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Show 4 -j- PK0VO EVENING HERALD. THURSDAY, TIARCII 22. 1528. v I LjLiIA -d WAY i ruUUh J M by the W. fit Unld Pro, Uuk, 4Uy. KA Service, Scrippe Newspaper. roost pot.' M and curler in the ty mall la the VilllaiOUU By vjwWl31 1 BOARDING V VOUR. PCRMlSSlOi-t- b GARAlfc FOR A C OSe-W- HOUSE : : rXPCRlMEJOTf U TS 6ARAS, I K VTCR- - AVlArfoiii-t- f UP VirfA ) CAl, TILLS J V. SO-C- i iJ5iJW,vi VEAOER OF MEMI JJ. - 1 I I USSP IT WILU BECOME FAMOUS , JnShJJ?elS county. 43 coU the month; county, U0 wtatd county. r" 'tOOunnar Rasmusoe, editor and MMir; R. W. OomWIL manag-t- o editor: N. C Hlcka-- count adltor Jmn Clark, advertising manager. fi svErAbL--a : JanaerO. p. to, talephoae yo do Dot receive your paper-befo- r cdpy will be delivered to jrour residence. By HWLN : : . IX the year la advance; matter I seoa4-cla- a 8tkftU4 .' lUberriptloa terms t&OO m Entered FaaXdttorbU claOa. "' Rogers, frasidaat. at I Corporal : . 77i? Needed Week Taxwiver'a Prayer Week! Tbia paper demands that President Coolidge declare it, riarht away.v Citizens desiringto indorse this demand will kindly form hi single file at this office's back door, if the crowd at the front is too biff. T Congress joint Committer on taxation is under orders to "form a single scale of graduated income tax rates, as a mihitituta for the crftsent complicated system of normal '"' .. and surtax scales. - 4 --i : Cussing-- teirlHSpteTiariinlBtentlonal perjOTyiiaveot , rmwhere in the presence of that confounded income tax blank. What that congressional committee needs is prayer, organ-lie. amahramated. especially directed prayer, d able-bodie- d, obligations cause; while the consolidated taxpayers bend the knee to beseech God s influence upon iontrress. Ana, u a . fnnffli.inf tniiV it mnnth. Mr: PVwrirlMit. ....i, Let's See Her Do It i i - Miss Alice Paul, the noted.Washington feminist, angrily do.-- A few Tj3aferthirrwdma,n can do anythtnjrarmaTrtiB o days ago, ther was a panic in the shopp ing district as apa as almost cat, sewer rat when N. a big J4 Newark, In n peared among the ladies. ' The rat took refuge, finally. It and motor-co- p tail the seized swung it a where by doorway, against a light"pole.- It would be interesting- to see woman '!4'4 do that; - - Observations It is possible, Caesar," observed Cleopatra, "that centur-ie- a later they win betryttiz our little companionate marriage - arrangement" "r - ... , Howdy, folka! Driving Pror Bench ta aai a. if drirt m airpUneb , It opra atari as 70a la euatomary to refer to grand Bile alt aitno aong-blra- i, t- , -- i lTI ANOTHER LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD I Thia la Wilfred Tamaia, Prevo yoath, who baa just accepted m position with the gpratt Dog , It la bard to Imagine a ' canary bird. ; niimirow has 570 deserted wives to care for. Some of Uadlaon Square the husbands are, probably, off making Scotch jokes for Painooa Gardraa: Oardeatr .. - fin-work- b -- might-. . mar-velot- ia the Governor R.r i -- l "I gotta work tonight my dear!" Did you hear the terrible news," cried the wife excitedly, as hubby entered the house after a hard day tn the office. "Burglars broke into the Smiths' house, anl one of them pointed a gun at Mrs. Smith and told her he'd kill her If she nrke a single word, and Mr, MOVIE BCIX-ETI"Another star who balks at read Smith baa been out ever since looking novels, la ing for the burglar, and " s, "Wants to hire bim by the month, DovgIaa I suppose." the mere man cut in. portray a. Am. Legion Monthly. of romantic W ton do! W- -f umtete-ar-- m Influonoe Dldnt uuprifiFlrrs been fATMlTlHANK be-roe- ND Shredded Wheat e- Brings you wholwheat iff its rnost easily "digestiore form. With milk or cream, and sugar, it supplies' all the food elements for !7bu k!UmiaotwaJL. lhat Jhe pther day the doctor told you to let me eat anything I wanted.' French Humor. AMD fAMOAT"HeFrST--THReEiPUF- . Rk-kar- d mm - YOU VG 1 - t - . WHIS Cr-- V!!Li . 'Smoki! A tGR6,T , ANO You rVS WGWJS GZf I but BRAND ISTA (sU amd) a Carload! J J 1 j i V e BjBRICCS OLD GOLD, WONOERiMG; " 3U Srvxe ! , ill I . . . , EoERY .' 'KAV- -' .... CAJJTOW OF ll I 7 . I HAPPCmS ALMOST OF reR A - f " WHV' T XJL iM et!.t WOT A COUCH ,.m tmati G'VS Him TVie B'G. H5 MAKES MIS LOt-OGOL- IT?J ataHaa!jfeee,eaur,', Adage popularly uaed but often misquoted: "Wishing is wasting" waa "Wishing of all employment la tbe worst," aa Young wrote It, 800 years or more ago. e -- wm- rZh I ' WKiimm I TS Ml I , ClGARETTesS I Dont aay "I swan across the creek." "1 swum"1 Is correct. Pronounce "egg" ss palled. It " tent "elg". j . Dont use "eventuate" when you e r GOT A ciGARTTe 5TARTS j ex Sttl ARTtJT I ANV Thing a ?.trvr.r KeeptrJG 5TrT4.M""i1JC'eJS C r BEFORD l 'YOUR ENGLISH - e rt'-i-aaK 1 I. Ytf t - ' J r , - ' m jmenjjoiiM AlvMins viB via vav liartv ewewl eidi Amsdal mi ic. kniini mi lao twain. mm tpmdd Imw FnacJulka Si Hatol pd - - ' , Rates, per Day, Single, European Plan 11 room wita pHvstt toilet, $2 to S) . For breikat,kinch,after f school snack it is perfect food for growing bodica. 380 room with bath, $J to $4 24J toomi with bath, 1 to 3 Special Rates for Families and Parties Convenient Parking and Garage Aocoratnodiuont ... 1 5hreddceat ''V" ' . ,' fieafthind strength-cin the right proportion. PACKAGE once. exse-T-HeR BGe-E HVlr40T-H- 7 tlrjl-THSTRSST- in wnoiewneat half-tnllHo- tt Every Day use - "It's frightful the way you . 1 action I up money, my dear," OscaJ-uBbo- cauw inergyvn Nature 1 stored them up 1 There waa serious talk. In fact, been threatened with removal from the general ' if he did not cut down working for other fighlera In his management to fighters, or coo the control during tha past year. Ha suit guarantees tha board before ha mad big - . haa been behind a parade of losers matches, . . Including Mike McTtgue, Johnny -WtthOTtjaiayllfh Dundecrniil Scott " aMrtrSharkey thia year,' Rickard and. hla firm" (twice). are bound to show a nice profit After watching Johnston in from matches for the light heavyfor a number of years, it was weight, llgntwelght, welterweight eaay to become convinced that he and featherweight championships. got all the breaks possible for his Rickard has them all lined up and waa Ha on tbe every job fighters. one or two of them, at least, are when seme of the other morning Certain to run up to a managers were Just waking up, and eacn in receipts. he thought three times to their p T !' a place. n JTBcffT YoU.HWCN'TSEENTFO kOVtRT VCrNR -- V lae-aho- w. H'orU . In connection with the failure of Sharkey to come through for Rlck-ar- d against Heeney or Johnny Risko, there is another angle that lends' an honest look to the game. That angle involves Jimmy Johnston, who waa announced before the Heeney fight as a purchaser of a 10 per cent interest in Sharkey. ' Johnston Is supposed to have a tremendous influence with the New York Boxing Commission and with other unofficial powers of the sport-Whehe was admitted to a membership In the Sharkey firm the wise boys said "Ho, Ho! They - It Happens Almost Fair-bank- tae governor Members of the Poison Ivy club In titia rase. It waa the governor of Callfsrnia talklnr of Lower rallfnrslji at Baa Diego for a good relations jBanfrrenQe. Bur todalixpellcd from (left), the Amertcaa governor, dldnt have time to taik to Rodri-th- e organization. Mr. Soupbnne is long gna af the Mrxlcaa state as did a Carolina goveraoc News of the flood; the man who goes Tchk! Tchk! Tchk!" thru hla teeth after eating. disaster called Yoang away as direct raUrf work. 11 Duhn-sey-Tunn- lie drvotea hla spare time to , The telephone operator was loading MiakeKpeare and Eplcte-tus- ." spending the summer holiday by the sounding sea. On the first Pubilrlty note. morning,, however, she had occasMilton C. Work, famoua card ex- ion to rate the maid of the lodgings. "Why didn't you call roe as I pert, ta working on a acheme to Improve contract bridge. The best told you, this morning?" she deway to Improve contract bridge is manded. to murder all persons who murmur "I did, miss." replied the maid. "I called out 'Seven-thirty"Whafa trumps?" and all you set was Line's busy!'" What thia country needs Is a collapsible card table that wont DOCTOR WILLING eoUapaa la the middle at a band. ',V ... IFamily Fireside Fun Joe Bungstarter got into an acci dent laat night when he waa caught with an ace up hla aleeve at the poker game. Hla throat got tangled up in another fellow'a fingers. vt V" ill hundred' thousands. Director of the corporation yelled ail 'over tha . Whatever tronbtae Eve did have. The woman dldnt have to bear Her pul tbla old M (I " . n !l ' -- 1 it . WU1 Profit Rickard may deserve soma sympathy over the failure of hla heavyweight tournament On the other hand, his accounts may ahow a better profit than In 1927, even if he doean't have more than a' thehea weigh at tsjion w4wn "dtfTreyBaiii'ia baaafa awtiBnB-tior no heavyweight ahow at all. with the fighters. But If he ever tftd kev." But the Influnence of Johnston, hsve any Influence tt didn't work It will be recalled that tha if there Is a Johnston Influence, for him this winter. fight in Chicago did He figured after the Chicago didn t work for Sharker. The aame draw almost $3 000.000. but tkat tha fight last summer that the heavy Johnston influence hasn't been I net profit to Rlckard'a corporation J v - 'yf iwaa only soma comparatively few , : ( C?? Ul AV. ak.lit for-Gen- Garden, Maij ga: l- ...... that Rickard had s "-- . Company. taken as evidence that boxing at 1IVES OF GREAT SINGERS Today's Definition:. A baseball least haa Its honest momenta. Thla la llatlUU Lmjrx. famoua o pa rat la atar, rookie is a gink who lives on bopes Sharkey Needed , a whoa high notea and beans. and 11 elephants at Nancy MilRlrkard made no secret amdng There will be . . are the . eovy of 1 hla friends of the fact that ha Huh Seattle ler's wedding to her Any girl A clever dongirl ererr prim would'prefer to have Jack Sharkey s Is 4ane, Just six; ' would marry, if promised plenty of elephants. na Ir tN roilu. In the ring for one of the summer She triee to use i . i ' v j . : Mia AMiryx bouts that Tunney has demanded Her ma's lipsticks! her - Speaking of money N. Y. Life Ins. Co.liad $927,000,000 and that he would rather have any voice, ' 1 other challenger than Tom Heeney new insurance paid for, last year, and its total in force, is are hats on Derby popular getting whlapered, or Johnny Risko, but they turned H f as : can also be used They again. Nebraska farm. $6,285,000,000. out te be the wjnners if there ware : coal with if ' scuttles, equipped to meala. 1 : . calling iaa hoga 1 . anv winners. handles. .) Thosrwtto think that all of Rick-ard- 's ' . Gee 6ea aaya If a man klaaea Lli jg " Said big championship ahowa are of Galifornla Ua.1 forfeited: hla wife three tltpea in one evening, the result of shrewd . ba la either on hla honeymoon or believe that be la a power Will , , u m !' !! n ... ...... , Mr. Tamaie'a work While It proved of no value in weight championship battle this la somewhat similar c out a suitable op pone it year wpuld bi? worth about ja.OOO,-00- 0 to that of m teat- - bringing e taster. He will taate Tunney, the recent hesvy- at the gate. But he hasn't a 4g hleulta for the WeljTht ellpilntinn lnurnim"' "" rrmllenfrer nnw who wnulrt h siirfl d ' erican funny papers." Being too sick to be put on trial, iFall gives Sinclair a nice "family dinner," down in lexas. . - ay rr ' - - : HoteM exandrii ANGELES ' E.Cppley, President , B. Hamilton, Vice President and Managing The AivSMdrts b so f;ittt an it o fh o bntrtt is the Middle Wen. end i the I . Cbaries ' . 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