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Show i Freak of JL Hie i.tr fix n wir-r&T- S Telegraph, TBUCKEE LUMBER CO JOSHUA WILLIAMS, Of all the freaks of the telegraph, MERCHANT TAILOR, the following is the roost laughable which kaafocae under our personal gradu-at- e FIFTH STREET, OGDEN. la.wleigeNot Jong sjnco a theoloj Eastern from one of our gical' schools was called to the pastoral charge of a church 4u .the extreme Just Received, a New Stock of Southwest. When about to start for Imported lU new parish he wis unexpectedly his of detained, by tha. incapability SLUHER GOODS, SPSLVG In order presbytery, to ordain him at the to explain-'hitime, he sent jhe following telegram to tbo deacons of the rhurch: ''Presbytery lacked a quorum In the course of its to ordain." the Constantly on Hand. message got strangely journey asthe reached metamorphosed, ,and ALL OF WIIICH WILL BE tonished deaconB in this shape Jacked a worm en to "Presbytery Adam!" " The sober church 'officers were greatly discomposed and mystified, But' after grave consultation, ' IN TUB eoncluded it was the minister's facetious way of announcing that he LATEST FASHION AND AT had got married, and accordingly THE LOWEST BATES. proceeded to provide lodgings for two instead e one- - California. Ogden. WILLIAMS & Successors to TV. Go, ' Provo "Woolen Mills WE " and the publio generally, hia complete assortment ef S, & Co, TO' 1 Offers to the people of NORTHERN UTAH, DRY GOODS, DRESS GOODS,' NOTIONS, GROCERIES, BOOTS m ml GOODS FROBI 7 P, TEASDEL S. ID noa-arriv- take City, Salt , , , ; k SHOES, HATS & CAPS. HARDWARE. Etc., Etc At the t Very Lowest Rates in the Market. ! o FROM THE EAST. ALL NEW DIRECT TO ORDER REMEMBER HOUSE, EuO-LE- l GREAT REDUCTION OPPOSITE Salt Lake Heuse. S. P. TEASDEL. d200-t- f. Thankful for past favors, a con ft trial, not long Bineo, an old lady of some eighty years was closely tinuance of Publio patronage is questioned by the opening counsel solicited. relative to tha cleanness of her . eye-eigh- 'Can you soe mc?" 6aid he. r ."Yes." pjr-sistc- ! d2OT-t- f. T. 1). CONWAY, ' see me?" '"""How well can yo the lawyer. t. In all classes of "Well enough," responded t'.ie lady, "to see that you are neither a Material. Building d CLOSING OUT negro, an Indian nor a gentleman." Hsving AT COST. A man about thirty years old, on his shoulder haying a tshot-guand--two 'pigeons' in his hand, was yesterday, standing on a street corner telling a crowd that he had been out and killed five hundred pigeons since : ' liis fin ! ! OUR LARGE STOCK OF n suBrise-pf--- re2ivd STOGE OF FURNITURE 1 ' JAIES GALl, To the premises between G. IT. Tribe DOORS, SASH AND BLINDS, GLASSWARE, Stores, . MAHT 'STBEET, the Now offers to : "YoVre a liar!" shouted amair'on the edge of the crowd. Tho stranger looked at him long and earnestly, and then inquired: ' "Where did you get acquaiated with me?" CROCKERY, AND WARE! FLA TED We are Sole Agents for the Sale of 3ew Y'ork CIIEHICAL. PAINTS, Mixed Heady for Use. and have a FULL STOCK OX HAND. or six acknowledged that he had utilized t as a coffin, and Duned it with his pet canary in the FIFTH St., " g rda i. OO-DE- r. K publio IXDCCEHEJfTS r Single Articles of Furniture, At the lowest possible rates.' Quality Guaranteed. c23 l22ie5j3oct cf? Xjoaztxx Z'xrioes 1 Call WILLIAMS eta Co., - - OGDEN. :..... ' S. Lewis To trade with him. - o- IN W ATKINS' BRICK BUILDING. Bftieman SPECIAL Complete Sets China. Lamps, Cutlery ' Great excitement was caused in a rich family, in New York , by the unaccountable disappearance of a gold anuff box, riclily set with brilliants, and ertual satisfaction whon a young Ever. Than Cheaper and J. ' Cabinet Work and Repairing COR. FIFTH AND WALL STS., OGDEN - "" ' Done on tlie Premises. dl86-3m- - " ' ' JAMES GALE. THE WEED TAILORING. V SEWING' l&UlVY. HOLTHER, ' "Family Favorite" j MACHINE! Agent for KINGSLAND, FERGUSON Fifth.' Street, Ogden. & Co'a., InTineiblt , Vibrator Thresher, S,T-i86o--X iTner Most Fashionable Styles AND Perfect Fit Guaranteed. UgTGIve Me a Call. , di8l-3- IU8TM8 MONUMENTS, r , iMarWe - or Sandstone Monti ments 1 CUT AND LETTERED Bt . James Fowler, - 00 - - HAIN STREET. tie ist and eheapssi I1 I'lil! W DEN. ' In tli, aiarbet. 1 BEARDSLEY MOUSE Ogden Junction.' t ' ' I frottMERlt ' JUHCTI0K , a . 1.1.4 J I .- .... J HOTEL: No machine Croats so little for new parts repnm. - - s Y ,," II. liEARDMLKY, Proprietor. Ht Geo. J.m . sold on easy monthly instalments. AGENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE. f SALT LAKE CITT, r.75-8- m ' j E.illJ.Watkins. . v :' Lateof T. C. M. I., has opened and - is now selling, at Wholesale and 'and Kitail, one of the largest and best stocks of i . J SHOES, 'I it CAPS, HATS, GENTS GLOVES, &c. ' Fifth St., Ogden, their first-clas- I.. - rf'tTs" Leather and Findings, AS ALSO THE ABOVE SUPPLIED LESS THAN TEN PER CENT." ' ' 57- s CORK SOLES FOR SALE. - A GOOD AT " " .., jSLaiii Street, Sign Yellow Hoot. CEIEBEATED PAIN SUBDUING LINIMENT IT HAS NO EQUAL. It Is recommended with nnbonnded assnr TONIC. Slice fti all cases of Cute.Bmisos.Burnn, Sprains, Itheumatism, Bard Bwellins;s, Biteb. Jeinta. frozen Feet, Ears, Ac., Ac, among all persons, and for Sprains, Founders, Ringbone, FIT GUARANTEED. Bouglit. Repairing Keatlg Executed ZETiciojs , J53-- m. Poll-Evi- l, Scratches. Wind-Gall- s, Hoof-ale-, Spavins, Springhalt, Saddle. Col lar and Uarnow QaUs; also disewes of the v and Ear la Horses, Mules or Cattle. pill. XHE With Edgar' AJTD APPETIZER, T8 PURELY K VEGETABLE composed simply of n PEEP ABA T10N, or mounted power; will also reoeire order for tit Saw Mill with Rosser; Lowe's and Erart'e eaten t Shinele MaobisW Corn Mills, Corn and cob Crushers; Cane Mills; Planters Steam Press, sc., &c, Also dealer in all kinds of the "Carey";down Empire GENEEAL MEKOHATSTDISE. STOVES a specialty. Produce taken at the highest market rates. ' Sendorde" earlj for Machinery . Freight guaranteed at oar load rates. W. (10. ROOTS HERBS nd FRUITS, combined with other properties, which iu their nature arc Cathartic. Aperk-ut- , Nutritious, Diuretic, Alterative and Tae whole 1b preserv.'d ki a sufficient quantity of spirit from the Sl'GAI-CAXto keep them in any climate, waicli makes the s. Cash for Produce ! E. J. Watkins. Cure NeuraJpla, Itheumatism, flout. Lame Back, Salt Kheum, foieanoua Bites, Eztemet Bone and Muscle Affections, Sore Nipples, to., tindtuay bejustly termed the panacea for all EXTERNAL "WOUNDS. y Remember, this Liniment did not spring up In a dsyera J enr. pro- dUCinffTHE HOSTABSCRD AHDUMNATUBAICVBE8 claimed bt asd MtwRRoeif Lnn mfnts. But we have tho experience of over with the moetsub of trial, years thirty a New-Bob- s: stantial results,and by mulatudo of witueesea. If the Liniment la not as recommended, the HoncywillbcRcfnndci Do not be imposed upon by uring any other Liniment claiming (he same proprrtiee or results. They are a cheat and a fraud. Be sure and get nothing but Mssha Mrdzi sta- - S.iLD fronts ai BT A1.L Lkbd Dncooisis and CocirrB. !l5c CCc. and CI per ' Bottle. notice Size or Loxxlk, frrLs, ka. XiYOII MFG. SO. cneoftl thnrties most desirable Tonic and C ; In the world. They are intea ''. FIFTH ST., Tciiipcranec Bill Depot, OGDEN TAYLOR'S HOTEL PfcAK. LA4E SALT - - OGDEN. Opposite Coal Yard. CTlt. Board by the Day or Week. with or without Board. Taylor A Cutler- - OGDEN HOUSE. Main Street, - - Ocdefl- only to be used as a medicine, and always ac cording to directions. sheet-anch- One door south Z.C.M.I., (south side,) strictly as a of the feeble sr.. They are the debilitated. They act upon a diseased liver, am stimula to such a degree that a healthy adioi 1 at ence brought about. As a rcmedyto which j Women are especially subject it is super seding every other st;niKlaut. As a Spring and Summer Tonic they have no equal They are a mild and gentle Purgative as well aa Tonic They purify the blood. They are a splendid Appetizer. They make the weak strong. They purify and invigorate. They cure Dyspepsia, Constipation and Headache. They ael as a specific In all sreew's cf disorders whica undermine the bodily strength and break do, the animal spirits. CET:iiI3, - West Side East Temple Street, BLANCETT & CO. 3U-- GsV- OH THl BvaOFIAH WILZi ALSO Returns thanks to the publio for esteemed patronage, and now informs them that he has on hand a FULL STOCK of the best FRENCH CALF s and all other kinds of SKINS the for Trade. Spring Bought expressly Leather used in the trade; and is prev'V.. i ' . .. .i pared to make Our friends in the country will Cork-sole- d Boots & Shoes, Ba?e money by, calling beforo purwell as as every other description, ji chasing elsewhere, second in quality and workmanship to none in the Territory, ff ' o , LADIES' and GENT3 .: Amrrira. record nf Liniment In t ha world. From any the millions upon millions of bottles old no complaint has ever reached us, and a u healing uud fee C. known In fflDBER llANTAHOI OSE DOOR EAST OF BRICK STORE, BOOTS, Win first It inertts srt well know n through-ou- t the habitable world. It tins the oldest and bent 11 -lcioi', SALT LAKE CITY, ; n1 ' Weed Sewing Machine Co., GOOD NEWS I : iiill fr " i ' ; NewllaeanA nfticle repnlred, re fiiraiabed other machines. t lorn prices thnn those It is a'lantod to all the want of iamily sowintt. It can be readily comprehended bj any one wishing to sew. It runs so oaaily. It is alwavs ready and Borer takes onf"flt." : It will do any kind of sewing with less changes and fewer extra attachments than any other machine. It is It is made of the very best materials, and In the most thorough manner, ana will never wear one. We take plemnirs in announcing to our numer ons patrons in Weber and Cache Counties, and to the public generally, that we have opened a Branch Office, at Salt Lak City, and shall continue ear agency at Ogden with increased facilities for suniilyiDK every want of the sewing machine ANB HOME CUSTOM SOLICITED TRANSIENT .. ., .. fmtmatati. DC. . Simple I Capable I Durable I Cash paid oh delivery of all kindt OLDBST AND BEST FAMILY HOTE1' of Country Produce. IN TUB dTT. " HIGHEST MARKET PRICE GIYEN. Shipping a Specialty! Board by LIME in any dl36-3- m Wet thDay orVWftM CONVEYANCE I TOANDrROMILR.MP-E- quantity, and for COAL by the ton UU Tr.TeH 5Park Placed Hew York, wear kad. . CARRIAGES FOR PtBASCRK EXCCESIOK PAKTIKS. FREE Orders received for ; COVIXGTOX, Acnt for Tow. . rrop '' |