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Show JVSE20, 1923. PBOVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, fAGE TWO OUT OUR WAY RUSIE'GHDE THE HERALD Published by the Herald "OfpotmOof. X. 1st w. at,' noAsTrtih. iuAr. to rr-- w. VtalV at fee po-f- Oc C -.--re so bo. DY WILLI AH'J ieident. at n. - Rodgera, MESTCIES s--au MbrfttiCP Tepboa-ul-- as TT you cfflM, M; Society reporter. WT; Kdttortol taleptooa to not reeerr your paper pafor .... tw-B- NTc-nn- aor; " f WfWi h cou.tr editor; H. C It the recent t!. a P. A-- BY BOX BUXr Occasionally these hard hitii bore ma. and when they d I run away and bant up old Mister Neptune he's another hard guy. Last week t got fed up oa this hill staff and ambled into town and told the wife to pack her toothbrush because we were going to the seashore; 1 never go ta the beaches during the "season." I hit the beacheselther be- I ere or arxer me swarm or Minn and society prunes; and snostly I seek oat beaches that nobody else raree about; aye I know a few . the h. RasmuSba. --Jltor and ar Blur's views. In his daUy stofiea, are his own. They do not. wsssrlly. coincide with those cf this newspaper. EDI TOR- - . HUI R-- Owen W. Oood.ll. managing advertl-l- n. ,na-g.- c. All AhpaA conation mt , Kansas CKytaitodto deserted. Anyway, Lit and the wife and myself took a couple of days off and the three of us found a beach that v ihiw Vmllfrt .to nominate Lincoln in lpou, la anlaue; unlike t t .ar anything J ever : met up with. Brth of .Ctwt nomination, M It is called umurlng Beach; aver yv- hear but it took .seven vote to , ninile ot R? ' .t ... ui ballots, .of a I M P.- Rpconu.. Willi to uninji.-- s It Is not bit of This "beach" on won . i,. . -t ,,Bt;i thp fourth. , Harrison beach at all la nestled between, ' and on the firs H '92. . McKtatej high, lonely, rocks cliffs and vot-t firtime th. he es n.c ledgesf this beach is formed -man both limes, ana bo was one-ballvolcanic pebblee from the slat tino-hMjCoohdge of bnt took ten for i...iv-k. of your head to tiny lltUe marbles; ' west on the first nothing but loose, hard, black vol , ....,,.. rtian iH Vuo-- wid ana. .nana. canic stones. When the tide comas ballots is considered la It Juggles these metallic, sonor, some. Any man nominated under fifty ous stones together, it rushes them ..... not" quite regular, ;,A through lava channels. H heaps them against basalt cliffs; It teases them, and it spreads them; 'and these b g and little ringing stones. : ; ! I tolnl; :;,, naiiaj . "i eihth it . h : tltJnat l r TREASY Washington, D. : . C . .. .... Jane 7, 1928. . . .v m- , - " The Bureau of Internal Revenue i, pleased to1927 the year form yoi that your income tax return for Jias been xamined and ia considered to b correct a, submitted. subne-wseappreciate that Should would materially information be received which U,0nrt.i.mountreDorteLthe Bureau is obliged under , , existing laws to redetermine your tax ability. ". . Respectfully, D. II. BLAIR, St . ; . Commisaioner." .' - Doubtless, very many,Tut not all of the individual have Teceived the same felicitations. - So utterly unautocratic expected, too. Ordinarily, one would expect from if officialdom something like this, anything: astonished J ."The Bureau of Internal Revenue is perfectly for 1927 correct, for ininat voi have got your income return ' ' the first time.. . . of "HowHer, should evidence perjury or stupidity be received, later on, the Bureau will properly soak you." j Mr. Blairjs, evidently, a most courteous and refined public servant, lie could gracefully feed honey to a sick bear, or child with raw cod liver oil, arousing only dose a ' J , , . the pleaaantesKemotions. ;, : . . . . nt '. - . tax-paye- i During the political excitement, you, probably, overlooked the fact that the airplane carrier Lexington broke .all. ship speed records, on' her trip to Honolulu 1442 miles . .'. in .48 hours. .. . SCURVY CAUSED BY LACK At. ; U . ready-to-serv- , . . This Date in Oiir arnerican History Kit r i mnwrr i nrsjii i - i W L Y ia . vv T y O -- H 1 V. ' A - vm . " MM aw. . W ff - C V ' non-existe-nt - - IpOK AT YOUR la Germany.. Thl. tinu fo tree coloring a scheme which iroralses to furnish d 'umber In future. First experiments are lust being made in this country. A number of small hni. bored near the base and in the roots a tree to if be colored. Then a dye is fiung above the holes ind tubes used to carrv dJ In them. As the sap spreads the tree. It carries the dyethrough along, coloring the wood thoroughly. The vacret of the new nrooeea la in the composition of dye The plan has beea tried before but never successfully, because the dye was alther not fast or not adapted to absorption ajr the tree. fio isrm Is done the tree itself bv the The coloring doeent show through the bark. I I Oewsld W. rok- t pie has Just beea t I V . . I 1 t " juet aa-aoanead lila stew plana which are destined to startle the animal eraok- lodaatry. Mr. Bardiae declares esettud aa fcener-ar- hsreafter every aalanal the Polsea try (tub, " Mysterkiaa ttrh Begree. hv aid ft the aaay rha thbiat ft a Wg joke at picaicw - i, Everyone Else Doeg QUALITY Shoe Rebuilders 208 West Center "Real Service" uiiil nc 1- - tne ro I . - TIP OP ' Do-tro- - . Senator Takashashi, S3, ouciiuiisinieir Japan's Grand Old Wan, visitors: "It makes us 'happy to think it was the American people who first opened out doors to Intercourse" with the Western world." Henry Ford: "I don't think statesmen have the prestige they used to have.' L Dailj to September 30th Literal KHm Ltal Like New veea 1 9 Karrata Oeteaer Hat Your Choice of 3 Ways to California, the Northwest and Relam J "i a MstrBrfl The vide tleelt ta a i ' "" fsatare at fmmr varatlsa. Take - 1 ' flnr wash and polish ' - jelreWe law tapaa 4Mtast al taaae tlaaaialr law ahee palala. 'i. Las aa - -- Tt raaefi aa z rtaea aaa awrtlaad av viae vseaa job is the best to be had in town. We can make your old car shine like new. et Lw Xeawalce Ptiir Omaha Kansas Chlrsae - ,; ,.. , fff , ., 4 f Reead Trip t, New York N.v Orleans tttt.dftt tt U 14. Rnxtnn 14J l 1te.lt WaehlSgton aalu C. H. Funk Depot Ticket Agent Phone 312 Prove . Agent Phone 315 Provo Corner 1st West and Center S7 West Center ' tarlbae lata Vae C. H. CODY, TWO STATIONS , . f a Aa) HJ A"7M ! A ' prapue aad Itetara s. " t.aa Aaaelea. satara via Tellirride Motor Co. j "v In' the Automobile Business In Provo for 13 Tears. ' The Overland - Roirte ready-painte- Automobiles painted .with Acme Quality Proxlin Lacquer Enamel have all the lustr-e,' beauty and attractiveness of new cars. Fenders Repaired, Welded, Painted . ' Phone North Third West . 571 t Welding Oxy-Acetyle- ne ' 1253-- W - - Provo . ENJOY YOUR SVff.T Anb livery 5 fxissanjer tov ejr? 80 You'll enjoy the feeling of sifetyyou get while swimming in our pool, where ' you know the water is pure. ' - ; The only pool in Utah County with . chlorinated water. 'It's Safe to Swim At , . TIMPANOGOS BUS LINES E. B. PARRY. Rep. 1S9 West tenter ' PROVO Phone 730t ' jf ' - Regular trips to Provo Canyon, Geneva, Tlmpan-Offo- a Loop. , i ; ' We Go An jwhere In the Scenic West MOVI N1 VAN " HARDY TMAMSFKR Co" forTenriany time. ' Are You Moving? Careful handlinu of your furniture 1s worth 'more to you than the price of the hauling job. CAREFUL HANDLING IS OUR WATCHWORD Let us figure 6n your long distance hauls. . Hardy Transfer Co. ISO South 1st West Phone 148 y af meaiber salt eracker prodaeed by bis faotottra m fhe augaf bowl iftdpat the sugar- - la win be absolutely front pedrigread the salt ertlar. i . stock. "I ' ' We don't believe JJt, tmt'ths TONGUE it John Barleycorn may have bean News rnorts a mnuntrfln Mill CaWa Ceohdge: .The foundation auieo oy ine lain amendment, but down South which has a whistle to of enlightened civilisation. In gov- they've certainly been holding a i sail the lianas to work. ' lively wake over the corpse ver ai ernment, rn society and la business, alnoa. J . Jtw sk.MM , restson religion." mt WeU clean ap your oar, Make the whole family glad. Our work's above par, The beet to be had. SHOES! Jdo v 1 ' V .aaaaawaaawaanw - -- mood. Mr. Sar- - old time. KEN'S PAINT SHOP Another m airy-head- . SCIENCE Tj0f fZ-I- 111 a.- iiovoKtp mr poison tvr CXfB . mmmw. hraee Baseana, 9e animal crack. r king, la a ea - Bun-yan- - it lis 7 , " rapher i -- " i thought . Just to show Billy that we are not the bird he thinks we are and we'll bet we can get in deeper thought than ha can anw sum-merg- - i ' -.' .' 4- TV . " Some summer dsy we are to throw the tvnewriter nut Afgoing 4h. window and go down to the ranch ana just spend two weeks in deep ' , i Jag Two." t .1 that But when It comes to thinklnr we must oppose Billy's vain boast! witn ail the power we command which Is practically and we should like to challenge our opponent to a thinking match-do- wn on the Hill ranch some warm dsy this summer It is our habit awhile thinking to drink long draughts of hard cider and then closing our eyes lir back In the shade amid the clover and feel the wind sephrying along and we will bet a cookie we can think longer and hardea thl way than Billy can. More In sorrow than In anger ws feel there must be some sort of a dignified reply to the foul asser tions of Hill Billy. who desecrated this Pillar of Platitude! yesterday with offers to bet us that ha did mors physical work In a day than we do In a week and more effective reading(whatever that is) In a week than we do In a month and more thinking in a minute than we can accomplish In a year. T '' wt Far 3t - V ttm. m tetus will send us to sleep quicker than the Congressional Record we did once stagger thru Juvenal but it Is our recoUection we did it on a bet or something. By Jim Marshall K 1 TWaw af tt. ia was A rr) t-- Whea -! Xo-A- THEW K1E.V.ER COME' BACV THE OBSERVER Wa ' ' iii-i- isS w W It -- 'V ' . ' Caryess The 'trouble with farming la that . when there's a good enarket, prices 'A tadio voice Is said to bej are low. and when the prtceo are one good of the prime requisite of a high, there's no crop. presldeatial candidate. How about nomaiatinf Gratis r ateNamee? If aeJltfaaaas ka isi aaa Ml f araalag they Save the lynden Tribune: Look saaek eat as If Bert fcaa the presidency won waJla gtvaa either Al or lit. , tew kotaerf . Whatever traaates Caw did aava Thomas Edison say the world "Neath Edea's skira. should be run entirely aa a rnachlne tie aevar aad a saaay raaadnsa So do the politicians. . Only they - To bake hiss ' ' appkpiea! think the machine ahould be run on gas. W can aiw.ys tell when It Is really hotft's when we cant XX CAPTAUTS the'" inayonnaaM from. the v AMERICA butter. eMaff ". . WmM: "V ; iiui: ri'i' 'A All saadwichae ware served. aesaetaiag far Wei, abey aalgM petet a af goad redacts far eto I .x-- . the physics! labor Concerning part of it WeB have to admit that BIBy's right -- we cannot hi our most reckless moments assert that we have ever i . . jrrvK ta 1783 Congress adopted the' great beea a hound for muscular exertion mainly because It has seemed so seal of the United Ktat 1819 First steamship to cross At easy to get thru the world without ' lantic from America reached It and a It ho we have at times visLiverpool. 1887 Alaska sold to : the United ited gymnasiums we have always shuddered at the violent exercise States by Russia. for no pay at all 1889 Rhode Island, by popular being performed throwers of mediby sweating vote, rescinded nifihlhltinn 1813 Theodore Roosevelt announc cine balls and perspiring manipudumb-bell- s. lators of ed that he would accept eitner Republican or ProHill Billy has us on effective gressive nomination for presireading too dent he's a great old hand to e In Sophoolea mingle with Mrcu! Aureiiusclueter-wltl- t Elfe The Bobher Shop ero and bustle around with s John and Paul and he once The oldest osrber in th atin read John la two days thus winitlll finds a man mnpalfmnv wti ning ths first Bunyan derby but uncouth and uncultured as vanU his hair slicked klnda down nd up, tike a barkeep or a clr-- we are we are free to admit that -Socrates always bores us to death, us acrobat. , ; Blorriv. ths mantcim, wh V.A and that two of the maxims of Epic- rib broken by being hugged not wisely out too well, says she at 'east has reasons to ha thankful 'hat the ambitious boy friend wasn't a necker. Two heads are bettor tVm MfsV Is especially, true of a bass drum. - suspedt the existence' ot th& disease In patients seen In the routine of practice. Dr. George C Bhattuck, who lias Investigated the records of the Bosmen common for Tear axo It vaa ton City Hospital and the Uasse-rhusetfinds and In prlaont to auf-t-e General Hospital, In that the first case of scurvy seen extensively with scurvy. ta emaciation iiM&M there In the latter hospital In an adult ETtfainivfrom the ruma, the devel- - was In 1891. and that the first case on the limba. seen m an Infant was ID 1900. opmcSS.'.tilooi apoU weakneaSk5 other tymptomi aer-- Altogteher, SS cases Of scurvy re ioua enoitBTts produce tkaath In recorded In the records of the two , i ; t Bom cases. J Institutions over a period Of many It was found early that to feed- years. ing of fresh vegetables to persons It Is Dr. Shattuck's belief that suffering with this condition result- the sophistication' of our modern e ed In prompt recovery. diet, the use of preserved and Modern knowledge indicates that articles of food, and i the' to associated with the development of dietary fads, with ths disease lack of a specific substance, vitamin emphasis on pmillar fads, are likeC, from the diet, and that, the pro- - ly to bring nbnut an increase of vis ef this vitamin through ths J scurvy, .ixtrtiruliirly. among the une or orange juice, tomato Juice, or poor. , : , Is r mnsj if ruit - Juices win bring about - He report unettl omrt which occurred prompt recovery. under hi obseIn order to prevent scurvy It Is rvationone.rrcntly an Infant whose ntoth-- , Innow customary to provide every er omitted orange juice from the fant with orange juice or other fruit diet when the cadd - was ttine juiees early la life, and to continue months ot .age; another a woman uCh, feeding until the child grows who had been attempting to support upf herself under diffioult conditions, Because the average diet of and who had subsisted on a meager Americana to likely to contain a diet without any fresh fruits; an- gooa peal or viuunln C under ordin- - nther. a woman with Indigestion ry circunmanees. it nas not been Who bad not been able to eat weU customary for physicians even to for several years. '. i nwtvx - H . of vrrAr,mi c m diet BY DR. MORKIS FISHBEIX Kfltor Joornal f Um AmorioM Mdlcal AaMctotioa and of ; (via, Ui Mith SUffwdM every men a different note, and, atandlng on the cliff above It all you get a harmony, while down below, with the aea oaves behind you for a sounding board, you get 1 lit I net notes every time you turn ill oar. I discovered that llttlo "beach," and some day I am going back In the full moon and build me a big fire of saK driftwood la an ocean cave and stay there all sight, let ting the ocean and the heart of the volcano talk to me. la It a bathing beach T .' It certainly 4s not, thank God! rs , v"t IW 1 Ton Street If anything fan equal the courtesy and kindliness otthls, In ths rushing tide sing Ind shout and sigh and wtoper and laugh; it jas noi yei amveu u fcj4m a quarter mile of singing atones, , DEPARTMENT, . J,. . ; rs. ,.J i . ' . ' . i an aba Coaajre w Jlviuii. ot . jr tr&zz-- - beaches that, even la August art t lJJ i 1 i Today's Fable: Once uoa a tins rthere was a picnic at Wi.K-- b no stuffed eggs, potato chips or ham jCopyrght, 1928) Hewdy. folks! The fcepabB. ta party has pledge! tsseaf OeilJiU thft iibrldrJH hare anewczcJ finer motor ccr M1 mr S f ft- - r ,., . ' 1 1 f i |