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Show '' p'l PROVO, EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, JULY 5, 1928. PAGE TWO r OUT OUR WAY .THE-HERSL-Dt: PARENTHOOD Published ty the Herald Corporation, p. C Rodgers, president, at matter 50 So. 1st W--. Si, Provo. tytabi dally. Entered as second-claat the postoffice in Provo. Utah. Member qtjb United Press James Q. claUcuiirtO Senrica, and t . T Scripps Newspapers. By Williams! f1Mou'sA vou Keep LARD 14 ONE $TnVCALL AXLc. '..-- offl9e, 85; Society wporter.TlOtj Editorial not receive your paper before 0 p. nx telephone do 120aJ. If you room, . 95 and Copy will be delivered to your residence, r ew "Telephonea-Buein- f-t- " t5.oo. ' i- ; "'"r"'"-'- c7 7.77 : N. Gunnar Rasmuson, editor and, manager; R. W. Goodellmanaglng editor: N. C Hicks, county eaiior; J. a. uwens, savem-iu- g uuua. the P.-- ' A. T. ' AMD 0AViKia POSMOlf? ONE IS FUUU.OF.LiM6 ? A Wi-I-UH-- - X 540UU0 Uvjv" VOO'D "YkltkWtfcJ 7 POU.ii; I t--'i vr"t ..... I . ,r-- . - S 'EM AuuoP.1": VNfcuu F nwS I 1 KMOVM 0AR4, i WAS4 E.R ce. A S0M. :t jg " wonaaistress. " - 1 -- -- iscover ' a mm er and-4ow-n, : ' - likely.- - -- ' ': - ,:: "' T'--- j,,,, , , ,i M, morsel hia sharp eyes spied U a d hand took sunburned, it gave the- - vine a gentle pull disclosing a dozen more rtpe ones-hid- ing, under .the leaves he followed jthat vine to the next repeating the performance getting every ripe one from where it hid and going THE OBSERVER " ,Sr - III TPT,U srCAt.' FNE FooT tWTU.aMTOf., - shelf. oF classics. TP St This Date in Our American History Son shamefacedly ; came In for dinner at dusk; daughter asked: "Where Hi niy tennis ball?" ' ; -Son saldr I lost your old ball." JULY 8 Daughter said: "Toit- got&Tgive, 1747 Birthday of John Paul Jones, me fifty cents for that ball." ' naval" hero. ' Son said: "All right, all RIGHT!" 1785 Congress established a stand I told son later t "A fellow has to ard dollar. pay for his fun without squawking." 1837 Texas sent an ambassador to He said: "I. know, thatj daddy, " Washington. but I was trying to save for sister's political convention to use the name "Republican" met In Detroit Philippine General RpUaPrtit- no surrendered to II.it trnhnu General Federation of Wom en's Clubs In convention In San Francisco refused to en dorse woman suffrage. 1901 1912 ' ter the fundamental law of, charity; say, maybe t may. What a snap parenthood Is from the viewpoint of the prunes and the prunellas. at the berry-staine- - at hotel for you If you want ft ' T nodded 1 SCIENCE 1 Annually," the growing of Uncle Sam's, winter vegetables In Mexico become more'teftportaat The past few cold seasons have seen an in creasing importation' of. tomatoes peas, melons and green "peppers and ' the future of the growers who "kewsitem 77r times of the year promises our southern neighbors a steady income for their products. In the, California tornato market, ! the Mexicans have made greatest progress. Last year, several hundred thousand- boxes of . tomatoes were loaded at ' various Mexican ports for export to California. Practically all tomatoes survive the hot six day trip ty California, ports and BONIfA Joe Bungstarter says the greatest LH Gee Ges says the favorite in- danger In talking back to your wife door sport in most families Is listen- Is that she might hear you. . . . , ing to daughter hand a fast line to her sweetie over the telephone. Art Shannon.' 777 V. si TODAYand SATURDAY in "THE . LAST ...... AL JOLSON in TIMES TODAY v AGENT" STRAND and went back to the J AL HOXIE ROAD 6 o'clock to membership. mously spe- cialize" In 'these products, in Mexico, now "Seems assured, pur demand for good vegetables at any -- and all "THE JAZZ SINGER" BILLY" DOOLEY COMEDY and NEWS and -- i t1 TONIGHT AND SATURDAY bank , . t Comedy- - ' ' "That's Dick" the banker -grinned aa I told him "And he Life! BULLbanked $3 this morning that he (This" column is guest - conducted earned yesterday" BIG . He pulled a card from the casa by Ed of KOMO. from 'way up 4n ;entothfl.iiejOjrin --And the tilled M. pall J. rapidly the mountains. dollars '"Twenty-fiv- e i with , ' when it was full he stood up gave season and a hundred already this ib i m. and nin- eAlice White Ut to a' little nearby a quick glance about than covered last yearhell have your berries 7 Hardy BILLY BEVAN . town the other day and wheamy up the full pall with a f ernf rond for you when he said and they'U the" the of talk a, and on Jowly subway, went and guard today . Yesterday bus) p ess was done-- I strolled out a be the best you ever saw know what the noise was all MADELINE town even didn't HE and -- r"We all want them HURLOCK road behind a bunch of kidrf a he's fine ' d You must jsee Comical Chester Conklin rush-in- g loaded 'with burttets and" deter- ""Don't you ever forget where uses his .head which is about! set It?" I asked in surprise mination for blackberries were you more than the rest do" . through a maze of perfectly amazing merriment and he grinned again "Naw1 ' - -JFipil with snappy Alice Whie adding the romance ! A COOL PLACE IZ1.S, I smiled at their kid talkas I know just where I left If I kid picking berries a watched : close or did I see a listened unobtrusively they were "Why do you pick here--s- o -: industry-beginn- ing of . captain COMEDY NEWS TO REST r his long climb to the going about two miles away 1 found to the houses and how did you Then behind us I spied an- discover this place anyway?" I top of the heapr r other"" tad all alone with four was fuu cf questions , buckets and I forgot to watch the "Everybody thinks '. the other herd "" . ' follow picked here" he grinned I stopped beside the road and "and they all gowhere thev hlnk BABY SHOES ' 2 FOR ONE , tot my "Hello" I got such a sun tne other fellow didn't ao J come and I look .to make sure ny, fnbthy' grin as 'only a along Arid soft sole slip-- : and I get the berries and thoy get Buy, one. of our sur- wrrTfpTiTWg . a Jong .walk" he chuckled to $1.00 nrisa rjackasresi. 2.V. And about'a hunflt-evalues pers, yards Tar-th'U- -r FOR "How" did you learn to follow on he jumped the fence Into we will give you rJand , only Saturday a Tern Infested pnsturo and I those vine like you do?" hie lone free Saturday brown hands never stopped a mowatched him combing every-In- ch ' SA-TURUrA50c Pair"' . ; " ' ' mentas he said ' t systematically S followed "A fcUcr how crow learns there they "Finding if he keeps his1 eyes open while many?" I asked nd after one ,hc picks and the finest, nicest ber-sharp glance at my city clothes SEASON'S-LATES. . ios grow in this shade they don t he decided to be friendly",-'T "Yep, a , few" he returned 4; "car heavy but they are berrie- s. BOW TIES . then while E.watched and said not nubbins' "Will you sell me that bucket SUIT CASES nothing he demonstrated how .to 3 ull?" his voice clouded a bit . get 'em without loafing ; - . C1 ' broadnewest ' "It's Men's styles, flfj & promised then he brightenIn large and small sizes. :; Hera was a glossy; blacky luscious ed a bit "Buti'D. have a bucketful cloths and prints. . Only . , . . . V I iWU i . ,.. . . ?2.00values . . V liUU By Jim Marshall . well-know- 1 Riga cablegrams inform that Trotzky is in good health. This is news. Reporting Trotzky dead wouldn't be news. .V ,., ii ... .,. . mm ' Observe how the Turk performs during earthquake. At the first "jigger,1 every man throws himself flat, where-evhe is, as a-- matter of showing respect to Allah. Then, if he considers himself a the quake bounces him up to side, it signifies rotlced side from ganeff Bui7if1ie"i4 that the good anrj. mighty Allah is after some other fellow. 4 Superstitionrof course. -- But, the Turk feels that, when the AH Wise, All Beneficent gets after him, there's nothing birthday." Doggone; what's a dad going to save superstitution left; do? Slip the boy four bits?.: That what I want to do, but it gets thi ProhibitioirTiational convention at Chicago, July 10th., lad nowhere; maybe I can teach son law of retribution; will also declare for support of the Constitution, it is thought later Jt may be able to teach daugh' . mys-terio- os : It Shakes -- , night-watchm- - When . p, er to" . r; . . no other the great purpose. Maybe, Hoover "What'sthe matter, conceived and carried out therplairfor feeding hungry British "I lost the ball.' in were all. we low cost But, and the alliap. at it, farmers, I boosted son up on top the roof urbanites all. Guilty. Senator Reed t Black with the guilt to look in the gutters; I clawed thjstle and dandelion; but at dark .of not caring how we hurt ourselves, so long as the infamous we bad to give It, up! we couldrTt 10 was down, doctrine that Might is Kignt find the tennis ball.' put down, stay i. They gave with both hands, their gifts be devoted ' t ; und to thft bark kj aon we of the house and played ante-ovon the roof; later I emerged from my paper to discover son pawing in the weeds of a nelghfior's lot i' -- 1 "' ..-- ' ''i , J l ' Joe Bungstarter says it was a TrpographlcaI errors .continue to real Independence. Day for him. His make life worth living. A Now York :' ' wife's gone to the country. paper spoke of "Indiana's thirsty " $ delegates to the Democratic ctfnven- MYSTEUY WOMAN BAFFLES '' .' ' view."' DOCTORS!, ;. ' Our Idea, of-- tough Job ii to be a '. This Is Mrs. "in' the Arctic re- Ambrose Grease-cugions, where the nights are six whose c " case is months long. "1 1 now being studied " :.:;:..:':!. You can't tell by the rave-ma- n t by - psychologists. line he uses at the off ice, how much Mrs. Gxeosecup-l- s a man whines when hja .wife"makes said'to be the only mother of small him wash thedinner dishes at home. i boys in - Provo ' who does not tufn I LEGAL NOTE pale every ttme ' . This Is cracker explode. Henry W, n Sardine, that-a- a Provo Joe 'attorney, ,Be who was disbaired la suing ' Minnie Brunette for dithis week for vorce in Chicago. Yco, gentlemen conduct. Mr." prefer aw, vbu saw It ' ' ' 'T.F?.JU.l 1 Sardine flouted the V most sacred conventions of the law A Ford coupe, reported lost last when he tried a find a ready marked at all times, September, was found In case for two hours yesterday vhen local production-- ; Is climatic- - a hole between the bricks and the in superior court ally impossible. rails at Second West and Center without once sayby workmen repairing the car ing, "Your honor, I Pid Purdy,. who is playing a nice tracks. object to this testi game for the Reds this year, bemony on the longed to the Chicago White Sox At a secret session of the Poison grounds that It Is Incompetent, imojKse but wasn't tlKiught muck of. Ivy club Monday evening,, the man material acd irrelevant!' 1 t : who invented near beer was unani': Photo by Judge Martin M. Larson. elected ed r wa:nA ".J n.kf . 11 II T . Ti 41114 aii oiiierjBiemt-niaas iney sacruicea, demand than that with . . . ". City people Cf.lebrate the Fourth ' ' ... Ira-cr- e. of-th- e among-4he4l,rotnr- . til , FOUBTH OF JULY Forty million motor cars ' , Hitting sixty-- f iveJ It's a wonder anyone's on earth alive. " I'ft Potato salad by the ton, Crackers by the load, Ninety Tnillion drtnks of pop Alongside every road, Oratory in gurgling streams, Millions shout: "Hooray!" And Ifs thus we celebrate - - Independence day. " - . Some men observe the Foujsjh by taking a day off. .And some it by taking c finger of. ,3 ' I ,Copyrlght, 1928) loud folks! That noise Howdy, yon Just heard wasn't a f acker. Gee It was Just Gee popping her gum. . i rl " becomwsr a war profiteer. There was. no thought , ; t -u a . . of jTiryMV"gohHHt mto the country., it by Country people celebrate ' ' coming into the city. 7 a father, do 4iot the simplicity in this chore of doing Justice and )ove to my chil- ih.'w Rpnatnr fa-Pthat, during the war. Hoover fixed and lowered prices op American farm products forthe benefit' easily discover. ""v" : ' For Instance: Last Sunday I was ',. of British and the allies. In; town and son took, Any politidankwho.seeIc3 to. make .party capital by' refer- tennis racquet and a tennisdaughter's ball and ence to what waa done during the; World War oughtj tbt prev- played by himself on the lawn; the and son must iously, make(a close study of the war details. Hoover is able wife is in the ward and play by himto make his own pled to Senator Reed's indiqtment; but, 'About stay ' on a Sunday.. rest of us will have to plead guilty. self a hundredmillions took' another racquet and son 'J was:' nnd I tossed balls to each other unWhat element, fanner or cityjman, fisherman orminer, considered, in those awful "days, when Europe bad to have til I was winded and then I settled paper. our f6od, at any rost in order to fight?. We went through down td the Sunday "Oh, sister, come on and play!" wheattess -- meatless, sugarkssrweeks, that Christian cTfiBaF shouted son. -- ation might survive; and, not one fanner in bur millions Sister had her nose buried In the because thenational obstemlousnesa prevented-hi- s Sunday lesson and replicdr "Not com-Blam- - vnu 1 . CAWE, ,.. BUT I, a L A V - MAVCC umc J A .. ... r i HORRORS' H.FTTrKL Raising children is' a cinch; all a father has to do is to follow the aapient 'advice- - of some old maid school worker; of some senile prune of a professional Juvenile judge; of some woman's club, .lecturer; of Laame smart third vice president-o- f '' ' '. ' -- A - By carrier in the feouhty, to cenUrthCTtfoHtSf year In advance; ty mail In the county, KM outaldt county, "ttiSbmxton terms the DIFFICULT (Hill Billy's views, In his daily stories, are his own. They do not, necessa rlly, coincide1 with those of this newspaper. EDITOR.) 1 By HIIXY BILLY ! 15.00 M it X OF ri i ss tT . 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