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Show - FACE TWO r PBOVO EVENING HERALD, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUABY 8, 1S28 OUT OUR WAY THE HERALD . OUR DOARDING HOUS pftiRU-ixcrr- mmOf. fatNMMMMllMiMtM tot W. fit, Pravo, I t the poetofflc U Prove, Cttk. Member f the t'altad Frae aso4 Jaa and, MeavKEA Strrlga, sWipf : ; . Newspaper. ,; ' " tO Bo. rr C root-- vouasELV . If yea da u recede j8ut K end a eopywill BubecrlDtloa $5.00 Q ' 13.00 J J :. . wrte, 10T Editorial ppr befor I p, m. UieptoM reeideae. - Business of Oca, 99; Society Tphoaee rooms, 1204. W dWlTerod to yoar teras-wB- f In adaa ifreoi? Ave iOiiv g Pa&jJSrsic t Trt rfHEf ZttzDO . VI MISS - -- ii M - WORDS OF WISDOM Bay carefully, pay promptly tod utr 1 qqa.t1r ouac OMtss U VJEAUTH HAUl, VlAS MAI SOLE f3Vfe CrtURCrtS-lVPE- APFEAR-l- b OR OFSYPdEV, AU5tkALlA! MUCH MUCH muWj Jun r is oiE HAP urfri Boarders,.. of j- .. I Askr, KeAsori "W9f AM WH carrier U th county, 48 erat tha aaoataj t ; by aiB la th tmutf, KK outside esaaty, - I ABOlTf MISS K. Gunnar Raamuson. editor and manager; M. C Hick, county Clark, advertising editor; F. K. Singleton; business ; ' editor. Wi K. Gooc.n, city muter; L Aim j X x" -- C-- ait fyru-Tti- OF 5WS rf; HAS A op , omethlaf. Houston Isn't So, Hot of Houston, Tpx, was not loath to tell New Yorkers, on hia recent visit to Manhattan, of the ad- iTrt2jfe8"of IIoustofTSrarKTnmner conventioorcityr lie pointed out that Houston' dimata is cool and mild: that .sea breezes from the' not distant julf temper the heat of the Texas sun : that the my Is distinguished for Its archi Mayor Holcombe - - wrid thfi tMurft xnvrt i - - &nJfoiA - i - and thatthe1 main thoroughfare, 100 feet wide, has along the curb giant oak trees that touch overhead. "with a touch of mbrr&smflV! Jh mayor-added, according to a New York paper, that this thoroughfare was named "Main street. New York, of course, would be ready to smile supercil iously ai inau.xet.ine good mayor needn't have blushed, Mam street is an American tradition. And why not? i If : certain street is your main street, why not name it bo and , be done! -- Oill rf-C- LV.SMT.orr. I till ' 0maJ;L' WASHINGTON TUBBS ThtLCharm oLBanditru VOrt fKVL foR that line iu. 4- There died in Italy the other day a patriarch who rejoiced in the title of "the last of the Italian brigands.! e he had been credited with more than During his 30 murders, and in his youth he was known as "the wolf of the Sua.' It is rather odd, when you stop to think of it, how such a man can always hold our interest. Notorious bandit mm to exercise a great fascination for all of us; biographies of sucn men as jessee-jamelor instance, are Belling like hot cakes all over America. t , Why w it ?J-i- t because tr so hedred aboutwith andTegulatfthr that'we tiavff sTTneakiri admiration for a man who defies all law! It would make an Interesting siuay ior a psycnorogisr. I m -6 J COM V emu VN- 60H we - HoftY New 8CIENCE 'noiJ fWtM,': s s, Ttar J. P. Morgan is at. Mexico City to make loans to the government. It is thought that candidate Obregorf suits Mr. Morgan, for president, SAX, Your dear eyes Your smile I hasten to you To gladden . seem to shine on mev is a welcome ray; when work is done, ' .;; each passing day. 1 GOfffS fou t now NOW, IF YWWfrV 'l OP SOMe CtMi u'v Hef!, ' ; j An apparently simple device bid fair to revolutionise highspeed motor boating. VAAA It Is the "fanUU" attachment of Johannes Plumm, a New York in (Copyright, 192S) ventor, who ha already used hi rnovo STOCKS 'Howdy, folks! Wednesday. invention with great success pa, a Waak 4la HmIi tut Jliinnf. Oh -least one motor boat Plumm boat Bid Aakad was the whafa the .nee? Please pas first to carry two dozen Renovated Chewing the rat potftoa. at a speed of mil a Oura , .43tt , .43H passengers minuu. Other speed boats have Wooden Nutmeg (a.. I SA .... male aa much as slrhtv mllu an Another point In favor of prohl-- Water Milk Prod. I Hoiir but only when the load cuu bltlae) la that nulKJy gets oi no mora UiaQ two lightaufftctent- '- touraga on chocolate I vulcanised wainea. .oe malted mllka to ilng "Sweet Ade weight passengtr. ' The "f antalUX. I aa invention t mid line on University Ave, which resembles the tall of a whale. night Earwig Kennels 7s It 1 mad of aluminum and fit on United Moonshine the stern of ths boat la an adjustDOWNTOWN 8TBt'CTt nK LEAS- 3M .... .199 Distillery able DoaiUon. When tha boat has ' ED FOB W YEARS Folding Oyster Bed 'attained high speed, the flat fan Co. , .19 UU nrts the rear end high In the Elite Pool Room Ts... J2i .67 M water, keep bow and atera on a Alphabet Soup 6a keel and, by so reduca ftlrly . OCB rJATLT FIZZLE ing reslatanca, enables the veasel 'VSMkalM ' to akltn over tbe water at greasy (From Journal of Commerce, V1 1 accelerated psed Per Gene K alley.) " "At present two nights and one Speed boat enthusiast are lookday arc. required to fly over this ing forward to the fantall to boost routs." states Mr. McCracken. "Af- the present worlds record abort. ter the beacon lights are In opera-te- a 80.M mile per hour. the trtprtan madeTanawe A Leased for 99 Yeara day and two nights. "T ,., . OF TONGUE J Forecaatlng aenaational activities aa. In the exclusive Fumpernirkel disrVHV9 WHO IN PROVO trict, Myron J. Tnn pernickel, weU- This Is Manna-duk- e Anthony Fokker: "Aviation T No kaewa real eatste broker, announ- Q. Forhohep, fun any more. Too safe. Tou go up, ' e4 today the leasing of the Rha- Prove promoter, Tou come down." barb building, located at the corner who' announce .the opening jiMOA otjnl9 A'rjand NorthCarlle 1 Charlaa Marai "Paws is Flaoe. The leaae'ls to run for M fUUng staUona for those convenient people who think years, and the eonslderatlon la aaid tha convenience of in headlines and make Ufa endur to total weU over (50. Th s repre-snngink who carry able for journalist." ' . aa Increase la value of over cigar lighters. TS SOU ner cent In the past yeara, as Each tUUun wlU v d7 Plcrson,. president 17.:' S. the building was bought by its presbe equipped with Chambas-o- f Commerce: "The west ent owner for six bits In 1833. eye dreppers for Is a storehouse of natural resource Photo by F. D. B. Cay... the fUUng lighter, and great progrea ha been mad and special atten- In developing them, but It only The man who uaed to brag how tion wll be paid on the threshold." . ., . , he drove hia horse and buggy 23 te trimming wicks miles In three hours, now has a son Crank eases of ciwho boasts that he gets 35 mile to Bobber Shop gar lighter wlU the gallon, be drained - free. VL an pew Jiints Inserted If desired. Blondy, the manicure, turned up Sign on a Uxicab: rphoto by Bert Bandley. her nose at Bennie Beanbrough, tha : m other evening, but when she learn I TAXI j SUttstical Sam. Provocation1 ed he had Inherited a lot of money. 18c a Mile estimates that 3730 oon- iBtH trlbutor sent In the suggestion last was merely sniffing because some week that "Me and My Shadow" be one in the neighborhood was broil made the official song for Ground- ing beefsteak. , . , ,. ItEABT-TIIROB A BALLADS WITH hog Day. Pete, the porter, who won an un' desirable dog ia a crap game, has Di versed are Str., . Mike mine rasgberry nut sun- reached the conclusion that flees And Mrs. Oeie dae. Joe, 5 ars the lowest form of animal life, . He dropped cigar stabs; because they will bite anything. . , ,Itt her od fish boyrj. Art Shannon. -( . Spring, just around . the corner, ' hraiwayf ' feoff-fi- less cf toartr. ,.. , YOUR ENGLISH ( . NEXT! Hello rThere Smoking Room .. ' 1tAL-4ACK,- TO OUR PIONEERS There's nothing fairer than a dear old face, Framed in silvery hair-- - A ' There's nothing dearer than kind old eyea Shining upon youth every where. PROVO CATIONS "w Mussolini has ordered the soldier of Bome's garrisons to study up on music. Sooner or later, that Duce is going to trip nimseii. " ; i pr orr. WElfe tKrWtttN life-tim- , a. .DYCTlArjB f ckmc ) at ' ' vi i TIP JTtr7 ts . . - -- f - . 1 Your love is like a flower rare, Your smile is like a genj,' I treasure both more and more. SALESMAN JAM . . .'There's nothing I would exchange for them. ' " ... : SIDE GLANCES By La Prtat D.Xn- - BVSWAN VJCCL.I SeNTYOOR. LAn'&iu or, OUtT THIS MORJtM' All1 rVSKCO Ml T Muuc NS 5CM0 bUTencrrHeR 5 SURE TH tOON PiH' HAS 5Hel we WFe ft wew cook 0 1L - CAT OOW- N- ! But i su i cau SUPPLY OMC ALL - By George Clark . . RIGHT'. tvwM 1 WAMT60 A PENVOJ FOR The ;J . - ...... SHeRL ,u. . r In 3 A rlfvr 4 TO C(-- "fHg To D.FCW TuNS On vAuoe'i.(.e fNO AWOTHCRTHIUft' Ode HAD A HASIT OF I fiC-- r . t Aor - - . COWMO JKTO "W PAROwJ YOU DOMT p,ftNO 1 - ... - V Vr JHe -- A an - w. . ,"Many a man has electricity in his hair and gas on hit stomach, from trying to make both ends meet" wmarked . a smoker. .."The asylum are also full of fathers and mother woo have strained their cerebellums, trying to answer questions of their children.. I am one of those on the road to ths house commonly spoken of as bug. ily small boy came to me and asked with no little Interest, after I had given him five cents, to put In the collection, at Sunday school. Father, didJ4aa4a.Jjaxe.J1he. seme efter-dinn- er complaint that you have?" ""Why Moses, son " 'Bocaune la Sunday school, today, teacher aaid the Lord gave Moses some tabieta.' " T ""v I'M I -- Si I . i IJ lit rMPIMI II.' I t - Gerald ins Farrar saya youth is largely la the mind.' We've noticed that too. v "I am FAMILY soon, monly used. Dont use "crushed" when' you mean "defeated." "Crushed" means to press out of shape. Adage popularly .used but often misquoted: "Love know no rule" was "Lov knoweth no lawes"' is " Lyly wrote it In 1579. Curo d Cotdhi To OnoDoyi . . cbast cloth. Bronio V VAPORUB 8! blC tO hrft Ueht. r- - Well, we made it, Jim. But 1 just caa't help feeling w forgot enethingl - TWl. Hkkfl ftnH h. trnftdMf The First and Original .Inn. uits ,n the uountalna, btcause of vttS th ioyi at'tha battla of Cha- NATURELAND .. . ,w l . jricuic ik " OtOeF laierry .vounura iu ... . ,wu ' MHUIr HTTO- OOUglBy Sofyy cakea and well nigh aolid from being bayoneted, by threaten-- . ' blaculta ra tbe rule whea peo'pWT." A memorial w "Stubby" dog em. ! Inf with lanra aM baka. up In. Ui tnounUlM. MLs I ""t of the Tanker divUion fa mouthful of MUuaiatlc teeth, and haa b lagr Alllaoo, profeaaor-inrravd at Wntr captunnl a German apy who waa radn'a at a la rnlleaa. hia been for the Rd from' n.i.nU- tntn thw tinea. Stabbyw vettifatinj and aari It U tapoa- mnt "Stubbjr" died year ago. i parenUy waa buay dof vrtt Uww. lkld and uop iacan Bafa fee aaora tkaa a OMtar of rma aa tr.rtu-a Ootury nam itn COUS, GRIP. INFLUaiOA aa aa a ' rw ,nny n OoW-Tra- ia avx huiii Tht boa-baar-a fids aisnatare Coated in the . Morning? -- coetel fonffne I a dangar atonal! oi tboae aigestive aisoraer which lead to so many kindsof aerioM inneas. And it a siga that you Teniae. This good oMreUabtesneuidaC has helped thousand who werspovsW cat wreck from stomach and bowel troubles who bad " tried everything In vain and about rjven up hope. Read bat ' Mr. Sidney C Pierce, oi 8445 S. Flower St, Los Angelas, CaUt, says: "I bad indigestion badly, coo-- t A Hi a sign od .:,'. and duzy speik still . worse. Tanlac steadied my nerve, built me up in weight and now has ate in the beat condition ia year!" That coated tongu tefi you why Urn least exmio tire fern wat; way you have pains in the boweip,aeug, stomach, dizry spells.. Set po fust bottle of Tanlac help you. , v Tanlac contain no BuasTal draga It is made of barks, berb and raeavfe nature' own medicine for the aide. Get bcftle from yourdruggiat today. Your money back u doesni e!pj(s jt nrp t ar - . mm ; :.ti' mm 4. -- nce. rtliny ma h tTkarat 1rrofxn Merit Uk JSSPri . Is Your, Toiigita iUpition CHESTC0LDS SOUND to "Did you sound the family about my schook work." "I will our marriage?" ... soon begin" Is better. "Yea. and dad sounded the worst" Pronounce "Inclusive" a if spell ed with stress on "kloo" Instead of "in" as so comDon't say com-tnt-n- A1 IfflfinM prrm re m ic . |