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Show THE OGDEN ST ANDARp.ry a rvrnvm MONDAY EVENING, APRIL 18, 1921. fSSUl Frank Has a Convenient Memory THE DUFFS 1' Alicia Hammersly A Woman Who Wouldn't By IcLxh "McGlon TW lWte4 Write Remarry Gibssa . hello, tom! comc in and.! SIT DOWN . HELPING MOTHER HAMMERSLY The first mistake J made with my mother-in-law-rI pjade many was in trying" to tome to some sort of an unabout my duties In the house derstanding over which she presided. Mother Hammersly had- always worked alone. She was incapable of giving orders or of appreciating any work that was not done in just her way. "What would you like me to do about the house?" I asked. "If you can't see what Is to be done, Alicia." she answered, ''it would hardly do any good for me to tell you." "Suppose I keep the front rooms in order." She hesitated a moment and then said. "You may try that if you wish. Today is my cleaning day." I attacked the living room right away. was still It was spring-- and the weather raw, but I was glad to have an excuse to open all the windows because the air in that room was sodden and heavy.. One felt sleepy after a half hour in It and it gave me the shivers Just to go into it. Vp went the windows, and out went the the back yard, I felt better allugs in The mere fact that I was doing ready. content. something made me more Mother Hammersly carae in just as I was down on my knees goinj? over the floor with a rag dampened with coal oil she had no floor mop or floor oil. "What are you doing?" she exclaimed Irritably. - '.'Cleaning the floor' "But you don't have to open all the windows to clean the floor. I haven't had those windows open all this winter." I couldn't help thinking of the mothers , who sewed their children up in their underclothes at the beginning of cold weather and an irrepressible smile curled around the corners of my Hps. V Then sho continued: "It will take an extra bushel of coal to heat this room up again. Where did you get that coal oil? I never put'oll on the floors, and ' where are all the rugs?" was I time this my temper. losing was doing work to which I was unacI ly customed and my "arms were aching, my knees were sore, my breath, coming fast from the exertion. My back seemed about to break but I knew that the room was going to get a good airing even if it took . a ton of coal to rewarm it. I wanted that room sweet and clean I when I had finished, and. girl-lik- e, wished that Mother Hammeraley would give me the slightest, bit of eno6urage-men- t. Instead she caustically continued. "You are making more work, spending more time and money cleaning up this room than is necessary." " I said nothing because I knew , that if I spoke I would be sure to say some an - : - -- T" TttM. ABOUT TCN VEARS AGO NfcU XHD ME A FAVOR AND I EVER. WILL rOTJS EX oh,hello,frank! DO YOU RENUMBER. k I r- steadily working. Mother Hammersly atood watching nae for a moment and then went out of the room. In her very walk there was dis? approval. me of tha day to clean It took to most satisfaction. How I my the room wanted to throw out a lot of onfoolish bric-a-brgildenow scants painted ed shovels. Impossibles, landscapes placed and framed in the center of mottoea of "God Bless pur Home." At last I made tha room look quite pre-ao I changed the furniture sentable. read a book, if you had that you couldthere was not a book in the one to read room by putting the easy chair near the lamp on the center table. Then I of the windows. placed the sofa byandonesofa had been in Both easy chair before. impossible placesefforts I viewed my wjtfi a good deal of satisfaction, although I wa eo lame that I could hardly move. My knees war black and blue from thumping on the hard floor and my fingers were barked and bruised. "The room looks better than it ever did1 and then before," I said t myself, became aware' that I was faint with hunger. Aa Hal and his father took their lunen- eons downtown. Mother Hammersly never herself with prepared lunch, contenting of tea some bread and butter and a cup etand-ing which she usually, ata and drank at the kitchen table. She knew that I didn't drlnfc tea an so she had told me that when I was hun-er- v I could eet something- to eat andta class of millc out of the IcebOX. I innkH at the clock and found to my surDrise that it was ' four . o'clock. I started to get myself aemething to eat. "Are you through in the Jiving room Alicia?"' askd mv mother-in-la"Practically, and it really is- all warm. and nice." "Yes, J went downstairs and stirred up the fire, knowing that you would need len me room. it," she continued as she glass of milk After I had sipped I my followed her, and and eaten a cracker, found her changing the furniture back where it was before. Again I said nothing, but went upstairs to my room thoroughly angry, thoroughly discouraged. Of course, looking back on that occasion I was wrong to have changed that a room, but it would have been such her to have said to me: little thing for ana span, Alicia, but next "It lqoka spick will put the time you do it I hope you it was before. Teu furniture back I where aad see, my dear. am toe old to change tha furniture haa been standing in just thoaa place for at least thirty years." Tpmorppw Two Phetegrapha. Strength.' Strength of mind. Strength -of' body, Strength of will. There isn't a woman livinf who doeaa't fall for .the cave man stuff, and whose secret ideal isn't a husband who would beat her when he got angry if he didn't love her so overwhelmingly. If every woman could have her heart's a club desire, she would be wooed with ay a determined gentleman who would drag her by the hair of her head to his - ' bungalow, and stop her shrieks for the polica with kisses. That is why the bold lover always. wins out, while the humble worshipperIn gets the left. There is just something sight of a man sighing at her feet that fills a woman with an irresistible desire to kick him. Of course, now and then, the meek and lowly suitor, who begs a woman on bended knee to take him, instead of having the nerve to grab. her. does get her, but It is only after she has despaired of the love pirate's coming along. Practically any man can get any woman he wants if he has the strength to do it, and goes after her with a determination to make her love him whether she wants to or not. If ha has strength, he has the glamor ous Quality for her that overshadows all of the virtues ana most oi tne social ten commandments.. It is true that many women marry weaklings. Witness the number of females who have married men to reform them and who remain faithful to poor, flabby creatures who. haven't an ounce of force in them, physically or mentally. This has made many men think that the way to appeal to a woman is to arouse her pity and throw themselves upon her charity. They will tell a woman that she alone can save them; that they cannot stand alone and need her or a brace; that she mxist stand between them and temptation; and that they can never achieve anything in the world without her aid. Little do these men know that the feeling that they arouse in a "woman's breast is merely maternal lqve. It is not the love of a woman for her mate, but the love of a mother for a poor, weak, wobbly child that hangs on to her skirts, and that she has to hold by the hand to steady. It may be a very tender affection, very patient, and compassionbut it has art ate, and element of contempt in it that woud be vitriol on a man's heart if he realized it. Women admire strength more than any other one quality in a man. . They like strength aof body. That is why a big brute of fellow, who is without culture. or any of the finer graces of life, will often succeed with women, where a delicate, refined gentleman, - who is worth a dozen of him, fails. There is something primitive, in women that makes them want to cling to the chap with the good right arm, who can shoulder his way through a crowd and trample everybody in his way underfoot. Moreover, women get an exquialte, neurotic thrill from . the feeling that a man's hand could crush the life out of brawny them if It would. They like tne sensation of near-fea- r that get when they think that they'vethey this got beast tied up with pink ribbons, that might break at any minute. Women like mantal In a m&a. Tso woman daslres to strength know as much aa her husband, or to be his superior In education. Still less does she desire to b the practical one of the family, the on with good judgment who has to decide things. In her heart every woman yearns to and-tsit at her husband's look up to him as an oracle.feet, She wants to be to able revere and admire him, and to go mls-euid- ldng-sufferin- g, o ed Hritnr,l for Unaland to koa ;7 i WAS HASP UP AND YOU LET MS HAVE TEW I DON'T DOLLARS BELIEVE EVER PAID YOU BACK I l I TIE! y . . af-tlrno- on Instead of jest looking out, aad Puds Simklns came up, saying. Come on out. Benny. I know ware thares 3 peatchy plies of dert. come on out. I cant. I aint allowed, my mother wont leeve me for pasting a label on her suit case, I sad. Well ask her agen, aed Puds, and I aad. I asked 111 about 4e times allreddy, Q, I know a way, go up in her room and you yell up to me to come out and 111 yell down about the label and you yell back that you did the same thing and your mother left you go out all rite. Wlch 1 ran up to do, and ma' was sewing on tha sewing machine and I opened tha window, ma saying. Close that do you wunttmy patterns to blow all over the room? No mam. Pucls Simklns Is down thera yelling sumthing and I cant heer wat hes yelling, I aad. Wlch jest then Puds yelled up, Hay Benny, come on out, and I yelled down, I cant, I pasted a label on ma' a auitcaae to do her a favor aad I cant. Aw. wat of it, I pasted one on my mothers suit case jest this morning aad Im out, aint I. my mother dident think it was eny thing. Puds yellad up. Benny, cloae that window, sed ma. Did you heer wat Puds jest yelled. I aed. Close that window, sed ma. Wich I did, thinking. Aw G, heck, wat the doose. Ars roa ran down? Art yoairriUble? Ars yon orerworked? Then try this approved remedy sad f atiafy yourself of iti beneficial ingredients. 16-o- z, Safe Mafs-er- in original UMACEA DRUG COMPANY bottles only. Refuse all substitutes mw warn 'arT j City. Ida, s Tanlac "Mr friecla all te',1 me hflf tr!l 1 am loeklnf arsd I newer cat tired f le er . iorn hutv. C -- tellin jr them about Teniae, It ta auch a wondarful medicine," declared Mr. MoHlp Hendereon. Third Eatt, Ukt fnc. 'I completely run down," Jb. continued, "and didn't rttra to any nrnrth or energy Irf t. My arp- a am fnr r urn' managed to rat Mimd to da me mcr I 'harm than good, fevrral tlrnea iroke down romplettlv and Juat had r tJ lo fiU9 to had. I waa lit n or I ITIee h? mfi l WofTUJ an4 worrif(?. tor Victoria to 'for I didn't Know whtri it aa atl fO- raa vtry Ith affection the remmen-- 1 ing to anarmmhr nlare Crrmin trinre to whom aha had) "Hut Tanlac luat aeamad to Ka mid married, but Kn4aad waa not th'.ak- apectally for me aad in a few weeka ten Ing much about him tn the morning or j ftU parfctr wall In evarr rewpact. prime U of t hree year Thla April 13. Ull. hn ago and 1 Uv Orad tirtal UrlUin atiU ref iaa to n aver since. health food thtaklna that Victoria waa o mucn l!lee ' " about Hramnpneld! She I have,,,u"' mid It a rule tomrj.cic take a he It was who elevated hr and"'V, Ufacpnfi-ld- ; made bottle and now a nd quaan. waa an4 It1 than. ery throna from that rf h very keepn m- - feeling rf India; and and empra hr itrong. of tha Urn all the tlrna telling lomtono hanpy -- in the about ib. 1 get. U. and every time I do .o IHtryfeel that dead. hlch he did not Adv. j1 em doing them a good turn. Ing! Hut probably there would hava bren P . but blm. hoi ns Unk J May commemorating for Cjjr.n amitgun. v prob-ah!la thla c.u It. at If atop to think or International aot tha only nailc-n.tor whtm t rn earth trv!ay exltllng tujicm could ' nn vrry logical or rn'.atent he given. oo By lh ?Mward- - Now it 'A - - ; hr u ot poMn 'nu '' P;',,,;! v)l ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS BY OLIVE ROBERTS BARTON gt f yy::-- 13 wt y, -- 1 it m. m iai ....... . . ,. ., M. & tc . I'm the Man-In- . th. Mo on," aatd Fllppity-FIap- . Ro they climbed up. Ta. two clrcua monkey, up in the tree stopped alnglng about the Tha falrlyman, tall aa all get-ou- t. moon and, boiled rice and thing, and leaned over cloae, only the leaves hid him. "Ht! St'." he whispered caullousdy. atarted to chatter to each other like two 'Who la- It?" aaked Mrs. - Monkey. In magplei. Fllppety-Fla- It- Nancy and Nick listened and heard all, as. they had surprise. "I raa'tee you.' answered aaked their Magical Shoes to mak them "I'm the as tall aa Jack's beanstalk and tha rest Fllppety-Fla- p. "I've tome ta tH you a ' waa easy. This was what the monkey Secret. were saying: "Oh. did you bear oir son?" exThe twins. tto, "The moon knows everything." claimed Mr. Monkey. "Let's aak him where we can find aoma wondered what the secret was. but being wlaa they kept still and said nary delicious rice, then." pratty a word. too far away." 'It's "What Is the secret?" aaked Mrs. "Let's jump and see If we can reach it." "All right. Let's" , eagerly. Bring a woman ahe Monkey So the-- monkey uncurled their tails was even more curious than her himband. "I've brought the moon down." said from around tha branch and jumped. But goodness! A they did waa to land on Fllppety-VU"Tha moohj Why It's still up there!antheir heads. "Oh. no. that must be the aun," "Ouch!" cried the first monkey. "Is "I've got tha moon swered Fllppety-Flathla the mocin?' "No!" said the second monkey rubbing all right. I fa leaning against an old his head. "It's only the earth, but I can stump over there on the ground. Better see stars." slide down and see." "That's just your bump," said the first (To Be Continued) N. K. A.) one. "Let's climb up again." (Copyright. eo-ooa- p, - Man-tnThe-Moo- n." " p. p. i:l BEDTIME STORIES BY HOWARD R. GARIS and polite bow of Wigglly, with a low UNCLE WIQQILY. WATER PAIL. WelL genhis silk tall hat. McClure 1821. Newapaper tleman rode on and on inthehisbunny by Copyright, auto, over Syndicate. I the fields and through the wood, but no"Goodness me. Uncle Wigglly! He did he find an adventure. shouldn't think you would go out in your where was on his way home again, after a lona auto again after aU that haa happened day spent In looklnr and not finding what to you," said Nurse Jane Fuxxy Wutxy wanted, when, all 01 a sudden, ha saw one morning a she saw the rabbit gen- he the front part of hla auto beginning to tleman getting ready to start off. ateam and amoke. an"Yes. many things happened." Fox fooled the "Oh, ho!" cried the bunny. "All the swered Mr. Longeara. "I punc water has boiled out of, my radiator!" and Wolf when the air from my You know moat auto need water to tured tires blew dirt In their races ana I caught their paws In the broken aprlng keep them cool. Uncle Wigglly bad some water In hla car when he atarted. but It of my car, so the Policeman Dog arrested them. 80 I hardly think anything will happen me today." "You never can teii, apexe .ursc in a Knot Jane, and ahe tied her tall so It wouldn't get auaty aa ane wasneu the piano. Uncle Wlgguy was namg aiong ani fields and aJoag In hla autor over the the woooa, iooiung-all now ajiu in en througn of a sudden, for an adventure, when, as he drove through a dtngly delL where many ferna grew, ne neara a aaa mtie voice aaying:I Never ahall Hope Nearly Gone, Lydla "Oh. dear Howaa aad it la! large as my friends'. I grow up to be E. Pinkham's Vegetable will aiwaya De utue ' ana crooxea; n. dear!" Saved Her Compound aata "We would help you tt we? eouhJ. . Y "But,-.!volcea. some other little ran not!" Star, N. C "My. monthly spells "Oh. ho!" thought uneie wiggny, who a trouDia nere gave me ao much trouble, sometimei heard this taiK. "xnera Lncy wouia last two all right, and I must ao what 1 can to set it right.' I don t Relieve thla is . weeks. 1 was either the Fox or Waif. It doesn't aound " treated by two doc, V like them." tors without relief T make sure, however. Uncle Wigglly and they both said thera he looked through tha bushes, and $ saw a areun'of wlants calld Jack-ln-thI would have to have them in the Fulplt. Teu have oftea an operation. I had woods. I dare say. The put at, e flower, my troublefouf years la hit a a small green pitcher, and la tha and waa unfit to do middle atanda up a atraight. green ataitc, which ia called the "Jack." There la a anything, and had curved leafy top. or cover, over Jecn. given up all hope of In some and It looks like the pulplta ever Eettinr any churches. I read about "What la the matter. better. aaked Uncle Wigglly. aa he y medicine m the your his auto near them, for the bunstopped Primitive Baptist pap?r and decided to ny understood tha lanruare of flowers. "Oh. I am In such trouble," answered try it, I have used Lydia E. Pinkham's one. "Look at me! and Lydia E. looked and saw where Vegetable Compound Uncle Pilla fur about seven Liver am'a Finkh on one of a stone Wigglly rested the top Jack The flower had come up through th months and now X ara able to do my Drown aoii, ana right in Its way, was work. I shall never forget your medithe atone. Not being able to move to one cine and you may publish, this if yon aide, the Jack had to grow beneath the atone. Aad the atone, prasstnir down want to as it is tro .'--- . Mrs, J. F. la it. would keep the HtTRSKY, Star, N. C. from becoming tall and atrong. pit un. Here is another woman who adds her you surety are in trouble!" ex claimed Uncle Wigglly. "And. since none testimony to the many whose letters we of the other flowera can move to help have already published, proving that yon. I'll lift off the atone. Pmkham'a Vegetable ComUncle Wigglly moved the atone In hla Lydia R restores health to sufTering often pound pawa. and alowly the Jack bloaeora be women even after they have gone so far gan 10 mi tta head. h . '"JSOTr grow taU." he eald that an operation Is deemed advisable. vxnanK you, Uacla Wigglly!' will surely pay any woman -inaaii you! Thank you!" echoed the Therefore it from ailments peculiar tc suffers whe winer in the wind name, Cr yuneeding sex to fcive this good old fajhiorvec1 we shall favor w" her rr?an Uncle Wircily." a fair trial. , j ; "2ray do not mention It." apoke Uncle remedy vn AVOIDS AH OPERATION - but ... -- 'u a- Jacka-ln-tha-Jhjlpi- , Jack-In-the-IM- ur' v . Sister Mary J Bon-Opt- Dr. aji Lewis. bect-m- e the winter ahautd aot b durlag aeaaon without freth taint em th other r ti wira oa tha frarnea. j,A wlr Italn batlng aa!nat the acreena ontoa the gUaa In auch will tha raaea way that only acourtng powder will clean the window MENU F0 TOMORROW m'Ptwi-inT-.Kt.,- i drted iLtkcii. t rown brtad , rrK!fuh Kail. watrt-T- . at-al- rotie. tot. 1,1'NfIiixiN . rice, tomato aa w Irh . ta. DINWKRN'ul loaf with tenvato sauce, rrench frid potatft. beat fTtena, ataamed chooate puddlrr. coffee. MY OWN ECiII tha txitatoee taa I In tea water far tet befewe frrlK. Ury aa hour or hot towele and !rp Into and fat. The laiida will be vary dry The fluffy aad the outa.de will b criap. cold water makaa tha ixlVea puff when hM fat. plunxed into tha FRIED RICE TTPr Two caps cocked rlre. 1 rrean salt. cup bam. 3 etas. caUry and onionMince Cut bam In matchlike atrlpa. If In spider. perrr. bamlltl baoon fat cock bam in welted and Try. A(3d fab Uraak eita Into fat with tu cn! rice aad peppar. Saaon thrc-ush esse celery osalt. Chen that each krmt of rue la fried turn a tit. Then let i rou a oa tha bottom ana foM Uk. aa ineJat FYte-- -- to t I ra n I initanc, arxi qaitk reaf brourht to taflamed. adslcr. Itrhtar. mimlBr. waUry eyea. Kaa4 iS doeter't fall Utaraert aaj to an raar In thLs baoer. &aavOrt U many wTk-etrain- oia a rx a d. r.cnixariQca sTrrrw&eTe ay iiruf gist. be-twe- dp. AMISICA'I fOlIMOIT LAtATV un-cMJk- ud sugar, a 2 t TONES UP SYSTEM Corrects Constipation RELIEVES FILES corrrAJNi v o caioatst. .,oriiuri tat.iic-- ' Uncle Sam, H. va-nlli- MOKST-SAC. CWAKAKTII a M frX, IYS&V Aixmto O. Buss CoWatkiartow. D-- a. Save Your Hair With Guticuraa -- - ay SVeVJill V)1 Jnaweak'g ay X-r- 1 aa-e-s yeijgbt ruty uaed an- cup ecaa. nip cuii milk. huttar. powder. -m baklsg flour, tapcKina O.occ'ate. 1 teaipoon D. . ajuajraa bitter t teaapoon alu and aurar. Add chooo.ata Oram buttrr er h"t water. Add egae wa.l melted Add milk and flour aSfird with tatcn. Can yoq ttll ma what ta do for sn dd .anUla. aad salt. takingIntojowdr a buttrHl maid and alrara r.ne burn? I waa burned last , Augurd. Turn and tha burned area ia ait III raw sa l doea hour. Serve with bard aauca or bincd not heal. for a few day. it crtam'- (Capyrot. 121, N- - E A- orotlmt, to htal, and then It breaka out OO jrreara bums, according to their aa- a first, aacvnd aad .r,,.yJre third degTea burns. A first degree born an erythema (reddening of tha produces whUb akin) may 1 be faint and traaalant, or may be pronounced, enuring for aeveral weeks and accompanltd by burning, stinging and Itching. It may laave a APRIL OAYt, which In aoma cstaa haa plamaatatlon fcr paraHted ara aweetly calling Jn tha birda April month. wood. April ftini ere softof tha ahadow The second degree bum erythema (redn.) t xfollallon produces i where they 11 do the grtatet t ff ly falliag of the akin), vralrulatloa (the iefllng production good. April fields ara brlahter, grtaner. of scrum-fille- d were hfoe. aad the ecor1atlon than they evermeaner removal of areasbllaters), of akin), exudation (tha and srouchy man la thaa tha meaaaat bumina pain, and requires aeveral weeka kind of bore. One may gruroMa In Noto heal. vember when the winds era bleak and Third degraa bursa wn preatnt all of chill, cse may knock In Covr Iectmter. tha aymptoma aa dcrihed for aeoond snow Is on the hub but whea when burna and end in Indolent ulceration Arrll tha t sklea are glowing In tha warm-eaPersist and fall oromnii that ukra emllea acstallo aho-j!- 4 of blue, tlats to yield to eontlaued treatment), dtttruc- - ba sbawtag en the whole bta.m4 human uon or tna pais, auecutaneoua tlnaa aad crew. Oaa mr kick In eultry aummer. even tha muscles. la tha bakleg grad. when tha d It la by pain wtilrh ta Ib awtatlr.g ia a bummer and tha night Is long day (Sand health quaatioae to Informaas bad. when tha clood'eaa sky twir tion r.dltor. U. 8. Public Health Per. la brafr. and tha whole world pant vice. Waahlnaton. Ib C. (Jlva your with heat cna may then get pert and name and el!re for a pronal rsK-and dmounca things and repeat, reply.) whaa April, clothed In beauty, ahowa tewae and may tren be etcrurlatlng. Jt lijt is nutty tha f.nar curvea of bpTlr.g, tohaeml?a fMolrea moatba aad ofttatlraaa yeara'to aad and who decltnea galocty heaL Ha la fit for fouleat treason and Ing. Tha moat generally tha traatmaat. for atratagam and apoll. If he aad that racommtndtdagred haa aaaaoa been desirnad the br Uaited nnaat that by tit a tea army, ia: gmnjcaiy ileyle. In Thera aheuld ba ofwomen. wh-Kor flrat degree bums, the uaa of It farea tha aurglng ranks rx-cent alac side ointment. mkea tha oil fair April, with her graces, road Fer degre bursa, tka aa rf world young again. . wat dreaaiaga of aluminum acetate wit t OO eapacial precaution to prevent any am-da- ta b possible to return It will Maybe from coming in contact with tha findnormal akin flf It doet. severe, general- from a vacation this year without ing the constitution amended In a new ised exudativa tfiimi may result.) Foe third dearee bum. In tha araaenr spot. PitUburr Tost. of deep ajid Indolent utcare. t r tn of tha area,1 stoma rcom aiaad wet dra-loof ver event Sine oxtda entmtit 1 per cant it Ichtyol. Th rata contalniag must be controlled by the addition of 10 per cent aneatkesia to tne ointment r wet dreaalng. trltwVvnder If theae raaanraa have b tha direction of a doctor and proclaimed bv him to umcctful. ce ehouid apply to a t'hrttclan iklUtd ia the uaa of X-r- o, bare Window acfeana tlsat have Three-fuurth- r . Doctor Tells How to Strengthen Eyesight ilmplt u of riw had boiled away, and now ha rmild aot go on until he put In freah wmr. 'And whra I'm to any I don't know." aald the bunny, looking around in the wcMxJt, whare ha had roma to a atop. "Ther lint a iotul, lh-r-brotik tr t of atr here, and If er ajrlng 1 It un with. hv no water pall to leava Dear met I shall have todip my aulp hare and hop back home bacauea ther la n water." "What's that? Do eu watar?" aaked a little voire, for 1,'arle Wirgltv had ap.kn aloud, "litre la plenty rf water if you can It out Into some aort nt alpa l." th tipoicm nn "Whar la any atrr" atkad tha hua-tvaot aaafna a "la rur pitchra."brpok. wnt en tha lca. JcWa.B.the-IMllta- . '71,'lr of wham u hlptd a whlla ago. tne It whlla you wara ralnd and wa ara hara, all full of water. If tm, you t, a nail you could tip out our watar and Till auto. !fav vu a rH?' yur oan "I uta my tall, aim hall" al4 tha buaay. B he weat to tha clump Gf ackl. oae. avan the cat from which faa hadfh mnved tha aton. wta filled ral water. Uacla wiaaHy tipped with tha ,n ru'P't ftowara Into Ms filled his radiator hat.,S,.,f,lm. and. thaak-jn- r tha Jarka, wmt oa his after way rejou--- I a g. Ho this trarhaa u that Howera are of- and hy treerf baautlful. If the V,,,.ul bark of tha t acara dopan tha puaay rat aha up to tlckla tha tall of tha boy'scllmha kite caught n lh,,V.r1,Br.h' r, t about Ulffilj'a oiloorpn. - ' ( l ',;.. The scientific blendinir of reliable vegetable remedies of benefit to persons who suffer from Nervousness 'Sleeplessness Loss ol Appetite Depression Brain Fea Digestive TrouMes rosa laBaenza and On2rc4 Ailments f Slow Recovery . Mrs. 'Henderaon Says She Is Perfectly Well In Every Way Since Taking t aar-ilen- riwr NO, BUT fM HARD UP AGAIN, TOM AND YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I THOUGHT OF I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WORRYING A&OUT IT ALL THAT WELL 7 Ma wouldent leeve me go out this on account of me having pasted a big home made label on her suit case with home made printing on It Baying Thla 8uit Caae Bejonga to Mrs. Wlllyum Potts, Handa Off! and I waa standing at tha parler window wishing J was out . unpreve-Unted- fior? -- j-- It in fa-von- id Little Benny t t-- w. . HER FRIENDS rUbrata vth rJolcif of atatetman'n the anniversary delh; the rreo for thnt ate. rather than that be of h!a biTth, Dc. It. apfra towear the cn Apri 1, It ia jy;hla to pr I rr r o e tat nuratil waa a lover of flower. and more mc1(t mottly et flaer ( the h" thai Ihe rtmrte; Jtry Ma ba Wfn uftv1,'I rrlT)roe The Dritannita aaya that n l knew. And that learned Mit fiuhUration doa ot tU what ita eUcra had hrard. that the vnjy tht about Praell'a faltnf rertalnlv atxiat tTimrosea I" that he toJd hi to d'tf up arme tj them and throw ihrin aav. ln b that ihen Iora The trtnh a riitd uunn Victoria nwnf.fiil a t a rArxt. ltn tarir of rra!h rriTrjro. Tha KaTc rtia thr tretnej. k It fcr arant that BritUh empire a miratii Victoria knew what aa ta. ia o fVm-et;aJ len. Hut. - i vest ceUbratlng ycu wouid be1 ratti . to hJm for direction and counsel. No woman ever really lovea a man she can henpeck, because there can be no love without reapact, and she doean't respect the spineless creatura who lets her dominate him. You will never find a happy home In which the hen rules the roost. 'It la only these wives who begin every sentence with "John aays, ' who are really satisfied with thetr Mfe and with whom marriage is a partners, success. Women like men who have strength of will, and who can not only control themselves but dominate them. That is why a man makes the mistake of his lifo when he gives in to the whims and exactions of a woman. lie thinks that he makes her love him by humoring her. Instead, he kills her love, because she despises him for being too weak and cowardly to fight her to a standstill and force her to behave. All of us know splendid men who have worked themselves to death .to gratify the senseless extravagance of a wasteful woman. We have known men whose lives have been passed In terror of the temper of the viragos they married. We have known men who slipped around their own houses like a deprecating shadow, to keep from precipitating hysterical scenes in which their vivess indulged whenever were thwarted." We have known they men who were balked in their ambitions by their wives' refusing to go. where fortune Deckoned. Did you ever see one of these men. who had a wife that really loved him, or appreciated him. or thanked him for the sacrifice he made for her? Never. And why should they? What Is there In a slave to fire a woman's fancy? Women admire atrength In a ma,n. aaS they admire it moat when ft is allied with tenderness. Then it is irresistible. oo foM.were pel peorle why flngliah ray April 1 as rrtmroae told that April ! waa 1 K annlversarr f Ixrd Iaaronafl'.d. the daath of ou!4 add that the priR5roe waa Ther hi- flower. It la a urtiiii ihfsg. and the Xeycb-r3- i pie-pan- . .SURPRISE TO e . an Bold FRANK? ac ; WILLIAM E. BARTON tKuiute Sup nt 4 CW11W11 ) cNl Walt Mason da-gr- ta aeco-nranle- y. n r REMARICABLE REMARKS "tlold ?'ar mothera Sra nna haadrad timea glad tha awvrr boy aacrifira on tha battleml field ralher than a auffer tha agony a;ma boy ara auffeTiag In trjlrr to gat btlp and comper satlra. lra. Meta Stauer. Go!J Star MoUiiri' cfficlal. c-';-r -- "Tha Japaneta and their gsverameat ara pursuing a definite policy of paac-frcicKt'SUon ef Amarlca. ttart;t?g iu the rarir.c coatt." U. ratvC;i riswera, ul CaUfertJa pTib'.Sclit. IS Toi cannot Mi'!nga s.l a without bmi frr adt trtiaing." f Ir one-r-enn- d Tl.rmaji iiptos. .... Uritith aportaman. co. VItEJU; AWZ TXIKY? A man who had made a fertune waa speaking to a body J etufients. "AJI my succeav he aald. "all my tremendous financial prestige 1 wa to one thingalone pluck, pluck, pluck." He made an Impressive pause, which gave on student a chance to aak: Tes. air; but how ar w to flr.d the right peopla to pluck?" Dfnuba Cat.) Sentinel. - 1 gs You Just Try NR For That Indigestion radhum. 00 JUST FOLKS iTT' Briacta is BY DR. Jf you ahould rhanc to be In lvdn able to rt" lemerrow, you would not b button-holmuch bticate eicapt to bay a rd it ef IlralL World ' Hlflrhpst Paid 'Woman WriU? A man irunts to.knpw what quality women admire most ia men,. 3INCC LOUG LAST SAW YOU. : WHAT WOMEN LIKE DTX. th I that I would be sorry fox, Iaitea, thing I went on oroihy j9k Talk nnRnTHT TAT REGDVERY WAS "Primrose Day' HA3 IT DeiLN IT! w u iI a Jws aai - Rv BY ALLMAN . bt e--u ... atay and to the laat , t'atouchad. aoma Maa boast patty glory of put. Swift aa tha a years cheera. Ara conquest Nar with ooa aplendld feat la Ufa complete. Tomorrow' a work all men nut wake ta meat. Live net with what la done." But keep oayour thoushta forever dwelling The brtght new moraine, and forgtt , te what awaita you The past, remembering yet. a with praUa I.lva not e by-g"n- yg. tha Tha atomaxb al wartly ta f nU&ed foad wa eat. Tbe la th tntastlnas wharw tha fo4 tM niUed wall bJa from the lirer. It ranst ba pl-'- to airy ganafVla per- on who raailaee th.a. that tha atoraach, liver and bow;a tiuil In fcarmoay if 3'gtaUra troublaa ara to ba aroidad er OTarcoraa. This fact also xplaJna wr.7 aulTerera frem indigestion, aio auffar Trwe er lera from haj-arhae- v biUa&a aad cocLrtia a dl-et- Oh. aorry ah out i wa be if that ware true. in a world where mere a ao much litre te do! Tomorrow calla ua to the betterr!ay. One tak eccoropUehfd, while a thuaaad of . duiU ambltloa'a edg a. Wbta men Pride craw yala to attain. They reaaa tothaatrvrgla finnhrt task to aea, Though fair la in be, jirtghta shall glow. what aternet iitest Jim cnlv meeta t'tfa works to do bewt. Who htpe . aad ... .... ttoThe American farmer la down and at aunriae and out Jn the out down - prea a w-or-k Hon, . If yo-- are oaa cf tha many nafortunate persona who cannot a4 U yoa without axirrerfcg; Thare aftarward, b;:',o-- era constipated. coat ad j tad ntiaburg ire ra. rp.Mi, breth. arUtla arpatlt. ara nr-oulotitr f ral your braJife alipptag r.arry and tbla a box adrlca and away, taka of Nature's Ftmedy (Kit gt Tablata) tt right toiaya ar.d atsrt taktsg trial for av wtfc er two Ctra it beadachea, tonguet. s gestion, assimilation end elimination working' in harmony and vatch your trouble disappear. NR does it or money back. Proves NR Best a bow mac and :at batter yaf how quirk! feL Ht w'.U jw:r r i;;rg.ft bowla aa baorsa a e dock work, bow your coateda ar.d your tool, Oars f a rr'urr.a a; Usvlli.y jour fto-- wl'.l digas4rt and ). 1 1 vu yer. pT arrrr, j-try lb t! Ti To-For wtvairr tkaa'Bameey fNil TatSata Ntur la acJy io a box. enough ta laat ar4 it t7, roa 'r Trr.af.. to ati niuj. cr your aoa aatraxtlen, raoaer ratarr.!. bcxe a art Vfmi Flra raUUoJa m.. :cw Jsj, T&bW-t- tTrr s- roajroa taken Ir aUirg day pori f cfafery that a tha beat prc-.Its merits. Nturaa Ramarfyraala tha forbastbUIoas-crsand take mi'.ft thlrr T'J ! r, 3 ' gwt Ua m.nj oosatlrata, aai1. giar sLtiliar compjajsia. It an teed axd racociiaea4 yo'r drurxlat. -- a-- rg-uia- ton-ru- c;i-t!&- tw 'lurtr l -- at ar-pet- va t-.- -- a a. III ik fXTZ "7ADLE.TS- - lta . ):rf;li - field.- Tst One Day's fUTURP. TMK GLORIOUS let ui rest, For wa hava dt TCera Get your organs of di- , |