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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD. MONDAY. APRIL ZO; 1928." - OUT OUR WAY MOH, C' - HA.NT GCTf WO Ti"!S HERALD Pukd titUtyr.tL, a MeoAy vo -- VOO by UHtnld Corporation. E. C JUdgera. sewsidssf. at Tttfrd, Wan, aauy. imm4Iui Mttw paWSSfce to rtrre. Ctah. Metobar of Ue United Press Wri u KMjZ5) V- II gortppa Newspapers. CtfttP Cute. Ww - x ' t&AO ' or tEEK HOMES Miaa ep Aseo T6 Revaluations w 4 m revatiana of our Xgt of virtues" DiaDlusIonment, most f the have, juffered ievereljr; fe have fared worse,. non and derided, has been more mercilessly pelted, than has patriotism the, normal, simple love of, and belief tad pride in, fine's own country. , V I doubt if eves the church, even God, have suf "old-fashion- eg-ge- ;.. ; l : . . ,Br . 1 - , wn I . . ri . HOUSE- D- OUR- - BOAUD1NG ib PUV rlArf Bltf . : ; ; ME6 A PHojJE OF SOURS MR. WBAJPEL.U YOU ARC !U in& JnKLOMAliCi 1 rVECALL d Wo i nil kmn mi By Ahem sacrf IbPfC MY ACeTiAie WITH VlWPELLi- -. TACT, I W AUL OF --TVlri h3i . 1 J NoU Bifi "BELLOWS X rtL STAV E5.F . HOMTfc !- - ALL A VSGXXA -- nHe WmHlMB' -- SHAMELESS v rrwraontki- - Did y erer of the Sootchanna who walkMl wheat ha ui t C Sperm wfcato two points off the siarooara nows Thar aha mows! . .,,,. was only a chiroprac- Kfi,WE umni day ' ues uocn s rtSU. Uoan s, a ttimu-la- nt diuretic, inciease the aecretion of DOANi'S l3 P'S 1 We'll Save You Money TODArS DUMBBELL 1QN.Y0UR: RUGS FOR SPRING The woman who. when the arooer asks If she wants green or black te says: --Oh, I doeent matter. I'm BASKWfl Oki A PARK eolor blind.1 'A . Too Often Thia Warna of Slufgiah Kidney Action. M. 6Id-faa- Jolnta." wePELLs; viMEi . vt Backache? . tor's daughter; but she knew all the n beuch Miserable With arrired that ""T-- A. - VERY day find yon Ume aal achy "What has become of the uSerine- lfkxJaj who wvn. to announce Are von ' .!?ne1 . . ...or"top i -epefl? Am tUm iam couniry waa sals so long t too sjaneyeacretjona Irequett. scanty - iaa4ha mass of th population form- - or burning ia pasaager Tbasa are d tut bulk of the people?" l. V- kmt- Our next selection will be that old AWP NOU CAM TXPLAliki -- rue P-- S ,t & ' '.".'. BoASlS tHAT MAS BEE4 CMPtOVEP -- lluntin "T- try feU j UONT, WORRY ITS JC8T PRINTER'S COLIC Homer! amlta tbat lyra one balla4;"5ha HAT A LOQUACIOUS AM1 PERSOU HE IS. VI - T yet naar --d 1Y"l Definltlo.: A faahtonable wolB U one who hM what h anybody .lie " ? Sour piplomATic missousi- - what A s?crf Vou PUT MB - w , Umf - -- - the kidneys end thua aid ia the .. Another bad caaa of heart failure ekminauon ol Wat impurities. Are BIOTA. la when eodoraed you have four hearts in a by users everywhere, I fain would barn the printer's lor. its imparl " hat do they nmui? It aoakra aae poker game, and then draw a spada HI Gee Gee says she "can T bear them sob "8HKDLU. tell when a party la getting always rough. SHRDLCr It'e when she tries to diva off Or wbra In rorrrjr aiood again, the A.ST1MULAKT DIURETIC .T KIDNEYS mantle-piec- e into the goialah bowL (o rea4 their quip -- ETAOI.N." am. Milkers Co, M( Om. beTiala. N Y. Art Shannon. W. C JOHNSON. O, IAJ ; w, - SoupW, should bond saln to DTUaB arred wlthoot barbolllnr. as their Willis- ..... " -- lwm decided - iy J ) WAoW. I J mZna!" brls- - Klnaly Old Centleman: mamma a little Doy T :am It ma nth a LrTfaVt alS! SZr hldo to notoriooalT touch. . r A ' under-valuatio- 1 col-lei- tLT.'Jtt ConssBnaoof fered worse. Henry Harris6rt, in the American . t ... fV'V Legion Monthly. r, ,r. v Every age is aft age of flisillusionment; and, disillusion went always means progress. " There has been disillusionrient even in respect of the ' concept of patriotism, although there is some justification n Z'J. Sar the pesalmists' of present-da- y patriotism, u.. as exhibited in special instances. . The great effort for settle-- i Inent of international problems by ome other means than wai is clearly A demonstration of a better underatsading at trfce patriotism, i 1 he patriot has learned that .war means j I; nothing1 for his country save loss; for one thing.-;-- There may !' be less eridence ef the "old fashioned" patriotism which seix-V ed a run simply because somebody weved the flag--; but; beluw tv Hhe surface, there still plfeftty of irenuine patriotism,, tha ! disillusioned of its hystena and disposed to demand !! justification for reh rjlng to wholesale murder, the Ineyitable 1 i' result of wihch will be loss to the country. I Nor. is it Indisputable that God has suffered, under "thi revaluations of our Age of Disillusionment'' Certain it is that the age has disillusioned from the feneral concept of God ' j; rrntny things that were illogical, irreverent and incongruous, to a justrand loving God.,Evett the not to say Insulating, - revaluation of God has aroused thf "un--- J i itee "ModernistdamentalisU'! a nothing- - else has, irt ar.greft the general belief in a God have been i;aftd its effect upon True, there has teen ndctreftsfc at Alitk vf train rreiiguous.' !.' ; in the membership of many chureheaj but, the aiie. at a i: church and the efficacy of its labors are not fully indicated "; : fcy the sievof its membership. Surely, the "modernists" God; least, promoted more of universal thinking-oave,vat :; : is it possible that a larger proportion of the people wor- and, i ahlP God, outside of any church, than ever before This latter be a most oeneiiciai revaluation, as uuiiiiuiuuui uuuijr Jrould of the obsession that, consideration of God is a matter . for church, on Sunday, exclusively. weary any , Dally B.,10. d j 4 jI I .. MmW for the Tanb-- :J& . In the wholesale ... - BEtTta L mm soul, amen: u - J. Hi H. Gvnear ftaetaueoa, editor and manager; R. W. OovdeU, masaf-tof.aaltV. C. Hicka, counts editor;. Jeaes Park, advertising m I k. Jr. " 5 - al.. By oartier to the eeemty, U eeats CM month; the year la adraaee) by nail la the county, UQ outside eeuaty. Unas SMbecrtpUoa To.aca stroke says . y. i Ui. Col U. P. Sheldon, chirf V- 9 Gams Warden, declares that fams conditions are better today than f or many years. . X 4CpyriM. 12S) Howaj. folks! Thia to pr-daHello, iy. HiM paaoi (e4- - Editorial I TflepTumoa ItinBw effkee, 86; eociety reporter, vMTTi an. Ulejibotie If you & Sot receive foot paper vefore Mom. wiB be eUvred M your resad. U. HMi irr' I Tha ae&la of the north Atlanta are not fur animals but are taken, Bat sun Z dread far mora than X la great numbers for their great can aay. layers ef fat ' Moat of this fat ia Tfca selTa next poal at aent to New Jersey, for aoap-maclanting tlaw der to icy heart ar too day m. ing purposea. and some of It gets of my childhood H. K. U into candy, according to Bob Barl-let-t, Pearn J north pole captain. , , Vfhn I waa a young taller startIn In life: CANDIDATES FOR THE rOldOX i .. , i,. IVT CXtB liy paycbeck, ray money, I spent , if aasachuseU' agricultural a child would. aays that the onions of tha But that was before I had any U2S crop are stronger than usual. wife! W. Jf A tE.R RtMOsJE Fr.OVC-GATION- S , BiC-MOO- V NATURELAND i TtP OPt4 Grviivae DAY j r CAK40E ,KJ Wiiliinj By Vo . '..1I,.ISEW AtTRACTIVE PATTERNS - - One of the minor Ironies of life: 4 circus chokine ipon a fish bone. Seamless Axminster And then (here's ihe who burns his mouth terribly drinking hot coffee. 9 x 12 sword-swallow- - . side-sho- V fire-eat- er ' ! !l 'TDr. 'Green.-o- the corpse of Jacksonville, after dissecting t JUs ; : : : h disunmiisiied irom tnose oi a giri. could. luck. was She in Consro Miss Jinoortant. great possibly, danct tet three hours and to to bed at 1 a. m, . ..... , nf irm rrflfn. Alt and candv. . Miss Congo's brain was "equal to that of a child alx or nven yeara oldA , Important, also. Dr. Greeft, if he had the chanpT JouId f5ndi brains of a six or year old child nowhere near the - ' . Miss . Congo." , ekjual tf Revelation of the similarity of Miss Congo to a humae . specimen proves, beyond all doubt, that Dr. Green has been - . ,. Very budy. v $29.75 6. cannot CkfflgtvgoTitlaffljra U-t-J- ' The Case of Miss Congo ! i . I LTL GKB CKK. TIP QmX VAMr, SEZ: Frienda are like umbrellas they are never at band when you need them most JENSON FURNITURE; CO. 57 N'orth University Avenue ' :! : :: ; ;; ? :ri :; ; ' t! I l, sen . Observations ; ; $39.75 I lull - I i 11 i';. ' The clock doth toll the knell of part ing day. M :n' WML ata n a mt srr. Family Fireside FunJ nPOFtoftduE The Bobber Shop lowenstem, Belgium's ..richest man, arrives with ax An A priseflghter named ThunderSyud Hosslan, India, visitor: The English laborer's wife aviator and a private detective in his party of 16. He's going laving their baby christened 'Acts.' bolt Jones, who took part In a mind that has ceased to tntaulfe to : ' ; - H' - The astonished vicar said: "Do boat but night, didn't Uve up to a dead mind.. Modern Industrial . ; to visit Chicago. ' ,- Knee bracelets studded with precious stones are becom ing the vogue, in Paris. ' Where will it stop? What stop? . The skirt. .. .., ; - -- - ... -- Humrary will establish a collere for Policemen. Why not with Mr. Gene Tunney as Profes-sot of Literature of the Shakespearean Period?. . .' a college for ' prize-flighte- J rs, 'of Los Angeles, is that he came home one morning- - and found iSO can. Empty bottles. jrn bottles hi the family garbage : ; ' 'Cruelty, by heck! . - . Firit Church of Ghristj Scientist ou mean tbat I am to christen this hlld .Acta'?' "Well, yes," .the mother replied, we've got Matthew. Mark. Luke nd John, why not give Acta a irn?" Boston Transcript. Lecture on Christian Science . , By - STARK SEELEY, C. S. B. Of Portland, Oregon Alember of iKe Board of Lectureship 6f the Mother; Churth, The First Church of Christ, Scientist, in Boston; Mass Monday, April 30th at 8 o'clock in Church Edifice, cornet First North street and First East street The Public Is Cordially Ihvited to Attend ;. bus-ban- ' caoe-WktJ-t YOUR ENGLISH "ITf THE CROWD -- DONT SAT "What ia best for rJafly: Daddy!" you and L" "You and me" la "Jfuah darling! That Un't fa a gentleman." Middle- - rect. yury' Baboon. .. PRONOUNCE spelled "kun-Jer- " "bun." . DONT UBE "has begun." ?CTF,NCE "conjure" as f with stress on "hss began" but ADAGE popularly used but often mlsquotedr many oprniona" waa "As many men, so Matches are a fire hasard many opinions," as Terence wrote they bum too long. So aay It. a century and more before Bureau of Standards scientists, Chris. who hsve beirun study of the tiny If mstches burned but i ffaction of the time they do, says Smokin-- ? Roora J BureAa. they would serve . their Hirpoee adeqnaterv. Becauae they "William, my son, was preparing ften bum after they are thrown iway, they freouentry cause fires. bis history lesson," a smoker, ho In experiments tn date. th Bur wis better at figures, remarked. eau scientists hsve found that ten "Tils teacher had given bin a tet to fifteen seconds Is ample time for of Questions to answer before h" a match to do most of its lirhttne, attended school the next day and duties. Ususlly. they bum thirty he had depended on ' me to help seconds or more. By Alppln thi him. Some of the questions were ily exceeded in their foolishness tops In waterKlasa, ordlnsry matches were made to to out after by their Idiocv. one of them waa was burled?" they had burned approximately tea "Where - T wondered Cleopatra what the end of the seconds. Matches so treated proved far safer In InflamfnabRltV tests riot In school next day would be than ths ordinsry sticks. For ex- when be read the answer, Tn the ample, when both klnda were drop- Catacambs with the rest ' of the erass after being- - st,ru- - prise Persian, Siamese,' and ped In dre 7 IndT'beld-lo- ng cat. T enough ti flgbi a eigaret, fhe percentage of fires caused by the treated matches was bnt a fraction of the number caused by the others. Perhaps, la the future, an matches win be treated. . FjTee bmr hi closing the door upon the rutl glory and possibilities of hu manexistencs." W. C. Geagley; analyst, , "few people realise that to determine morning, by suggesting that it was what poison a substance contains ' WITTS because she wanted a chance to go one must teat It for each of the EXPLAINS r. oountlcas kinds of poison until ne "That's ths elgth time I've stum- thru the air pocket.-bled over those shoes. Why don't Blondy, the manicure, , says her hits on ths right one." mi put them where they belong?" IK tie sister Is Spotted from head to "if I m. you couMnt sit down foot, because she bsppened to be Josef SlgsX Polish portrait nalnt. a f) ttiUntflrir''beKlpd for a weekTnimTunT kreTHH sofa which her father was painting doubtedty among the moat beautiful a la world but they lose witn sprayer COLLEGE BON WARNED girla the NEXT! much of the beauty of heart and "Ooodby, Oswald, and remember eould because of life as It Is lived .o drees warmly at College dont here. Always there la hurry and want you to catch that fraternity bustle. What Ume , baa ah for rrlppe." 1 BoetonBeanpot. OF PROVO, XjTAR ANNOUNCES his name, because he struck hi the sams place a good many times, and usually it was on the floor. When Mrs. Amarilla Ampleglrth d sjtpi sssed s desire to fly, her got laugh In the shop, .this T be-U- Ire-stick- s. In An-go- ra peaceful contemplation of tha beauties of nature r my-ra-ld WEDNESDAY & ', THURSDAY ........ ' Y ... See Tuesday's Ad Herald e bi The EM1DMUM Eat Everything . Ih-Th- . 1 without Pear ' r.: 52 iClUCI tOTTLtS . lXT Tl w! tu Formerly trvines Ju Bt .of.fcditiectiori Are there lota ef foods you cant eat for fear- - ef bkwttnf, pains ts the stomach indhoeelit Do ytm hare to past bp favoHU dhihes whtte the rest enjoy them? Thafi & r!ga yon rWd, TarJac! For more thin 10 years Teniae has restored to Ttfotoua heaHh thousands who denied themselves their favorite foods just at yon have to. Mra. T. B. Ward, oi 81 T St, Sacramento', CaRl, saye: "For years I suffered jWith stomarh trouble and murapaticm. Only two bottles relieved me entirely of stomach trouble, gas and bloating." If you suffer front indigestion, gas, dizxinert. headaches, constipation or torpid liver give Teniae a chance bo help yon! The first bottle oftea brings the needed relief. Teniae la a good, pare medicine, made of roots, barks, and herbs that are recognised by the United States Pharmacopoeia. GefcK from year druggist today.' Your money back if it doesn't help you. .i th aa hi hf COLUMBIA COK ar In a ar th dl Domestic $8.00 - ! Pea Coke $6.50 HAVE YOU TRIED IT YET? . PHONE 17 Smoot SpaHord Coal Co. is |