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Show FKOVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 23. 1928.' tics, two OUT, OUR - WAY THEHERALD IT Published bj ths Uersl CiryoradaB, B. C. Bod(W praatoaftl at -- tw Su. u w. eu I alass assstsf i aiet4 wiiy f EaltW Press assoele-t lb postofflet Is fTTO, pah. MemJwt of tioo. NEA Servlra, Paina Editorial Berries, sad the) Jesse C Script - Kewspepera. ft itwi f55m tad Stf If r 1308. ttt cepy KMOVJ HOW WOO .VJCRRV r MrZ w ASrinn fUtili NtfU WOO HOLES' WOW, o4A ViORPS, . mntr; MV rlaSBA4P,4, AxlP A4: AS 4qW Sl6iAi6, f e most :5teisriitf;eAR For MrLoPVM offeMp-W- toUfirtrfOMEBOPV Hap -r- a rfok caughI ia a r .I'D ( BEtN rREr Noil'P HrWTJ none up rue stRe -fi BUT C MOUSETRAP f'--i I . 1i StAkiC6t-rrlA- U Mte, lltor. - L tb UPS-TAJRS-- AM' WAs Aki4-f- o A CALF. PECP W A. P0C3 a a WAS,! MafrJeRS RiiJiJnas HdSrl FRierfTOJEP VCIPS' XVe rteARPBBflER MOAA3lisJ3 Af A. -- . BRCTTHR WHO HAPTTOiiP- SORRV-fo'SAV- ." , . GooOilL .!ty . M'PBAR. vlovdu43 carfesrCi. - IL VoU 4 PITT el JJjr Ahfrji - nn poor vJAsnaui&d'M'e sue ...... ia.00 V N. Cunnar Rumuwo, editor- and iuiir; N. C Hick, aounty editor; F. K. Singleton, business manager; J mm Clark. advertising , Lite a I vavtn rruz T MRS. MiLtER MEyf term Br carrier U the county, 45 ratf ths BMOth year to advanrt; by anil la ths county. KM outtids tPM " orto a 'card HOUSE U"Tv40 J TZKTAtR- - MAP5 Subscription i00 0 - HOARDING -- SfOUP PAMT. 1M wMt7?arpif U 9 1 QUg- y dltoriel ofttCA (3) Society reporter. 107; beta 0 p a. telephone"! do I ael.Tered to your residence. aw' jUV feiSa-TrrV-ViUE- 'r''T" Telepboaea-Bosi- J3 J OF WISDOM sits soraetaiaf. WOKDS t Buy carefully, pay promptly and Wasting Worry mW& and Sec'y of War Davis has "started" much Washing-tonot a little foreign discussion Lindbergh to dis continue stunt: flying, as unnecessary exposure ,01 per son precious to the world. The prevailing opinion seems to be that Lindy should aid the progress of aviation," from the ' : . ground. to is. The matter spread Tsmile aQ 6verrMWe,s,r enough face. In h first place, undy isn t, at all, a "stunt" flier. Secondly, to ask Lindy to stand around on the ground watch-in- g other fellows fly is about like asking a young, busy bee on drone specifi cations. He is seeing the world as no other living man ever saw it; and the thrill of it is greater than any mere "stunt" could possibly ofter. "He knows himself anT "his "machine perfectly, is for safety first and disregards all "stunt" feat- urea. -- Twi he may, 8onietiroeT brak-- his neck, as folks do but he will not do it by looking op eyf n in crossing Main-st- ., at other fellows on high. Moreover, after they get through with discussing what he should do, he will be found doing vli&t he wants to. There's a heap of solids in that boy, ' " I -- beside ability. to fly n . 7K s "rrn .It W.VPHT.OfT. T anto-mok- al lose." In grosser terms, it is, "Working both ends against the middle," the middle being somef popular interest, or right. ,'f It is also one of the reasons why many people stay at wine on election day, it being their obsession that it makes is made to a Republican little difference whether a sell-oor to a Democratic management. - ' In the ocean, Fleh la the seas, Flan Flappers : eer nothing And yet dont freese! . The Chain of Eaters ' If - v-i- '' University district, bf Whs Just laaacbed a - move-meeallln( for the destruction of at ants x ?n another This mo vi wttt prevent antold aj torturea," Mr. eaas war. of Oat-me- rour-Tilnut- Photo by Willard Beck. - , . s Fable: Once upon a time a rrt.i look a ride in a taxicab and u. . d. r didn't Jump 10 cents Just as ii : t pped out of the cab. Te - msy I J f fa - SI I - u s mt err & CEL. In MA tn; hoy-frien- ' r tip oktonsukI s y: : SPORTS frey out of ths way. But there Is a ' big question as to whether he la abla to do tha trick. Holman Ranked Tenth-J- ust to corer this column with A bit of about a Ulk Ing of Godfrey. With Godfrey contest staged a few daysguessing ago, ft beaten bv one B.rcady eliminated. i!Mjriat aniy tomAaubt Jie seek with ihi ae mlas was eeeeaded i the guess -. as to who would, form the Big Tea champion? " Paulino has fared tolerably well of tennis that was announced offiia bis fights in this country since cially by the United 8tates Xawn bis arrival here, although he jhas Tennis association a few davs et. been, beaten by joliniiy Risko and This column had goeased that lofit on a foul to Jack Pelaney. He Frits Mercur would be ana of the recently knocked out Romero Rojas ranking ten. and missed. Cranston in Mexico City, and has victories Holman. ths young Callfornlan of over Knute Hansen, Tom Heeney, collegiate fame, was placed tenth Harry Wills, Pat Lester and Ed Instead of Mercur. Keeley to his credit However It was guessed that He's not such a ham "as some Tiidea woufd head the list, that would have you believe, and 4ie is Johnston would be prominent by not one that is regarded in tne set- his absence, that Hunter' would up class by Godfrey and his man- rank second and either Lott or ' Alonro third. And so it was. ager, Jimmy Dougnerty. The passing of little Bill John Perhaps be won't slaughter what? Wp1I, Oylfrey ton Is to be 'regretted exceedingly would continue tatlung and looli- - and ft Is lob bad'THaf tSr,tehhlT tng for - fights that eventually guiding lights could not have seed ' would lead him to a fignt with ths fit to have placed him for the fifGene Tunney, as that teenth year among the ranking ten. Champion young man has already expressed But they didnt and It can't be help-1 bimself oa the color question and is ed. , a person wno does not change his Lott ' according ranking seems to be the most promising mind about such a subject. It looks as if the best thing for voung player Of today. He ranked Paulino to do to get on the calling below Tllden and Hunter, and also list of Mr. Rickard Is to knock Ood- - headed the western list. 1 ' ,..Luyt self-prai- , - ' s t ' VVbo neter to hrrseU hnth said; "I'm getting fat; I must reduce; I'm going to live on orange Juk-e.- " ' You can say this for Provo mottrr- They ars always willing to vo tvO.000,000.23 In the hands concede that pedestrians have the f the public. right to got out of the way. - States treasury TV, United announces that there 33 is ista. Art Shannon. eehti represents our jbart TURELAND 1 Family Fireside Funj You'd think canaries had had all "I made ths biggest mistake oj ths wlM bred out of them during my life when I married you." B "That's the way with you men. trc.ny hundreds of years they ie- -e lx.cn in captivity. But they' always bragging." Laughter, t . W1U1AM :haine5 JOAN Imc ! A pi of type. IT, 17 Y 1 . The ' l I.lvea there a wifo with soul so dead Printer 8 wipe; J'n wants to eat -- iilV 1 I f -. "A roofy bloke. Lr mvKt. mc - dednmd this raorolnf. "Think af tistesUaf m. Bifht nlrht, week aftar werk. to e speakers vrgtnf everyone to save ttnfe'l!" 1. r " ,ej J nif-u- early daya of the cavemen. there were no hotels, thus we presume that the first Inn was a cave- inn. " WHO'S WHO IX PROVO This Is Herbert Oatmeal, of the Up in the Medicine Bow Mountains, in Wyoming, game baa increased a lot idring .the past ten years because, they say, of stricter huntmg'iaws. Particularly deer. uchAs a result wolves have become plentif ujup in that country.-InasmyoTeS'clITu1tlet aeJw1ienevtr6yft'ntrTKfy x; p)9re the fields and woodlands for rodents and the people say that rabbits, rats and mice are becoming scarce. The effect of this is that birds are increasing mightily no rats to climb trees and eat the eggs, or mice (0 devastate a ground nest- With the air full of birds, the ranchers find that grasshoppers are much less numerous than formerly. So nature works. ' O J.f?Wlll' "Many a man la ths restaurant business eats elsewhere than la his own cafeteria. A conversational sandwich thus .passed the musta certain ard .In the smoker. town, in tn fnldwest, a restaurant ABAOAIL ' 1 APPIJSAl'CE whose proprietor advertised: EAT IN MY . OWN RESTAU8AY8: a RANTS. A disgruntled customer The woodchopper, big Basque There is this to not finding an oyster In his soup, Paulino Uscudun, now is In a post; he said for bobhedtwent to, this man to complain. The i Mlwfnmiie 'rerherf several hundred ton;io iev7isAj(ary. generoua to Tex Richard and la fastened at one and the proprietor only one Hun- Santa Claus d Gene Tunney, as well ; dred. After th enstorner viewed bis rnd." c ' ht pre, he changed his Une of as tie other current heavyweights. . Mat you've forgotten, the Basque ' Old Silas "rump, th' sage of Ulk. nas engagement this month to Pumpkin Hollow, Is fond of saying: J "'Are you the gtiy U)at adver take an on George Godfrey, the current "I never had M man whiapef any tises. T Eat III My Own RestauBlack Menace since Harry Wills asked. thing ; . ' - to me that wux worth llatenln'' rants"? decided to let old age have its say - 'i amhf sir.' to, about his ring csreer. "Wei you look If", . Vhate-e- r Harry Wills, you remember, fail troubles Eve did have ed to Ret much of a nod from Jack To trrltata or here her. Dempsey when he was champion, Her huhby never boasted of a and George Godfrey has not excitThe (flrla he knew before her. any ( in his ellmlnaHeywood Broun: "It H6ur cus ed Tex. Rickard . 1 i. I uou plans, Tl. Vou csn any this much for false tom to submit contentious ques- .1 qui oe is laming, uhu is and what of the tlsi" that enn 'to tions teeth: they be used, in off by talking plenty, prdeal has Rickard, Tunney and 'company hours, for cracking nuts .or hdlling- slogan." ' V worried. . Uicudun and Rickardare not on "Mind your V Rose Macaulay: . house Just enough to have It com- very good speaking terms these DAILY "Make big mon- fortable, but don't let it bully yoU, days and the Basque is not among tr.e current heavyweights who are ey ! Be a pretzel and don't, buUy It all be V"1 " bender! Oscar eliminating one another for Mr. Rickard these daya Just the same, made Rev. O. A. Studdert-KennedHerring S17S in one week "The curious notion of the nine however, Rickard is very much in bending pretsels teenth century bat We ire rational terested in Uzcudun. If Uzcudun chops down the negro in this new way! . Be Independent,! creatures, deciding deliberstely 1. what la best for. us, is psychologic It will ease what little worry RickCome Into pretzel henrt'ng!" . Fard has at this time about the loud ally lunatic." Today's candidate for the Poison Ivy club Is ths gink who annoyj everybody in the office by shooting paper clips at the back of their neeks. -- la th ut - 1928) (Copyrijht. Hewdjr, follu! One reaaon fur tha tnerraalnc number of accidents Is that there are. too maay TtltB! Orirfaig atie yllndrr ear Besides fTS.OW'given to help out the Republican committee, Sinclair made substantia contributions yiirerDemocratie war chest. It is shrewd pfetitieaf finesse? HaafcHnglpeMnes, - fKUVO-CAIlON- S " na-tiqn- Are MAoe - mot. borkj. r In Smoking Room Not Going or Coming .7. It as Skis- - . .;'...: IS:' CRAWFORD w RALPH EMERSON iVESTfJplNT at Paramount , Thursday, Friday and Saturday mys Uiat if a person throws opn - THE NEW "LIZZIE" h" jloor of the pen suddenly and "Now do you understand the me hastily, the birds w'U J"il T" Mruring and fly wildly around in chanism perfectly "Oh, yes. but there's Just one last .heir cages. Hence, a person with " iverrous temperament has a hard point. Does one put water and gac in through the same hole?" lime raising canaries. The whippet dee; Is a racer and FIXINO-TH- K BLAME TT!saa.lsV that hi -- geUi.wnv"t "Did your wife accept you the fastest of nythng in the world the airplane. In the eeconl first tirce you propoecd?" No, I have only rijyseir to fter the word "go" he looks like a . riash pf lightning and a good whip bjamel pet will make the first eighth of a WIFE'S SKIRT O. K. mile in less than IS seconds which la a rate twice as fast os the a pred "Is this skirt to short?" asked human racer. The Mrs. icts heavens, woman!" "cr'iod "Qreat whippet isd a cross between the -r: Of eem ee U toy- tTetiwomt-anthe r wr "Good!" Am. Legion Monthly. The heaviest rainfall ever known tn the United States wss S3 11 POSTTNO HER MA Inches in two days. Sept. snd 10. 1831. at Taylor, Tanas. The heaviest "I want to marry your daughter." recorded on earth In one day was "Have you seea my wife yet?"' 49 99 Inches at Baguio la the Phili-pin- e "Yes. but nevertheless I prefer Islands on July J4, 1911. your daughter. cx-e- . -- m (CMARIGEID TO CM ESTTEDip ELip . .We 1 miemwi qon, will in vour hnrty " Iocmim vkh lhofhiM fct Akraxlni prmltMtmn and famnoi Son qm.il J fin tilil dam and Iniiu OiU rras PHck Cctm afacpoaut. cr okan. ( Rate, per Day, Single, European Plan 7T room with prisate toilet, 2 to ti " 80 roonij wi.H Kth, $ to . 241 roora wj;h bath, $J to Special Ratei for Familic Coavcnieat Paciiag and C LOS E. Charles , 4 (8 - V .. t anj PartJ . ANGptfS C Eppley, Prerldt'rtt i.r Hamiltsa. 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