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Show THE OGDEN SUNDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 18, 1921. u ii.il STANDARD-EXAMINE- R in HEARD ABOUT TOWI j . 1 , J W - ' Love Judge: The officer 'says you and your wife had words? Moonlight. Prisoner: I had them, but I didn't M O DERN- - VERSION ' s get a chance to use them. Youth Love.. About the surest sign of failure of Sloonshine. the prohibition law Is the rapidly number of moonshine breaths IIOW'D VOU IIKE TO BE A on the downtown elevators. SAILOR? Marv had a "little sock &wt rolled below the knee, Deputy Sheriff on the 'phone: HflrH that nhA rame sailing by. "Hello; is this the butcher? Say. what will' be the price of turkey for The boys went out to sea, t J in-creasi- ng , . , NOT ENTIRELY SOBER. . Clerk Yes, sir, the new suits this season are along sober lines. Customer But they, still have hip pockets, I notice. Boston Transcript, . THE rOETKY OF 3IOTION. There she goes , Pqwdered'nose .. Neck bare , . Bobbed, hair . Pink brassiere Taint fair To stare So there . Here conies another. NERVE, EH? Customer; "I would like to raise some money on the strength, of my' .business." Ogden Banker: "What's your busi, ness?"' Customer: "Onion merchant." ". ,"By the holy pink-toe- d prophets. 'aeven straight passes." .... -- -. ..; ... Christmas?" "Sixty cents a pound." Deputy: "Send me up a slab of bacon and some cranberries." The best way to overcome cowardice is to do something daring. Ask your landlord to reduce your rent. Judge: "What's the charge, offi cer.? Vagrancy, your honor. He was loafing around a street corner." "Ah, impersonating an officer.' economist, GIMMIE, JIMMIE SEZ: When a man hugs his wife and says, "How fat you are getting," she wonders what slim little hussy, he is thinking about. f STILL COT 'EM. . . - . long-wind- ed Jan.i ten-fift- ble. An Electric Toaster that make3 toast that is crisp but not brittle, firm but not hard, with just the right delicate, appetizing shading of brown to make it most tempting. 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It could be Every European nation having claims subordinated their extended to other countries later. Austria against Theexcept claims. "Foreign dollars would be issued, path was cleared like our federaf reserve notes", backed for the grain corporation s claim. EUROPE BLAMES VS FOR NEGLI- by a 20 per cent gold reserve. Thus GENCE. $200,000,000 gold, would furnish a bil"We pay so little attention to the lion dollars In currency. for the countries I have mentioned. The Wg thing critical European situation,, that we didn't even get up enough interest to Is that it would establish a uniform refuse to subordinate the claim. It currency and . enable manufacturers was tied up with ottfer international and merchants to have a basis for contracts. matters before congress and we did . It. "The about redemption of these foreign nothing dollar notes in gold would be, tempor"In ' Europe- - they think we have blocked a program that would have arily suspended as are Bank-oEng- hoardtided Austria over. The riots Decem- iana notes, xms wouia prevent ber 1 are the forerunner of something ing. worse INVESTORS SHOULD FINANCE infinitely said he has found much InVanderllp BANKY terest aroused hero in his proposal, "The should be financed prinbank to announced just after his return, cipally by investors in this country. have Europe pay Its tremendous debt There.would be vast benefits to Amer Into America by using It In the first tne ica in investment and in stance as a revolving fund of credit the stabilization of worlditself, Fortrade. Incountries to rehabilitate European have would eign governments nothing stead of running the risk of dislocat- to do with the bank, for It would deal industry by having it with neither individuals nor governing American paid here. "' Interest- in the debt sub-in ments but simply .discount commercial ject, he said, was eclipsing Interest paper held by other banks, Juet as our the bank plan. federal reserve bank does.' "Thft two nronnsala are cntirelv dis briefly of his othspeaking associated." he explained. "I think' erVanderllp, use to to proposal Europe's there is a chance for both to be adopt-- 1 America for the rehabilitation debt of Eu ea. i loonauuc uaim rope's economic structure, said the ceived by European financiers much pan wa8 not altruistic but predicated than I expected. ion the sound business principle of The effect of the international bank,- helping a debtor so he could Day his make the Amerl- debts rathe he said, would v,i v. can dollar the uniform currency of nvir nnM thn -j ne ago proposes that the admlni many European countries an "Al? kept out of the handfl o GOOD DOLLAR A nWrm- THA;traUon commlttaeiL II congressional ' PATER. ' 8t a with f '."Wouldn't , there be a sentimental Herbert Hoover at Itscommission, head. nhlooflATi renlaclnff forelflrnl - V I "t have simply written the prescription," he says. In art Interview at "Beechwood," his home here, where he is at 'wprk on a book dealing with Europe's "financial ills, to be published shortly in six lan-- i guages simultaneously, vanderllp gave NEA Service. his first elaboratiqn of the plan and discussed its effects. CENTRAL EUROPE IS NEAR COLLAPSE. , Is "Establishment of .a central bank the counnecessary," he saia, "because tries of central Europe are headed for financial collapse. "This is not a matter of prediction; -some of them liave collapsed al- . , Austria Is an example. jwidy. "The inevitable effect of govern-- 1 raents' printing billions of fresh paper currency is continued depreciation of their moneys. "As things stand now there Is no escape for Germany. She isn't balancing hertodomestic budgetofby many frAnk a. ANDERLIP. say nothing paying her bill. of ' an indemnity. Think, what reparation "It is not certain that an adjust hope means at normal $13, bto ment of the reparation demands would that ooo.ooo. oon wnrth of, notexchange would that save Germany from financial collapse. De rendered doubtful by a German col- But 'It la certain that unless there is lapse! It might be the seed of revo- a change in those demands collapse lutlon." will follow." TO BLAME-- FOR MORATORIUM NOT REAL ' HOLDS AMERICA RIOTS. ' ; RliMEDY. ' ninlnt now Vanderllp then made this sensation- -' nioneys ,narks and kronen and lira, ' ".'Cah the two-yemoratorium, States was and t,erhaDs eventually franca and being discussed, save the situation?" al statement: "The United for the riots in, sterling with a foreign dollar?" Van- was asked. wholly responsible Vanderllp derlip-wa"A moratorium would be only a Vienna on December 1!" asked. "VVe have been feeding Vienna's he said, ""but they might postponement," he sald. "Much more "Perhaps," Id necessary. A moratorium would de- children," he explained, "but we have a9 well come to It a' good dollar is proffered bread In one hand and un-a better than worthless domestlo paper." lay the collapse it would not avert brickbat m the otlier. It was an it." Vanderllp said the, bank would be conscious as was brickbat, however. situation cited modeled after the federal reserve sysGermany's "I 'venture to say not 100 people in tem but would not be a part of it, having the mosta serious world effect. said Owen of Oklahoma has collapse there would this country know that because we as Senator Vanderllp be so contagious as to seriously affect did not subordinate a claim for suggested.- - He thinks such procedure that the United States Grain might be dangerous. iM Europe NEW TO R K Dec. 1 7 Th question. You can figure for yourself the dis Corporation had against Austria ion "Kor all of Europe, he explained. aster of a German financial collapse," grain furnished since the war, Austria "a billion dollars gold reseryo "would Do metals get tired?" which he said. "Consider what It might do is starving and therefore rioting be necessary. But it should be started POZZled. Scientists for rnmdr1 has of .1 gradually. Only about & fifth of that .years, fa hofne atnAiaA to France a nation that has 65 bil- this winter. . , . . "All arrangements were made. In sum would be necessary for the half 'mitf. lion francs in short terra notes afloat f v I. . mostly running six months notes London and elsewhere, to give Austria doren countries that might adot the rll Jth of engl- that are backed In the mal by thea new loan of $35.000,000 to tide her bank plan first. These would be the UCGi UiC 1UUUI1MI II HI inQbOArdHfl1SfttfStM have long known, without understand ing precisely why, that every once In a wnue a piece of tempered steel or stout forcing; will break down without - . ti " . V? t apparent reason. '" J ; f' ' "if vr- -, . The solution of this question, the . Y A ' . At' r ' :s: r C .Tf, ; njzli j engineers say, is awaited with eagerness by American aviation exnerta seeking, through the strengthening of all materials that go into the makeuo of airplanes, to make military flying as saie as possible. TThe air service of the United States army is negotiating for an ex tension of the research and it is tos slble that certain Industries will but- port additional elperimenta in other kinds of metal,' says an announcement of the engineering foundation describing results obtained from the study of fatigue in metals. Metal experiments have been made at the engineering experiment station of the University of Illinois by Professor H- - P. Moore and a complete report of the researches is soon to be .4 published dealing with the limits of endurance of various metals under many repetitions of stress. I X .. ' test Manufacturers contributed to of steel the specimens experiment and under known conditions, these are being subjected to millions of repetitions or changes of stress. Knowledge of great practical utility, according to the foundation, has emerged from the records of thousands of 'these observations. ng non-fluctuati- i S f . - S f " "; ' , Ji ily I . & ' f f lit- ', -' - tv i 'if." ii i-- t'- Vibrators Sewing Machines Sawing Machine Motors Radiators Fans Clothes Washers Dish Washers Vacuum Cleaners irons Floor Lamps Portable Lamps Boudoir Lamps Candelabra Percolators .Waffle Irons " Grills Chafing DUhes Warming Pads Curling Irons Toaster ! ( . i . 23rd and Wall; - the water. , room. Jugo-Slavt- a, order Electric Grill that prepares delicacies with unusual relish. A dainty Boudoir Lamp which with its subdued light lends an added tone of gentle refinement to the atmosphere of every bed- A neat quickly . . -- .4 by making the. most delightful coffee in the most delightful way right at the breakfast ta- Both Aeroplane and Regular Grade Gasoline at z " t ces lator that starts the day right This is the way AEROPLANE gasoline sells itself -- . An attractive Electric Perco , hs f Suggestions gen- hs '. Here Are a Tew , FAMOUS FINANCIER TELLS HIS CURE FOR ECONOMIC DANGERS MENACING WORLD By EDWARD THIERRY (Copyright, 1921, NEA Service.) SCARBOROUGH. N. Y., Dec. 17 Will Europe, struggling with a crucflil economifTlllness, adopt Frank A Van bank plan In derlip's international to ger back on its feet? The famous financier, back from survey of Europe, says many months must come from across the initiative, re-membran- "I'm getting better reult with my motor, it ttart easier, runs smoother and show more power on hills since !' started using AEROPLANE GASOLINE. It's more than worth the. extra price," one motorist tells another. ble Representative Kahn was talking about the extravagance' of the shipinvestigaping board which the recent . '. tion has revealed. "The Shipping Board,", he said, "claims In a apology, that all these hundreds of millions are not really lost; but this apology t boiled know." - rj four-fift- 1 el tleman and scholar, making in portion. Anything less may be a pawnbroker or promoter, but not a successful banker." THE FAMILY SKELETON The teacher was trying to elucidate the meaning of the word ''recuperate," to one of the pupils. "Now, Tommy," said she, "if your father worked hard all day he would be tired and worn out, wouldn't he?" "Ys'm." . "Then when night comes and his work is over for the day, what does he do?" "That's what mother wants to ali-i-dou- ' vvvu-mni- 1 ' " Through every day of many years to come, electric gifts will fulfill their mission of peace and good will and bring everlasting happiness and to all whose friendship or love you cherish. , Gas olflBie TMat FRANK IF NOTHING ELSE. "This coat for style. Will not stand hard wear." Thus, read a tag on an overcoat in a local store. Pretty soon these fellows will get so is honest they'll be tejlingus the price too high and we ought to go somewhere else. .The American Bankers' association says:. "A successful banker is one-- 1 Hi HI ttccuuiiiiim., three-fifth- s JT hld f I Sap ww V" m . , Gifts : ANCIENT VERSION. Youth Give ILlectiic down, only equals Sam Johnson's. "'Sam, you've been fighting again:', the boy's, mother shrieked. 'You've t lost four front teeth.' . " 'No, I ain't, mother; said Sam, takIng a ghastly little package from his pocket, 'Here they are. " "Did that mule kick you. Rastus?" Suh, but he often kicks whar "No, ". ah Jea been." little dittle enWe will now sing-titled "Seven Days of ' Fasting Make One Weak:" ; Mary had a Thomas cat,' ' . It warbled like Caruso A neighbor swung a baseball bat And now it doesn't do so. an iU U i n r V ) OGDEN ELECTRIC SUPPLY COMPANY . bl-lion- s, 2430 Washington Ave. ber -- r.i-nt,- it, -- , ... RECALL S EARLY , 1 non-polltlc- al ' . I ar . HALS BAFFLE s lYS i WCilC of IVITS OF SCIENCE Friend Couple Now t $24,-000,0- 00 1 1 "j .Cm ,..a ! i 1 ff" SSt i -' n' - A V J . - 5 . . . ..'Vi-r5i-T- s , : ..; ' oo Ill-fate- d Boyal Aged and Alone -- : MEXICO CITT, Dec. 17.(By the Associated Press.) X shriveled, gray-haired little woman, almost blind and alone, sits all day in living wholly the window of her before her chair Mexico City and in apartment tiny Mexican dreams of the days of theArchduke the Austrian empire whenruled the destinies of the Maximilian She is nation from 1864 to 1867." de Senora Marie Othella Jordan scion of an old Virginia famof the late General Mawife and ily riana Degollado, member of a family famous in Mexican history. i SHOT BY JUAREZ' OIlDEIl.Maxi-mfiiyears of During the tragi mItq he wis a Charlotte, the "pad ing to Empress and to the of Europe," princess she recently recalled some Interesting memories of court, days dnrlnr the Mexican empire. Austrian Maximilian, the of the prince who was set upIIIas Inhead 1864 and Napoleon by empire as an threa years later . was shot ' of Che Mexican usurper by order, was by president, Juarez, as- - described "beautiful a Sandra Degollado . and capable, character, sympathetic to but too amiable govern a nation of malcontents." WOMAN OF AMBITION. Empress Charlotte, daughter of Leopold L king of. the Belgians, who Is still living In Brussels, according was ."an am to.Senora Degollado, bitious genius who was always striv ing tp advance her husband and whose mind became unbalanced when o she found tha path blocked." ra Degollado has never seen the rm press since she departed from Mexico CIfy In July, 1 81 f. to plead the cause of the empire before the French monarch and later to go to Home to the good offices of attempt to secure the pope. So far as she knowsMex-no direct word has been received in ico from Charlotte in more than 15 note years and that only an incoherentMexito the wife of a former high can official. REASON GIVES WAY. - 'The empress left hurriedly on her European trip," said Senora DegolDe-goUa- - nn lAdy-In-wa- it- cor-resnond- ; -- i . do, ent ill-fat- ed HOLIDAY EXCURSION RATES 1 Via , -- Be-n- 1 : - if , QUILL-FERABIES LONDON, Dec 17. The London zoo has 2 S baby caimans, first cousin Scene, from Wagenhals and Kemper production of "THE BAT'.' by Mary Roberts Rinehart and to the alligators, ' so tiny that their to b 'chopped up and admeat has at two the with DeTheatre Orpbenm ''nights Wednesday matinee, beginning Tuesday, Avery Hopwood, at the end of a porcupine ministered : . demDer zu, ,; lado, who, despite her quill. D retains a remarkably clear memory, lived for several years until Porflrio "and was accompanied only by her Diaz became president of Mexico. Born In Norfolk, Va, Miss Marie personal maids. For many days prior to her departure there were evidences Jordan went to Washington with her of her falling reason and we were not father during the early days of the afflic- Civil war and there met Mariana surprised to hear of her acute tion .several months later.1 I am posi- gollado, who was attached to the Mex- -' tive that there is absolutely no truth lean embassy. They were married in In the reports that she was poisoned Washington and later came to Mexbefore she left Mexico. .And the em- ico where her husband's father. GenHe was possessed of every eral Santos Degollado, was one of peror kind element of nature. He was too the most prominent men of the day. good. He .listened to treacherous ad A street and plaza in Mexico still vice and was shot. That day was an bears his name. Senora Degollado believes that she . evil one for Mexico." is the last survivor of the court favo" FLEE ACROSS BORDER. Maximilian. Senora Degollado was in Mexico rites of the Emperor oo r City when Maximilian was shot in an and had she VIENNA BROKERS STRIKE Queretaro although to view the bod before Members ot VIENNA, Dec. 17. opportunity it was shipped to Vienna she declined, Vienna exchange, stopped business, him as she protesting against the bill proposing preferring to remember knew him. Within a few days after a tax on each member of 1200 gold the emperor's death, she and her hus Kronen or i,zau,uo paper kronen a band fled to 'Guatemala where they year. 80-o- dd years,, IT .1. December 22-23-2- 4 'Limit, JANUARY 4TH. One and 7 One-Ha- lf Fare Between all points on t!ic Union Pacific System where the one Way fare does not exceed 325.00; Minimum Fare," $2.50- W. H. Chevers, Gen. Agt; 213-1- 4 Eccks Bid.; |