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Show ROVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY, PACE TWO OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD lt ef too, NEA Berries, Paine sVJtorU4 Serrtea. tad the Kewtpapert. - Jam a Scrip -j A- HAD. NTelephBe Business office, 65 j Society reporter, MTI editorial room. 120. If yet do act rntfn year paper before ft m. telephone -- :i S3 Mi Fcopwiirb deJ'.Tered tff your resldeftee, ; BnUscrlptlan term By esrrler U ths count j, 4S cuts the iOP tutsiae ; ly mall la the county, ' ; ;. : .. 0 year U sdvsw .' 13.00 $5.00 " '". , . 1 Metal II eoutr, - ill WORDS .1 ,fl L 1 By Ahern HAVJ vJ .Vr i , ' II F -- I V.- -- v &&m,x NJ .5 Ktn -- r;- -- BIG. JEArPlG'-lJ-- MIUE, So 17. SEg K A CAVS16 CRAWL, Ii4, AFTER. SUCK W stATrf otrf A PeFEA-T-! 0AC! fO BORROVi rf 1 r BECAliSC .oU-fAL- K WOU'P ,53" F Jj of stvEArr TiMt C16AR, I 1 AMD 'EGAP POVUAi, T" SrtUPPiiPVoU r 1U. - F MC3RC Kgn UAne t CAM , - : cnl tl' BRAGGADOCIO VoO Jim r UN va.M- : K. Ounnar Raamueon, editor and manager; M. C Hicka, county Clark, advertising editor; r. K Singleton, bn statu manager; V- manager! R. W. GoodcN, felt? editor. .. : By WiUiams OUR BOARDING HOUSE i'l Published bi Out Benlit & C Bodgera, prsstfdeatj at 50 W. 8U, rrTo. I Ux daily. Eaten as secoed-claaitta 22,-192- ' ft. I y A. V II i I U S I V It I S . i r J 'rfl . I ft , V t I ARt.'THtaKiKiG v 3 r Voa COOLP BEST iJ- '- s. OF WISDOM Buy carefully, pay promptly an bay eornttuior. 'WhatrHtstorynX nyhowl After teaching history and international relations in Ssrarthmore College for 35 years, Prof. Wm. Hull tells tha House naval affairs committee that Washington perpetrated fallacy in saying, "In time of peace prepare for war," and colon that it 'is a debatable, question whether the American " ists were justified in their revolution of 1778. - ' suesU.thiit JJajor 1-- Bill Thompson be deputized to give the history departments of colleges "a thorough going-ove- r, or that an apology be made to King George III and let Washington s birthday irgo at that. Such apology, uponwould be interesting, too, would create considerable stir. It talknow lflTDfr Hull approves of MosesMeading of the Is&elites out of Egypt, which was a very great event in ';' hiatory. ? ' DeucH Dictation ! has- - - - -- : : $AM picTURe or jhis is ft scow McmoaTOWARO will a special tax: on bachelors, for the benefit of families wfthseven children, or more. on bachelors? Why not old maids, too? 'But, Itfls lap year.. Women have equal risrhts, or thereabouts. Mnssolini cannot know that the prevailing degree of "single blessedness" is due to the factlhat Italian gents don't pop. dictatorship, doesn't it? Ltjpks like THt to'-p- why-pic- ;;Jr SALESMAN "' SlusscUnf now in his incubator- a plan tha cause wailing and gnashing of Italian teeth. He proposes (rPROO -CATIONS During the past, hundred and fifty years, ths constant action of thousands of tons of waters as It rushes over the brink of the Nlag sra Falls to reced nearly a thouIn the seed sand feet Ja other words, thf ait everything he of the present (alls Is soma three HowJy, lolki; This wit bo cataiiiguca. hundred yards above the spot payday. We ae a couple ef oar creditor hanging around LTL Cr.E CF.E, TII OFFICE where the Niagara River plunged tbe offloe. Into Its long drop la 1777, VAMP, SEZ: . 4 IVn sing leneea is bliss, tis caused ths Erosion, oontlnval by r F"W fwlly to bo yrlvm. action nf-Saturday' EveninrT8ttb"ruc!'" a graJuilly' eaflhg away Niagaras picture of a' frockie4aced boy go brink. Now Niagara power com- A glnk we tb ali's ing riahlng. panies are beginning to worry A silly awMs about th future of ths great falls., SMp me aoimwhnre Is he who calls north of As toe edgs, of the abyss recsdes, .A vase a "vai&e," i.Cmvuand, the river spreads out and ths power Where the worst la like the breW of the flow over the falls becomes Where there ain't no office Jokcro First Sign cf Spring: When you less and less. That explains why Yanking tlf from out one's vest! find that the gut in your tennis the Niagara Falls Power Company racket has snapped durlag the win- has put engineers to work, designU1 Gee Qe alwayi carries a ter months. ing soma plan t half the erosion supply of matches with her. She which is eating away ths force, of AH4GA1L says she uses them for lighting her ' the falls. r. APPLESACCE toftot oope. V WMCHOUSC over-worki- tO Sacrilege 6CTR100FIT- Of POBllS pWJMi pwOHl 'to ctwrt in tahl use the Killar of Salt long held thjeatn tor be Lot'a wife of the Old Testament: and, the matter is religious quarters in Palrcpqrted to be causing dismay in ' ' estine. . Whether tne original Mri. Lot 1 Dismay everywhere! erjjot, that pillar has been a precious, an Instructive monu-tr.cj- it to the folly of women who do not put down one foot tfjpr another m their husbandsI tracks. : i Saltmen, spare that pillar r ' r l THptT H rtMpAwwro THE Mf.a t f gr- r -- - K j MmML m rrr- -- .rT t -- n ,;" 1 - OWMFYOO'LC 3UST MttXJNO EHIND TWS SKCTcM, fOU VllCL &ee THE SAfie SKATCJ GOING PROM YOU IN 5TTU. we. 66T i- - amo PS. - igaret-lignte- TO FROfA POri'LAB AiWO STAtt. A.ROONO e AMD 6UZ1 COMMA OOVMItlTUEPLUO MOW THAT THEY HAVE tT7 . 'Twill Be Some Go ; to advertise, throughout our fair land, the magnifiZ It is CAsr.eyTNOT itsihe HOOFAMYHOW: ftSK ME. himd FooT.ORMeeee RIGHT PROMT IT PUTS ft KICKER IMTHIS SMOTHER. WASHINGTON. TUB- S-: : .( marors. 2 Hal At the last intar.t 'tU recalled that, up at S:attle, Mr. Mayor Landes has a woman contestant for her official it out, ladies? booties. Why not roller-skat- e : : ( r-iteCPCATeD Mi BeeN The CFFOSTS Cf CTA,N WRRS SVoliva may tot find that tho world is flattened but he'i bound to ten across some incomo taxpayers who are. By Crane vjee uooks nrrjp TVfxMRCATTSTOf f , livz.?. srcAt thei A V I -- ,StMteMStUftttD. Trt 1X0M tN trtUlOCR tS WRRlCANeiSUKl5?-- el I 5 I I K . , VI . r" . . . , m ! . : - - y ' ASK A I WVR ii-o? tf. ' drink of water. , s . ,: ti,r, did have -Work! ' Oruiwt Feat of .Dei!. The ners and To IrrlUto grieve She had few household tasks to do terityj Making a paycheck stretch spring from one payday to another. When suffering from ' few! This side np with care. ' ' ( Well, we will soon have with us Shannon. Art believes who the again gentleman OONTlM ? Uii. .. simply Tha man who insists that au never mi,ttmwnr is In the mind" stepped on a tack with his bare feet whUe dashing to get the baby a . fiiMi1 i Whatever troubles Ere Wt VIHCRE V- - , V f 'Rinstmce, uorrkanc O-0 -- tAM'1 MAKE HEAD OR fAlU Cf tf. r-- I " uke V 5vf J "X ts j - - : , l LM'PRP. FANNY SAYS Family fireside Funjj " - - -- to February v Limit, - 21 jjifeBCSJS . . ' LaSAMLELES AND RETURN Hf U " 11 II I an here's . A fnairs namei" ON 1W rAfcP. COWARD TtACR. ' I 'AuirVST u creTT-- ir SRR "i? r IRATE THAT i NAM, COSOU? 28 - 29 Days J$S " ' ami-a- it TrtES I i I TEACH AMO VCHAT TAO y . .:. ' XEtU VUXtrV NOT Mfe. EtARO ' at. At- - 1RMe a e1 ' "v , s. u A SOCKS i ywwtffa FIND OUT" SOMPIM v OUR. rAAP. v-- v 1 fttOOf".' bis college. . . - - " : wr, m I JJ4 If your stomach AT TUiC AUTO SHOW ' ... . Pronounce "idea" as if spelled with" stress on "de. Don't ire Tdirt" when you mean "efcrth". "Dirt" Implies "filth." Adage, popiilarly used but often wears his religion misquoted:-'Has he does his hat'1 wr"H wears his faith- but as the fashion of his hat." as Shakespeare wrcte it in e CltCoCy Agent Phone 115 U W 10 C H. n PACIFIC Nothing." r HP OF TONGUE rank Depot Ticket Agent . Phone lit ; for his dof, is now willing to let 4 table. ! who him .(0. .wjthout any references as I I Baron Cooke: "Ofxme Jhln? Professor Diggpudslve, Bobber, j1. nows nearly everything, ssys few to tae future prospects. , you may be certain, 1 Sry (.rentes copy-cat.- " is NTDCTt , astronomers wear collar buttons In i Blondy. ths manicure, has bought the back because, with their heads herself a pair of Russian booU to uiiei FATkER'8 ADVICE Her. IL"D. Hooper: "It is "the vpwltTi ao much, they doa"t I to marry a girl In- - traders and not the miasionaries .keep flirtatious traveling men from! need to j, in Ought place. things f poUingv her silk stock ifigl by try- - J Pp. ,,i Mrt.V who has been telleetually my Inferior r- who encourage the wearing of clothes." nkle.ur,d'!1, tl,eNaia!y try'hg te find a good home flfoasible, yes," sat The !'- -- --' Shop ' iiaLZ,J'r 18-00- . t ji I Tr ouBles Dizziness "wo car with a worm drive? "No, I woulda't trust my husband at the steering wheel -- we re going tq.hyc j chauffcurj" - '' "Much Ado About ' Headache and A. . X S tbmach . Don't say "I d is remember." You For particulars call Is valued ' j ", "forget." Stopovers Allowed Ever human likes Jenny Wren, perhaps because shs's so little and brisk and has a neat song. It would be Interesting to-- know what . the ether birds think about her. If she finds a blrdaousa- with two cojovi partments in it, this Jealous little wretch and her husband fill the " pnrt they don't want with all sorts "Turned over a new baf?'' "No turned over a new car." Good Hardware.' . one night only NATURELAND VJ A national bank at Baker. Ore,, has In its vaults as a part of its ;oU reserve one of the largest nuggets ever found. It was dug up Bear Baker, weighs! 8Q ounces and ' SON'S REFORM "Freddy hasn'tr been out at night three weeka, ut of played pnktr-fo- YOUR ENGLISH Take advantage of this sprctal rate and ride comfortably In reclining seats In chair cars and coaches. " tv- a- ' - of, Vbblsbj.-A9KiiLHinhabitable. must be more conscientious than that. Jeanne. If you practice onyour piano every day, I'l give you twenty sous." "Twenty, mother? I guess not! The neighbors are offering me one French hundred if t don't" ."You Humor. - t ,r-a- t modern. Have you Rose Marie?' ,. "No, madame, but you will find What this country needs Is better . , res- Blossom Time beautLul.' in one-artraffic regulations " "Now the same thing holds good ' taurants. ' in the book store. "'Have you a copy of Who's Who What has become of the man who tried to shoot - himself 'wben he and What's What, by Jerome, K. ; caught' himself... cheating- at soli- Jerome?' "'No, sir; I ain't got that.' replies . taire? the clerk who was 'educated In a ! ' green house, but sells books for a A total Vms " . living. 'But I have got, Who Is H Is Ahmze Mack, end. What He Oot, by Brtutstreet,':. i HI ear stalled . On a railroad track. hired one of Mr. Edison's chief nsMnt-anto act as chauffeur of my radio set." ovr hoca'. LEAST, MEET TMe MA6SLEFT . Saturday.- I . snper-het-rody- without taking a year's Course as a wireless engineer. "It ts really rery lmpir," Mr. Wstwash expUlnixl What ARe am i In Smokinsr Room ' A kla cuuvciHiiuuai aucn mm Btucft. a inahe. ihjtMitiwJMUt, mouth, and set VLFW If he hasn't what th he rW fwont hj. It. I away wltn This smoker cuatmfipwanta." . knew his conversationay stock.- A A fortune awaits the man who enters a store, where they sell first invents a way to remove gum 4ady music, by the sheet and score, - . from shoes. . " 'Have you the score of the 'old ' ', - . opera. The Red Mill? Beneath this stone t"'Ni. madam, but I can give, IJes Kphralm SUblee; .... yon The Bite Moon.' t the words r.. " "Well, I prefer something more Ott whisky lubelst Wctwosh, radio fan. who has finally solved the problem of how to operate all the accessories of THE ABO Ve JC- L04TR ATeS WHAT! (3 Oil THINKS Thf NAG IS RAU.Y VOATH MCAUWHtLE BARM ", f n ana Knm ner COMet (M - MECHANICS HORSE, AMD C6Pt-60aX,- me 5) WWOCMT1ACI.Y. cence' of California's highways and, as an advertlsemt nt it will be what Ralph Walda Emerson might call "a corker." Z Mayor D. Madcrij, of Salinas. Calif., proposes to skate Mijor Fred Swantcn, of Santa Crur, Calif., a roller-skat- e race from the one town to the other, Borne 40 miles, in July. and what is coarsely Both. are millionaires, middle-ageccaQrd "puss" : and. on- can fry egga anywhere on the naked in July, uruslly. jatpment between Salinas and Santat Cru2, fcehadW-Hlworld isInvilMdTTpcnttTma-wilThp 1 SAYS: "A dentist Is th' only mun who can 4h (Poor. SKfiT) r - 1 s: - rYcLoseoP view of tvc. horsc hs Te ' F 1 ' Toreign correspondents Btateathat it is now'th who" are playing with the matches and likely to A hundred 'thousand start- another Balkan conflagration. menAera of "tfie InBrair Rt wnitlCMfy-tntEatloirinrminv and rlrillincr to fltrht Serbia for Macedonia a freedom however, at long distance it seems, that these dofiiaris start with a war song that may orove fatal. They are usinsr the song "John Brown a Body, with Tpdor Alex androff's name substituted fof John's. We simply can't see; anything rallying, or spurring In, "Todor Atexandrofrs body' goes marching on'; and, when sung In Greek, it must ' be,sdmething paralysing. &1 A:--- :.- - . 1 CHUMMY WtTH Good Sona Gone Wrona Mace-dojjii- rfT'.J ' 7,0 UT'ST I " v Tcmifi 1 S. ITS A eva6 Bt- - k VoU-P.HORSe, COMIMG SLOW MOTtOM H0ftSE - By Swan -:- t- ft sick, yon are sick fbb lose stretiflh and"pcp,w fH thiai and ncrrous and feel at bred when yosl ' get up as when you went to bed. -For 10 year Teniae has improved the health and activity of many thou- sands who suffered just as yon da. Here Is A letter Uom . eras ot. Mr. B. Cressy, ef 859 Ellis St, tr . mmtcM, mt. San Francisco, Calif., ssys: "I ut-.- .. There may plenty of room at fered sgonies with my stemach and the top for working girls, but there would bloat so badly I coold hardly thighty little st the bottom. get my breath. But Tsnlsc hot so4 only relieved ma of indigestioa gave me a splenconstipation, but x did appetite." - Why nottetTanbcdoforyoa wist SpetraodkCroopsi freqtiently it did lor tRresufiertr and lot thousands reiiaved by one application of- of others? It is marvelous to see how it relieves the most obstinate digestive troubles relieves gas, pains m tba stomach and bowels. How it restore appetite, vigor and sound sleep. Tanlac is made of roots, barks and . herbs nature's own medicines for the sick. The cost is less than 2cents s dose. Get bottle from your druggist today. 1 1 Your money back U doeso'i belpyoo. U SWJ&VS s ' f ROUP V VAPORUB orir V mlAk' w 2 hi taui Hi - T k iiel a i T t tf nuui'J tTUieiavl 52 AiiUiON norms wm I |