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Show PROVO EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, 'PACTS TWO i THE HERALD tnttiiTporUirJt Bt, Pro, UX datly. laterad at mcmMui r'uMUned So. SO i Ut aMaMawasaaawaaii CL W. tt the postoffic 1 Prove, pith. Member U to I'altad Press duo. JiEA Sorrlcm, Pali aViiorUl Set viae. ad Of Jaao A c.P-T- U auttaf-- 1 wrtO inaja.au uwd ViM"trite Tefctitanee Business afOiti W: Society reporter. Wf! editorial rooms, VSA. If yoa 4a no? receive your paper before n. ml tolcptons 1U b del'.vir4 to yonr rvaldeM.' i0 and a cop - r - - - , 1928. rtrj 17.7 - . - ft V I rW J&jZ W U- - - r VAutAiuwt. I --frfcs wW,V5,T VFACf QUI BOARDING HOUSE If t I '. 7 Oce.twf A .nr. Jy, f . ii kifehS V''A RF EVER a oerip i n i ' al Bodgers, praaldeai, laaa aMM" n FEBRUARY-13- , - Uff ocg-t- 1 GOT f "ST ALL rtUSttT VJrTH HAirrs rirtBy miss. ct TAR AAiP VOAOPER If QUAKTTOM CuPtPS VllPE, V (TlORSIeiOiiToWfLUirS'5 isoiMg, l.'?-36K- LOOkS UkOS A COUPLE OF fw', V I bU Babicjlptiun terms B carrier la the county, 48 ecata the county, 300 0 year la advaa ; by mall la the county, tLBO id 1 tXPer45E'p N. Gunner Rasmuson, editor an 4 manager; N. C Hicks, county editor; F. K. Singleton, business manager; Jet a Clark, advertising manager; R. W. Qoodell, city editor. Refinement and Ref 6rm : On February 17 will be celebrated the birthday . . of Frances E.Willard, famed temperance worker who, as much as any other person, paved the way for prohibition in this country. It is instructive to read that in the days of her hard- ft f est work there was almost no mention of her in the stately a"HaijraTnliyazines" of Ker day. For '"h" '"" rmt rrmaideredJ L refined; she did not stand upon th niceties of social observ-- I ance. but plunged into the fight and made her own rules. i That is the way it usually is with people who ret great I thinirs done. They are not considered "refined" at the time ; J1 the "better people" rather look down on them. But," later on, A monuments are raised to their memory. I '1' Aerial Traffic Rules - It Ics easy to sympathize with young-- Bert Acosta, trans- Ctlantic tlier. for his arrest Jn Connecticut ; but the lact re-Htnim mat tnr w unnci n un.ii i "m niimra cvtv law barring: aviators from "stunting- or flying-- low over L cities is a rood law. ' Other states might do well to copy It. If a pilot brings C ( his nlane lotover crowded city streets he is not only riskingC his own fe. buendangertng. the. Hyea.oLveryojiecneath, him. If his engine stalls unexpectedly he has to come down in t'the street and if you'll try to picture a speeding-airplanlanding in a crowded city street you realize that this would I: be a miffhtlv serious matter. , ; 3 - Comoel all fivers to stay at least 500 feet in the air "when nassine over cities or towns. It won't be lone before n there will be soinany airplanes, in use that such-- a statute p will be needed badly. -:- J5? OaOPPiUGr -- i x-- 1 - FlMO ' ijl jj JosT AS -- THE ItACHER i& OUT. Tt OUT WVW "IrAE FAMILW WOtttX l&SO BACKWARD. M WASiilNOTON TUBBS MR. GMXUV, SlffiMJ - -f- l- 6lTCrR A - to KiO. CnJeR we. i T.ve tms vim-r- ; ruWMJt Off Ncwr e " h This implies a tremendous amount of growthand doubt-- r less has set ChiceKu's booster to singing roundelays at a great rate. l. ' Vj' I - But "Will it. after 4.1L be an unalloyed blessing? Isn't 'there a. limit bevond which biirness ceases to be desirable 7 rt New lork.even now, in too big; too big, that is, for the of the average resident. J It is just possible that sooner or later cities will try to . com-i'fo- , ways to keep from .expanding, rather than doing all in yheir power to increase their size. "Observations V MrAntonia.MflrQUa hi? e ground that Mrs. Marotto ifif WWW? onw Tgll HWM rW, HOUR -- 1 r SIDE GLANCES - , a, d. S I k: k I V 4 Inveatlgated a daatardly , outrage In the North Ship me somewhere north of Greeneaat district Young land. To lonely. Icy floe ... Jonea, who haa a Jong Where record aa a youthful there alat bo doggone taxes , deeper-adoAnd a man can save his dough! la accused af Wa) i By George Clark throwing a ripe tomato Dtwcon Smith' front door. 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I . trousers. 1' quarter-inc- fHeiw mm TKR . . "A young doctor remarked an Uvea there a man with soul so dead Individual, who bore little love for Who nevrr to himself hatkraaid: For two centa I wouldn't ahave the medical profeaaion, "had Just finished his first case. On day he thla morning! - an insurance -eompany'e claim form,, with tha request that it be filled out Never having seen THE ZERO IN ACHIEVEMENT 1: Marking deck of cards I such a form before, the ambitious so that you can wfi at solitaire, j young surgeon took It to a friend After much labor they tr Working Se yeara to Invent j for advice. most of it filled out. a mock apinach soup. finally got r .. "'Here's one we forgot,' said th Perhaps th reason why American doctor, aa the two were about to tntiehTkf e because th average cook won't stay put under "cause of death" V " 'Oh, Just sign your name there,' long enough to get It well done. replied his advisor, chuckling." Mary had a little lamp. She had H trained no doubt, Wtsecracker OOoofty Just moped For every time her sweetie came. in ta express the view that even If The little lamp went out it was an electric plana that was Contrib. no s.gn you eould get current se; lections out of It- The picnic season will soon be here, when the masculine picnicker will resume the great outdoor sport of trying to keep a tomato aandwich from. leaking on bi white flannel i- CX5R T ' This country will never get back to normalcy until you see men holding a cigar on a toothpick so that they can amok It down to tha last Art Shannon. Uvea of (layers all remind us, We can kill with eawy mirth. And the Jury then will find ua Just a boy Insane from birth" - cuco - tAMOVS AMERICANS - the manicure, calls a Greta Garbo kiss a pertnansnt wavs, because she says it make ncr hair curt Professor Digirendelve. who knows besrly everything, told tha boys in ma snop, this morning, that fe Mtaioane har had anything wtto cnaimel swimmers their nickname, "greasers. despite ' NEXT u- 1 - 'Fee-e- l stabbed him on 50 occasions; what and, he outran her several other times. It was Mr. Marotto considered companionate marriage. dog.t Blondy, old-tim- er pouRS? OFFER Even if It does eat bananas and peanuts, Pete, the porter. Isn't convinced that his new pup ia a. police ' This Is Egbert rineapple, aai4 ia b the first soda rahtam- ia time or inn vear when . tnui give lea creaai atu. hla all taxpayer begina ta wish children were triplet. ' , fancy names. Mr. . Pineapple hi sow at work on hla Fl rwt Sign af Spring: When yon discover that your wife haa riven naejerpieoa, a sun dae to contain U away your only pair of tennis ahoea.' different kinds of An ia a girl who can re aw cream and which will be. named member when ah gave her aWeetle "Lovers Strawberry Paradise Dean aah tray made out of a aaucer light." covered with cigar-banWhatever trouble Adam had Hla happiness to mar, DESPERATE CHARACTER Hla wifto never nagged at him DENIED BAIL! To buy another car! H'Ullo Jonea, altaa "Cotton-top- " llaa Tourhy Jonea, alala -- That awful Jonea kid,' waa belrrg held in-- Tha business man who marries commualesMta thla nwrn- - ins steongrapher who takes dicta-- Up Tun Rift riHpa AndJiQWthey ata.predicting.lh4thicor-i-ta- f U radiur of GOHmtlStPff (rffrthe" f uturH--btrirrtrrwit' center of its downtown district to the city limits. i, f (Copyright, 1928V- - . Howdy, folk! A snaa never resUlaea hw much he. haa given to charity nntU ha atarto to make aut tba exemption on hi Income tax. MiQV TOR ilO. -- "'"fj'ein J PROVO-CATION- S 11 1 - HYCUANF fH CARP, e r .""- ' gy 1 |