn't on to 'everything! -- fa r-Knnneaana poke of PI Here is 4 little story tot prove iti But before you read it, chlncha whose cone flashed slaver ana purpie on wuito horizon i acta : . a . of Papua that circle of ' Police officers and detectives are maintained to arrest the spoke South Seas and of the great lawbreakers. Carryirg loaded revolvers is against the law. muuiuna sneus inai lie in war So selling of these in the lagoons for the unwary makings 'whisky .ot beer. Whose open shells are an ever -commodities; , So is murder. present death trap that bird is ' g ' :vj lyZ-- jn A OPPK43r A R l Sf : 'H est VOOfJ au R ANt -- BBAD - Nt vmes.. iki O0w - WAlTtQ A LEAvAUCr "TIP AViO - Till WO 35 . 1 . fl 2V Tf T) - VU V'k' ? Ll F-- took iri the Merry vMixup, and the crazy and I was swung out t the end of 4 chain )n a siny Uttle chair, and when I was in the Ferris wheel the goop stopped It rlth my 1 cage at the highest point, and the darn seai swung back and forth until I thought sure it was going to pill me out; and I tried another device of the devil that swung you around on a pivot and every little time reversed the car and tipped, also, so you got ' i BIIXY three opposite. movements at the same time; that was and the time when I thought for half a second the peanuts and hot dogs to leave me.. popcorn and milkshake and chewing candy were going were win Later In the day we took In Uncle Tarn's Cabin; the kids over It; didn't think so much of it myself. Then we went over to Chinatown and bad a regular oriental dinner; mine was chicken chow mein No. 6, a place where 90 per cent of the customers are orientals. oM Finally, after a ride around in ad tony rental car, we finished of hard candy, which" corn with a quart of ice cream and a ' eluded one weird dietary, I'll tell a man. - But the children had a wonderful time; and what did this day fof . dollars four cost doing everything the kids could imagine?-Seventeand two bits, including rental of a luxurious sedan for 24 hours; cheap, call it, but next year no amusement park for poppa; I have dipped my last swing and whirled my last whirl. 1 laat , !( v mix M , I - So is-th- 'I e , . Got those? All right. Now for the story. clani, you know ',v,.,- In And he spoke of the season of Chicago the ether fcy there, was buried a gentleman named Lombardo,.s Who had been sliot down,iin bright .day the oneekas when the reefs are ajlve with their crawling forms ; -- light, ot the world's busiest street corner, v V , 'iiai die iatl.y keep away from Lombardo wa a gunmari, gangster, beer runneVrno! so then-vthey jWouid from ' any 'on. .His funeral, consequently, was far gaudier .than most vncr utmuijr piague Hi spoke of citizens can ever aspire to. "There were 12 pallmat inrest the - mani bearers,: irrttucedoes. The very cream of Chicago's under- icrucouuesi d rivers T " ' the fact world, was present. The crowning glory Jay..-ithat-many places as we ' Capone himself was presenVin person. This great ' sat tnero i threw " . an . With . . out a. . con the . versa . alert i I. i.. 'man mingled body w.jui throngssurrouridedjby , ana ' ' ne hub aaaea somecuarrl H v wss nf fahle nrui- TWflPPRh1knew was , r show-etrue i ih., f. tning that ?, j HEROES ARE keen observation until at iasi of police and de During all of this, of coursfr,-thron-gs - - rl1 ' " he .vsauntered ' i away for the races ''t t j tectives stalked about through the crowds. It is hard to f to the turned i besldf "make out just what they were doing there but they .went, me ' ' " j ".' V' "Oh, these modern vb'iiiiaaUrai ,C anyway." Where haven't they been! What A reporter whd attended remarks, that all (he .mourn "ventzo they seen? He caa'tht ers. shooklwBds.witb-thejr.-left-hand- s. Jhe right handsrit over He has seen as much as I sudde of nuse should wer the for reserved, seems, tho I pistols, the older Some ' . traveler! that lad ;that become advisable. . ; , TTri-zi-, And tt'imiM the old chan in of the. light the facts about Now, viewing this story Wiien the frost Is on the pumpkin. II Copyright. .1828) ' jaundiced eye upon me And the com Is lit the shock, police' nd lawbreakers detailed at the beginning, what, do -"Aw, how do you feet like that fooibail 'ilowdy, folka'The Then a ton of coal we purchase, vou make of ail of this? OomJhalJtldainre he soa: begins shortly. That But It's most shale and rock! to a irrasahonn.r loud roar you hear Is the cheer THURSDAY, SEPT. 20 Capone is ihe greatest gunman, beer runner, extortioner was '"' never He's been outside this valley leaders practicing up for ' the and vice king in Chicago unless all men have lied about liim. not (See says some of these 6:45 a. ni. Reveille, as seven whnei. opening game. " sheiks are like corks. 7:00 a, m. Setting-ur4- Present with him were hosts of. lesser criminals. There on" a Ford All he does U read- cxercisel " : " modern .. Wherever, there is a bottle, you'll 7:13 a. m. Music .ior the early were enough guns at the funeral to stock an arsenal. And, read read day and nlght'W scenu Mcuoof Vttorhey Important, ' rina em. ' nscr. ".."' likewise there, were enough police, there to handle a battle And bis manner s Oh, these modern youngsters' '.'.'-:.. . 7:30 a. m. . of - exer- . of Gettysburg. Repetition EXCLUSIVE NEWf fireside ' e For them r He carries a bulky ' ciscs. ;' PICTL'BE Yet nobody, was arrested or bothered. .When. Capone oldesters adventurers ' comb the world go thru there's only a quart bottle la . r Jlut a. 7:50 m. New' York marstock r' had viewed the remains sufficiently he went, away In peaee privations unutterable It! ,., ket and Chicago grain market. That we may soma day lin' So did his followers. The police manfully feslsted any tempt8:0u p.' in. on but iiikpirai.oiial'' period a paper for a story hard ation to spoil the occasion by making arrests, r - MUSIlkoOM SEASON boiled editor to pick flows ' presented by Wilford C. . What's it all about?: Are gilnmen ia sclasa teyond the j Why go adventiirlngt . ., .,oricNa,TODA'v rt when 8:B a, m. "With t?!e masters of f. law? ' Are the law enforcement officials absolutely helpless? you can sit Indoore-wlt- h '; pipe and ; ThU is posilU'vely the first pho' Melody." Solve this little puzzle so vexing to us average men,, and slippers and lee In memory's eye "ihref of the motoK 'prihted tograph what we. sat at the cost of bitter Sportsmen Pursue Shagrymanes 1st 8:j0 a. m. iNcwscasting- - service blows will his horn who solve the whole puzzle of America's crime waves.' toil and lth Uogs and loudly when of current events. you , . Kiflrs! overtaking you eh the' dirt highway, v:00 a. ni. News for the shopper. You won't eolve it, hoVever, unless you ask a good many , ... privation? ' " leS when and then him yon pass, 10:00 a. m. A of Items to interest.that kid he never Jold me Questions dealing' with pohticians;. laVers; he hadforbeen Ucks right In front of your car for madamc. abroad in thai he wa: y the next 10 mtlea.' ":" legal technicalities and a, court system so antiquated that it honest ' 10:30 a. m. nesdayV-onl(Wed ; -Helen freaks to high Jieaven.: . Webster, interior decor; I was; the poor, fish thaCaa She) tells Wall the 'scandal,' ation expert. surried that., fact becaus- e- hlf . Choice tid bits she wm shout ; 12200 iioon . -- ot r v. - A WV ;vyf. t , But electric fl Underworld By : e, rrjTX UiM " . TO WATCV4 NOO fL mix biixy Were you ever aboard ship In fairish rough weather and when you went shore you found you couldn't walk; discovered that the,' ground wasn't where it should be a'tall? That is the way my legs are this day, or only more so; either the ground is Vising to hit me unexpeated-likelse when I put down my foot there ain't no ground; I hasten to" explain ' ' before you get wrong ideas about my personal rectitude. H;very year Just before school starts I give the children a aay at my expensej a day wherein the family does Just exacuy what the children wish to do, with the sky the limit. This year, the children decided that they wanted to take in everything at an amusement park and we did; thu children on .ni with . "i. i. " v t w k. m. nr.A J every darn contraption except onef I balked at The home: ) t V VOU OO. WAiT .SvAE. HEARS, AooT Af t :. . (Hill Billy's views, In his daily stories, are his own. They do, not, necessarily, coincide with those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) . mPftMM - No More. Whirling By Williams half-poun- ' d; en , lT dip. Jrwup'gx ; ureers tfie-"m- - law-abidi- r ,J- We-talke- Al r., V - t:"r'.'..." Mft0e-MOT,B6l?- d , ;..-v- .. , ' J : " J ' am-wu- ch . tauoii,Lbl : ,gram . .. . , anee-nig- n ' -- UI-TSe- - hlm!-Usel- ess e ', p .- -- '".: . jp It Aid 'ftUjUUl! --4 -- jtJ M. :'4?!4,ir gray-bear- d -- NATURELANDT Family Fireside Fun grove-line- " - - brief-cas- : -- . Brim-Icy.,:,;- 1 -i. 4- Does my nose shine, Mame?" ' In the west, they aay; a Rocky "No, deario, hut there's a speck ' as much will carry Mountain goat r ofTtnst on your left knee." lead. as a grizsly bear, , Two Seattle a ' hunters emptied, their rifles at ' SON SHOCKED V goat,' in "the Cascade Mountains of .. "Now that you're through college Washington, during the last open you should marry some nice girl" season., and then followed him. to , "And never use all my college ex--1 the edge of a cliff yfhere h iaced perlence? '' Why father!" them aggressively,, aitbo. he wa Carnegie Puppet. y J'9ickJ?- - Their last cartrMge aa gooaand they skilled tot biovj o eight" weeka"Iow you wiid nunung jcnives put me jum to a taxi driver in Bagdai was so threatening that they' of very . stop-pe- heoalifs-and-eamels fill' .- y.. khowledge of thpse places secme as great own Which wa.' ': '; of the peace gained at first hand But why moralize laugh with wife of the &ov- as-m- y Down in (Jklahoma a country - justice froudly boasts that' "Mrs, Henry S. Johnson, irnor, wul.be tried just like anyone else" for speeding. .. .This .ringing declaration gets into all the- newspapers and some of the Oklahoma squire's fellow justices probably Smoking Room will blanch with affright at his temerity.; It has long been Mushroom Hunter Bagging "Wily a rule that officials and their wives are above the law ' A ail fellow, had who, young day, " 'Fungi a who so and here'a country justice 'far forgets himself given the honeymoon symptoms, ' '" l The that he thinks all men are equal!'.' ; TV" f ' mushroom season opened; In entered the smoker looking ven ntrul Utah Tuesday. ... Categorically and in the strongest phrasea we can mus gloomy nd, of course, was prodded with packs of trained luntsraen, the other smokers. by Oklahoma toifficialdenounce we the as menace a ter, squire hounds, were out at the a fallihf tout " smiled oni mushroom dom. If hia ideas get a start, first thing you know a few reak of day, hunting the) wary tit ' "fto." . officials will- have-tle, animals thru copse and wood- obey the, law like.. us common folks "Tst your ticket V suggested an and. Marksmen reported excellent . - . In gbn heads the list of women That we can do wlthoU' ' TodayVpefirfltiori: . - " o ' " other. ' .... 'No." , other train?'.', by ."Baggag on the ' ' .' I ,.t,.. ' ' " Expert , . In- T 1 - .'is T.V ti ,-t- , f'" f V- - 1 ftfy''. AlEfflSEiiSl They are printed for - porter ' OBSERVATIONS Testimony shows that some of 111 repute could atrord to pay S750 per week for " protection." Gomorrah, compara tively, must. have "been a rather de' : cent town.-"':: '. ' :" . .Chicago's houses of , - Your Fenefit . hnd, been eating garlic, the aroma of which he passes to me." "Probably one of those' clipging-soulfu- T kisses t) which you are sneered a, smoker. 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