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Show PEOYO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, MAY 24, 1328. , TO HZRALD " H wukjs j'm' . C Rodgsra, president, at Qorporatiaa. nnrt nl assaults Utah, Ufly. EnUred as Member Press United the Vlab. the pomcac U Prove, talks. NEA gervtoe, PftlM Edltertal Senriee, and Ue Jesses HAd PuhUabed by 0 So. 1st W, feC, lro, it u -r lU-n- CJeJo. AitoQ.W, jng -- Uor and manager; -c-, " i rje Success of Failing : By Creia ToP HtS AC?rA6Tt, Brf CROMOr MAMAQCR Chen's wswHERs we iife)f VSQVJHlkl ; rt-- , "Honesty m4 perseverance have failed. i TUC3 rr A. - R. W. CWeO. m !j.'tULU :"... -w A PUFF. - count, minlftf. "- TAKE. O M e Ase riches CAT" AN1 - K- A' Wi-H-r- TUG. CiARK Wlt-- O offlc. Tatepho- p- Basin room, IX. If yp 4 sot rKtiv JPur PP Mfon . ; i idsnnO M and s copy wffl be. dalrrere U T " ' Li , gubscriptioa Unns By wrrtar In the county, tf eenU the month; to ndraaae; by nail in Uw count, WJO outakis county, fSJO ' BY WILLI A113 WASHINGTON . a MT; Editorial m. UtofdMM cep-rt- er. ; - OUTOUIIWAY " 5 Intelligence college pro- - Thus and decency do ngt always succeed. feasor of Dhilosonhv. wallowed-etThe 7 thought ehould beamplified,-i, i gulp. i Hohesty, perecveaace, intelligence, and decency never fait A man with all these qualities tnay not reach the mark at which he aimed, tout aucoeaa u ma, u ne una given wie very best that wa in him. Ethan Allen, with the hangman's noose about his neck saw that he had failed only in not bavin r mnn than hia all to rive to his country. . 6b greatest lesson on success, as well as one of the greatest on finance, is nearly 2000 years old ana is 10 oe ound in Matthew. XJLV, 14 to au. aeryanis aos. l anu . did but a'few things" but they did their best and "were a jmeceaa. Tbtman who doesn't do his best is part failure. top matter what he accompusnes ana ne wno gives nts very success wUMnJiimself,. 'though he miss his mark befit is wt t' ..-.- . -- of-th- e .; 'A r 'Tithe" Jitted - Son's Chance OUR ; ...... Against Son for a Throne" is amongst thesob steff'j produced by! the European presa, in respect oi tne Kumanian suuauoiu . s fc he vsrr correct child, during his six years, wife and son, father. Ihfcwv.p Jlis throne and deserted his considerable A part woman. very to live 'with a foreign of tfrilization vill hope to see son give father the licking that is due him, whatever the political euecis. in inee times' of acclaim against degenerating youth--, an occasional, conspicuous demonstration upon degenerating father might Hot hurt. ',- - - IMTQFEREWCE. "a an !. ... . , r r LOCAL r a eT err. ' -- frfA-T HOUSE By Ahem HB SJLtff BROiTe OF, MleJ,. . DEAR. AA3bR, SOAE AJEWS WILL MAIOS VoU.iSMASrl.Voqft -TUla FROM 5Ar,-frJA-r I rl, J ::-"'- -Tkaaf inde- Justice, even if i6 does ravish editorial privilege, . pendence and the pursuit of circulation! a to lovely about very is of marry Rivera, Spain; Dictator senorita. fMiss Mercedes Casteliano's picture 'nas Deen in Extra Editions, Home Editions, Regular Editions, Sunday - Editions, after the American fashion, until most male readers rwanted to marry her, themselves. But, one San. Sebastian editor pictured her legs too fat Whereupon Dictator Rivera "suspends that editor for three days and fines him $200. U Its justice, no matter whence it comes. In these times, way enjoy lile, liberty fcnd pursuits happiness. in editormistaken as to' politics, religion and, liquor; but, he if ;ven must be dealt with, wnen nes on as iq me -- POLL PICE, Jars. . semd riin ii. ; s&waU votes for complete publicity of tax returns, an aid to unearthing such odorous concerns as the inniTn Continental Trading Co. When looking for rascality, -- c f the. tax returns have it - Ut the Bun 'Sounda-jusVasi- d! f on the care and 41 , 4t season Is coming feeding of lnfant, t r Provocation goon, but it doesn't mean a thing to resoers, . nrviares ; ginks with buck teth. that yoojig babies LI'l Gee If hn sweet should never be al- lo wiU love ber wben she's old. She lowed to play with ought to know pretty soon now, loaded' shotgvns, . and should on no It's easy ennnrji to be pleasant condition be, per- When life's flka a y morn; mitted to usei a But tho nmn worth while. safety-rbsblade Is the man who can smile as a hething-rlnWben somebody strps on his corn! Mrs. Cantoris says there Is just one I have labored all spring With boe and rake. thing to do when a baby starts ts But a'l I bars gotten cry at night Join In the chorus. . Is one4tg arhe! if restaurants keep reducing tfre size of their portions, they will soon Old Silas Crump, th' sage of be serving soup in an Pumpkin Hollow, sex: "Just because a politician Is a block-heaand coffee with an atomizer. Is no , I pola. with a ban-aaolong that R run from th top 'Of ih polt to within a .foot of th - gKWnd, tha stiff wind blowtnf the tiak out atralght. Wall, that's what looks ,. mUiy a mountain-topin V flkt out in th Interesting west. Thi plnrs.alnipl)r will grow and the . wid at tie tcpi of hiah peaks will )laW almodt a constant ale" from : oris direction. Result Is that all lJmbs, and twigs are- stripped from the trea on,U side which the wind '." strikes. Ths' protection given by . "!)) trea trunk allows the limbs to Crow out on the other side. -- i 4 ) liasJn 50-fo- p - - TU rr - OlM SALESMAN K ST SCIWKt. C Z5AKE $AM-- HOLO W. H0R.SG.S ft MIMMIT, By Swan er AX.- MiSTEff &KLV(s SOCO m kid 6R.0THe.aT WO! 7 "IT WrSS A PIP Toot 11 SWO ; 6CRe, Ol ( THREE SR. FOUR 1' rVTS. 6 Ogdei i LOS ANGELES . Ti, ,f. ' , ' - 'i Souiliern Pacific tines UCouti 'iin gtrtet Salt LakeCUy, Wasakh 3008 or 3078 " 1 ' P -- " you mean "very near.' ADAGE popularly used bub often misquoted; "Some men live to eat and others eat to live" was "Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live," Runs in Panama Sj, r I : I In Smoking- Room - bouse. , I asked him what kind of a charm or talisman, " 'None. My people were theatrical. ,1 was carried around the 'I was sitting in a game of poker country, from pillar to bedpost, with a fnan who binrht to have when young- They could nere afford a cradle. They would putt oul rnads' a great actor. He was a fe nan Btagnet. Tisw after.! tim. the middle section of a bureau and and hand after hand I have seen sling it between two chairs. This htm draw to one card and take the' was my bed. I wag raised In pot wjia a straight flush or a TuUdawer.' " TTP0PT9NGUE SCIENCE " Kery onceln a while, we read of some discovery which, it Is allrfced Is destined to prolong bucoan kfe. The world baa been .doing, it ever since It could tad; so. Usare'a real, ly nothing new In such reports. Tot MTcral UKJuaaali of ytn Wil," ' EXPERT ; VULCMG products in our tire repairing. CLAYSON Ivv A 1TRE J w. ,i'ir J CO. Corner Second West and, Center t r I Jessica Nelson North: "Uprctted his native soil the poet ap- pears,at first to thrive In the warm aoist atmosphere of quantity pro duction. But unless be has genius of unusual hardihood, he Is in danger of forgetting to make literature in the excitement of making From gS We use Federal 1 It takes little to satisfy some dogs. Pete, the"" porter, hu one which runs after its tail, although the tail has been reduced to a mere abraison,- When seme one said that the Dead Sea Is the lowest spot on the earth's surface," some smart Alec piped up with: "WThvts the matter with Chicago. , NEXT! For Complete Information, Call or Wire Press Can crpft, Geneal Agent, l PONT SAY "This la her." "This IS correct PRONOUNCE "graceful" as if petled "gras-fool- " with stress on "grss" and "a" as In "ale" DON'T USE 'pretty near" when Is she While having her Raggedy Anne bob adjusted, in the shop this morn ing, Mrs. umn Umson happened to remark that corsets were, of little benefit, either as a matter, of form or Insulation. outhern raciTic Lines COOD IN ACHES ONLY SALEi DATE.1 JUN E r2ND UNLY ReUiroiimit 15 Days v it fiTOPOVESS ALLOWED ? IV Re FEDERAL has tires at. tho lnwst I possible prices for GOOD tires. YOUR ENGLISH The Bobber Shop SAN HUNCISCO AND RETURN Both'W lengthened by medicines. Meanwhile, however, the Pas-teurNoguchis, Lieters and other medical giants have" actually con tributed ellters of life to mankind. We must be content with the rem edies or such aa these.w hich do not Erelong, but mejeTy help maintain. a, VefH.UTHr reI d scientists have worked on schemes of every sort and The bible speaks of description. ths "tree of life." Early astrologers attempted to predict individual longevity by the stars. : Alchemists cone ot ted various clixcrs of life. Blqpd transfusion was ones more popular as a supposed Mors recently, gland transplanting has occupied the center of the stage. One by one, all longevity schemes have been discarded as worse than useless and scientists now believe that life cannot bo CALIFORNIA EXCtJRStON e) he-ma- 1 a' ' is a sign oi tire service. sign he is presidential timber." Lit Gee Gee says her sweetie Is a One way to Umber up the epinal He-- shaves only Vertebrae not mentioned regular by chiro once a 'week and snaps his suspen- practors, is to step on a cake of ders at the girls. oot of a bathtub soap while getting , ? w TIRES sr -- nXhovx Salt Lake City FEDERAL sun-shin- A common play of the smart coy oU Is to hire the larm dog away to a distant, then turn on birr and chase hjm Jjome, The coyoU being clever uses lure In many uif ferent ways. If a mother coyote thinks you have spotted her ien or seen any of her youngsters, shell Hkly cross In front Isof toyou with 8 coax yo.i bad limp. The Idea to chase her while she leads jror- Taraway. A common trick of the coyote, when she thinks she's followed by hunter or trapper. Is to go Into an old, unused den with the food she la carrying - home, and aneak away by a concealed exit. Thinking that's her den, all right, you'll stop and lay plana to cap" ture the whole family. SPECIAL--. for , g. NATURELAND The Dealers Sign Gee-cmtl- that Calvin " "" ttl mm ',JK' b : .Seven vetoes in one day rather indicates doesn't choose to let Congress run, either. It ; set on the matter," says young Spreckels. ' Claus doesn't like the Buolight. 1 bust? I J Art. Shannon. y, , EMVV, ' t. ,M divorce yeatrr-daon bis show-lu- g that his wife had nsed h'.s nu-o-r for. spenlng sardine tins and splitting klodUng wood. lie was .. t not! i"Vvi ) We hereby pledge our selves 'to vote for any presidential candidate granted custody who comes out for the of the radio set deportation of radio sollsU who Sir. Toadstool Is a son of Amos J. "Ramont" Ing t Tosdftteol. wealthy waffle vul can- birr of this City. . . MOTHER'S DCPARTMEJJT Joe Bungstarter says the roost tne woria is a mp-Mrs.' Ethel" Cas- i . , , peq cauocr tnat you can t anna out ' oi. VllLL MAKE HlM' ' Bill Goof lies la this graveyard lot. He was right, but hJs brajkea were Is Egbert:-- : r' This Ashes to BKhes And dust to dust. What has brotn of the Vorty-rtgh- EPLVTrUT Liver is said to b good for pernicious anemia. We're going to order a few tons for the office boy. Call the patrol wagon; tne party's , getting rough. . 1XGAL NOTKS dog days be here. 4 SrftiFFLE CARPS .'.j days! 1928) wlU mm fj ( Seattle paper says: , "Teachers Win First Bound la Cnloa Suit" " I'rnpie are SO Informal these) Nowadays when you see a red Q. Toadttaol, weln- -' ridge on a person's nose, you can't prominent ten whether It is from , wearing r uit defcignor, or out Mason of who was graated drinking glasses , UM-- I'll A tCopyrlght, ... .u,,. r a.w r sy and eat nights - A i 1 " ' Itowdy, folks! The CA4 u fSsW r;' o-r WAV rf t I , 4 AS BE-r;w- TW'. . t1 N V(E AfArYiGOIrVi', I'll A PELE&AT& VROM THE CHICAGO V1ILL BE MLPUG To XHSTUlCrf A VRESiPEfnlAL.CAaplPATe. MoMlkiAT - WHILE AS A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, THE BEST VOU CAU PO IS FiME ,SE3ET"ABLE PEPPLERS Toli MoLLECilMG" VllTHQdT A LICEMSE!-VoU-3X- rt -AS i Srrr.vY TUT UEfTER To AM CSoieifi To PU B LI CAr4 COeiVErTfiOei I H kAWSAS CUV, Goop-fce-T- ; ' BOARDING The United Mates ma t the only country facing a presidential elec tion this year. Here's florencio H. Aroscmena, Liberal candidate for president of the Republic of . . an cwiruu will W held Aug. 5. His wife, the former Elizabeth Bolting, la a niece of Mrs. i Woodrow Wilson, , . - , i Streets... J. fwjse tmr j |