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Show Ati JSirectualCarK At list ho"tomplctely cured For troths she patiently entl j.'-,;;.f-dure! thcpaogs so many thousands j 'AT THE ' of young rnvrg are compelled to suft f--jr. Almost every morning at break-- i the heartless husband expressed fust . Ogden Junction Offlco. the hopa tha$ he might live to see t.ho day when ho should jet jsuch coffee' as he used to have at home. i :i :: Or such corn bread as his mother was ' is kxecxJted Voht to make and bake.r At dinner ) ...... ,,:.-:,the meat was overbaked in the range. IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, - To bo sure his mother used to roast c . , i .." Dutch Ihe meat in an 1) it .' .'. ;" ;"fi j Jin oven, and the piece was always j '..! :L t IN Ar .i; t;! 'done to a turn the last turn of the ' revolving spit. Those, days;iwere forever gone. But ho might and t night to ;et such a green apple pie Order Books, ; v ; , with new cheese as Lis mother, used to. give hira. ... At length the Receipt Books ! 4 wife arose ia her wrath, upset the table, sending the dishes and t heir contents crashing to the carpet, Bill HeadsV strided over to her astonished husband, gave him a box on the ear "; i vi Letter Heads, which knocked him off his chair, and remarked: "There' a clip over n V Sltbw Cards, .the head for you such as your mother ' itlm.'- - r- -l.d , 1 ! . . "- i - ! ; - - : ..- Superior Stylo . loDg-Mifferi- ng - , : 5 Weekly, Semi-Weekl- & y Daily. t . ' ' ' "1 J t 1 ' 1, - ' : I ' T'-.,- lc ' ' Etablihed leu than three ' ean aj?o a a pladgad ,to matB Repn'ilitan Puper, nd organieatrou of tain and defend the principle the National Republican Part y.the IN 1' was early imnhad to the forefront, rjuurnt-liauunprecedented in the and achieved a ucc history of Mich enterprise. .By universal aaeect , it ha been asBigued positiou a j , ! li t. 1 : ' '. ' .T.'iul ITJlioIcsale t .,ti " The Leading Republican Paper r IN TIIE JfOKTIIWEST.' N NEWSPAPER, FAMILY ' ' - . "SI i. t i t t, column are carefully guarded against I effort made to and every objectionable matter, render It a pleasant and profitable companion to the home fl reside. ' ' .. h j jV i on:.' :V:j. ,J4i..!.;.H)r,.'.C tta IN ALL KINDS OF ." .. Stap le ercnaii dise J A : ;.';,i, Xot alone on ita political character doe tha reft it claim to popular favor. It aims' at the highest excellence in all departments, and in thia era of progressive, journalism aspires to position anions; the best. make especial claim a The INl'KK-OCKA- N INXKR-OCKA- 'X ... - ! J1 f St: The Commercial Department "',.t. 'Required by the Trade in the conducted with great care, ami everything posU done to make the MARKET KEPOKTS such a the FARMERS and UUSLYXSS MM of the Northwest can KKLY UPON. Xt sible MO U'NVAIN.S,; EL.'TEr1. The Agricultural Depai tmcnt . f used to give you when you was a boy, gol dem yer.'V, Thereafter there was domestic peace and quiet in that house, with never even an allusion to the maternal cookery and comforts of " the bygone days. Visiting Cards, i , . .( A Xew Kfgft ,i ii '!' : ' Ball ,' of 11 Hard Win- - tor. !'. "Next winter's gtvine to be a mighty hard oneef you blieveme," paid a steamboat rouster on the, elevator yesterday. iferald reporter "Why bo?" n "Look at de ' ; ! , , , i Event' Varietyof r, RAIL ROAD .WORK! p.r x $2. OfJDEn. U.T. not excelled by any publication is a , ;onntryk The INTHR-OCBA- ' i - v, .j 1- J tl .? - - i ; , ono thnt will be found useful and Interesting to Americans in every part of the globe. While it 3?perlly represents the IJRKAT INTERESTS of the h'ORTKWKST, it i National in Its views and comprehensive in its Finn lu its political faith, it is not hipoted, aud in a'l discussions aims to be candid, diguilied, and abov, personal abuse. The INTKR-OCEAhas the largest aggregate circulation of any newspaper published in the Xorthwest. It is sent to more than 6,000 distribute in every Etute' nd Territory in the United States, in all the British Provinces, and nuuierious foreign State aud countries. ' MEECIIANTSV Id;: Inducements f'jj AND THE - ',.1 ' . " ' . .r - , . , a j ousc in Utah. hy any other Uqualled J ' ' 0 ;5 .". .,V:i!.-,'- l s J ! SHIPMENTS MADE TO; ALL ;POirift$. ' ' DAILY. year i f 12.00 Ry mail (payable In aivance), Hy mail (pay a Vie in adraace), threes months U.OA 2.00 Suuday edition, per year (extra; 3 q i f- r. ,v 860 i Py..maU per year (in advance), 11.00 By mail, club of four, (in advauce) lfi.no Rv mall, club of six (iu advance k ' .co By msil.clnbof ten (la advance) ,, One fkec copy with every club of ten, . ' 'wkekly. -Ry mail, per year (in advance) fi.oO CluU of four (in advance) . anb of ten (in advance) a 1 Ai'tW- Kt' 12.00 . ., Club of twenty, (in advance) ( 20.00 One Copy with every clnh of twenty. " '.hi a ii.'u;i "i '. !rhe nw Iw TJ AOrp A (YU ""takes effect the 1st Cay of UO January, A.U., 1876. .Under thia law the pe ta on newapers must be paid AX TI1K OFF1CK WIIKUITUKY ARK MAILKD. This will make it necesary for all subscriber or agents sending us snliscriptiea to send the money TO PAT ADDITION TO T11K SUBSCRIPTION PRICK. The. following are the rates to be paid i under the Yjevr law." WKKKLY ,. IS centsper year 8KMI-KEKLt 1NTKR-OCIA- S 20cents per year J 8C cents DAILY INTKlt-OCKAy jier year . Special arrangements made with, country pubfor cluhbir g with their pah!fcatlons. lishers ampJ eopiee free. Money oan be. seat py draft. money order, express, er registered letter, at out I . ! .. risk,' 1 Address r. i 1; '' k. v ' - " " i.'r .::ui:.l'. ;CTOBBING ;&ETAIX; TRADE N ' , . - ,V.;10 v , ', nnrirTiO :' I "TT" .ill-: ) nn PTTATtT tv 11 -- V i 3 J (., f, ,..' ' I H.B.CUvu BKMI-WEEKL- I i titiTi rPCirr rf ,n n.,T s m u;'-'-. i"iu'ti ' i,W Jn-ti. :!)(!'; .r.5r:-- ?!;. Batik, vib .!. Only 50 Cents . aj - per .. at only FiAy VtOl titer C'o-- . Ptt Bottle. ntt i SIMMONS, h: . r i i CL0UGH 0IiGAN: C0.'S r,vv- XiiljJUl pfR . ... - ... oiiu , i 1NTKR-OCF.A- N V5 INTER-OCEA- :;$m& s QATS.L pitosPE c tuFf Q Jlrl ITI JySraalSil : N, 119, Lake St., Chicao6; - A!i!fiir:0 l . ; POST-AOK.-I- LYOPJ'Sf 7 5. Afejia'H'jji.hi.ii.r iwa.a...;,-W,Ji.-,aii- ! I.I v ? s r : - 1ft vi):- -'" i'., THE CUAMI'lOJJ AMERICAN Utl . ''Ves'm,".; was the teply. ."WdlK what did she Say?" "Sbe said "she'd like to ring I hatrr-- teacher's neck id'sfor her." lursTkATtn by a' corps Amrican te by the most opular artixtt, and, . nnmorists smct satirists of Thk day. WILl) OATS rtow' enters successfully tipou the sittb year of its existence, and has become the " Ph established humorous and satirical paper of the country. I. If waa started and continued the tint year as a mouthly, theu, to sdtinfv the demaudaof the public, it was changed to a fortnightly. t?till 1 contiuning its good work of hitting, folly as it v Hies, and showing, up the politjcal and, social shams cartoons and j.unp-ti- t editorials, it achieved even greater success than FITTED WITH TIIE NEWLY TNVTTCTPn before, and, was rvcognlted as the ablent and we I of its thwi l have yielded-stilfine class, brightest SCRIBNER'S PATEXT QUALIFYING .TUBES, further to the public demand, ami uow publish WILD OATS weekly I It has literally grown into Its present shape en itaiutriusic merits, being Ap iiyrentiou having ft most important bearing on ihe futtire reputation" of fieed Inthe first successful wrkly ' .humotous pnper ever struments, by means of wliah the quantity or Volume of ton is tery - largJT ' ' creased, and published in this country, tone rendered of ; quality r. to artists the oti, furnish Among especially engaged. j illustrations lor VVILb OATS are t runk llew, Thomas Worth, Hopkins. Wales, Shelton, Wolf, i Jump, Keettlea, Stwkhardt, Day, , Poland, ' and several orhets wha are yet nnknown to fume. fl . ? WILI OATS nill, la it literary as il always hi, stand alone and unapproachable. Out celebrated "Vox Celeste," "Louis Patent," "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent," At least one first clawi serial story' will always be "Octare Coupler;'! the charming "Cello" or ."Ckrionet'; Stops, an4 . ; , fonnd in ft, pages. by the best humorous, satirical and rharM'Wr w riteri in the United States, while All Late IiiiproTeiiiciits 'Can'Iiie "Obtained- Only in' these iM tkttcbenaad squibs will be sparkling, 'origiBal ..is and pointed. Organs.-,;..... , , , WILD OATS will be'llntt cluss in everv ' e .: , , Different Styles, ' , M and on this aecoant inajr lie taken lute the Warty-fivthe v the Church, , btt families without fear or suspicion, as no word v . ir, t or illustration will appear that eau offend the ;... r. i The Dent s ; r Workmanship, .. .. . tnort .fastidious. ' !, v . ' 1 ;r! i. i 6 toner .QutUity A Sll.s fo A oakplb Copt Am fJoNTtsci' . it yoluivfo ?c.; j. 3. IkaMteF ! Brand ' Cold In Spit r.cnbergciiV ' ..- 1 .. A boy, of itopotteel stock,- Ip one nf the pubtie schools a few miles from Woniaii's ffloryis HerHair. Boston, wat recently complained of to his teacher by another teacher in the same, building for it special instance of misdemeanor.' His teacher told.;' him thatJhe must jufbrm Jus mother that he had been complained ofj and state tho 'cause t of tbe'eoni plaint. The nexr tiallus-'teachesaid , to him:- - "Did yotiS tell ('your NATIONAL WATCH. COHPAIV ... ' motner what I told you .tor x Ji J . i a Quarter nd QraLiTT as it iTHT Aoo, and i old br all DrunKista and i. l. ' -- tOl'. E ..- fr : e .vrr ) ; . ' -.- .v. ' Cowstick's?" "No, acoutique$ .sound, you understand. Throats of the iittle war biers out of order ceiling of the building phonocomptlc. , Their little prongs melt away in the distance, as it were; the sound is refracted, ' and , we Can piTer to, quantities ' i in the i Terms of Subscription.' ! r i f t '.tj'.'.l J Post-office- tke GKOWTU, PKESEItTES "Well, I don't know nuffin 'bout ft prMtca ' Ihe COLOR, aad BEAUTY f Ibe UAJJU .0 ; dat, boss, but I tell you's gwinc to be n hard winter. When you see so OtK TmTT.TiAWt Aflfl T.TOH't TKF. Haxk tu hrt pUexl in tbe market br many skeeters not singing a bit, but FOR PrnfMiior K. ThoroM Lron. eraduatof Prinreton m ia 4nd frrnn tba vlrark. 3 est gettin' dofrif rigb.1 r square rto OillK. Th uKATHttO,"llnif)rinf tnalr, rW. knd tnt po!V w favor Ths s layV it hu received, rxMrr. vLusioesi, you; may knew dy fvnty it h obtained, in unprecedented unit incrnil- in a supply of pervishum for a hard '.hi j. It innreues th OnowTH hrvi, pEAtrnt of ina lUra. It it a delightful drecsinff. It eradicates winter.' Uat's my sign." Dandruff. It preventa th Hair from turoin (rr.iy. It keep the bead cool, aud fie the hair a rich. soil. iHoerr appearance It ia the rami in Qctantttt of a Cks waa over t v' ''l news-gatherin- "Y'ever see 'eui so thick?" , "They are rather numerous.'' "And dey don't sing a bi(.M ' b"Maybe they're' out of musicj elles you k?ow the acoustics of this ;! Mldiog are bad.", V i i. j NATIONAL NEVS PAPER ; Stateimi6nts, Jlonthly inost exteusive dealers, and liayjiig special advantages from buying - in large A .TkstncIaisNeppaper " A5S VIS . J ; - " f , . Aa4 everything that goes to make Hand Bills, . . J ;' i , It Shipping Bills, . k Tickets, j , l i : , r In Literature, Local and General News, Foreign t" Domestic Corre$poidencet rr ; Purchasing direct froin Maiiufactiifprs or the la carefully edited by gentlemen of ability and v sxperience, ,,: , .. j i Heal Tickets,' ..... fFrom the Vicksburg Herald. , Business: Cards, ff J ' V , , ifn ( s Comb ination ..ad 1,- Organs, ' description ean rive an nde fiLGlN WATCHES! ; idea of the intense quate rigor of the sil months winter, of tins partof the world. ' ctencs crack1 With tho ; SIX STYLES NOW IN MARKET- c noise of thunder; inV Crowded hut F. "W. Barmond, ' .. Q. M. ,Whtler( a,2 " the breath of the occupants will fait HV E Ciilrer, " ' Mat, Laflin," E4ITAI and in uowj wine ( J, T. Berci.0 spirits turn to ice, H. Hi .Verier, .i v ORGANS OP TIIE SAM ti CAPACITY, 'the snow burns like causticy If iron Tint ?Nnt1' vlnPNl Vffora Via r.nM1 Vie 9fi (' 'touches tke skin it brings the flesh VVKtltORUV r TJlKf 8 WATCHES IX UK- -' fWS JNICOSSTntCTIONhiwftlreJy.-ru- i with it. TliOj foles of your fm- thorn ft Jftitionnl Jirmitatlvu.nnA fhi UK. 'away that the YWckings may be burnt off yoiir feet XJiXR n rthhvniVnii-i Rapidly Iitroaid the fuinpeili'd to luk larsft t'0Mpa.v 'before you feel tho slightest warmth addition tothrir fvree if :mloes and n ..... irdri tiinieft therequirt-inontsothoTrado. :lVom the fire; fioen taken out of boilI'.tv'lrnad nin, and rMhetH an iiccunuo h rj ing water instantly, stifftins t! the and reliable Wafrh, are invited to eamine the B. FaHor For and r rrtf"lenriTti(r NuTrnnK tn'Tf wooden of a board, and IvitUro;td (Vtmpvii, thoroughly cnnvitii-e- of their consistency Material and thrtn their Kiisitieor, heated stones jvill, not ; prevent; the lurflHuHty. rva fnrnli-heand Vm".?T. and Ihy jire;jt.inotincfd lsjr tlirm to be lh.!heet -. Yoiam;u.-vtI i 'Jt,.v, sheeta of tle bed from frecjsinp - If riuining Arn iican Hallway no.ho yrt manular : , , ?1 ?c4fe g V,fSot7"500' Dollars. eucKriptioa Price: e.iifi) Ifti&aQostlnniurted these are the effects of the1 climate tiifed.arxttnlly ' Owe Yea U rtHheo nn rnrwt tompf , , . . . FACTOR! AND WAREROOMS, : Ws Months-CCRCth & CONGRESS 5c?T8.. DETROIT, "' Met emr!W rHaited y th rmfnyi within' an airtight, fire ' Warmed h nree 3ionUi. r i i.mi on j .mt an i ak tc i o tUuta. " "" ' MICHIGAN. AGENTS WANTED IN EVERY COUNTi. : " ' ' '' iRinglaCopies crowded hut, what must they - bf ' . " r,i 93-I- y t Ons n ns a rlub ef ts svihscriVrrs EfTAB 1SH1U) I3l .8oO. H , mounBusiness OiSco i nd. Salesrooms, among the dark. storm-la9hefnr one year will receive a nopv gratis, " . Jlddrts, COU.1N A BMALL, tain Teaks tmtsidef '' i fr.'i il i. ; t. pobUsbers, .' ij 159 & UI LA1U SXCHICAGa J ''KJ & Clowb Obqan Co., DiTaoix, Micbioajt. Simmons .',..-- ... ) Address, i ,t IrrVtoittreeW ... , No ' -- to that - i i , Mxrlit'n-ny.l- f -' o tiie best pipe c:: , pa"-tlcn!- , ttnj-ran- d i . TI"P-keej.'r- 11 Je-vel- ,,1 . '!- j i. i , rrrin-eenftir(- g d "-- v.,. T 1. , - |