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Show PAG3 rROVO EVENING HERALD, TUESDAY, JANUARY 24, 1928. TfSTO ouijumisrAr- - THE HERALD" bum 10 to. Ut W. 8U Provo, rta dally. EnUrsd m eoa4-eassodaUaftad t rrovo. U of Meaner sifts peotoffk O. SEi SBftkt, Fab ItttwrW Bfrrte 4 tb Jassoi lertpp "vaHEisi Pr. U. . Bits . 17 oe. A j: m. tclrpho jSux paper Mora - ; toy Basil .. . hi U county. KM eWtU eoiuitT, ; , -- " , . talned. BiUr; t Boy carefully, pay promptly and Be Careful Of mti BomethlBf, It , EsteHe Lhevinne. California poetess, is having her nose w son, oy a reshaped to Bave it match the nose otfier Of Lhevinne a ferMme it course, "8Wfeonr-ehivago plastic and likes that nose she surgery right to wear any sort of can supply or m nose at all. But, as precedent, her trhange in noee ia full of danger to alJ women disaausnea wun ineir ' v' ; '.'noses."-never none retains its shape for long, In fact, a -nose wnicn For instance, there Mrteday, within Teach, at 7 years, 'MjjgfjngjBhpri for ita astonishing beauty. Neighbor wives used to flock in to praise that nose and pray that their children would be blessed with such nasal symetry, smoothnees and power expression; and, that nose's mother would wipe it and exhibit it, with pride, in profile, in front View and in acttort. -- The child wirtfisriy destined' to be a prodigy In art, poesy, or some other field in which only pul chritude eocid reign supreme, in ten years, xne very aogs , tf the) street was contemptuously barking at that nose and, at this writing, no plastic surgeon at all solicitous for his ; --would.- onderteke to- thing reputation . . ' I'll i p more beauttlul than a HUDtmra squasn, or a iramc sign. Mothers Bhoui.i think twice before having their nose to cor. torn, with little son s main face organ. Nothing is more uruvrtrun than the final fate of the young human none. Eye. tfi, cum, or ears may remain as put ;.for a life time but nwandereth withers it will ; and, nose is that which the public grasps to get a general concept of the mature male per son. i : rr i -- v. irt. i ' - -- sfssr .wi i 0UU BOARDING HOUSE- - re-aha- pe a ItiSOKAfSCe T&KPAOSt m 1 uo-Mo- Bp Ahem V0UR POLIC, TV AJkil f MVPAi4?--HM-rar-f-- fr-- VOli VOli AUP PAf"- 5AV "Hvi WB PlVlptJ 0K f J' Tor SoortM Here's a sample of the menus that Mr. Coolidge had to at the Havana banquets:. Grape fruit cocktail, with a rum kick.. Cream soup, with sherry. . Fish, with aauternes. '" Lamb, with sparkling burgundy. t Champagnes, unaccompanied. '" T Cigars, associated with liqueurs. id But, Mrs. Cool ge was with him, Mrs. Coolidge was with him! . God reigns and the government t- - Washington still sticks to water. , horn-IweiH- & rrf At kLu 1 face A ' would VbU Geihee-BehindrSata- nz voti v li MORS! timer, '. Good food Wins The average food buyer is quick to forget the price's they have paid for an item, but the memory of the quality, be It g o or bad, lingers v Perhaps "no other feature lhaa the fact that all foods latetjf yiwitWaoubtfur Fortunately for us, and our patrons, we are able to maintain both a high standard of quality eatables and the lowest prices of fered by anyone in Provo. ,he.. Ktu.ouu ,. hd,.ot . -- j irlns one t;" - Excursion the'appear-anc- e 6!OFein . Line Special Train Iave TPMmbre 8:5S; A5; Spencer, I'rovo Snow, 8 Orrm, 6M; FARES 8:&l i'Tarti. ! . 5JM Hrri, on- - all regular trains same NATURELAND . . 1 iFT - airway. - , 'than to get up feeling ing-righ- t, Another awfoj Ear , tight . Is old Ehenexer Lee; ... He said be was the ptiot A philanthropist has given' I3G0.- Whesi Columbus crowed the sea! ooa ) Hopktn university. for 4 f the study of common colda This i? uommy: a hand at bridge on not to be sneezed st which yoo rely to give you three . . honor, bill wnfek manage to get Please stand 'by for yoor station set three trick. you announcrr. - .;.. day.. Hcnry I. Moore and D. "P. Aberrrombie, Recetvers. A Mod J. Anderson, Traffic Manager - .la-Joh- '"' Z ' n. - Mazisn of Jo Buwg starter. It "Is t get up In th morn is feel- - bettef ( :1 n -- GUARANTEED Don't Fuss With Mostard Plasters! who shav know how much a good lather brush help make a comfortable shave. Your RexaU Drug Stor Men ,aom assortment of-.. quality brushes at, very low prices. Set In rubber and guaranteed. There a; man' will appreciate more. Price from 50c ,0 $5.00 IIEDQUIST DRUG STORES JanTsW . The Mississippi River I advanc1 banks Into the Galf ing it f Mexico at the rite of2$ feet a yearTXirihis earth is fertile top soff that, the ratn have carried from northern farms Into the great river. i SALT LAKE & UTAH RAILROAD, i - - - Forty years agor the champion American Cocker Spaniel "Blu know what the beiU," was a dog with a tender. ' Jrffersonlan pvln-oenaive expression and a great pet. Hplea m. Meanwhile, they have been breed f Photo by ing cockers to take the punish ! ment "of the thorniest brush and Judge Parker, withstand Icy river and swamp. Congress 1 to provide moqey for a result, the champion eocker the construction of 4085 mile .of spanlol loda"-WrDance.'- v M airways. . an alert, agreasive dog, with a. terriej Easy Job; Street cleaner on an r-like expression. I good on the first two regular trains going- to Salt Lake, Iraving your station on regular schedule. Trdii'ta. oo4 r'turning made." .' HALF"' S:4S a, fit.; Lakcvlew, '1 old-wa- ste 1 T7utfaccd& Store, Tfovar Btttttktm m r iArt fthawwmi. - J -- TO RELIEVE- BrAUCbughs and All Ages Safe f vmr mmtant ptattmr clpiem, who really NO V $1 Kf BBEB le democrats politic-l-aa la Prove advs cattag a return to eff eraonlaa prla-- 1 , Tlcki-- -- FOOD a dowatowa theater sent in by "Eve" says: Love em and ' ' . Leave em, 15 ienta." Why, the stingy krutesf A sign m J. Besnsoaa, said to be the only 99 McNeill. : relieve stomach ga and sourness In TEN minute. Acting o BOTH upper, and lower bowel it remove matter you never thought wa In your syBtem, Let Adlerlka give your stomach and bowel a REAL cleansing and see how much better you feel-I- t will surprise you! Hedqulst Drug Adv Q&Z. soda.''-- Ed ' Adlertka - TIP OF TONGUE WHO'S WHO IN POUTICg THURSDAY, JANUARY 26th Salt Lake City and Return said he didn't want to mix business with periods of relaxation and diversion. QUALITY BRUSHES "For-tomtime Ijised soda for Then ! tried ga and sourness. Adlertka and fmd It fabetter than .- UTAH STAKE TEMPLE WORKERS , Pete, the porter, is going to keep hi dog a little longer to see tf he can make out whether the hotse It makes when he sings Is Indicative of distress or enjoyment Blondy, the manicure, was tempted to strike a traveling man in the shop, this morning, when, he called her Madame X, just because she is a trifle knock kneed. ait A flagpole percher-refused-t- o on one of the high stools in the ft - " - '( H East Center St. that Rome men hope they will get what An old timer is one who can re--n is coming to them. And some men ember when cigaret stains on the hope they wont. x fingers were Irrefutable proof of , IJ'I Gee Gee' Idea of a tough Job dppravity, W. E. Shaffer. hcrrTTteXereTSTwt great' deal of ti'fference od and just ordinary meatr. i he whole story, fa revealed, however, at the table. We know you will Uke the eating qual- itUa of oin-- meats as well as the fair prices at which they are sold. Try just a small steak or a roast from ur . meat department any time, and you, too, will be telling your neighbor and ,frienda,f(!he c" O.' P. Skaggs Hysttin good meat. , b; news. It is even mere, important that in 5-- In Smoking Don t mix a roe of mustard, flour and water when yon an relieve pain, Father Joseph Deganv "A twelve soreness or stiffness with a tittle dean, o'clock girl i a nuisance and a Wbila , .Almepater""" Mustarofci is made of pure oil of musMan who pay hi employe starvatard and other helpful ingredients, and tion wage so that ha can beeorae a Henry R. Carey: "When liberty takes the place of mustard piasters. philanthropist when he grows old. and equality came in at the front t. Musteroie relief usually give . prompt . .... . u 1. door, paternity and maternity flew out the window." Little flapper, you're a wonder. stiff neck, astbma, neuralgia, croup, Wir-- mat skirts above your headache, congestion. Dkrurisv. rheu-aneea. Ott H. Kahn: "Every man who matiun, himbago, pains and aches of 'mA But -, me, wky k IsMneVf has become successful financially the back or joints, sprains, sore muscle, Dont your legs eoageal an should regard himself as an in- bruises. elulUain. frosted feet, colds of freese? vestment - the community ha 10c coesi may pretent pneAmibnia promlnert eaterei I of this city. Mrs. (kttilash admitted! - I5fPORTANT" tf no: GhteekHcha Neajahr! V GetuUig nieaw Jaarl Btastay novy rok! Glaedellgt Nytaart . Frtls ano neuve! T'e heu reuse neavelle an nee! Godt Nyto tart Happy New Yejwt nt MEATS MOST the hJusev ife can depend on an institution which furnishes her daily n rttiirements meatsjhan - - RtSK: I.V Kt'PTCYA Voluntary pe--. IHion .n bankrupt cy was filed tnUA morning by Mrs Minnie Goulash 1 'eine - IN OTHER Scmday waa she fire day of the Chinese. Near Year. Jas to retain the eoainopofltaa atmosphere of this cehimn, we lsa I migUorl aagurl per U capo d'an- - of t popularize i Newsaper account of tha elope-rt'ri- her own culinary Invention pars Ice cream conea,' "sujs the' reporter .was In .nv nfxiinlous clrcumstaocea, , Heck, that bnt news. If- a etTwrter Christmas comes but once a year. K AS.T Impecunious, that would Christmas bills come, once a month. foods. - PEOCEEDINGS The parents of the girl objected lo her marriage to a police reporter. You'd think they'd be glad to have n the family .who JESM1 (nelf'trlirfic alip luteoT ift-- long.- I (Copyright, 1928) Howdy, folkaf foiloe repurh-- r In Seattle eloped last week with a mHllona're's dnut:hUr. We always said there was a futare la tlie newspaper garnet ---- have our Store recommended by our patrons to their friends as a place where dependable, good foods could always be secured, than as a -r- e -- is running a night etas la Iceland, where the night art. six months v! PROVO-CATION- S sold by each department of our stores fa good;, wholesome and clean.' We would much prefer to - 1 -- A p, The Bobber. Shop has entered into the popularity of " '"it U- alBAbis. Chi-cag- more " i NOTICE "The modern flapper will not last long,? predicts a o lasts long, In Chicago, is in ociologiBt.'Anybody who " long. J ,tn,rt Z r- ff ' -- Tba-way-t- . Joshua, who blew down the walls of Jerico, that luck ' V1 . Observations ' flv. HEAD THE CTOBY, THEH COLOK THE PICTURE My; SrCyoiTTiurt3 the slim man and have your rids. The only thing-.- . TOO FERSONAL frm h"' 1 ask of you la, ' please don't go so, hit that cf'ed', !i.,S:OUty VPPle4 you good dry TVhy.did was a prettv fast." , , clerk? that flopped ' you to the "t asked to see seme, suitable spill (A tlge ra chaw the Tlay-niitr- a neckrare for myself, and welt. ground." Oh. I'm all righlJIwee land . upofl In the rnxt story.) rm a peaceable man, Judge, but Seouty said. "Iseedidn't m I jUUiag-.ulost my , heaiYp.il. f wfeea he held up a wshrg and ao I landed safe and Bound." my temper," Petrolt News. was "Well," said the man, "that a mule you rode upon and, as a Bis riBsrr ufessoit NEW LEASE OF. LIFE rule they always act real balky. To ' know since you've been' That's one did, of course." this what torn THROGH CHIROPRACTIC any "I know It;" little married,, glove aren't Scouty sighed. he And took then but another - A MOTHER'S STORY ride, true. That' the Tes, yes, that' tim--. he made mighty sure that first thing my wife taught ma ' this WEh my new. health method, how lo mend." French Humor. .' he picked out a horse. The Tiniea' horse formed parade results are ure.. A THROW-BACy eight and such things "I think you're the meanest man and figure made. The circus man kept telling alive." ... , DR. i. If, HENDERSON, : them to do all sorts of things. Said W- "That' hard on yourself Ac- - he - D. O. Ph. C-mc real well JThpy'rf minding prnB arouwJ te Office over Farrer Hros. Stor Bwell. They're almost " like the a horse for appointments that I've trained in circus Phone 61 " ! -" Room rings-''' or home calls. " '.' have a plan. Then Clowny said, story about a man, . Let' have a race and see who can "They tell who went to church and kept awake 'go 'roond that yonder tree and back r a steet or us an. sooner so for at, least ten minutes,", said a t iM) 11 mn centleman of tha cloth. In the iwaa mis aaia(j oan none, mi 1 mm smoker. "When he arriver home, had a lot of fun. They hung on to their horses' neck Just so they his wife berated' him 'thus: not fait. "John, I was delighted In would During (he absence frorrt To watch them made the slim church. I was so hawy to see you ProvtrTf Dn L WrMrd, Interested In the sermon, but was man grin. Then Carpy shouted loud, "I win!" And he was right. He'd afraid you would go to leep,even his practice and the Alrd " won the race,. This made him very . before you did. ' The whole bunch yelled will be rared tar TDon't worry, sweetheart. 1 was proud, hospital afraid for ten minute that t would their praise, and then a big surprise Dr. John by IAird, who .JHjIlcc-fflipopped fortJi, and cracker reach be fd by telegreeted jumped may salesman yea", the clothing smoker buttonholed In. "My wife all the bunch. 1142 238. or phoning Said "Ycur speed t cannot bought a new radio and last Sun- stand." he, And then he raised his litchurch on in the she tuned day tle hand and all the horse slowed hymn. When th ministerto com- right down. H smiled , as they menced to preach ; I went sleep s usual and was about half ao, walked past. "Don't let me bother When they started the collection and you." he cried. "Go right, ahead what do you thlnkT That radio is so good I handed my wife a dollar BETTER THAN SODA FOR for the collection plate." '" . -- w . SOUR, GASSY STOMACH , VdEEkC IW11U VoQR FRACTUREP AKJKLc tS Ml?4IEPf-uOA LkwJf' .VifUaX i WfLfPAf"" Sbli SIS. A - r ... I i; tf v J! " , a - Family Fireside Fun saved a man's life, but I never got. a medal for it." 3'Give pat lieu iara pleae." "An inebriate once came home to hi apartment and turned on only the hot water to take a bath In. and he would have been scalded to death, only I happened to be Janitor of the building and there Was not hot water " Judee. TWSCtoT; rtS'TuTRREgTforrTDTy'kl from a pain There's no cures alast It's .be ' " cause of age." . ; "Too must be mistaken, doctor. The left leg ia as old a the right and it doesn't hurt m? ajLU '''-- w - . "Once ar m - "aa;f "V be-cau- Hick, county "K. Ounaar Raannwoa. editor and manager; N. editor; F. JC Singleton, business mui'pr; Jwm Clark advertising V ft. W. Goodell, eity editor. . ."1"' . ck WORDS OF WISDOM w: welr "J and aeveralfhotmndiiirolt llFou5 S Eic jliicy ta7it to Kdltorial XOTi S: Society reporter. " oHoocy olectrical machine ta ma 1 The remarkable result of these early experlmente in "diathermy cooking:' have tad eome acientlsU to predict that modification of thia sort of apparatus will eventually re place our time nonorea toves. do yr ia su aw th Eur land, epokinf vxperi0iot md with i pli ielii i ilhrmy pratu indicate great thtnes for ll a4 a opy wlfl fce deJ'.rered to fo wJ4ec,' 'Hefewtarms Bf wrrler la U rxjMy, 48 eeUUoU $3.00 $5.00 'SCIENCE ! RAB -r By- YSilllzxii . a If yoB 1208. t- ,. tha meat to a turn in about thirty condK It will bak a large potato la lea than a minute and fry an in about the time it tak (aat talker t aay 'Jack Robinaom.' Tha eookina ia dona y putting the article t be eookM on a paa eoanactad to one electrode, touca-in- f M witk the ether, road ao cook ed ta evenly done throughout a ad ia said to have a apleadid flavor all the satural juica tre re- "" B guineas office. Telephones toosu. 3 rv:.. r? and nut u - MATUBX'S h ' 0 - ttarttbaraernbowarUMsasfMeoe of pmam M mk ttw nnt mint Mt ran oft nlta. It RENCOY-- sR prompt, easy an4 plmiiit m man llim imk la txtton Sad Try M. t r brtlw thu rtM) Imaoxia. XI iU, m' - TaMats-a- ad sac, purely vrretobU 2 fc Reliable Children like it. Mothers endorse it All users recom mend it ftaTCOQUtWDdcel lOCl 5oUI fc . Drug-fists- AU 6 JProvo DM CC anil Cure Cuartatet. ril.MJ Pil Arrfnrmnf (Itrhme. Btirrf. Bl if r iwi nfluwJ are oniwrMsn : t'ATM OiNTSfKM' Et"tv IlninM mttS the uiKMnlindiiu; mat miner wiilas rn uimm if rm to rum. la tulwe vh ptte pi 7Si. .wn tru few, SSe, nr iBtAtl TREATED Adr. r ie. |