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Show i 111 T t'- - THE HERALD- ... V. r ,." '. " into a Greco-Roma- ; - e "Possibly the first --- -- n : - y He Sleeps Well modern Count of Monte Cristo could only discover .the golden 'key to the Rrvan would rub his eyes, could he see the rich W problem, of. prevent men rushing to the Democratic party, opines Mr. Brisbane. ing "vacations from oomlflr to an - .1. world-worryin- g -- end world surely would be his." "the state-beihis eyes, could he see a Republican secretary of crinrif IpH f or maTunirBeaee iurreementa almost exactly such as f YOUR ENGLISH and which, kicked up .proposed by Secretary of State Bryan a ereat racket in the cabinet of a Democratic President. If PON'T SAY "You should like Mr. Bryan could see much of the present doings, he would her," "You would" Is better. ' tPRONOUNCE , "hoarse" as If s closed. be tempted to keep spelled "hors" with'o" as in "owe." DONT U8E 'Til try and" when you mean J,1 11 try t." ng ' ; his-ye- V" ,"''- "" 'iKt4lM3'' - - . ADAGE popularly used but often The medical men immediately concerned pronounce it a success. At anyvrate, it is a large, open field for speculation - rough eord," as j. de wrote it, in his French proverbs, in by folks who have "miseries" inside. MSB. In the hospjtal of University of California, they had a toxic for an to stand too operation far gone patient who was . when "Buck" Kelly, terror bandits was hanged. cnitpr." The Bobber Shop they rushed fresh glands from him into their goiter patient;! m an au operauon Bausiaci.iy and, the latter comes irom Mrs. Amarilla Ampleglrth hasn't dition learned "much -- about -- the famUy Th& reader will readily recall the extejlOQ3!hich the I which jnoved next door, because. In-tead of hanging their wash In the yy.po nffirm th.it folks doOf nd UTJOn their elands. You'. yard on a clothesline, they send it or moral crimor beautiful, or of ugly are tall short, j"at, thm, to the laundry. : The "to Pete,- the porter, has a brother according your glands. inal, even fcald or medics of University of California are enthused over having whose hearing was restored by a flash of he never will saved a life, and justifiably so. Tremendous interest still re- be able tolightnimjrtrat make any money selling to be, the prescription. ' mains in the question As, to what that life is going An actor In the shop, this mornunder inspiration of the terror bandit glands. TSZoTsTl , ia-v- -- ' - - - d, . a Needs a Friend!" ty . -- Telluride ing, said he refused an engagement to travel In Africa, because he didn't relish the idea of being pelted with vegetables he couldn't even name. Climbing Not Up Astonished at the enthusiasm of his welcome by London short-haire- long-haire- posterity ine cavc-iiii- a nuu uo uuuiu "w man. .. " 'No, no,' said the stage adorner. natureland That's old-tim- fisherman e nias3 'For instance. New Jersey. The game was made chief. -"- Mankind has progressed; distributed more than still glorifies muscle rather thanmind. Brawn is more easily commission million fish, Tanging one hundred count out at the is understood than brains.' A from three or four inches to 20 of ten ; and, the mass mind promptly grasps its meaning. A inches in length in the streams and of that State during the year thought cannot be counted out ; and, its greateness lies in its lakes ending June 30. No trout of less future effects. Mankind is climbing, but not yet up. than six inches were released because it is now well known that the very young ones of that species prize-fight- er WIFE WAITS IN VAIN FOR LOST AVIATORS ; .... - y?r ,:' $ -- 5$ In China they have a simple tut Ingenious way of .saving their homing pigeons from hawks and other birds of prey, They attach a whistle of bamboo, shaved down so thin that it weighs only a quarter of an ounce, to the pigeons tail.' As the bird flys the air automatically en- , 1 L" I I VX. (14 - - ''.SV.i - f cannot escape destruction, ters the contrivance and a piercing and frightening whistle is the result The homers are trained to It from their first flying and soon get the used to nnlro, . -- iraai .mvn.f tm nT..j4 sy CKOMUli iTurasxs 1 I I . -- r rt- - m M ri."VXWM w w m m bm 1 Ik I , AUTHORIZED TRIP FARES ' (O "A" Atchison, Chicago, Kansas Yoiican'i' - KICK A DOG CONE BIT about the grade of oils and grease ..... $30.00 Kan. "r. 7... City, Mo.... 111. Lea veh worth, Kan.. Memphis, Tenn.;.. . . Omaha, Neb. 41.30 30.00 .. 30.00 . 44.30 30.00 30.00 39.25 ....... Mo. ..... St Joseph, St Louis. Mo. - Tickets 16. : " ' "B" $43 94 55.07 3.94 43.94 58.85 37.14 -- 4394 52.24 on sale Sept.-1-5 . and Original starting point must be 10th. 0SrYiJ 7 11...-..- . AUTO ROBERTS' ) ... SUPER SERVICE Opppsite Rpberis.HQtel . Phone 825 d 'R . Stopovers Denver, EFINISHERS perts. Pueblo and east thereof. Tickets at fares . In , Column "A" good in coaches only. Tickets at fares IruCalumnJIBl'.jjood in parlor and sleeping cars upon payment of proper charges aptherein.-.. plying - CnU on' locaT agent' for evhed-ules, routes and Pullman reser vations. City Auto Top & Painting Co.' 7 ; PHONE 848 " e,Pete-SCvo- ; B Jt rr In - . jl ' B J,S" 1 i NEto IP - to ' I t- HUtnvn Tiro i v aeuviH(,. Firestone'' quality assvTes more mileage and at eur1, Jow prices plus.,service you will lower tire 4Xts4 When our experienced men apply a tire, you will avoid! the troable and expense of pinched tuljes. As long asi fa nils, we service it, which assures you addiJ tional mileage with lower cost per mile. Come in today? BRIMHAJ-- L B LE, -- i M a Y-T- -V 1 1.1 - 4 y no Afi& 1 Tr if- warmSSr jfSwi. .. lefmlsh-r'-TT-funutarrr- s... ' Keep your car looking new. Our workmen? are all ex- repair and - f FOR PROVO We '' ' ' tIm I B " f ached-byjnidnlghtpct ; ' - irrt DENVER & RIO GRANDE WESTERN RAILROAD new - Til I THE WE, - In 1 fl? BACK EAST EXCURSIONS While numbers of planes scoured the air route between Buffalo and New York City for the missing Fahon that disappeared with Lleutenant- M. M. Merrill and Lieutenant Edwin Ronne, Mrs. Merrill (above) watted -foe- jrord. from. .the. flyers. Searchere found the! at Ctrrtiss-FieWrI-wreckage of the missing ship and the bodies of the men on a thickly wooded hill near Port JervlaTN. Y Ronne tabdveV-anMerrill ibetowl were flying the plane from Buffalo to New York fpr Colonel Charles At -T4nabergh, Who owned it i?SB''"'"wM(Ol 1 I . ROUND v ARROWHEAD ' i '7 --- your am an actor.' "JMaybe,' said the tattered one. JTll take a hot dog," Coppy cried. Then Coppy jumped and cried. slowly, 'that's your belief.' A great big fat one then was spied. "On, gee. the trainer has a task for me. I think I'll run and find chased into a ring. When Coppy's "Oh, that's the one I want," said he. him. He a surprise " nerve was finally jrojind, he hatr las "Put mustard on it, too. Just tuck it Je scamperedpromised off and left the rest tnem jumping all around. "See right inside a bun. To eat it will be to eat and eat and do their best to there." exclaimed the trainer. "It lots of fun. I'll eat this one, and have their hunger satisfied. They quite a simple thing.", then perhaps another when I'm icon were heavlnsf alghs. ' Back to the trainer's private tent (Clowny irules an elephant Jit the through." "Now, Just a "minute," Clowny wee Coppy very quickly went. "Ah, nest atory.) ;,; . -J I said. "Please get this fact right here you are," the trainer said. through your head. 'Twill cost you rTm.glad that you have come, ."'il just ten cents before I give you food very shortly turn you loose when to eat" Then Scouty cried, "Well, you can put a whip t6' use." When fix up three. I've thirty cents, as told that he'd 'train ' animals, It you can sec. To show you I am gen- strnck poor Coppy dumb, '' erous; this food will be my trsut." But,hS was game and "went along 'Course Coppy cried, "Hurray for when toki that nothing would gr you!" And Carpy added, "Yep! Here wrong. A tiger and a lloti boon were too." So Clowny fixed three hot dogs, and the Tinles had a feast "Mv goodness, these are .very &ood," said Scouty, "I am sure I could ARE eat more. "And Clowny .answered; "Floe,1 My sales will be Increased. READ THE STOEY, THEN POLOS THE PKTUEE3 - , Is L for example, : .vocation? The way the states are planting amazing to the Jar.:? health and pleasure try-- - - . ersPrize-fiehte- r 1 If you swim for - NEXT! Tunriey declared: : "If I had been .a great painter, I would have been metr women. Had f d men and d by a couple of I been a famous writer my welcome would, have been left to tep-whb In Smoking -- 1 science , prie ; red-heade- -- : T - New Glands for Old - lar-be- at One can't revisit them without Scenes of youth stone for i,he days that werertr brave, barefoot days of of Riv. William Orris Fisher, San thorns; scratched blackberry by bruisesrand"i)rowit Jogs. Francisco, Presbyterian:. "Yes, the after ice cream freezers and a stitfjarlor on a hot Sunday age is restlve.'V We are not "happy unless we are on the move, We are the Jiorsehajr sola noon, with Dad sleeping-o- ' tnot content to stop and think.Con- :fAh, them days! tontment isa .IBgt art.;: Jt . :, -- j, xuiscna timan, violinist: it a - return typewrite them on his ' - : ' ' 4 the office." With a sly poke at newspapermen in general, Mr. Rodger adds that the blind reporter "has never , smoked a cigaret, chewed tobacco, cused or played poker. : - .J :.. ,:t , 'Now we will let Mr. Peck ten ; He you something, about, his Work. . . ... writes: "The" Job I am concerned witn primarily is to get the nftws as tho I pould see and this .Is the way I '' go about It! ''My memory serves me well. A over gobd deal of my work is done reB i A the telephone. I believe I can member any telephone number I have ever called. In the morning it :;":": is convenient to call anywhere from 25 to 50 persons and getthe eneraL: lay of the ground. After this has . been accomplished I go on the streets, stepping into this place and then another, finding out thru con-- j versation what local and personalitems are available. Then the regtonleaJn-fo- r. Its attention. HV JIM MARSHALL "There Is a psychology in getting ijttP5fceTOnomlce4-;j-newspape,)r-.rthe jwsU31ooroypersons "will not talk. If you want a man to teir you ' ' ' porter. U .blind' and does most of his Bometiing you must get him In a Lwriting at night, in hedacfc;Ths, good mood, inake him laugh and he will talk. he aaves electric, current--- . n Tt is my opinion that I liave-aNow, we have found something to Interest newspapermen. Those-w- ho advantage: I can ask questions "own newspapers will be "happy to without appearing ridiculous, since learn of a reporter who does not I do not see and people are alwaysleave lights burning. Those who ready to explain even the most min. write newspapers will lie anXtotis to ute detnil. ," "Walking about the streets does know how a blind writer gathers news and acta it :dowiL.'.rr:: not bother me and I go wherever I . ' :"' ' -.nfiapper hear of "news?; RcpBrting is oneof . folk.' But we shall da trlnd to have the most delightful things I ever at-1 '.;;f:'1 you eit in. We will try to Interest Jtempted." you with the story of a young man badly handicapped, who not only EARTH GROWS COLD discounted his afflictionTbut actual. .Bowie, 'distinguished ly turned it into -dollars andjetntsfc-raction.andBatlsf goveffitflent wjientistj' has oied tfea--i who the .declarev ranks of those E. C. Kodgers, fi ne newspaperearth to-- be slowly growing cold. man and "director of journals in Some day, lik ehte moon, these men Provo and Logan, Utah, tells ys about the blind reporter. His name declare, .the earth will Jbecold and is Bramwell Peck. He has beeni our dead. however, Fortunately, 15 years. habitafcahhot be expected to freeze blind Mr. Peck writes for the Cache for .millions of years. ' Dr. Bowie believes that the earth Valley Herald in Logan. He has sent us a written by himself on began cooling off Bome billion and a the letter, typewriter. It is what we call half years ago, at which time the clean copy." temperature was around the boiling "good, we will tell you a little Jfirst point of water. Today, the earth's about Mr. Peck ; then we will print 1' surface will probably average about some of his interesting letter. 50 degrees, Fahrenheit The rate of he tn a Formerly, taught history Cooling, Dr. Bowie states, is about school. Tnen the "When Fellow Qne degree' every eight million asked him to do superintendent gome publicity years. I . ' work. He did, and this brought him , It will, consequently, require "so into contact with Leslie T. Foy, many ages to cool the earth to the When it's dark as all pitch, of the Herald., Finally publisher of science that point And you're stuck In a ditch; , Mr. Foy offered him 4 job as a re--. will, no duobt, by then, have There's no need to worry, ' 1 porter. oreleetftcalheating - Mr. Rodgers tells us: "Peck walks If yon phone us to hurry that will probably keep our descend- all Don't fuss, fume and swear, around town, guidiAg His steps ants warm,. You only wasto time when we by ear. He knows most people by should be there. their walk. He,.can .teUJ?y. .person's the person is. He Remember , our phone number. a voice after beingonce Jt may come 'In handy ome Room I introduced - and can remember time. You never can tell! . . "An actor," began a tall smoker, sorthihUe disappeared from view Motor Co. each time he blew out a mouthful TWO STATIONS of smoke, "was,- one day, visiting the Corner 1st West and Center - poor. . SI West Center " My good man he asked a tatIn the Automobile Business tered gentleman, "what is your vocfor 13 yeara ation?';:: ; "l'm a Presbyterian,' replied the pil'i that-ou- g - ft Pathfinder.'. TIP OF TONGUE Allan Hoben: names77 addressee and etatistfcs, and theft rounds, his on up picked to. ll . r generation of big mistake men made was to discard whlskr,4 We committed aoclal suicide 'With a fligh the razor. hot-do- n 'T ''' me." Tidbita eery ice station ; .:. . ; A1 gggL, Gathers LoganlNete m SIPS BEAT HIM TO IT "And when you proposed to her, did you tell her that you were unworthy of her? That always makes a good Impression on the girl," "I didn't get a chance. - She told "-- " "remodeled rf oin'1 HER.e.. - A WrtVFF -- j. te. Btx . ' Herbert Hoover recently walked around his "old home town," looking over the scenes of early boyhood, ' "Ha Qumd rnthor snil'i writes a corresponneni. Well,' it always IS father sad to return to boyhood's rememDers me, na vvx, tmcucc Rrpr. tine WnttuH nut. hv thfi trrals and worries oi aaun me v,oo One mourns to see that the. old swimmin' hole has teen .discarded ol he moimmfid-wel- l replaced"lya" concrete-pofor theisanitary fountain ; the bld'candy store Rhoved aside .and-whi- H ADDA dOM& ONE FOB GRANDMA "Bobble, Is grandmother asleep?' ''Yes, all except her nose." TWw Old Scenes Make Us Sad torn out to make room for the red iMtWBX : i ! N. Qunnar Rasmuaon, uitor and manager; R. W. Goedell, managing editor; N.' G Hicks, county editor; J. A. Owehe, advertising manager. w eUs !e ners on the elephants in the pa 4 f rade." - "I'm glad to learn that . Now know what 1 can do with" my hua- ha gets too fat to work.' Toungstown Telegram. ' ' ByTVilliamsl . that&e ' HUSBAND'S FATE "1" Just .heard'today that Circus men get $90 for the advertising bah' wS'theTe."-,athflnder.- carrier a the county, 48 oenU the month; Bubscrlptlon terme-- By the year In advance; by mail to the oo'jnty, fOO outatde aounty, s ;". . J5.00 '",'.;. : : , Editorial Telephone Business ffke, W; Society reporter, 107;, ra. bef on telephone p. room, 1208. If you do not receive your paper ' ' . 95 and a copy will be delivered to your realdenoe. V- : Blind-Newsf-ReporterT- ,'tAre you going to lake your maid with you to the beach (thl Ham ' T" ' ' mer?" "No, indeed. Last year the' one took became engaged .to the only desirable man in the place before my daughter' had' even ' discovered ' AOO. . r . Published fcy the Hei-alCorporation, E. G,Rodgera, president, at matter 6(J sk la W. &t, Pravo, Utah, dall Jfctred eeoond-clas- e assoat the poatoffioe in Provo, Utah. Member of the United Frese Jamaa the and iJ, ciation, NEA Service, Peine Editorial Service, ' ," ' Eerlppe Newspaper. WAY. OUT OUR Family Fireside Fun M -- ' ' PROVO EVENING HERALD,- WEDNESDAY; "SEPTEMBER 5,1928 f, PAGE TWO. -" ..iAlgjjffl rf riiiHbm t9--3:?J:- . BROS. MERCHANTS - i I 'I " - - ..' ; - A . J ' " j. J - Vmt |