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Show OUT- THE HERALD OUR - JYAY-r- -l r Hand OaisuraU , C G. Rodgara, president, at FBMUba aaatUr In 8a lal W. , rtiVtt, t'ti daO. tnUrsd a aeooad-cla- s a W Prove Utah. Mama of U CnlUd At tkt ostoffJ fcin Editorial flarrie. aa4 tba Jibm u.tw? icra rx-rt- e bjr Ik rra peripp l.Nprt! j BubacrtpUoa tarms By year advanc) 1m Jr POdMiNNitO!! . Ail d t p. as. Ukpbaa earrttr ta CS by msrf In th StCT" CDOVO I ROOM CHtimar county, A MflRTttf tooflUtf boi&ty,"K40 outald x"ty, fUamaaca, kdtlor an4 manaa:rf C Bkk4 tagf adltor; IT. eoimty dlton W. Jss Ml I iC MOWEY IJJVEST-Trt- Sj '.'. . ' v. -- ar pocwer. rue WASHINGTON TUBS r y. TvE-niKN- Willi AM By Crane OH, VJ6UUWVW WORM "Wrt eVtM 9 CT.ff. : . r fvSOO-- r Th6 00 MOfiCEP HOW f SM0 gocs IWTO OOP. CAV lftfitfcM Of OOf. ee just wikc 'h. f iRCPuce. LOOKED J vdrru A . . . . T ,If ,T . V I -- '." " GEC ANII 60SM Atot6HTf!i r-- I : . oa DON'T SPOSU SALESMAN $AM eves5 vtelve Luaseo cut M.U-TTHW!S ft SAVE YOUR MOTOR! . H' DOCTOR STOCK 0R4 eSSARV i I'LL. 30ST "THeja FORTH' Brt 10E Irt felt mo osel I've eee fas V(.L OVER. TOW M TRYIU TrN OROrA OP (pcipII a TMius 1 1 . - TBfOe, I Mis m. I tjsol. I i Z. ; 97 N. U. Ave., provo ',, . "Wt , Rescues SRRING TIME KMOV I OCRM I sets VfxeiOTTA "Til OlC a I . ft-- 3U5T WHftT ta J Aai oo- I P - aWim CUSlMESS WOWT COM I'tA 50lK' OUT AM' X ifZl t M ulitT-cT--C--- J .V X TRau 4 I 11 (I A V V V we don'i want' orow. NEXT! you to move just to ns, but when careful service the right price. ' rTcp If she "TfilJ-Bf- AHLANDER'S 77 476 So. U. Ave. Phone 182 Mil er - Co. Phone 143 violet raises the calcium and phos- hell stop and rtamp his feet at you. f phorus content of the blood, and If you continue to approach, he th blood conveys them to the hone shakes his head violently and lifts wher they make rickets his bcihy tail. If you don't stop As most people' know. In these at tnatrh stiffess the drooping; days of science, th sun's ultratail until you can se the whit tip violet rays prevents rickets, th The skunk is a sprt. he grvea, or sail, ff yoa scorn all these warn-infrboa disease, in children.- - 'What you warnings. He won t turn out your doom Is on your own actually happens la that th ultra cf th path you ar treading bat bead. . i NATURELANB ' a, OLDFIELD 'WeSnrceasttn? arid Ur. Balloon $11.50 Other sizes priced . j could tell from his line of talk that he was a Southerner. His drawl was so apparent, that even the little Hula-Hul- a dancer was wise, to his birth place. " "Wher jrou come from, big boyr she asked, as she placed snother lei around his leather neck. Me? why. sweetl. Ixomea frura Kentucky.' "You waft! right here. ' Little sweeti go and get her best Sun day Elu grass skirt" st designed tresd. product of the world' irreatMt renniration devoted ex- ciukively to lire. AH edur sua frietJ stSferhsssfrfy tem. seientiBcaTlv COURIER 29x4.40 Balloon proportionately AIRWAY ire at a very low cst Tire atone-Bail- t $7.30 ...$6.25 low A arob was In the Hawlian Isles, in the sights," . a Navy man m the smoker. "You igTjalled, ! TIRES D of cords dipped in rubber solution, giving extra strength and stsmina for maximum mileage ' Famous th world ovtr for th safety and comfort, of its Bnfi? or In Smoking Room Hnrdy TVanof - Greatest Tire WLorld's GUM-DIPPE- nTBgiEe looked as had met with a terrible accident, but It turned out that some on had bumped her elbow while she was using her lip stick and that accounts for th vivid red mark which extended xcross her nose to her left ey- Ftf-"t- a prompt, trouble through loss of water." We guarantee to clean your radiator perfectly, or no ' V pay. TIIM)FTONGUl-t Some one told Pete, the porter,' he could get rid of his dog by aying a tie can to his tall, but he couldn't find a can of a string, and the dog hasn't much of a tail anyway. When Bloncly. the manicure. MOVING TIME ypa DO move, we can yoa witfi far tnore -- The Bobber Shop Y - cause us." ' Co. Phone 125 Vft CANfT.Sftr! 6f coarse, g Balloon -- e Hopes - over-heatin- 31x5521 Miss Tula Castillo and Adylia Iraketa, Salvador, visitors: "Are th after-East.sales all over? Wt J,herd from a friend that spring shopping In San Francisco was better than In New York or Paris, and her we are. We have been to the ether places, and it la so much eaaier to slip up th coast to San Francisco and we hop "it . will prove, to be what our friends told VHtL COME TO - , cjean-e- d dirty radiator Mrs. er while you wait. tt 1917"): A clogged or will cause Humbert Wolfe: "I do not oeUev there Is a single living oet who can Rv by his poetry." 6 M HITS -- cm ev ' Arw Gee Ge says that the rut worn in th postoffic steps was mad by Scotchmen going in to fill their fountain pens. i c5um.cn wosr Alabama. Ba. Ul CO&rNCX y Clara Arthur Latimer (Premier dansease of Mlsa Carter's kindergarten, J904) cHceft.oP.3ozr 1 I'tA ReVoW T Ht4 MSCMCd is only try leg to shoW who put the bam in 3Iaybe,'Heflih ' t t' Spy through Eact oTarculaTIoh, and a leaky radiator will Art StuuEhori. SPRING SONQ With coaster brakra cawfully oil ed, and handle-badjusted to a rakish anal, members of the exclu sive Junior League were preparing; Wednesday to pedal briskly about th city, advertising- the "FolUea" show which they will produce at the Paramount Theatre next vwk. Among the younger matrons who. In th spring a young man's fancy With a tender love doth glow. throwing convention to the winds. leaped upon their trusty "bikes, And he'd buy a marriage license--But and scorched" dowa Cnlverslry be hasn't got th dough! Ave, wece: L Mrs. Lawrence Wiley By Swao ,: - 'National French Cleaning Eggs Timpanogos Hatchery PROVO 22 So. 2 W. Phone 613 Our next amber will be Trau- more," played on a potato Inaaher. Stand by for your local announcer. wt, or? Peggy Joyce refuses to name the man to whom she has engaged herself. A lady has no business to inaugurate a period .of dread suspense. , i Hats We Hatch The . f 1 ". the Lord iret ther credit. You" don't see 'tiz editorials claiming that Chicago's week of prayer had much Expert workmanship. . - Rarely does' FELT HATS Cleaned and Blocked your Turkeys-- laying don't let theni set. Keep WHO'S WHO IX AMERICA " I ,t , J fT . I This la a photograph of Amos Q. Asparagus, taken when the famous caterer and chef was amassing his BOOST SHOW! first million." Mr. Asparagus inventDaahlnf Dehbir Advertise Coming ed the formula for making: lemon ade now used by all roadside tavFrodaction! ern Add one drop of citric acid to 1 barrel of water, and serve cold. ' ' V V VV JTKIOR LEAGI E GIRLS . " , h' MAKETIIEMAY ...... A movement i now on foot in Congresi to gTant vound itripet to all Uiom injured on active ervic in th Chicago lector. Mexico' law that all subsoil deposits bcloriir to.tne gov ernment indicates respect for her late candidates for president," yl M EM MOAAl OM Acposs-T- .. fanatic, at Benares, has kept his hands high in the air for 20 years. Well, after seasoned practice like even a.Hinducan Emigration to Chicago. .that, - risk : . ' ":, "I L Mr. :"Yes,n said a Calif ornian just back home, "I found Ford's town right interesting. Lots of 'Drink Canada Dry signs in Detroit streets and on the ferries I met- numerous ' people going across to doit,"-.-..' ' AsTVoa-pirrrTrl- I . . V IXL CEK CEK. TH OFFICE VAMP, SEZ: , When a man start to talk ho nver atop to think. When a j womM 'aterta te talk ah ncTer think to stop. . "A Hindu .r T" . miluous - ar at any rate. Wrfrl-NcUirL- L is . '". fu. WAS OBSCURE PROVO CATIONS Hmrry Sinclair haa ben acquitted in th Tcmpot Donna acandaL Th orchestra will pleaae play, "My Ut- tl Ory Dotn in th Weft" te , - PiME.l'PCl es- ME. OUST SEUD YGUSr' 3T 111 I 1 . uvfc-iAyiw- tSAPf; Ill" " black-and-whi- v' i m7 left Chicago g, - , vARkroi-r- b Vv-.- By It. F PAINE Gone, all the frand drearria and cherished idols of youth Worn to a heap of rags, or weakly amoving in a pile of ashes, Reduced to the sordid material, like Adam a pplendid fall, Noah's duration water touf and Jonah's intestinal siesta, by modern scientific investigation.-- ; No gBosta, no airier no badJuck black cats, no Santa Claus, save dad in cheap cotton whiskers. Nothing idealistic, exemplary, mspir ing lift for youth. Just one vast desert(of the .material, the practical, with all the idols of youth buried, head down, with thetf feet 6f clay st ickinff up through the sand. . - , ; Comes row the finishing blow, by Dean M.' Deutsch, professor of Latin at University of California. Mark Antony never laid, "Frierwi, Romans, countrymen, lend me your few words, about. "Our ears' H He. probably, mumbled friend." the deceased." He did not lift Caesar's shirt and sho the crowd "Swet t Caesar's wounds, poor, poor dumb M . rpnitth,'' F mngnifiMTitly sneer, "For Rrutaa js an honorable man ! :Ladies and gentlemen," said a grade school teacher, one time "Little Bobby Paine will now recite the funeral oration of Mark Antony." Mt the time, little Bobble was before stage footlights and'alad the towh'a population, including boyg and" girls inicKering over his startling resemblance to the great Roman orator) being that Mark' young impersonator was clad in stockings, suit of patcj.t leather booties, barber-pol- e check, and curls.' Little ilark Antony's knees were already purple, from knocking together. His spine was i thawing icicle. His heart, lungs, Hvef, brains and othef essen tials to perfect oratory were in his patent leathers.' His only clear grasp of the original oration; was confined to If you have tears, prepare to shed them now?, and Of all the preparatory instructions given him he recalled but father's orders to sneer like blassea over mention of Brutus al an honorable man." Still, little Mark did proudly raise his right hand as high as it would go, shake the curls off his brow and- - pour upon that savagely critical assemblage those ira mortla words, "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your tarsi" It was a triumph, 'thongh some. of ;the crowd did keep h6ld of their ears. Alas I It should have been, "Ladies and centlemen. the deceased, etc.. etcV Dang modern research anyhow It would roo even the aged Of youth's faith, idealism and grandeurs. Washington cusned and drank beef, voluminously. Bacon wrote Shakespeare. "Napoteotf, had fits,1 Cleopatra was fteckled ahd redheaded. Job'a boils were dog fleas. Na whale was ever so built as to swallow a Jonah. Cicero thundered from a soap boxr Socrates' last words were, "Beware of strong drink -AflflrMarfcAntonyVTnirtfOT ;. because he disapproved of mob violence I IBirng on your millemum I Observations HARD LUCK )R vjoRrru Miuety L By Ate: tssef vw, silb TiDweveR Ti-A6i- 'A Yi 1 1 1 A" 1 SOrrCASH: 'MV MISSION "to IETfeorf -ft 'Ma- - 0 Temporal 0 Mores soul-liftin- no I I Oot,4X tatrnfr Clark, adrartisiag lb l) vsars a&o U62 f -"- Twnrr--wc) Cii ATKAfia tor PUTRon, vsnH Ik t.iErR til ' N. I t6AJ US-fBJJS- 'tW.KS,aU13'C0J,H21J will CrooO vni4, 'AT 6of? SE-- ': Dr WLUiOUR'LOAIlDmG' HOUSE ft mav reiv you paper Mot w four raaiaane. wr'-- i taot. Xt jrt do aot ts a- -J ft opjr nr & ratcrcs JS.OO Qm - " 1 v 29x4.40 Balloon 20x3 Cord $6.25 '1M.95 BrimhallBros. " TIRE MERCHANTS" 223 WEST CENTER i . 1 PHONE 260 |