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Show FROYO EVENING HERALD, WTDNESDAY, FESSUABY 15, 182T PAG3TW0 r OUT OUR WAY r THE HERALD Pebnahed bj the Bertie" CjrpunUu, K. C Rodger, president, at atattef I dally, fcatered M seeond-elaa- a 8. W. tt, at tba pnatafika ia rrva, Utah. Meaner ef the United Press) assocU-tltNrjL jferrfp Paine fcV'ltorlal SerTlce. tod the James a, Bactw lt SO m i ' i - i OUR COARDING HOUSI l ' 'X rrv, 4rfl Newspapers. f I If carrier In the county, BebecrlpUoa term year In advaw ; by null Is the county, 15.00 (he ,. eeata the fl 11-6- la. laleyhona ' If 1 lOf; Editorial Badness office, 95; Society importer,' Telephone lewtre ytUp j--t iwrf w ftwfti I5ifarIf yew e 85 and a copy mill be dci.vered to your residence, -- VALOTfiaC,' HEW? O' V S6UEP AM , ,. w ws.uuATiM uensRRia'-f- o Me vis 1 Poem. of. Lead tt UOkfEP TO AM, A rtAWAHAA JmticeWeet e -. UKE CREK - PWLOSOPMERI- ALvdAVS REMEMBER,--" RlPlCUUS -- TRAMPS i)HrHe TrlfiL-foES GREAT SEKP-BoAR- P WASv MClWER. WAS bertiUa Y"ET7- - op-tm- CAU-E-P e bis . . saV Mm-m-- .I ARS MAR KEP Wrfrt Vl '2 - Tak- Hoople wose is UJEAL crfARAdfeRtsTi L"T0 PeRlCLE-fri- .as 5ef Buy carefully, pay promptly and save something. '; rf OF WISDOM WORDS -- po Vou vli4W AMcrfUCR CRACk: WAS. VSrlOi MV W05E OVER BER j N. Gunner Raamusost, editor and manager; N. C Hicks, county editor; F. K. Singleton, business manager; J mm Clark, e4vrtialng manager; R. W. Goodellt city editor. : .;, 1 . A : -- T JAV . HUH? ICA BREAD.LOVE FEREASEfl ?WOOR f- stents; CAV4 V4EV.U, outside eooaty. 0 OM A -- 'I AGlM, HUr ? KiQWVe PPCS tip eAA PisrfiMdioM , After studying the 'fmonkeyltg'!.. with legal., justice take up the $tudy of poiiticat "Justice. afld the "monkeying" with it. Then, dip into social justice. You vwilL very likely finally deduce that such things as "crime waves', "moral degeneracy oL our youth." capitalistic oppression, class leg islation, widespread disrespect of law. and whtever else r : Oils ho pntritU.JLrn ilim to irfl ill Ttiut We have before us, today, a very .fine demonstration of "monkeying ' with political justice, In.the case of Jtrank U. S. Senator, of Illinois, thus: L. bmith.' would-b- e Elected by corrupt use of corporation money. Barred cut by. the Resigned., Reappointed by Gov. Small Another Illinois senatorial election in November. ' ' , St-nat- Re-electi- ' .1. J ConsiuertJQ u lureguiu runcjusiun. ., "how will the If Mr. Smith ia him? - He will be the name old Smith, under J . . Senate treat the same old his second election be as pure corporation Influence.-'thougas newly fallen snow. Jf the Senate admits him, the public utility gang of IIliuu:.- has us man; and, it doesn t care how it gets him, so long as he goes in. If the Senate again bars him, more primaries and more senatorial elections. In your interesting study of present day political justice VVUyfiTON TUBBSZ . '"T" rftl UUOroOBf 5 I 6&l,Dib . that shame does not enter in at all, even In cases wherein those publicly condemned try to break into important bodies - , that don t want them. Kippep tor ' WHKtVOO Kttvt .n LrZ van R0 um yJ QY CRANE . tmCRt VtlWCUtOUS.v 50MC D f L L.."??l( feT I S VATAOOt REftSWI )M0 2sa :f r-- I CXOtaMiCV Los Angeles press association dispatch. Out of what would the law be cheated, should Hickman execute himself T for discussion 7trattier'negt-mifstio- n ; alienists andleirarauthorities. isn t it I , Of course, Hickman s is a peculiar case of possible cheating. If twenty-fiv- e per cer.tof the cheating of the law were lo be prevented, we would have to have a standing army of ruurdd bigger than all our forces that went into the World War. Albeit, for debate purposes, here's Question: Of what ivould the law be cheated by Hickman hanging himself ? the law. tht ...Ami... SIDE GLANCES a li - 41 uMUMiBut, . V oh. ?MEMBe W6. X What?nou wort even KM." "rf?l rt rVtYlJZ7r 1 a Thoosaho. Tr: "a U.kk .11 1 a,. .T-iTg- sat VfoR mwvA SlO. AKlt TWVKatJTi ll I 41 -- wJiirjfom Alfalfa HOW ASSESSOR'S - 1 'UfilAlltlM. iv( to be the only man in Provo who can shave without getting soap up bis nostrils or mak ing funny faces at himnelf In the mirror,- Photd by Ralph Eggertsen. M..n II n - 1 of .the feasant View disftrict, who is said WORK mjc. Jnws kctuwiy ft Assessor stands on 'top of The is the grooriginal 'Yea-maKnight building with cery clerk who has to listen to a telescope. housewife spend 80 minutes orderI t. Gasea at a lot two miles north ing a head of lettuce over the tele- high-power- ed nT Cl I t.xn: .... J: would-b- e af J ... I V : - " i ollegian," began an erstwhile Jfofcssor, whose callous- ' ea nanna betokened present tm-plojihenT in" mbrVaroTubua lines of postponed, as a mouse hat tot inti endeavor, "was taking an Intelligence examination which was parttne butterny valve. ly oral. He had done fairly well, al it was obvious that the -WANTED. lri lor rweral house though JTZ " ' work; mast be able to cook and like night school labors fin- he had after children." Advt. luhed the day's plumbing. Th' dern cannibals! "!Ws 00 you know about Bud- s (I Addled Axiom: It'a aa ill wind When Henry Ford begins quanblow down some cam tity Drductlon of his flivver airpaign pooler. planes, we won't know whether to . an airdrome in the back An auto demonstrator tried to lell build nr a perch on top ef the house. yard car: . drive, but Gee Gee said he didn't EVERTDAY HEROES want any worm driving he( car. This is Henry i, - fcrrrrwi - Bv George Clark : , ..)(( In Smoking Room "A that doeant : 1 1 the name ef the Saxophone be chanred to BalppyphoiMi. All In favor My jr!." III I 1 1 - (Copyright, 12S) Howdy, foUui. It ha. moved ad wcoadod Cheating the Law large "death watch' has been placed over Hickman, to observe his every movement, night or day, lest he cheat A mvKTM TA rKUVUailUWS;.. &'WJ a- S U s 7 iTNlT "Wf flLUVeVOOj - 2?rVrt MORt. Z I 1rr$WRW4H fRlCNO. - y pi MX " wcovoo$, Vvctuof come vxT(VMM ArttJ6Ul raF A 6000 SCOUT m V '"" do? asked the questioner. " 'It's not bad," returned the am r. bitious 'But we've always used oleomargarine at our pipe-fitte- house.""- The Bo Sh6p When some one In the shop, this Amarilla mornlngr, asked Mrs. Amplcglrth, if she ever went on "wild goose chase, she replied, "Why, now i cnuL-n-i my nusDana Pete, the porter, was hoping the hound he won in a crap game might turn out to be a bird dog when it took to running after chickens, but it did the same thingwith mail carriers, collectors mndf . . automobiles.. f Biondy, the manicure, is sorry she' had Just one side of her hai Doooea, oecause, when she carries . 3: saya, "Why that lot . doeant .' makes er look as if she were walk seem more than a Mock away; U ' The of extravagance: Us- In" " the bias. height ' ' mast be Just south ef Third South. ing champagne in fingerbowla. NEXT! . . 1 Assessea lot at IS a front foot BT GIRL CHTJM3 There are 425.000 words in the After an egg has been in hot , English language, but the modern ' "Sq yoifre engaged!" for a certain length of time, it flapper only uses one "Gimme." "Ye. and you shpuld have see . go does a man. gets Bill propose." . Art Shannon, "I have seen him." Detroit Mr reAn hi one who can member when spendthrift was a man who paid IS for a pair of shoea. hard-boile- 3 old-tim- er fiaw:m '1 iJP U-- I ' ttT II ? a TJ V v M VwVJr T f I - alesman jam 4 J Jf7 .- - .. : U&OOTTWHyA 760MWRMTMe tNy sold aVSetToetT 1 om T wot' ".- fscfsjn? -r " " 5(Mce TH' " 7 HYSWA1S (jOAOCP ReHQtfty two-pan- ts -- 4 'lr. TRITH FftfW.C-.'t- t T(CO UP MOMCV : What this world needs is not so suit, as a two-sepants. much a IN ADVERTISING (Advt. of Duratit Motor Co.! "In the new Star Your 1 am giving yon a bigger and hotter can than the new Ford." C0W tAM" 9( etrY rr PROFIT - . One : H:-- " .:::.. minor nura.teriea.oX Jlfe. ptth when the is why, photographer asks you to look pleasant, your face Im- -, mediately assumes an expression as If you had Just swallowed a soar pickle. -- , SI Auto Snow Note:.. The Provoca--' tlon Motor Company announces that the demonstration of the new Whlf- fletret Sis has been Indefinitely 1 '' "No, no! Take it away it would make me look stout! WeH , BUT d GUZZ J 0 1 T ( .'' -- I 7 OUT , W raAO V LJATrWlM -r.V. . V 1 van V-5- E manikin. - 1 1 rlRfc!: Every once in a while, someone has to suggest that the world is n earing its end. Not infrequently, j the death of the sun is predicted as the cause of Earth's demise. Consequent thor assertion of Prof. J. j H. Jeans, prominent British astronomer, that the sun has not long to live may be tokn with the customary "grain of salt" Prof. Jeans has made close observations of the sun over a period af many years. He has now that bur heating plant ia eechtng the stag of life common to stars. known as "white dwarfs." The life of a star, like that of a J ' triegaured by epoch -- trf birth, growth and death. When a star becomes a "white dwarf its mergv has been dispelled and It is actually dead. As the sun, which supplies all- EarthV. heat, but a ' tar. Its death means the1 end Of our workL But, even granting Prof. ; It wtH Jeans 'Ci. -- '"""" 'v'"-- if hu-ma- n,' . - . Oklahoma City Bureau) TlPOFT0Nf.ITE ' : " 1 make It no. Don't use "differ with when yoU YOUR ENGLISH mean 'differ from." Doflt iayn hope' t do not disAdage popularly used tilt .often commode you. ""Incommode" Is a misquoted: "Every 'inan li" ,th rr hftect of his own fortunes" was better word. Pronounce "depot" as If spoil- "His own cnaractr is the arbiter " ed '! It is not "Uoy po" ftjrt'fne," as Puhlius iJtcr.ir.2c a" uio has sitcmptcd to rrr3 rra tt;"3,00 years affE j- - V TJ laaaaal ' vi iywi Moneyback Your -- ibly take at least a million years , for the sun to die, ' ll con-elud- ed - st VAN H auburn-haire- euwsoowM CftSV, 1 and dancer of Shaw nJOka.., took part In a style show in her home town, Judges, astoiT lt ba that hfer evt pulehrttttle "had owndispisyed la a beauty eon-tppronounced hf "the moat perfect farmed girl In Oklahoma." So now she has a contract with a musical comedy! This picture Just gor to prove that clothes don't make the " aingej- i OH , THfSS TH' TM' WftReHOOSC Whan Uiss Elvie Herndon, - IM teANTIMC SUPPOStM SHE'S ALWAYS IN STYLE dMbBOOSfif SCIiNCE 1 1 , ,Jtabbl Stephen Wise: "Compaa- a marriage Is a sex shopping pcytate Mr. BUlertoa, the butcher, was a expedition. ''"fiittlnf "") jovial eoul. As n Maude Roy den: "I don't think an order of lamb hops for a tody castotner aba asked curlouaiyi "Mr. God worries, much whether I smoke Billerton, what led yoa to choose or not." present occupation. your -Well, really, I dont know, Robert Lyrd: "The world Is so ma'am.- Maybe It was because I full of a number of cures that it Is Umalways been fond of animals." a woruter w have not arrived 4t Successful rarminf,' aa earthly Paradise long ago."j - grocer returns your ; at our expense on money I any I for any reason whatever. Vow statement is enough. St hi Hiirgf rvivt-- Don't return the goods. I ; |