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Show rATAfrPlUCTICAt JOKE H isslbnary Appointment. tat of eurturer tfiaff thatwni'cn fits t him to wrestle' with the world for a Pmblisbei Tery WEDNESDAY and SATCRDAT The practical joker fs a most disaby t$W OoBi.t POBLISHIMO COXPA.NT. living, his parents should pay for it. person. Particularly wheB Charter W. Penrose, Editor. If those remarks had emanated greeable are the victim. His general un E. STRATFORD, Bmintu Manager, from the lips of Brighara Young they you 1 fitness for the companionship of senwould be denounced as rank heresy sible people doesn't strike you so OOBEX. UTAH. and construed as an attack against SATURDAY MAY 29. 1875. when somebody else is made-theducation. But we presume "no one forcibly butt of his overflowing animal will dispute them coming from a STIlJL THE RLACIt spirits. Republican journal. Anyhow they i. m .r ji A practical joker Darned Edward contain good common sense and are V Cole was rightly served the other It's generally supposed that the worthy of serious consideration night at a village in Illinois. He visit of the Sioux chiefs to Washing- AN EVEVT IS UTAH'S went to the house of his brother-in-law- , ton has been pranged of tho purMUSIC Air HISTORY. George Pierce, knocked at the pose of inducing them to sign a door, and when asked; "Who's It is generally conceded that the there?" treaty by whhhUhe Black Hills will replied, "Your money or ba thrown open w the Whites. But Utoniana are a musical people. That life!" Not satisfied with the scare it will take something more than is, that they have natural musical your he had raised, he carried his practithe. consent of tlntae "nohle red ineu" capabilities. Their taste only needs cal pke a little further by pulling off to accomplish the purpose working cultivation to give them the highest his boots, climbing up by a shed to in tho breasts of certain government appreciation of music as a science, a window and entering the house. officials. The treaty of 1863 is yet and its practice as an art. Mr. Pierce warned the supposed tn force and here is one ' of its proDaring tho past few years, a large burglar not to enter, aud seizing a visions: number f pianos, organs, and other butcher knife rushed toward him and "Article XII. No ' treaty for musical instruments have been im grappled him. Before Cole could re the cession of any portion or part ported into the Territory, and pro veal himself the knife entered his of the reservation herein described, fessional teachers of tho art divine throat, severing the jugular vein. He which may be held in common, shall havo had a large field of labor opened fell dead, crying out ''My poor wife be of any validity or force as against to them. Our young ladies consider, and children." the said Indians, unlest executed arid as they should do, a knowledge of Both men were of excellent charof all music 6no of the essentials to their acter and were warm personal friends. signed hy at least tlve male Indians ocaipyiny or in- education. Singing ha? been made The fault of Cole's tragic death was terested in the same; and no cession a prominent feature in ' our schools, his own, and the grief that will be lelt and a general desire .for musical im in understood or be shall tribe the the immediate neighborhood of the by construed in such manner is to de- provement has increased with the op catastrophe will be mitigated by the for indulging in it reflection that there ia one practical prive, without his consent, any in- portunities ' there But as is, his yet, comparatively joker the less in the world. Cole dividual member of the tribe of ittle classical music, of appreciation died as the fool dieth. rights to any track of land selected the of the masters. grand productions by him as provided in article six of. Indeed, there, has been very little , this treaty." , ,, chance fer such appreciation, besause Tlae Law anil the Lady. Under these circumstances there the creations of such minds as Ilan- will be somo trouble before the hidThe dignity of the sovereign State del? Mendelsohn,, Mozart, Haydn,' V ermont has been or reBlack Hills of the den treasures recently out leadmaster Beethoven, etc., require rageously compromised by a woman roach of the, gion will ba within who law and resisted tho ' crsana vocal compelled competent musicians, grasp of the pale faces. A great and to prcseut them in" the law to come to her own terms. instrumental, One John Damon, the Constable. of xnanyexpedition3 are. fitting .put,, sucVa maimer will that the authors forand the town of Cabot, visited the house bound for the Black. Hills, be properly represented, and that the of a them most Joseph Ainsworth for the purof; tune. But we think hearers can havo a fair opportunity pose of attaching some potatoes in will cheft the cud of disappointment, ' the cellar. Only Mrs. Ainsworth of judging of their merits. and that BOmo will bite the dust be-- . We aro gratified, however, to learn was at homo when tho Constable fore the enticing new Eldorado will but her brow was lowering thai the Handel and Haydn socicly came, miners-camand her in heart were thoughts of be converted into a of Salt Lake intend to perform "The the most, rebellious kind. Sho felt Messiah" in t be Theatre on Thurs that those tubeps would be required table before potato.digging day evening, June 3d.'' v Great prep- upoa the THE DEVOUREIIS. time came round again, and she proarations havo been mads for this posed to save them if possible. Tbte ' The grasshopper scourge is again musical feast. The performers vegetables were in the celiar reached ri spreading desolation in Kansas, have been practising and rehearsing by a descent through a r, and and Nebraska, and also in por- for months, and it is door Constable this tho expected that through Then Mrs. Ainsworth saw tions of Minnesota and Iowa. Last the great work of Handel will be and improved her opportunity.. She year's pest laid their eggs where they presented in a manner worthy of the closed the door with a bang aud sat committed their ravages and now the author. down upon it. The constable athatched out little devoureis are at The cultivation of musical taste is tempted to get out, but there was too vork in a fashion well known. to the one of the mightiest levers for the great a weight of womanliness above him. He was imprisoned in a place farmers of Utah elevation of the race." Minds suscep- than the Black Hole of Calcutta. If the people of the above-nametible to the finest musical impres- The ventilation was bad, and the States suffer for five years in succes- sions, can be touched also with the odor of decaying vegetables not insion from the insatiable insect as loftiest truths, and the spiritual as cense ou the little air there was. He the Utonians did, famine will lay its well as the intellectual faculties of waa told by the undaunted female when he that he could come bony hand( on many victims, and man are quickened and awakened by had made a solemn up only to put deaths frOni starvation will be com- sweet, sounds arranged in barmony no attachment on the promise family potatoes. mon in the land. Sufiscatingly he subscribed, and took according to eternal laws. an oath which now hedare not break. Utah passed through the scourge Simple melodies are generally the with fortitude, and came out strong most popular, because they are nearer He was allowed to come up, Mrs. him" one or Ainsworth and healthy.; ' She was sated by tho the level of the untrained minds of two with the"fetching shovel as ho appeared, union of her people, the result of the the masses. Bat the glorious crea- to fully balance the account. The system of religion which the world tions of tho prophets of song, lift potatoes in tho Amazon's cellar have Union saved us in the tho soul toward heaven, and give not, yet been tampered with by any deridos. minion of the law, and there's a blot 'grasshopper, war; union should be hamanity a fortaste of the harmony on the escutcheon, of the State of our molto in every enterprise and that thrills immortals before the Vermont as big as the crown of a under every circumstance, f bonnet in the sixteenth century. throne of the Eternal. Tho performance of "The Messiah," competed by the inspired Handel, is EDIJCATtOS. TheT were married last fall and an event in the musical history of they hadn't had one cross word or a ' The San Francisco Chronicle g will we receive sour look when, tna otnermght, ne Utah, and hop it the school system of California, that attentiou and patronage that the moved the ceok stove iniO the shantv ' and called her to hold the pipe up argues that the main end which occasion deserves. The railroad companies will aid the while he gently knocked the joints ought to be aimed at is a preparation together. She smiled sweetly as she persons by permitting enterprise,, life. The of business actual for tho "i holding tickets for the performance replied; five minutes but Chronicle maintains that the educa- to ride to Salt Lake and back at half "Yes, my dear;" tion provided for by the State should fares. Tickets in this city tan be hadn't passed before he yelled out : you Knew 'Burn it I l thougnt bo designed rather to make useful citi- obtained at W. Driver's store, Main " ' ; the something!" where also programmes of zens than accomplished scholars and street, And she threw two joints of pipe entertainment can be seen. The to to not state the attempt that ought tickets will be withdrawn on Tuesday at him and replied '., educaclassical a "I wint you to understand that we All lovers of first- next. June 1st. qualify pupils by De- tion for a literary or professional class music should go and, hear the are strangers from this hour!" tioit Tree Press.; inhere; ' If :t pttpi! Vsires'a 'higher "Messiah." ) -Missionaries of Weber Gnlbe2SaS8rttothew.feo County Are requested to fill the appoint S. StonehoHse, of the V P r u ' a tuents herein named, on Sunday, Ma; boy, all well. .Tht ! 30th, 1875. North Ogden Iiuntsville Harrisville West Weber S. ir three-fourth- s , r v . p. Mis-pou- trap-doo- - . Died. Edwin Stratford. Walter Thomson. L. 'At Three Mil. Creek, Thomas Wallace and F. Richards. I'lain City David M. Stuart. Slaterville James Taylor. Lynn and Marriott L. Far snd Farr. Hooper City Richard Ballantjue and w T C RenryE' Deceased was born so- - . Aug 21 E,ex Co N.Y., where hUpU';;0. braced the goSpel, and since wuh the ehnreh through all travj itg per Biv'erdale J. A. West. ' Mound Fort, (evening) Mark and Richard A. Ballantyue. to the da e of his death. He was 10, Easton Charles C. Brown and Moroni nd higbly esteemed by the '1 po0pe whom be presided; even his worst 0 Drown. ene mies were forced to show their iPpre" South Weber Edmund Ellsworth. ciation of his merits as a noble and tru F. D. RICHARDS. 9 hearted mun. The intermsnt took place on the 2fM inst , in the preseuce of almost everi A man woman and child wholivesinTliree Caught. Mile Creek, and many from Brihaia There is good evidence for the belief City. A funeral address was given by that Nephi Vaughaniione of the human Bishop A. Nichols, prayer olered by u brutes who has been engaged in the re- der W. Box. and a couple of hymns ere cent midnight outrages which has 80 sung by the choir. The feelings that ran from heart exercised tho good people of the city. in the members toofheart on the occasion his family and ad On Monday night, Mrs. Heath, a lady present, langunge fails to express, 82 years of age, who resides in the 10th though painful to part, yet howglerious is the victory of the just "who die in ward, was aroused from her slumbers, the Lord." and on awakening discovered that a man A. ClIRISTIXSEN. was in bed with her. The old lady im Brigham City, May 24, 1875. mediately commenced screaming, and In this city, May 26th, 1875, Mist tins alarmed Mrs. Kance, who was E. McMonigle. Funeral services sleeping in the adjoining room. The Mary scoundrel Vaughan for so he afterwards (Thursday) at 3 p. m., at the proved to be sprung from the bed and residence of E. P. Brown, four blocks attacked Mrs. R., when a severe struggle east of Utah Hottl. Friends invited. ensued, tne little children of Mrs. R. Sertices will be conducted by Father L. taking part with their mother. Finally Scanlan. left witheut Vaughan accomplishing his hellish design, and was fortunately captured a short distance from the house by the nigbt watchman, who had been attracted to the spot by the screams of the lidies. The villain was conducted to the city jail, and yesterday had an examination before Justice Pyper. The evidence was most conclusive against the GENERAL AGENT IN rascal, who was bound over to the District Court for trial in bonds of $1,500, and failing to give which he was com raitted to the county jail to await the action of the Grand Jury. Vaugban is UtaJip Idaho, Montana and JHevada a depraved wretch, who has been a resident of the city jail several times. Last nigbt the special police on duty in the 7th Ward caught a man when he was crawling into a house through the window. They arrested the burglar and took him to the city jail. And thus, one CELEBRATED by one, the scoundrels aro put where do will the least Salt harm. Lake tbey Scoundrel IJEU.A.LUWJK for PETER SCHUTTLER'S Herald, 2tth inst. A man came cut of the tax office the other day, and exhibiting an to his friend, empty pocket-boo- k gloomily observed: "Bill, whero's the altar of our I want to find it." country? ; "What for?" asked the other in some astonishment. want to lay that pocket-boo- k upon it." Brooklyn Argus. BUCKEYE t REAPERS SWEEPSTAKES 1 "Well, AND Furst C MOWERS, TIMERS Bradley Ilay Hakes, "Ish deresoraeledder hero forme?" inquired a German at the general delivery window of the post office yesterday, says the Detroit Free Press. No, none here," was the reply. "Vhell, dot is queer," he continued, getting his head into the window; ' my neighbor gets somedimes dree letters in one day, und I get none. I bays more daxes as he does, und. I haf never got one ledder yet. How comes dose dings?" " A Full Stock of Wagon Woods, AND "D'ye see that tree?" says Sandy McFadden, of Nebraska, to every stranger. "Well, I wonst thought it 'ud be cunnin' to see the prarie on fire, and after I'd run seven miles I clum up the tree qnicker'n a wink, and staid thar two hours combing the cinders out o' my hair with my fin-gei- , WAGON MATERIAL, mm TOOLS Always on hand. a." ' offices: eriti-cLsiu- , Elder cutions. He was baptized ia lUiDoi8 and mtheyear l85o emigrated to U,h! went to live in Three Mile Creek the same year, and was called to preshl, over said settlement in 1805, winch po. Hall L. F. Monch. d , Box May 19th, of consumption, J. Ilerrick. Win-alo- . ; Hon) ; "Are you an Odd Fellow?" "No, sir; I' 7e been married for a week." ' "I mean, do you belong to the or der of Odd Follows?" "No, no; I belong to the order of : married men. "Mercy, how dumb! Are you a Mason?" "No, I'm a carpenter by trade." "Worse and worse! Are you a Son of Temperance?" "Bother youl no; 1 m a sen ci J)lr. John Goshlings." ... Salt Lake City & Corinne, M. D. HAMMOND, " Agent for the above ia : . dS04-.8- and LOGAN. OGDEN" , a, ' i . ' |