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Show Young Coville' was in the tat tore with a companion last evening. "What kind of a hat do you want, stiff?" inquired young man soft or the proprietor. " "Soft; said young Coville. "Why don't you get a stiff 'mn, Bill?" whispered his surprised friend. "A 6tiff 'unl" ejaculated young Coville, staring contemptuously at his companion. "An' what kind of a chance do you suppose I'd have for getting oat of the house with a stifl hat under my jacket witheut ma seeing it an' making me come hack?" His friend was silent. Danbury ' News. JOSHUA WILLIAMS, TRUCKEE LUMBER CO California. Ogden. Salt JLake City, WILLIAMS & Co. the people of Offers to NORTHERN UTAH, end the public generally, hit complete assortment of Successors to W. S. & Co. THE DAILY P. TEASDEL S. DRY GOODS, DRESS GOODS. NOTIONS, GROCERIES, BOOTS & SHOES, HATS & CAPS. Ogden Junction. HARDWARE, Etc., Etc At the The cheekiest performance on the is repart of a tramp yet heard of ol three ported from Hartford, where the a called at house, thattfraternity other day, armed with a raw shad, which they said they had just caught, and begged leave to cook it over the kitchen fire. ? The lady of the house, glad to encourage their unusual in dustry in catching the fish, let them use the fire, after which they made a hearty meal and departed. When tlje lady was about to prepare her own dinner and. went for a shad she had laid away in a cool place, she found it not the tramps had stolen it, and without a suspicion she had let them cook It before her own eyes ; Very Lowest Rates $8 per Annum, $4 Six Months, $2 Three Months. TO THE TRAY-ELIN- OF ALL PERSONS BEFORE TIM PUTT IT 18 starting on a Journey S. P. TEASDEL. NORTHERN UTAII! f Material. JAMES Building Tou will find on all through trains Pullman Sleepers, dw and magnificent Day Coaches, and the best Smoking and Second Class Cars now on any road in the United States. Particular luroriuatien, with maps, time table, etc , may be had at any of tba Through Ticket Offices in the West, or upon personal or written application to J, II. Mount Aiif, Western Traveling Agent Omaha, Neb , or to " i yr, h Stinnett, General Passenger Agent Chicage. lOJ-l- y ! GALE, Having removed hi fine Reneied bj a Dally Mall. STOCK OF FURNITURE! G. H. To the premises between DOORS, SASH AND BUNDS, M-AJIl- Than Cheaper AT THE Junction Office, STREET, the sr Ever. THE CHAMPION AMERICAN M IC 1 A. 1 1J K. by a corps of the best American artists, and Contributed to by the most popular humorists and satirists of Thi Dat. V WILD OATS now enters successfully upon the sixth year of its existence, and has become the etaulished bttiirorous and satirical paper of the country. It was started and continued the first year as a monthly, then, to satisfy the demands of the public, it was changed to a fortnightly. Still continuing Its good work of hitting folly as it flies, and showiug up the political and social shams by Its masterly cartoons and pungent editorials, it achieved even greater success than before, and was recognized as the ablest and brightest of its class. Mince then we have yielded till further to the public demand, and now publish WILD OATS weekly I It has literally grown Into its present cbapa on its intrinsic merits, being : the first successful weekly humoious paper ever " published ha this country. artists the especially engaged to furnish Among Illustrations for WILD OATS are Frank Sellew, Thomas Worth, Hopkins. Wales, Bhclton, Wolf, Jump, K settles, Btuckhardt, Day, Poland, and several others who are yet unknown to fame. In its literary departments WILD OATS will, Vs It always has, stand alone and unapproachable. At least one first class serial story will always be found iu ita pages, by the best humorous, satirical and character w riters in the United States, while its sketches and squibs will be sparkling, original and pointed. WILD OATS will be first class in every particular, and on this account may be taken into the best families without fear or suspicion, as no word or illustration will', appear that can offend the most fastidious. Ssirn Fob A' Bahpu Copt And Convince We are Sole Agents for the Sale of Xew York CHEMICAL PAISTS, Mixed Heady for Use. and have a FULL STOCK OA IIAXI). "WXIjXjIHIJS cfc? t if TQUJufiLr.- -. ... Bucacriptioi Pries: One Tear Six Months - Three Montas, -- - Single Copies $4.00 2,00 1,00 0,10 , One person (lending ns a club of five subscribers for one year will receive a copy gratis. Address COLLIN A SMALL, Publishers, ' 113, Fuiton Street, N. Y. UNITED ORDER s - - 0 TAILORS CONSTITUTION OLD SALT s I4KE At the lowest possible rates. Quality Guaranteed. cSs X33.)Bpoct eft? REASONABLE PRICES. Loara Ixies Call Done on the Premises. JAMES dl863m. Bills, Beady-mad- Programmes, Statements, Order Books, Ball Invitations, Theatre Checks, r saie, tf a sTI T-T- m Ifl B" a m? 'SE" AN FRAXKLIN, ONEIDA Co., IDAHO. EDW. NELSON & Co. N. B. R. Depot WAG0JI8 AND OTHER VEHICLES BU0FT1S, Moms, Hauling and Trotting Teams, ad all other Livery AsesmaaodatiaM for the 88-- tf avericg pttbfie. ' BOX 32, OGDEN CITT. Sitters ifI innHHfr K. ot the feeble and They are the They act upon a diseased liver, and stimula to such a degree that a healthy action is at eoce brought about. As a remedy to which Wointn are especially subject it ia super, As a Spring seding every othpr stimulant and Summer Tonic they have no etjual They are a mild and gentle Purgative as well as Tonic They partly the blood. 'They are a splendid Appetizer. They make the weak strong. They purify and invigorate. They core Constipation and Headache. They aet an. a specific in all species of disorders which undermine the bodily strength sod break down tbs animal xpirtta. a, i v . ... Ootrt, ! Money will be Eefnndcd. So net be imposed npon by urine; other Liniment claiming the aame propei-Ue- anyor results. They are a cheat and a fraud. sura s and get nothing but BLANCBTT & CO, FIFTH ST., - . OGDEN. 15c, B0. and $1 per Bottle. fiza or Eottu, Ettia JjYOS Ac mfo. to. Off hs JCuaopiAji HOTE Puff) SALT LAKE te-Roo- ms ltotf Street. CI Board by the Day or Week with or without Board. Tajier A uflV (south eiDi,) Opposiie Coal Yard. Cash paid on delivery of all kinds of Country Produce. HIGHEST MARKET nnTTiT TTTTOr MaIh Sf mat: . - Osde!i OLDEST AND BUST FAMILY HOT IN THB CUT. PRICE GITEN. 'Nhitn Hi&&i Lhiitd Shipping a Specialty! tt Bold ex all Dbvooists ak Cocirrai BioutsiT aroaics; TAYLOR'S West Side East Temple ay Remember, this Llnimsnt dfd not spring up in m. day or sl year, pro. dueing the most absubd a to virvA.TiTkXLcvs.ta CIIMID BT AMD UUSRXOSV Lw vkhts. Bnt we have the ersperienos ef over of with the most trial, year thirty a multitude of witness. If the Liniine&tls not a recomaended, tha OGPC One door south Z.C.M.t, - debilitated. Depot, 63 Park Place, Kcw York. .. STOVES a specialty. Produce taken at the hiehest market rates. Send tm asr t i any ior Macnmery . r reign t guaranteed at ear load rates. EXTERNAL "WOUNDS. only to be used as a medicine, and aJwayn ao. eonring to directions. neas Manager, GENERAL MERCHANDISE. . Bone and Muscle Affections, Hore Nipples, Ac. anUany bajnatly tensed Uiepanscta for all l2 FILLED. empcrancc orders for! dealer in all kinds of Aleo MKT1IC Lame Bites, Kxteroal sU'irtly as s AW ORDERS PROMPTLY &c. Cash for Produce Nenralgia, Rhemnsttsm, to Back, Bait Bhenm, Poissnous oneoftbe most desirable Tontn am'. leg io tUa world. Tiey are iatja Sc., slO. wax alio Address, E. STRATFORD, BusiJ STABLES ! TJ. ouffl-eie- nt t AE Tags, fce. the "Carey'"down or mounted power; will also reoeiye mpire Saw Mill with RosBer; Lowe's and Evart's patent Shingle Machiwl vviuuiib, i;Biuuu cuu Vrueaere; iano mills; JriauverB oiewu" i Horses, Mules or Cattle. Cstli-U'tie- s. J5 Shipping oilur , nature aro Aperient, XutriWous, Diuretic, Altevativs end The whole is preserved in a quantity of spirit from the Sl'fcSAR to keep them in sxy climate, which uakes the sheet-anch- AND Near the wcll-ktovi- ri comMnr.a vrilb. With cad Ear in TS PUS ELY A VEGETABLE PREPARATION. composed imply of ROOTS, tadr 1 ar.ee in all canes of t'nts,3niise,Burr s. Sprains. hbeumKtism, Hard Swellinis, Bite, Jeintu, l roaan Feet, Ears, Ac., Ac. among all persons, and for Sprains, Focnders. Ringbone, PoU-Evi- l, Scratches, Wind-Gall- s, Hoof-ai8pavlns, Springhalt, 8ade,Col-ta- r and Harness GaUs ; also disease ot the Kya APPETIZER, FRUITS, i a PASN SUBDUi.S'G UHUmT IT HAS NO EQUAL. It Is rentnended with nnbondod sscur. AKO froperties, which in j Was first Iinovrn In America.. Its n.rf- veil knov. u itsroorii-outhe hubiiahle vurM. I uait the olt'.est stud bet rf cord of say Liniment In the world, ffrora the millious upon millions or bodies totit no rumplalnt has ever reach, ed us, Had ai a lieullu aud TOIIO and Ce's., Inyincible hum ffr.w CITY, UTAH. LIVERY FEED .2 TUG HERBS & USTAIS CELEBRATED Clothing, Cloth, Trimmings, ets, w. WJOB. onpu. e GALEJ Vibrator Thresher Posters, Bill Heads, Letter Heads, Agent for KINGSLAND, FERGUSON TT' S,T-i86o--X Mill Cards, Deeds, Receipts, ! Cutters and Skilled n orkmen. ' Cabinet Work and Eepairing Jt Tift UITS OB UKQU 0ARM1HTS HAD1 TO order in a tew hoars. The finest qualities Ll Home-mad- e and JAoorted Cloth. . Tirst-Clas- s publio Is Executed in the Best Style, at Hote Forms, BUILDIHQ, OO-IDB- N trade with him. To Co., COR. FIFTH AND WALL STS., OGDEN Illustrated : LewiA I3TUKHHXTS SPECIAL, WILD. OATS. ffi O s. J, Complete Sets or Single Articles of Furnitun JOB WORK OF ALL KINDS, PROSPECTUS FOR 1876. Tribe s and Now effers to North-Easter- n Nortli- - Western f. In all classes of ALL THE TOWNS h The Chicago house, E OPPOSITE Salt Lake House. to ascertain by what runte they can reach their destination with the least troable, and if there are two or mere roarfi leading to the same point, to decide which it the Safest and pleaaanteat to travel, We take pieaanre in stating, that the Chicago A Railway ia the oldest, and several milea the short, route between Omaha aud Cnicago. 'Within the past two yean the road bed haa been hut in admirable condition, and almost the entire line haa been relaid with steel rails. The Depot in Chicago ii centrally located, and as their trains arrive there thirty minutes in advance of all other llnea, passengers can always be For all suiW of making Eastern sonnections. Iowa, you points in Northern and should purchase tickets via Marshall, Cedar Rapids, or Clinton. For points in Northern Illinois or Wisconsin, via Fulton; and if you are going to Chicago, or East, you should, by all means, purchase your tickets by the Old Pioneer Route North-Wiutir- EO-LId200-t- G rilBLIC. REMEMBER HI Of I JLFOBTANT FROM THE EAST. ALL NEW DIRECT GEEAT EEDUCTION CrXBCTJlATBt in the Market. Orders received for LIME in any quantity, and for COAL by the ton or oar load. d1 3fi.3m CARRIAGES FOR PLEASURE EXCURSION PARTIES. FREE CONVEYANCE L DEPOT- E. COTIWfiTOJT, Late Traveling Agent for Townsead - rrov B ' |