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Show THE OGDEN FRIDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 9, 1921. THEDUFFS STANDARD-EXAMINE- R 5 That Sounds Simple BY Alicia Hammersly A Woman Who Wouldn't Re marry By IdaK McGlcne Gibsoa Hrtti Taa Ymi ALLMANrf ,ivlc LIKE. THIS FOP ME I WOULD HAVE BEEW MAPRlED A LONG 7T1ME AGO 1 Writer that I had not heard since puane and ahe BAB IS ADAMANT. ", met Bab that night with almost a had parted. hi -Judas feeling:. I knew that she would I saw him." "Yes. have felt hurt had she, of known where '"How is he looking?" I. had been during the day, but fortunate"Not as well as you do." ly, she seemed to have no curiosity about :What do you mean by that? rny visit to the city. I mean that he seems to be taking '11 wanted to tell her that I knew that the separation much harder than you her divorce was coming up very soon, but are." I did nob know how to do--it without ex"He should take it. harder. . It is the replaining that I had seen Duane.' . of "his misdemeanors." rue, sult ' Tlah'n rent iniifrJ intolerance KO Infurlal- me to the tell trying-.- iin his way,e that for the first time 'aince Duane other events of thefTav" - And I said wmething to the had parted cild. he Bab said Jthings dZd I um afterwards SOrry fvfr r " . cwi(t."i o intolerant. Bab? Hnw can vmv h did you seejn9 cr "Why. Hal. Where had expected to One think would you that I v : -' ; ., mttrrv I ing?" ,' na n . rvrfwt n. -VOU - nn .m - u i women lives k wheae other ihaimanr lie n ,r x need me ,. n.i. mwus- i iuh,1.1. sea-ineam buoui . nave ,i . ilU. 'AS.UiitlllCUj illBUIiau. i.7 v c r country AtA om ..o. in i aivorcfs inai ine I Bab t.ii.jmen ' un nut. -u iuuiii nuui tirjfl Klrl i Kot d onw wViof as oecausa- women aK lor more, with "Oh,-- I guess I was human virtues in the men they marr'. ml' have lost all .faith in the divfnityjof can find sex. n I scarce whichown asked.f Ignoring the word - "bored". to for- er8tand that to e rr is hmn. I knew was taboo. f'' to the ' hi" seem ,to Do glve.divine!' They .t"Yes. Let's go back city. Wu intend to stay in New York this win- - Pye nothing even if I pull do"Bthf. ij edifice of home about my ter tix""' Vo. I think we had better rent" our 1. Bab arose andleft Athe I had been ca. "hn!?'el apartment, and I am goinff to take Hal . knew that Bab was in her ideal and rules home to see His grandfather for awhile, mistaken of- conduct, she was After that I hive no plans." . ?nJnhPP- t - own was mind My i "Oh I can't go home Just now: Alix. Ij affairs by Hannah, who had just put IU- v. couldn't face mother." as tie nai 10 Deo. to her writins :' "ltah 'Lavo'vnn hopti 'Mrs. Hammcrsly. ' "may I seak with j though; Duane were with us?" : a moment? you Bab nodded miserably .Hannah." "Certainly. ; "I don't think it quite far. It will be a . "I do not think little Hal is as well as to them 'great shock T.don't His throat eeras swo.len. Han- know how to tell them. usual. come, "Oh Alix, will'i "I'll It loved Duane. have pght in and see him. They always nah.", tell . let break their hearts. t i win you. tt al 'It wasn't that so mucti. .mis.- nam i cuutu tne will meantime.' you go in imciaiy, "vhere : ."I don't know. about Miss Bab." , Perhaps I will stay atjis tlie apartment. Alix, I don't think I- can, "What about her. Hannah? not "She cries constantly when you are stand this uncertainty much longer.nere. i uwws'u ',( "Uncertainty of what?" i"""""6'" jyu T was not over yet beinT. angry witn "Of my divorce." you were Bab, and I answered. "Hannah, the has 'i "Why, my dear, I thought herself to blame." Just as certain of that, as you ' might be onlv Mrs. "Can't you do .something, of death and taxes." t . .. "I guess I am, but I wish I could hurry-i"I think she will be better by and by. up and get the ordeal over." At least I know that neither you nor I it will make you feel better, dear. I can "It She will have to work do anythln-gwill tell you that I learned In the city that nu auu out nerseu, nannan. your case will- come up the first of the it ' ' Ha!." see little week." 1 r Tomorrow New of Jeff Turner. "Did iyou'see' Duane f" There was an eager note in her vo' 'Copyright National Newspaper Service.) i 5AV, NIX "THE RUFF have Josr.; J . J 1 37jrF! J ... ... i " 1 .. .- i . - Ohi " -- AU,,f- Your Complexion, But - SQlSU Give A SPREAD KNQWM Xoll " ' ' j - ? . it - . . ifttte i - " - -; . 1 - 1 w ' - i , " I . ; 1 - ') 1 .. . , ; : At fl fA ' t $ f. " . v fit I j" - oneo J I - 1 MOVJ THAT Mo HAVE4'T,. OO GOT. I WTO "WIS THIMG. ITHcXJGHT VJfD VJHATAOE VOUGOIWGTO 7AV HFRF UMTIL 5AV,miiBuR I -- DO? APLVOU NAJMEP i THAT ' .H :iV!J i r r SRl ABOUT A VJEEK. thought we coolo all GET ACQUAJMTED WITH HER AT AiCOOT VJF ACQUAINTED AWVWA TiZl . i - THE 5AKIE, I I 'I I I - f T t -- TIME. , - - r . THIS akid v J v f rv V J i I . , . , tt paya to take care of cnr kln pnd nnt If mir r adrs ;i XaVr rny oi-vith girl or v.omn ho ado'ita th !irt- mud thl roml'lfiatlun for a I am rn(ldent ty tb end of that sighted policy of rttglecUng her complex- or ult W5II W io ,ng ibut ion and thn gmmblea bcuie of hr Jack time th inn the world could cauto tl.r m t nothing of admirers ha no one but hfr?elf to further nepfcTt th!r rompleslcmt Iurblame aa It Is poaalble for a girt ct d. ln' the Pa' a1' WinWr months the Vin in iiuumiy imrn"r ncr,jrf M,ttrr han U m,r Coid trran an teraonal appearance and her liKUWII.Ui ' - .. re t, -- lo M Ham-mersly- . itlf t- ?" 1 . - v'lt.i10 L'lt:i now nmnns ?J , ' rrI,u"". " ri'Z v,., aa an ei " " i. ( THE IDEAL HUSBAND By DOHOTHY DIX, the World's Highest Paid Woman Writer A vniint- - iril asks 4ne if I can tell her tvhat dualities a man should liave to mawe' Him an ideal rruranu. uetause sue wams to be sure .that ihe man stie i i ks out for a life partner has all the' genuine, j of being guarantee sne marrnes wiin the real thing before I le him to the jaltar. "Why. child, there is no more set standard for grading husbands, and to which they must conform, than there is for judging Durocs ahd Holsteins, and goats, apd other domestic animals. You can't ..8n UNCLE WIOGILY AND THE SAND PILE. ing. Some thrill to that, believe mo Copyright. 1921. by MtClure Newspaper i couian t stand uemg rarricl to a mm Syndicate.' wno would always i.um-the lu.nie time! wealher vkas'siiU very hot; though clock on the- dot at C:"0. and who would theThe animal children had to go to school, he always just exactly wi at he should vacation was over. Uncle and that y ou knew beforehand he ftr the summer on the porch of his hoi-louho pat Wlggily. I vas going to be. d yawn myself to stum,) bungalow watching Hammie death." and Sule Llttlei.au. the rabbits; Johnnie A man who kept you keyed un to fightBillie Bushytail. the squirrels, and ing pitch, and who made family life a and Lulu. Alice and Jimmle WibblewobUle. luna meioarama. that was one woman along plowly from the ideal of a husband. There are pierwy of ; the ducks, coming" stump, where the lady mouse other w( men whest- ideal man i the: hcllow heard their lessons, felt cave men. There is ar.mthin in strent?h teacher had animal hoys and girls. the for i Trimand Lru.ality hai anneals to the ' 111 make a sort of bathing "I think itive in them, and thev never reallv love any man of whom they are not beach 'fcr Ihem In our back yard,"' ' he afraid. They pine to be wooed with a told NurscanJane. do that?" aWd the "How you club, arid they" make slavish wives to , the men who liave nerve enough to snatch muskrat lady nurse. fill It with and a I'll "Well. hoje so cf dig the hair their up heads, tjiem by to s;eah, and marry them while they water from the hose." Uncle Wigglly answered are protesting they never will . sprinkle in fome all it will be almost like the ocean.' Contrarily. there, are women whose ideal and Miss Fuzzy "How about waves?" of a husband is a nice, soft mush poultice. These wemen are bosses by na- Wuzzy, "I'll get Toodle and Noodle Flat Ta. ture, and they can never be happy with the beavers, to splash around In "Vie, any man who will not let them tell him water and that will cause waves." the where ie gets on. and where he gts off. "Then all that .will b Such a woman's Idea of a good husband bunnv said. I'll get a pile of that and Is a nrn wlio lets his wife walk in front, needed Is sand. seashore beach and print him to a. good seat, in a car. we'll have a make-believ- e I . and say who permits his for the- children these hot days." Nurse "sit there." kfnd." nine-tentare "You spoke very to out better his clothes, pick and when Uncle Wigglly had 'dug tell him what he may eat. and how to Jane, a wide, but not very deep. hole, ami hnvi his foalr cut. filled it with water from the garo-cThe type of man who calls his uifhad tne musxrai iaa j ' r,r lir,.i". : nose, 'mother" may not be ronionf'inrli niunfiin it seem him-f"rinkled in some salt, to mak in anmearanrp. lnt ho ,1 . oenn ... . ...,.11 in . lite . sauy t . , nriny. i i i ' .... i i: , , ami 'airil ldiv 0f and you never hear of the woman ' nn uncie w igguy . wnn his rrienda. tne aana .Martin uirus. going to Reno sand and gravel near the big e heap of ocean, Another woman's ideal of a husband is ' amake-believand everything Mas a cash register. All she of a nnn H ready for the animal children.. is for him to be a good maker. hot and He rmv be handsome or hideous, wi'h I Slowly they came from school, hed It was vacation or runtv and , tired out. They the figure of a Creek god. 1, on un. uear: oarKeu jarmr t RL'aln. v, -have jome mar Wow. "I twish we could s he ormes across vf!h the hp clothe wi-r- i uwi I'nci v,Lliirand jewel.-- and the pri. e of a pnlurge. ner arreciion ami ner on in ner the installhusband liavcjen bouchtmerci ment plan, and last just as long as he ha3 ft!? can keep un the nayrnents. bathln Most woman's Idel of a husband is a ried to their homes, put onIn their water. . th and were splashing friend. son1body they can chum with, suPs beaver the and Noodle, Tocdle boys. can talk about their moverl and to whom they In the Pond their broad, flat Sine- souls,- and vivisect their ermtion arifT ).a fTUd sent tve water in little waves from wtiVv will .tmiikret a rtA !,rw3rmto'raaiAri shore to shoi c. t it looked nwre than in vev thin,- - ih.v h i n ir i ever like the real ocean only notso large. and think they think. This appears to he the most unattain- of course. But still it was very hot. So hot that able of alh matrimonial dreams. The even the duck children Lulu. Ali; cases in are nd which husbands wives oi" u had to open" anct .ninv Jimmle W ibbl c wobbl 0,1 rri.r,. un.s c,uicki ana each other's society. a"d who never talk fnui an tneiryenow 10 low iikh nir tocir inr we as rea never do cut ' ijujmuio talk cut lT wijh tongues. That is the way ducks 911U souis- is so rare that they ex congenial cme birds and chickens cool themselves accite universal comment among their oua.lft tances. Women nerlsh of envv over'i pn a rr not uaj . You boya and girls rrr:. a wife whose husband laughs at her re- - r jokes. and listens to her stories, andcomally iook3 alive,, ' and awake. In her ' i pany. ' All of which, little sister, goes to show there is no ideal husband, and no standard among- wemen "as to what ccmsti- tutes perfection in a husband.. Speaking, by and larice, the ideal husband is the one-- ,C you didn't marry. w ; si-rr- -- - i a-k- . over-supply bachelors. y if 'Heaven knows the ccmetition for i3 fierce enough now, eligible man aiid'Lt makes, one tremble to think What it would be if scores of flom;n were.af-f?- r a model huslanl the way they go 'after a model hat at a bargain sale, Praise he, this is not the case. Femi in husbands even as; nine taste difff-rit does in millinery. What is one wo man's poison. man's meat is another .. wi ... une man one laciy can i aDiae, iircs itie 01 ner sisier. tie wno oores one iancy woman to tears, casts a spell of enchantment over another. and f so the merry weddmg bells continue to ring on. No human being can even .guess what a woman's ideal is going to be, it look that the like, or act like. The riddle mi m.- - uracil is. NiTOus ovt-Miiua. did she ever .see in HIM? ' And "What woman has asked it at every marevery she has ever attended. And no- riage answers it. body 'Different women like men for different .qualities, and have different a ideals. young Among my acquaintances is woman who had a stormy and tempestuous excursion on the matrimonial sea with a young rounder who drank himself to death before he was thirty. In the course tT time the widow, was wooed by a most estimable, gentleman of irreproachable morals antf conduct, but she refused him. 'You see." she said by way of explanation, "Johnny had spoiled m? for marriage with any other man. There .was.-s.cmexcitement and ,pep to being married ta Johnny. ! for I never knew when he came home of an evening whether' he would bring me a bunch, ofAmerican .Beauties, or give me a beatev-pr- s' v s j . i - To . - -- , hs n 1 . 1 v J 1 i ,i v I a-- r . i 4 " ks m-ne- v - i r..r,.i I - .... rebate Shta'ffiSlSK ta-H- , tl-.t- r -- roinno m 1 - 1 - -- , - IvitalizeWornout , Exhausted Nerves too j . ;Yotfrt.nerve power depends on plenty of the kind that good. rich, red blood 'oflron-helps , make. Nuxated Iron is like the iron in yout bipod- and like the iron In spinach, lentils and, apples, while, metallic Iron is iron STORV TELLER. as it comes from the action of strong James THE "just Jarvis Jinks is. in his glory when on acids iron filings. Nuxated Iron doe3 he's relating ansedotes; things remind not iniure the teeth nor upset the stom- him of a story, and menallwho listen los3 ordi-nar- y i3 WALTMASON . or-gan- ic Jron-r-Nuxate- d - ach: it entirely different from metallic iron. It quickly helps make rich, red blood, revitalize wornout. exhausted nerves and give you new strength 'and energy. Orer 4.000,000 people annual- ly are using it. Beware of substitutes. Always insist upon having genuine organic iron Nuxated Iron. Look for the letters N, I. on every tablet. Sold by all in tablets only never in liquid druggists form. Advertisement. Tobacco Stop a month and see how for tobacco Stop much better you feel. You can stop without suffering any inconvenience or usual craving".. Simply get a feeling the box of Nicotol from any druggist, use aa directed, and the habit quits you. Your health wiir be better, your resistance to disease will increase and you will cease to be a slave to nicotine. Read what Dr. Conner, formerly of the Johns Hdpkins Hospital, says about the evil effects of tobacco in an article soon to appear in this paper. Nicotol is dispensed by all good druggists in this city. Advertisement. CATARRHAL DEAFNESS AND HEAD NOISES If you have Catarrhal Deafness or are hard of hearing or have head noises- go to your morose, distraug'ht and blue: he ought to know that .he Is sinning by handing, out a yam or two. This Jinks has many kinds of merit, and well might rank with honored males, had he neglected to inherit his passion for bewhlskered tales: that graft the people cannot bear it; all story bores should be In jails. It's keep on boring, strange how bore will when they must see they make men roaring- until tired; the orator continues he Is fired the frenthrough the transom zied bard is bent on soaring when sawing wood is most desired. Sometimes when I get busy talking. I mark a hearer heave a sigh, or wipe the tears that come a- -f locking around the corner of his eye; and then I kmrw my conduct's shocking. I'm so ashamed I fain would die. Then reform until, forgetful, I launch upon another spiel, and seeing some poor victim of rny soul congeal; fretful, the currents I then proceed, remorseful, sweatful. to kick myself with my right heel. Matthew Adams.) (Copyright by George -X oo , ' ,r . 1 m- jment. -- . ders it unwholesome if left in the tin. I t i - tn . J -- a k h IlWe muti ! ronve- - tlrf Uka'ft lntt nt let rt -d . de-ve- I y lt!to,!t EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO lfvl'. ; -l a.-k-ed l.a WHAT VOU r I rtAM- fT- DoiNC 3 V1 WATT 1 K Klr e- ThV4T - fMV " r- - - d' I TMtiz. To v?P TiC-NTG- rJ f JUST FOLKS 1 . J 1 g-nti$- ' 4 Of I Um-Ii- 1 iialixvi:i:n course, only jour pise. ixmn. hope for Hallow- e'en Is to glimpse jour future! And then. ' mustn't there be a man In the glimpse? ,S 1 you'd, see the man you're to wed. Touch with lemon th noats of Jha bed. That is. take the rind of two. lemons, them In your pocket all and carrying then at night rub them, each one.day on the four noata of tha bed. Your 'future husband should appear In your dream I And then there's the apple seed way of Take two apple telling your fortune, too. seeds, (live them the nanr-- of two men whom you like beat. " Stick' one on either thek. The on which stays on longest is your beat friend! We alt know the trick of the candle at midnight! Let your hair down, lightex- a your mirror at taper and stand befor On the stroke, of twelve actly midnight. will look over your your future husband shoulder! These If all of the fairies are working on Hallowe'en night ahoutd tll your fortuned But If there aren't any fairlai a L lllSeve him fair until h drala unfairly. He haa a right until h proves untru To be met aa a man who will met you aiuarrly. aa he drala with He should be goes with you Give him your faith until It shaken. Truat him until he htraya your trxt. Take hli word aa you'd have yours taken. your deallnga with him be Just. 1 Lt Give him credit for fair endeavor. Make him your friend until he proves untrua. Ha may b worthy your truat forever. Rrand him not until he's falae to yon. (Copyright. Iin. by Kdgar A, Gueat.) 00 .1 is rr yours? 1 j NAL RICHELIEU. SEPT. t. MSS. Armand Jean da Itaaals da Richelieu e was one of the great anen of hlalory. and one of the proudeat and rooat amMtloua men tre world haa ever known. He was born In I'aria of a rood uut no When he wa 6 wealthy family In his father died, leaving an estate hevlly in debt. Uut It happn"d that a small bishopric waa offered tha family by the king In gratitude for aome small aarvlce It was not much of a reward, ao the two elder brothers refuaed It. but Armand. only 21.o arcerte4a It. H knw that evan amaJl frdm beginning he could become great. Ha waa ao young he had to receive spe cial permtaiion from tne pope 10 r a alx rears he gave all b'.a time blihop. Kor uo hla poverty atrioken blab. to building watted and horM for ht- eprle while haxxl luck came hia way hn ter thlnra. f th ruling Mart de Medfcl. mother ao that JUchrUeu king, waa ant Into e.tllhlmaelf to her. H met her. He attached conciliation took place between th moth-e- r and the king Juat aa Richelieu Intended. Thi took htm to court and to the king notice.hia Th king dll!keJ him hut brUiiance. and knew that recornlcj he could not rule without him Gradually lUchehru beram not only the moit figure in Franc tnit f Kurrre. Krrn kings had to ber In all hla favor. When h dl-- 1 at 67 he had ambition gratified every poaaibJe worldly 00 aelf-mad- r--f We hear a great deal nowadays about the efficiency or women. In the novels of nrtv years ago. who eer execu f heard a woman praised for l.tr tive ablnty, force, and ener-- -. In the sonso that it la used today. Tho frail, if it fails. delicate, helpless Ideal of womanhood has nas.se d away. How is It tKMsib!e Don't hide your freckles under a to measure up to the Ideals of modern of ounce Othine and re- womanhood? veil; get an In the first' place, we move them. Even the first few our must bodies in the best pos keep should show a wonderful im aible condition. provement, some of the lighter free inousanaa 01 women nave kles vanishing entirely. through dally bath, exercls Be sure to ask the druggist for the in the fresh air. and JLydla H. Pink-ham- 's Vegetable Compound at ih double strength Othine; It is this that first sign of female weakness.' Is sold on the money-bacguarantee. ; ;uare.pu"r' la FUDGE. sugar. : h!t To "u; trewn milk. plec of cup. butter t:i sugar. I cup2 auaxea nf of walnut. tir chocolate, all of the time It la boiling. Flavor aim Hemove from the fire wben It vanllU. becomes atmoat aoiid la water. Stir until t' aimoat bard, then pour on but red pans. oo- appll-cations . auo-ceede- d - " - - CREAM. V.foM e wrt ',. la Wlicr . I n good condition. o K , Y PAINT STAINS. Tn remnva , , t m.f . a ,r f'u RICE PUOOINO. . a a a. a. m r.m ii rreaniy.' t0 14 a tre I- -e MiMia ' ' 1 m m I, --. vw -- d tt o s-x- -l.tf f - -- 1 r 1 - Tho scientific blendmsr of rcHablo vcrctablc remedies of benefit lo persons ho suffer from Kcrvoasneas Sleeplessness Lovi ol Aprxtlte Depresloa v Brain Fag DIacstlvc Trouble SI rV Recovery trora Xxillnenrn and Kindred Ailments I oTcrwork? Thm Are roa na Are you Irritable? Arts try this appixrreHj remexfy and iatUJy jxrarrlf of it trwf.c;al do-wn- ? lr.gredit:t. , 1 , it mold in botlUw F riocl lS-o- u FOR FOWL ! H hay-Ctx,ke- d. akin ataui Ik. fr tn If if fv!ceUr OO1 after an throuich the lo tt akji poaura to air there la nothlBg left but REMOVING GUM. a Uttla taint dawt. If the ma'l a n r ia chewtriKH it alL i:rr ing gum tn the i:h go oer ib gum It v..i I crumble and ran be brobeJ erf. t.ii. rut. tn ilnair we.'l with) Keep a amaU iihrp tX fine :.rf 'oJ ri awei It. uatng a aft flannel foe the purte. j h ahcH .f the Y fr k rat'-.i if wu ana ic.;..t J wv-j;- j m, tr.e wniiisi 5'T. r.fttry t J.ar- al evry week. wtt(h a aoft cloth. a Glm tcx touch to roaat an hour before you put lcS. Uha dreaa'.ng In au lrglr ruaatlna: ltt While It piit a faw atalka pf celery atearoing and a aiice or on Km lnila to flavor It- Then. if,, handle It care atainrg already fully for It fowl If tb ateam BAMBOO TABLES. : If the UraWi tall la kept near a Cream hn!i n t tndow den't fall lo go over it onrt In he mry I'll and at 1. a t i. whlia with a m:tur cf l!naeid pti What la ahe floijbi iTi-and turpentine. rjua jarta. Thla keen ftr whir ping pv.rHea. It in " l CHOCOLATE CARAMELS, On a cup grated chocolate, l rup bron I cup molaaaea, , jp sweet rr.iik. turir lioll until it nartiena wen ! drorr! In ma. pteca cf butter water. Add oa cup of chcorpl aalauta. egr and 1'our on i'iu nen cool rut The Efficient Woman 1 judged you. po-t-rfu- Resinol FMME k .. bk ewjevrof i !v-ee- V . i i - ! scratches, ec. T3e sure TH rtldday ubjr-- dlffr-n- t h diaf ing.iastesinsed slings, cold sorev Said Tfcfrt .IWyCtja, MtmlM. I mm " ' Mil lun Huntl nililJi Cxticara 3a ihavaa witWat Brag. wan erround twkl about frl mn wrather munklo mo wtainer u would c--r Foralllheillsjhai (heskinisheirto; When usee! for every day toilet purposes Cuticura keeps the complexion fresh and dear, hands soft and white and hair live and glossy. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the Ointment to soothe and heal and the Talcum to powder and perfume. cunln Artie we . 1 ATTaveliT$ Requisite , 1 I Beauty of Skin EnhancedbyCuticura IF STALE. When the macaroons become too stale to eat grate them' and sprinkle them over the tops of your puddings and cus- Don't Hide Them With a Veil; Re tards. You'll like them.. move Them With Othine OO Double Strength. HAIR BRUSHES. If you would clean your hair brushes This, preparation for the removal of without softening the bristles dissolve a of washing soda in a quart freckles Is usually so successful in. re teaspoonful of water. Keep dipping the brush up clean. - Rinse througn moving freckles and giving a clear. and. down until several clear cold waters and dry la the beautiful complexion that it to sold sun, bristles downward. under guarantee to refund the money -. My nl DM and Jlcalintf Soothing : th.-'I- " J o y h, i . and get 1 ounce of Parmint druggist (double strength.) and add to it 4 pint of hot water and ,a little granulated sugar. Take one --00tablespoonful four times a day. WRONG SIDE. This will often bring quick relief you have difficulty with the pockets from the distressing head noises. ofIf your on the door catching nostrils should Clogged open, breath- knobs andaprons time , you next the tearing, ing become easy and the mucus stop make, them put the pocket In the Inis easy side. It is quite as easy to reach andr dropping into the throat. to prepare, costs little arid isIt pleasant can't catch. ,to' take, Anyone trho has Catarrhal 00 REMOVE THEM. Deafness or head noises shonlci I a Empty the metal can as soon as you thin nreseriritloTi -- q - trial ..ma nuici open It. The air tttrlklnr the food ren- - j their goats, for all the tales he tells are hoary, and blue mould on the surface floats. He surely sees when he's beginning a dreary yarn that Adam knew, that fellows quit their cheerful grinning, and look ' TO RELIEVE i . k. .r,,r- fan yourselves or drink h e water, wiidlii irpi or unrfmifftvnl to have 3 c In lat Is not very wise If u lake too, nifnl much. A doggie boy or cirl u:h-b- i race, am! Artie offered to wan m hia his1 w iter mouth and by hanging out the! few kite for my rubber hand ball Wrh owls tongu and Artie nxi. Well then I can't! wouldeni. ... off. And an. th . .duka . A .!...! wat. Iet each fit a will yf.u let inrir iunk'ur limit OIH tnouttlK tll inftr il A) Ins we II leeve tlerm to eac h other In tney oiHn their Mlln w, d utid l.raii as much aJr as they can In that way to either of uw reta killed unixpecteri'y cool ef. nxe mat. enyining Wl.-The animal children wre doing their did. Art leu will belnc beat to keep cool, and were having a lot ladles and rentlernrn to whom it of fun when, all of a sudden. Uncle Wig-gll- y tcncer.n. I he?by war on my dying my wiij heard some quacking and Lulu that if I am found ded pr permanently Wlhblewobble exclaimed: trie, unconhlga for eny reason Urnnt ivft "Here! You Mop; MhV. him uton!" , can have my red and blue kite ln1.xtinir wnati the matter akrl the htinnv the- tale n1 Klrinif cm.lnel. Your gentleman, hurrying down to the make- - ! truly Artie Allxandrr. And my will Imp. believe ovran he lad made. lir: This In to certify that If T am rn "It'a Jackie Itow Wow." answered LuTu. ftrr engine or ' "Every' time I open my bill, to cool my ' OVrr I' forth, or fall off m.of ro.f or out cf a tongue, he scatters sand In my mouth! eievaior anait rr so vny ao you ao mat, jacKie? asktd winnow or unwn th bunny. a brake my neck by forth, ao forth ''Oh. 1 i just sort of can't help It!" afe or a b e box or a piano rrhaving barked the doggie boy. "She so. come down n it. thl la in aertlfy that with her bill going open and sht: ' m lesal rutiln. Artie Allxander. can funny, lika a pair of aclpsors. that I Jul hava my rubber hand ball. Ilapectlvel . like throwing and In her nvwlh." i Ilenny I'otta. fe"Well. auppoae-- I throw some sand on Wh after we had rota- them Artie aed. Hut heck. O wlxi. the you?', anddenly aaked Unci Wlgglly. ajm rny - good 'unless we get a wtnea to alne "Here! How do you like this?" And fore Jackie could atop Mm. the bunny t them, .and I el. (J. thata rltf. III get gintlcmkn dropped som sand down In-- , ' ma.And 1 took the 2 wlila side the puppy dog's bathing suit. up to nva'a room was darning hotee out of x ha. "Hi. It acratvhws It tickles me! Ouch!'" ware aJie her huntllnc nini frrit and saying. Hay crleo Jackie. "Oh! dear" "Well, yuit ee it ln't so m h fun 111. will myou r- sine thi a a wltnlna? Wlch it aod then JumM up a on th(3gbt. Is It?" the bunny And Jackie said It wasn't, and he prom- - j If ixcltel and tore it up and then he not to plague I.ulu any more. Then i tTuide om armatlc apirlta of ammonia ied and! and quick drank It and then hf gar me the fun went on. the animal Kir!" tplashlng In and out of the water. 3 fearae cracks to start with and Another ; on every Um I atarted to Ixplane. and while, the beaver boys made avv h wouldent leeye- ni; go cut eny more AlIof a audden alonir came the on account of axiJent. Vox. looking for era to nitble. Hut j' J1 00- Jackie and feetie How Wow scratched sand in hit face and made the Vox run 4 V WI V Mil' ill., I'll "" , f'' Uncle Wlggiu- - ald that was the beat! a a. ait ' wa a lit ' JV;V '.V though ther flrf m,Kl lha bunny a nn4 pil and By KDCJAIl A. fiUKST. ho," "that" animal a Virt, and 'he boy ! FA,R DEALING. ' 1teyhelruaX:heUcrak,' M hl VVl n',i'v undelht head F Z. PJi him honwt imtil he ilea. ' h"'" I nrl an about hla name until he nuk- -i It Honor ifv'A--- r. n vmNr for COndurt which me Am. c,no) 00- I rhe-rfuM- at nutch - Hi, LITTLE BENNY HOVARD R. GAR1S .' Lre? eu head, and a Kind and gentle di3toi-tion- . Xof can you take off so" many demerits because his stomach is bigger than rdV'head. or he. isn't a free milker as regards1: housekeeping allowances. There can be no Ideal husband because women of many minds, there are manyand every ' mother s daughter of them has a different mind aiout what she likes beit In a man. Which is God s mercy; for otherwise, there would be a "few Brlgham YouTgs, with thousands of of old wives apiece, and an . BY h i ' BEDTIME STORIES - , Llown-in-the-bott- fall-t- ! ,WYV thing ta JU'"(nld and fairer. You long I - possible ' rni . thero - t. kno way , Makrto lo.''. up youf nothing m K i nil l . uni iltnn rn- ri 1,ij fOm lb la . ff) . tSnU. , to tTt H,. . .. ',"'i vr,.r .Vln r,,m,1..l,.n and uu wii r w.MS" rtimrxion irarlrg for your HooU ,or l,vnk 2,i" When Mia. tcott wa. prea.ed f or .the j DCHW1LLO haa made au h a. Stn.e ucc-to her wonderful complexion ah? inivrr ' there are many irr.iuiora aald. It'a a nimple proceaa and riulrent Kr-only a few moments each day. To Wemj it th re I nothing K gorxl ng the tin-wit-to go ai fir r'.eanllneaa t abaolutely rirrfnurv ulni article th- -Srnn for half the pr'.c and th beat way to cleans the akin la l offer fjuanitt an ! on to hiv th I t want Uding a grw rteanit'.ng cream I have triM ihenj all but I hve never' tl you get )I.ItWll,U) hn ?tu 1 found anythlrg that com pares with rubnituu by on 1KI;W1LIXJ or nothing. Thra u fciii Cold t'rfim for thia purr-oe- , nt makes the rkln oft. an1 velvety and pre- - you won't ! diaarpolntesl, Kvery a rhapptnj and rouchneaa. Thn he-- j partmert wher tor and dnJCt't kro for going out 1 nrt-lthat popUur I u - to get lnilWILtX and Dk rend rrrm. tlfler which fracti rally every cirl and.I If they fail to carry them inlorii, ak woman known about, culled PIIHWILI-O- . th'W to order for ou. . Thry are oli tn!1 It Inatantly given the nkln the appearance tb,ijt city under the abovr ruarante at o'. jouth. l absolutely hrrnloM and otmter Including A. I'w Mclr.t)rc- tontinued uae tnakea the rraalta p ima- - trjg Co Advertutr.enL i it n a 'oroinv Lktx Talks ' Men a with the uUttnct i:n ."Lietrtwem If they that .leae 'IdftKMidins rrt ruiis tfinde-oiU f monry ."nrn:.,r' iThu oj rtall get a frc. trial.. Nothing rr in i V ' . ; r cic-sc- t Ori-in- ol mly. lUfu tutiiitules. Sal Jff aMarfaenrve lJilACXA DHUG COMPANY CJty.Ma. |