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Show PEOVO EVENING HERALD, THURSDAY, JANUARY 12. 192S. PAGZYTfO1 r SALESMAN SAM THE HERALD PhnMhad tha IleraU OnwrtUoB. fc K. -- a Bed W aaattar dailr- .- Entered ar i.t w Rt ttkyk 1 .r H.. rtrftc. l Provo. Ciia. Uatec ef Ua UAUa Kaaa eaaaaejt Jaae O. Scrtppa Uoa. KEA Berrica, Pain tVitorUI Serrlea, eeeood-cU- xmwm; Telepbiieev-BUii- ' ' ., ' V: 6 LAMS PRACTiC Aaj" OP OM IM OMS 6COO HOT SLAMS '-- 'y of flea, 96 j ftode reportac, paper before I eea O'Jft'ROco 1 It,! e MCM. A HOOPLA RlWAS'FS TWClR fXXSS DOWM TH MAO., Ot VIM' TWO A. AS Ott WHCCL & A 6O0O CA T OO 3oUtTACT 1 fAOOC.RH IT'LL OIVC. "tW PtOLC A TRCAt! TO SAW. I IHHSK "' room 12Di If jro 4 B;ecWe joi SO and a copy wlB ba del'.wed to jou watte ' Si IWltoxial f . - v BatwerlpUo teroe B carrier U Ua cun,ty, 49 testa tU the yea la adraan; by afl la th cooaiy, JW otaM eooatjr. - I $3.00 v' coo H, Gnnnir Raamuaon, alitor and manager; Tf. C Hick, adwtUla Jaee Clark, business manager; K. J Singleton, editor; manager; R. W. Cfedell, elty edttor.l rir J 1 , , . I I " .. . ii i ' , I -- UHAT KlMOAJNOTmH'! I 2UST SAID TKAT ACOOPtA RteS ' WAS PuSHIM' TWeiR WAS "THfVT : " LIUeO i. . a a v WHICH 5W!ff TWO A. A WHetvf.w S euiose-THA- OM 5rVLV fCANS SKIRTS WCRE AMKUNO J , Sure ff 1. I L Money-Mak- tHI l. It Looks Weak - ffu -- L IT.I SCEjiWIkiSURAricE 'ACCOUrif OF uni r i v i "TELL Big Borrowing - . i Ahrn VOU'P HAkAP, A .PASS "POR A tPou!-- CrWAiese auv.ii. a nr -P- . :qm aort of a just a i rtune tn BELLA NO "V. 1 underitand Oartv ao well In the movtea." w PH-- I The Bobber "Shop Herman Ifcmmendhaw haa a new radio but he haan't gotten used to "No. Sht had plcntr of talent, nil tuning la on paoole talking-- , It makaa him fael Ilka ar right but' aha dldnt bav tha "" . heart to divorce her huaband."- -r aveadroppar. youngatown Telegram. been able haan't tha Peta, porter, to train hla dog to do anything yet RASTU9' RIDE but It uaea on of ita hind lega like ' "No, aah. Ah doan't neber rldo a fiddler. en dem things,' Mid tha old colorProf. Dlggendelva, who knowr ed Imdy, looking In on tha nearly everything. In tha ahop thlr "Why, d other day I aeen morning, aaid: "Wall, another dat Raatua J oh neon git on an' Chrlatmaa haa come and gone" ride aa much dollah'i worth aad, everybody - within hearlnf an' git off at the very same place Ighed In chorua, "Alnt H the ha got on at, an ' I aea to him, tralh" TUetue.' I aea, "yo" apent yo' money NEXT! but what yo been?'" Succeaa-fn- l THE OLD RELIABLE Farming. J6 0 It yet" v AJSUIMGTON TUliBS n NOtCtt '" I , ( I AOUt ANGO MM)Dlia ACt V StWS we to tshf to AM Af VWONT ewfectAw flY CRANE ii li tn V) i"i m TOWI4. -- WQ OCD LONG AS N00 (Tou any you're looking for a one fight? Well, you: enn't-havith me; I'm busy. Oh, I foe, you're a fight manager and you want to talk to the sporting editor. That'r him over there not that tough guy, that'a the city editor the- other one. in the lavender shirt, that'a the rportin; edi'or. Ytrn're welcome.) . ) TANdO'. A LOC5VS Ace. UU Vt A - wf?TiCWP'd Jut atnrted to say this la the sort of Wap! Another visitor. IV-pardon Jn4 one taern t 'me. 4 l 1 Weil she's around vyiev7here, so sh-- can finish bei work and rat lunch with her sweetiTou ray e", she's crazy over hlia. she Inaultfd you? Ehe aaid yow served nine couraea nt your dinner party aod you served ten? How perfectly tidiculous of her io make I'll eH te auch a grfa tntafal'attention to It, have her phone yon to apologize f "t the aerioua injustice she has dene you. Don'l men- tion It) TM4GO. ill WMS-.W- Ysee, Mi uwA.'S TOR A FEW LN CHANCPjfo I AUGHT? Z Vj w- - -; ii -- I II J it . cvoct Join the Fun! STORK BOWL! Nurser and Nipples ar made without join the fellows any afternoon or .evening, the alleys are in good shape. Come Where" were I OtTtA " - Am. Legion w 1 s g i " - f. ' yea, tlil la the S fet Oosb! Somebody elm looking It, Excuse, for Information. please. Principals In Love Cult Contest ft'' t; - to. . m oh Let; nrn. u f NT Off "la thia atuff rellableT" "Reliable!" cried tha bootlegger "Say, I've been selling from thlr consignment ainoa early thia morn in, and I haven't herd of anybodv dying from It k aort of a day when mm z : 'Monthly.. itxxiat An4- - I d. I tle RUBBED on rXi Advt) ' . MOW IT STARTED " "So your mother and. your hua-badidn't get along." "No. and it all alerted when Henry told her that her cake waa every bit aa good aa tha bakery kind." Detroit Newt. 'I t"f tion. I'm just trying to conduct a column. . merry-go-roun- Treatment ticad hunt rs to me? Cantrha aaa I'm to out a column? try'n? " get tiotta answer aeme mofi qucstlona. Tardon it, will ya? ce. La didn't' do Ti "P'r',"r w f MMlfiir all fr 1 1 the sort cf a day . Treat Colds ways With One W Vd cJ UVAPORUfl t? 6 3 -- Lo juiit oil ., at Tnndnm.-Xap-iJflLth- e i ; la A lady ne!; if te Weil, wo are rid of that one. To begin all over again, this (s " . FunAFamily Fireside .. - .kft CYou want. to see the book editor? does two thines at otict Wdll, he'a In an. Important conferI (1) vaporiaed by the ence lust now. That'a .him over ' body heat and inhaled direct there, discussing tha new Issue oU Lne uulamca air passages, and the Police Gazette with the little manaISeater edltnr. Ytra want hi m ts - JUa, (2) It etiraulatea tha skin lookla review your book of poems? You ger. You say your husband like aa poultice because him for with a club he say they are about spring and Col ing onel Lindbergh? Oh, certainly, he wouldn't run a atory on the front and "draws out" the aoreness.' will. If he dooan't Just let me page telling about the wonderful bargains your nustand has In hla know.) U store? Well, he's been to lunch for Aa we' were about"""td""Tiay, " three daya. If your hnoband fin da him, aak him to aend what'a left to Orvt Million Jass L&id YcaaH folks, this la the aort of a Just tha office they've been looking mlnuttw Iiere'a aomebody else Tell hushim. for your everywhere aomebody. looking band not to hit him in the left hand one our checks I th that's he signs am twl MMVt H. M. Harding. Tou ought to be wlthThTeafTT" able to tell that by th pMch on my This la getting to be a Joke. left trouser leg. I believe Ije la tiM Howdy, folk, thia la the aortov court tight' now, pleading an im there's that ding phone! Just He'a promised mo portant a minute). half of It if he wins the case. Where doea he get the atuff he says abou' A NEW ADDITION TO the Rodney Logan trial? Madam, I don't know anything about ficTHE STORK FAMILY 'A v AJI I ROVO-GATIONS Howdy, f otlta! ' This Ii tha day when Pnrdon ua VOUR. - Loans' to brokers and dealers held by New. York Federal Reserve jnember banlOhave reached the unprecedented total of approiimateiy$4,000.000.000. President Coolidgfi aeea no danger .Sec'y Mellon isn't objecting) -tBuiaLiijittM-that4M . Is a reaj.good thing for brokers and dealers. '.,. - Li, T55-- .ptrf a Pttce or Voti " v aa, c ma mmnat. C in t approves President Coolidge's commission be liT 111 vgstjgatiui I yl thtf subinanfiirtuationrwhjch composed of two retired navy off cers and vhje "cmlians! Alsoi the House voted down, by a 146 to 6 vote, a proposition to keep from that commission anyone financially" interested in any government contract. It means that a commissioncreated to discovefwhy navy men die like rats in a Hooded hole, starts with public , coniidence ct a low ebb. i 2ii v J er " ' ' 4fT 3iV i. The - Patceav I of the Panama canal, M. a eT. err, n general the canal traffic is a reflection of world that, jay& bus'css conditions ; and, he presents" some "delightful facts OUR BOARDING HOUSE-and figures. Net revenue the past year was oyer $16,000,000, not counting Interest, and the transits are now at the rate of 6000 commercial and 600 naval ships, per year. One of the most pleasing features of present conditions is that, while four years ago' nearly one half of the. transits were by oil "trl PpLrflCAL" PLUMp4gSS tankers, now such make up less than onfrighth ; House cl $l(Ocarv a. Brig. Gen. M. L. Walker, governor - - Ts " A THAT A &RACCO' t0WM TM Rue. .3 T - J Adam Falls Some More , According to leal theory, you are innocent until proved aiiiitw? alan Tim arc entitled to trial by a jury of your peers. Ifis Ahgeles municipal court comes forward with a rare In stance of the application of the tfieoryr- -Mr. George Sevan was turned loose by a jury of his iawv eers aftertriarf ur some sort of monkeyiBwth-liquo- f of laahed nine and with was furious iridigT.atiop The judge the peers, five of them women peers, because all the evidence in the case had been drunK upv ine nine were nusnea out thUhre of the hall.i ef justice into the eold, cold world; but, r retained. other Jurors wemen-wer- e . Still, maybe some charitable consideration U due four of those nine peers of Bevan. Think of four weak men sitting with. . eight down especially picked, women, in the presence . . or the bouiea evidence i vvnai must nave oeen ineir monut ' struggle. : Imprcve your game with scams, valve, r crevices, which gather gcrma The dome la reinforced to ' collapoing. ,The grip band la graduated ao that while It la easy to place on the bottle, it holds securely. Tha Stork Nipple will stand more sterilizations than ny pre-Ve- nr ptner crana, The graduated bottle has a large mouth to facilitate cleansing. tlenrpSciicer-"- ; ARMORY 30c ALLEYS - HEDQUIST DRUG Soulh Entrance Open from 10 a. m. ta 11 p. m. . . Ct . ProVo, . . Complete Utah POMt tMt VLF Of It, AN ACt LAST TiMC. XOO SP01UD r CiOMk "TO "bPOlL CAV, VOU E.a TP MILDRED ' I if :'a ' ."'.'s'Sr. ii in f M.W i Hera are the principals in the $509,000 breach of promise suit . against a love cult leader. Cppcr lii left. Mrs. Riker. wife of WUllam E. Rlker (below, who Is being sued by lira. Evelyn RoacncranU (upper . right), .. . . ' - s V . S i f S0y2 North University Avenue " I r 1 ) - School of Dancing I1 SCIENCE tha cry of spinach!" public health experts of the United States Bureau ef Home economics. People, generally are beginning t realise that certain - vegetables, some of which are more or lesa disEat mora la tasteful to many gourmet. , V really; ot tmmesw value la MIDWINTER TERM a ato. u. a.Mx.v are health. giving qualitjcj. Among the lint better vegetable than this freqnent- rione rank aa high as common !y despised "weed." Wken it cocuee spinach. It haa the highest yitamip'J to" dietary health regulation, we A content of any vegetable. It eon- - will do well to mind the Home Eee-j tains aa much Vitamin Bhs milk. ' nomlca experts and eat more spin- It supplies limo, which la of gre&i , ach. 'V-value te the body, and furnishes escalcium, which la absolutely Lazy people think heaven la a sential .for bukUing sound bones' place where they will never hive and teeth. TtTip. but of courae, ft la a place OoHbe whole, there appeara nlttry wlllbave to get up to, v I January 14 - - Call588-- March 24 W V- - |