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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, AUGUST 28, J928. PAGE TWO E THR HERALD . ' : THE OBSERVER ? Published by tha HefalJfcorporatlon, 0. C Rodger, president, at matter St, Frovo, Utah, dally. ;,JEntared f Meond-oUa- a at the postofflc la Provo, UUb, i Member of the(TdUd Press association, NXA Service, Palne Kdltorial Bervioe,. aad tt jamea G, .". Sortppa Newspaper 60 So. 1st W. ; i- By TalephoneaBuBlneaa; offlca,. W; Society reporter, 107; Editorial room. 1208. If you do not receive your paper befora p. ro. telephone 1, 084(1 copy win be delivered to your residence. . 4-- er $5.00 tS,00. the county, 46 oenU the month the year ta advance; by mail In the ccxnty, fiJSO outalda county, - ui wfcj- -' "irsrrt!-- ; tt t Tim N. Gunnar HasmUfton, editor and manager; R. W. Godell, managing C Hick, county editor; J. A. Owcas, advertising manager. editor; 9jc. It National - Crqilit Meny in assoiiblaKe Association-o- f at San has decided to go. into the miysing .bUrtines-aTThn issociation has been informed that, during 1927, "a but concerns entered 450,000 business, of new retail stablished concerns retired, through liquidation, or Credit MerrwiU appoint "clinics" in the larger , oi sick man Duswepsqa. , , s treatment ities, for xancisoo,.. half-nillio- bank-uptc- So,-th- r y. e . jje jjc liagnose thli.Ktantthgyf. t.; I'l I . I tvMT. l i'MSiy l.i 'fix. r-- f III Ml , K :..rr- ii lit II (7 - .Ab'r' 1 :: ( . , !' I ;. i T rTT , - h . elected Iron-hearte- d to the candi hard-boile- . ' 1.. .. .. woman. ... mr-- . , If It wasn't that I would be nice tad wishing a terriWe-fste--w would suggest Llndy as an ideal our youth might well enshrine, r - Bmith and jfqover seem to us very " much alike . Everyone for Himself ial practice. '.".'' ' I thought thru' the years I was following a con-e . sistent Ideal; I hadidopted Jeffecaoa aa my ikon and tried to vote that way; out, outsiae oi la oneite. i t aouDt it i cast my oauoi ior a iunaameniai uemo- ym Mf r Z 9. T nor Wil rml At anv limp? rertAinlv neither Hrvan ' son were Jeffersonlan. . a. You take any dozen honest. Intelligent 'citizens . today and ask them who they regard as the most typical great man this nation has produced, or adopted; If you find two who agree leaving aside the I will be mystic namea-o- f Lincoln " .and, Washington ; .,' ," , surprised. But no Frenchman but who will exclaim over the HIIX BILLY name,: and the thought, of Jean de Arc; yet the French are scarcely a dumb or uncyhical folk. J It' seems to me that we are like the fellows at the .tower of-- Babel; we suffer from a confusion of tongues and a confusion of ideals and a :.. . confusion of thought; we have no ikon, no messiah, no altar.. There are tens of thousands of good .people 'who regard Anthony, ?omstock aa our greatest American; there are millions who would select Mr. Volstead as our patron saint; lovable Gene: Sebg probably acquired fewer votes and more sincere reepeetrihaeed everi"love,' than any man slnce XlncomrbTit neither life orDeba wfU'r have any effect on this nation. .. The only preaidentw.e3avrfiarilnce CTeveland was" Roosevelt; and, outside Wilson, no other president reached the heights of popular applause thaf Teddy did; yet frequently we turned on Roosed velt and. as he was, this popular fickleness at times made a nervous .wreckoutqfhiin..jand he would scold and fuss like an. old ' ' jjc out-whic- had-bee- They do ,J not, said yesterday, this nation ts the only one that has no central ideal or personage about which to rally. So, aa a" matter of course, it follows that the voters are as quick to follow after" some new hero as , they are to later kick himy in the plus fours. ' ,1 am no better than-another citizen; l voted tnree times ror Bryan, each time with increasing distaste; twice for Roosevelt; twice for Wilson; once for La'Follette, and only Bob failed to disappoint me be- fore he died; I suppose that was because Bob died JBHHSBX HV IIBU A i.iiu vj tib rui iO , retailers troubles ; and, when 450,000 retailers quit, othr chah single year, it ia Yidf ni .. .,: a. roubles.7 A "clinics" treatment of an wUB&iailer:wiH cer t" same"no thanks (and " to contribute businegsrpros-, ainly be interesting,and it, may date, either) .. ;- :-:, ; ,' lerity, in general... - . in his daily stories, are his own. (Hill Billy's-viewnecessarily, coincide with those of this newspapetv-EDITOR.- ) Is years since vr f lihic . any . . candidate by hie politics we are reasonably sharp but .we have never been shrp'enough to distinguish "the difference be-- , tween one candidate and another in our early days we used to sit dbwn and try to figure candidate Ife!('cjtedrr would be likely to get us a raise in wages but all we ever got was a headache and after the election we ;. :r Fickle WorsfiiiP By Williams ' Al - , OUT OUR WAY Marshall This temple of thought has been very mucbTfhterested in a newspaper story that compares Smith and '. Hoover telling what' they eat and drink and smoke and wear and v read and like we had resolved before the story appeared to'vote for the one who' had blue- eyes-hu- t we see by the yarn that they both have blue eyes and so we shall have to find some other hook upon which to hang" oiir vote - BuborlpUo terms By carrier , ..-' I -- they areaboufof. an ageand Gov. Smith says that his stand On the 18th amendment ootn. smoke, cigars one golfs and Whatever troubles Noah had TKEl HOST BE AuflFOL FACE lvE" LOOUPO tNTt r Kind or sounds the commas and ndmi-iee- a the other fishes both wear blue, r ftsf jid Volstead law does not at all obligate Democratic Aboard his home-mad- e will make? crfeft, brown or gray sack suits . A PACE MOH COOl-&A2E AT ALLOAV, ; foF Congreaa to take a similar attitude. His creditor were left behind, and both say they like t.o',look And so old Noah laughed! Gov. Smith's great at baseball games Ki' wrrn Even a mother hippopotamua One., Rieht. and unavoidable. Pimples'. ' v.., .; and collect things as hobbles thinks, no doubt, that her , baby . MHET nOOH ALU ITS BEAUN AWAV- - mau.aMT.orr. ft12 wr m krvkc na mbarrassments. Bhould he become president, is jveryjikely - Eastern scientist has invented a hippo Is just (oo cute for words. of them wears spats as to the amendment andYol- - nor neither :o be a Congress "bone-dry- ," book that will talk Wonder what .'.'-.' tells Scots Jokes nor believes Art Shannon. . a to complete major- in mental telepathy nor as a matEXCLUSIVE NEWS .teadism, with enough "dry" Democrats ' ter or fact seems to have any vices '. riCTLRE! A . -ty for "off-sid-It; would not be the nrst congress containing whatever or. tne e Democrats to defeat the airas ;nough each seems to us the Derfert - democratic leader.- , .. Babbitt ify.s.-.-- i We hear that one of them thinks prohibition Is an experiment and Well the other thinks the nn mmik mii ir mriinnranirwinr inn "Curtis Dledires orompt farm relief" is the big heading gone wrong but whatexperiment's cither "of ' We once heard of a them can do about it (Copyright, 1028) , 2 . Jver the report of the Topeka meeting. other than talk is past our HowdyTTfolka! .7 1'toyT haUU mayor In a city not many atone J CnmoWwiv tin "r"""rf nntlv Hpf ined nartv Dlatforms as "nerman- - I ' uviiivwvm " Kill the umplreT Vhoonee! , comprehension throws from Provo express the -- over ' in for r been has Curtis Mr. Congress nt promises." wfe are hot 'at all convinced that ""Sfidiv TU big oilran, slide! opinion that lawyers, doctors and loot fViroa oa hi nnrtv'a IpaHpr in the Sen-- I anything SHOULD be done about Hit 'at or apple! Attaboy! newspapers are highway robbers. Zowie! What about the feUow who lends Uotte, and pledging farm relief all of the time. And he sus- it jn:w-.stbeing of the Invincible opinion tfA nf onlv imTortant r'rtrtl! Aetatao mnof money on automobile notes? Hitter vptfV .y mv w, v.allicu that anything that might be done , The Cavemen Tintic the and to able been have play the farmers arm relief measurethat about anything on earth second game for second half hon"Mrr Curtis' incumbency as a would make it Worse than trprobably 1st rtow Believe It or not, Maud Chin Chin et' through Congress-durin- g ors at American Fork Wednesday. Is a telephone operator In San . Sometimes in softer moments . anember of Congress. j we have half a mind to vote for We sincerely hope nobod'yhaa grab- Francisco. " ' The value of a nominee's personal pledge is always very Norman Thomas because he has a bed our favorite knothole at the ball the to has The Congress, fine president's Soubtful: face and a pleasant sort of a park. pledge getly The world would be a happier .. Approval and the U. S, Supreme Court. A statesman with nameand because we always adplace if a married man's bank ac' The above picture. snapped by! mired a fighter who didn't have a count would grow as fast as his . aver thirty years of opportunity ought to have something cham-" - Ashes tfrnnhen,'-Hu' in the world to win GooseStaff Herman family. Photographer to. offer. n the way of performance, rather than promise, to dus,-I- f but who kept on fighting just ' r grease, depicts a dramatic moment farmers. the same Tintic low, Jlowever, maybe a pledge is good political bait.-:fpexcessive Neurologist says at the piano In the game of - AND, LISTEN: . be We'll bust' Anyone who practice may cause mental disor- Cavemen. Park Wednesday. It shows! thinks that the election of a partieu-lar'ma- n ders." YesT we've often felt bur mind Jake Kline, Tintic's manager, standas president is going to slipping when we had to listen to It. ing at the wicket, ' ready to strike help or hinder any of us common Li'l Gee Gee refuses to attend with force and vigor at the spheroid folks very much Dr7"!5amuel J. iftwell.tpresident baseball games. She says they are FOG DISPELLANTS 1 Note ' to prospective suicides: ball which the (a burly fel i certainly more Imaginative too gruesome, .as fche understands Wait a few weeks' more." The mines lowj Is about topitcher ,no 1 In a recent aUtement the Weath- - of . ChiropfacUcAss'n.Li'there'a deliver quite swift than ,, men on die bases. the meat pie season will soon be here! ly. frequently r Bureau nolnta out that any en- - such thing as a woman with a per : .'' trucks a complete . , erprlalng. inventor who can evolve fect back." trucks . u a aucceaami tneinoa aispen iug cvlll make a fortune in short order, UcaO.0BT!BpclJi'KJcl)ama.has..yet satisfaction . . So ap- - ; tiundreda of attempts In the past been devised. When one la concoctaave failed and aa yet no real methpraisal its inventor will be In line od .to blow away or keep away ed, r for wealth. early devised. been has Dodge togs 4 Many treat minds have worked all buyers business tin this problem, particularly of Mey when fog has become doubly comes a -langeroua because of aviation's these trucks. Sir Oliver once Lodge hought he had made an electrical tiachine which would do. the trick . built by ut It failed In the test. Explosives ..They lava! been .unsuccessfully used In chassis bodies. are sold tiany places. Electrically charged land, dropped from aircraft, has tlso been tried. And once, even oil jifHisi.mamiiit iS Vas poured on a French river in ' ' In attempt to keep down fog. Air "" no -farming plans have proved - Vore successful. t In short, no commercially prac- -sixes. All . .... -- semi-colo- or summer broke out . some -- it : aVKI flva HePledaes . ua ii high-head- r ; mt J Ju:.. ..oo lt. vvn-njfc- e f st i- - at rTIPOFTONGUEfi SCIENCE : ; CQM PLETE THUCKS : we-ar- Complete line of e. mm are & vm M&i& ' HOTEt Will Your Key Open to work. Graham Brothers Trucks are. all' have ' and operating ease . ... on VA, l34 and 2Viton 4-wh- eel warm hcttpili-llcomfurt with Girax la eonneetloa. . Cf nd cifcltri. Roo,i, vf ' s KACH WITH BATH 92.00 and $4.00 J. II. RAVBU1N, Gen. Mgr. It? ... The snap - of six cylinder acceleration and the safety of brake decelera. Four speed transmission tion Ik 4C( brakes.- - Six 4-wh- eel cylinder power . . . ; Six cylinder speed . . . Six cylinder flexibility SALT UAKK CITY, CTA Ctxn BMt On" of Salt hutelb, htr sucata find rvrry GLENGARRY They complete, ready by one dealer Newhouse Wednesday, Aug. 29 one manufacturer and - Will Soon Be Solved MYSTERY TRUNK DANCE - .... complete owner .. runs public of Graham Brothers Trucks, built by Brothers. And from keen men in lines steadily increasing 1 demand for - THE MYSTERY ... mtt trucks. Let us showyou the exact she and Xtype for your business. Drive it . . . . Compare it for price, for value, for appearance, for its ability, to do your work and make you money with any truck you ever considered U7 VY good value. I?m. PROMPTNESS, EEFICIENCYZI CLEANLINESS - 'COUKTESYS jt; Willi ; ' i j. i ' Wfe v $66S (memortjmls fliak erer l .1 J i- Guaranteed against manufacturing drfects witiwut limit as to . , - I, - . MERCHANTS EXPRES? 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