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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1928. uAsraoirs nihvrm nr Diivinuai ; WASHINGTON, TUBS if o By Crane CELEBRATED roc-- mfwt-- MtoH rVtOOT Then f IMD XvX CCrVO OF TrttS SUvtR SHOWMVH lEO wiM Hr3 rtACTv)ftM.V4 teOCV5U5 M9CAKr4M ft VVee U who, t0T SMiSf rVASTt-- - ZOO H HC-HM- AW ?C,R 10 ft FURTHER W CRrUUP,tOMC ACK SCC S00 HOW fo ij 'at. EMPHASIZED AT LOM& I PS 7T EVCCi N COURSE H wce A' ONCC ROfBtD rtyf rtS OWH MCH. OI-TV- M. E. Crandall, Jr. htnd pp ma,rcond a JOKe. b there ar wie anSrWatl for her until ten minutes to two. I always have snd always will and so will everybody else. I hope she reads this account of her sins and then seta her watch and all her clocks RIGHT, and tries to live up to them afterward. "4eg--ofI-trlr- to New York, he never would ten minutes to two and then storm- - ' "nV11 ' bevr1 tht KoetUr i seen that uncle o' his that waa the fried scallops were fnW8Uitj lallin' foifEOrope next mornin', rcvcnir" b "ettln f,r' 10 1 tried my best to show her gone. "Hal was onlv want in' to see him tha error of her ways but she was Schulte's property, but apparently to, ask tha lend of wa caught la the flames before he grand, as the placid. call It, but unc he up an' completely The next time I'll why, 1 sup-- 1 could escape. decides Hal's a great boy and made his will on the boat. And when Hal cornea back to Pickers) Branch two months later he was At 2 SO the meeting adjourned to the different class rooms, where a discuialon of the month's work was he'd. In the M. L A. department it was announced that the Fourth ward had succeeded in win ning the prise picture for third con secutive month for having read the most chapters of the Book of Mor towln' a mon sir.ee last Union mret'ng He d bought a new watch as d thin as tha ham' In a sandwich but the old silver one he put away In lavender and ol' lace. "There's - only one way to healthy, wealthy an wise, boys, Almost e. k PAY CASH AND v pop-stan- KIWANISCLUR. Llmarfa-- l - No. 7 r The composer Just finished a song, And it wasn't too short nor too long. Ha played the piece through. And the nent thing he haew Was the ton of the ambulance gong. That's the winning Limerick No. 11 submitted by Earle M, Poulson, 66 North First East street Provo. Other suggestions considered for the winning prise were those MBt la by Mrs. Elbert W. Edwards, "Ha was bound with a rope tight and aUemg'fDorb'thy Muhlastein. "The ambulsnc and he were Jogging along along"; Margaret Washburn. "He was banged on the head with a gong"; Florence 8now, "The rolling pin came whining along"; Lois Hansen, "His grouchy old wife cam along"; Fred Giles. "Alon came the shovel and tong"; Drayton Nuttall. ""Hi dog was alnging the song"; Or Thomas, "His wife c reamed, Th whole thing wvontf t Mrr Robert ""tfal sav. DANCE PARTY . The Srrlngville Klwania club will give a patriotic program, this evening, commemorating Washington'r and Lincoln's birthd.tvs. Detail o the program, which I sponsored by the program committee, ' has not been revealed. Following the meeting- the club men, accompanied by their wives will attend the .big Klwania dancr to be given in the Oocra House. Th Ariel orchestra will furnish tlw music. Refreshments will be served. It is predicted by officers of thr club and members of the dancr committed that tonight's party will be one of the most pleasant of th entire seraon. A cordial Invitatlor is extended. tA the dancing public ol Ppringvillo, Spanish Fork and Pro-vto be In attendance. . O s' 2 4 .'i pmiMAAN W a ( m si iL1 i v i ir CfvV av Reminds Me Guaranteed Pure and Healthful OurQovcmmatt used millions ofpounds. Whitehead's Cash Market ZZmTEMiLic. wisbom "Lucy thought she would marry the Largest Load It Ever Pulled of. , : .eggs ALL-STEE-L BEAUTIFUL COFFEE PERCOLATOR This new pattern Aluminum Percolator is certainly a beauty. ' sise. Two-qua- DECORATED . DOORMATS need them now, so we ad bowls and Berry bowls? EGG BEATER AND BOWL have made it easy on your An aluminum Mixing Bowl purse. Good sue, 14x24 Don't miss these. and aZJollar E?g Beate- r- heavy cocoa fibre ANY PD2CE L59 You ONLYQS4 ONLY ,rr-- . AUTO TUBES . at a quick sale price! a-- 10 LBS. OF SUGAR in bag . . " ...,43c . . . ..... H-I-N . . . 1 -- as e s is : PORK . ; 0C- PORK HAM OR LOIN ROASTS lb ....... V.. FRESH SIDE. Thick and Lea HAMS, UU nn tuu lb...... halt of cured hams : 20 C ' LARD, : 68c LARD Home Rendered open kettle, S ib.?. . .; B1A The CASH and CARRY MARKET Bright fimshI3ffch em bossed Trays., Buy for.less than you can rent for that party. 8 TRAYS FOR 98f "WTnTrTKlNG JHlKlHQ'HiJ . sturdy Basket with tight We have made up an asbottom and drop handles, sortment to pick from. EXTRA SPECIAL .. Values up to $2.50 08 PRICE, EACH POCKET KNIVES BASKET- -A WASHING" YOtJR CHOICE ' $1.19 MACHINE SOAP r iait One to. I MMLS- 9t Customer 3V .... 08 HAMS lb. . - HAWKEYE BIG LOAD SALE 20c ' , ' '' handy for m a n. y Iiz e SERVING TRAYS ffl flfl 1 .: A this capacity box with hinged cover. 171 U ... .$1.30 29x4.40 -- 3r POTTED MEATS r . ...... $1.00 , , J FLOUR BOX TRLME RIB ROASTS SOAP POTTED MEATS1 in glass, each . SUGAR CHINA . Have you seen' these big values in Cake Plates, Sal- rt 2 5 lb. Best cuts, lb.. RUMP ROASTS . lb. nr-- """ ........ ...V liUU bars WAY ings and rubber .... $4.98 tires BOTH FOR beee- - pot roasts" 0Cp . . EGGS, STRICTLY FRESH 4arg 10 RIGHT Has double strength disc wheels with roller bear- price 4 ." , Is the. iARGEStZE-WAG- ON Hitch your dollar to this big load a No. 2 Galvans ized Tub and a Wash Board CRYSTAL WHITE The We Hitch Your Money to BIG LOAD SALE m MOLASSES K Beets, rupIr of Fresh Spinach, Carrots, Turnips, Lettuce, Celery, etc.- - r A full -- J5EIAL 9 lb. bag ouncesjorjQ cents meats. 9igh grade tubes of well known make but we sell CORN MEAL, White or Yellow rears Our Meat Department Is full of choice fresh and cured ALL MOLASSES, Pure Dixie 1 gallori cans, each 38c . - -- 39c . . ..... ; o "? "gas? jogs- 5 , 33c . . , TWO BOTTLES CLORAX rr CORN MEAL SamePrice for aver 34c . "My wife ha queer Ideas," "As ."W'ejcample? "Well, she csrft' understand why a bank Is so much, fussier about her owing It than 'a department store Is?' Boston Transcript first-clas- POWDER QUART" BOTTLE-SWE- ET PICKLES ........... jFamily Fireside Fun BOXH FOR a BAKING 23c SWANS DOWN CAKE FLOUR Cake Tin Free .. ' - 'aw w SITH IGNORANCE . "I say, I dropped a brick with om old boy wKr of your ntmet-t- hc the hiskwa told him to take my clubs thought it was the butler.' "You dropped a bigger brick than you thought; it 'WAS the butler." ' ' Punch. TWO CANS SARDINES IN TOMATO OR MUSTARD A STURDY 3 " ..29c ALE. YACHT CLUB SALAD DRESSING Uses . . h i5c 1 2J 6? PAO .Per bottle ef rnwhiifTc mil 35c TWO BOTTLES CULLEN GINGER "HI wife fcnoekctWiB cold with a tfinff"' YT..1n Rnu. ' "Ui. ml'.. wanted to know what was wror.. Other suggestions cam among others from Billie Pryasee, ' Afton. Watklns. ZelmaAJmaonr Myrtle May,. Fa v White. CI:ff--Penrod, Glenn Johnson, Wanda Merrill. Wil son Street "Von Stephens. Nedra Green, Lizxie Jane Klnnear, Barbara Allen, delta Anderson, Gordon Snow, Ctvda Wovl, Mrs. V. L. Paquln, FonteW Cordee: I la Baas-e- tt Francis Ward, Grant Taylor, Mrs. Reed Ekins, Vera A. Johnson, Merrill Duke and Rosa Craer. cTl"n" - rs Rolls-Royc- E , rte JUST AS 10:47 ?in-tote- t -- If bob-taile- . h CRW OWN 01OtlT, an' p by d It's brt'er than fillin' a flush at both ends." " Th rorU Is full of clocka. But we don't un them. I suppose the vfrKq of Ms o'clock engagements are kpt nt two. Four o'clock meann. anything toward the end of, tha afternoon to a let of people. FALLS LN OWN TRAP One day recently I was at an ap- EP.OCKVILLE. Ind. Feb. 22. pointed londezvous for luncheon ct Authorities hers believe that John one b'clock. At one thirty I tele--i Koettcr, 70, was a victim of his phoned. My friend's daughter said, own folly. His charred body was su She "Mothers leaving. , i i uuim in nn i uiiih xn m earn on ijuet ! r K, BY THE CLOCK rtifh-- mi gtyiJIal watsh-s- et Presijent O. A. Haycock, wno preside 1 at the meeting, added a word of encouragement to the KOBKRTS BARTON Sceut movement. Ho called atten --By said aid Pop Turner, "If "Ray." Nebo stake tion to the fact that Hal McDivItt hadn't took out his can bos it of having one Eagle ild silver the minute he did turnip Scout, while no scout of this stake xnd toppled over backward out the had as yet reached that rank. vlndov they was In Mowbray'j Music for the general aasembly Ators playing pMer that night4 Of 17 TRY GOING worn. k eut pastimes, wio one 4 I - LARGE BOX SODA CRAX TREE TEA STRUCK THE COMPOSER - - t,CKlN Scout building. executive jheTimpanogos dis trict, being the principal speaker. In relating the value of Boy Scout work In the development of America's young manhood, Mr. Andernn- - made an appeal to the parent s for cooperation. He stated U parents - that it s the to use their influence with their .... v. . , 1 v. nun t mw 11 vi - - mini 17 to l.ave them enl'sted in Seoul 46- - 44c rr. TWO "SOMETHING-MUST-HAV- mm fN5 KWttt. Anderson, , .....s....... ..... ADDRESS 1 A. Georga la correct LARGE SACK OAT MEAL for LAOS.' SCOUT WORK IS A- - Doot iay ."Neither Joha or Keither John' --nor"' WHITEHEAD'S ........V NAME . ..:45c R-S- E 464 West Center . LONG HANDLE STEEL SHOVEL It certainly has been a long time ago when you could, buy a high grade shovel at only a dollar. ,.: ' BIG LOAD muSMCT.'- KNIFE SHARPENER This is the best ' tool We WATCH WINDOVS OUR FOR know of to sharpen your w.4vv.-- . OLD DUTCH CLEANSER,--3 tof """"" ly. Worth 1.00, but now SOLD HERE FOR BOLTS OF MANY SIZES for 64100 a baorge.7 senny wan nauxhty. bv chance. nien your paw comes, htll sure make you dance," Said his ma. But that niM , Ever) thins s All right, SfCK "Euen NOOtO ArO. mnnthtv irtilon meeting of tha Kdob stake held 4n the high school ..)! i ... h," MR CTpwtM VlRWS IITJeliinpQllanc.e "'.of'"" Boy ..Scout work wax stressed at the regular v--t - , XX-a- o UNION TilEETING da-- ) vttt mTPT ... THE SYMPTOMS d with stress - o 'Hbw da you know aha la sure -kwir." . '.. . of getting a husband T Dont use "elegant" when you "I Just saw her sneak a gua Into mean "fine" or "exeelleat." her hope cheat." Am. Legion , Adage popularly used but often Monthly. , misquoted: "A contented mind la a blessing"- - was "The nohlaat la South America, an extremely great as aalod the beat cootentmeat intoxicating tea is made from the Edmund Bpenaer wrote It, 850 year leave of the local variety of holly. tto. - Its MB lira Musical numbers ware glvaa by no aang a sow Corf man, louiffi Drvnied on th nlano Vf Mtai Lena Thurher. Ralph Weight anl William Parry gave an Instrumental duet. They were accompanied by Wnyne Smith at the piano. Theii Buinoec wu TM mag WIU0M Stain." . . . si . J TM'i .TtACM, . "Woea ah found aut, she ckied to marry tha tailor ' - Humor. .V Tuhnmvy 9' ftlntyif-ft- 1 T. searca Wuhinrton'a birthday was torn tnemnratrd at th SprtnfvlMs school Wednesday with a dellehtfu' program. Dr. William J. oow . prtrf aaaor t history U Brlfhajr Youm university, Hewas the speaket emphasised for the occasion.-ha high moral character of th 'Father of Our Country," ajxl gave mrjiy Intereaunf siaeiifms oa dm rftflSLaaET---,-- Last lines for This Limerick Must Be in Evening Herald f Offiffi hy IT.2 PACTS her hero, until she heard how much he spent at his tailor's." NO. 13 PoorLittle Sonny mate' iEift LDUUUCX ADD-A-U.K- E ,: FOOD CHOPPER ; X. - ' f,sn BARGAINS 17 Has cutters, for medium, fine or coarse cuts. At this time of the year a food chopper is a greatsaver for you. This national favorite Chopper t,D |