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Show THE DAILY She Ofldm function, rublinhf-- every WKDNEPDAV an SATXJRDAT by the Oadiw I'ublishi Coupxjit. Uitsnccesnful Artifice. Salvini, the actor, when having a photograph taken, was so delighted with the proof that he flung his arms about the epcrator and embraced him. This was gratifying to the operator, and did not cost Salviui anything. A gentleman in this place, whose name we will not mention, was very much pleased with the great ctor' artifice 08 he persisted in terming it and believing that appreciation is dearer to a true artist than money, he concluded to have some photographs of himself. When the proof was shown him he knew that was the time to fling his arms about the operator, but he could not pluck up sufficient courage, lie thought he would wait a more favorable opportunity, and became very nervous in consequence, Pretty soon the operator had occasion to reach under ".case of specimens for a cloth, and, as he turned to come out, the agitated patron, full of desperation, ehut his eyes and swooped down upon him. The frightened artist bclicvins: that this was a new process for garroting, straightway screamed murder, and nought to defend himself until the rival of aid, by beating the assassin over the face and head with a brush full of varnibh. Every lick of the brush developed additional ferocity in the face of the customer, and consequently increased the terror of the ho?e phouti aroused the operator, inmates of the building and brought to his help in quick succession a tailor, two dressmakers, four clerks, The and aono legged basket-makebenumbed and varnished victim was quickly overpowered, and being sat upon by as many of the masculines as could bo accoramodatcd,was firmly held until tho arrival of an officer. Fortunately he was known by the officer, who recognized him from his apparel not being able to see his features for the varnish, and upon explaining that the cause of his com ing down upon the operator, was a Hidden distincss he experienced, he was released. A hack was obtained and he was taken home, and his head put to aoak in lime water for the removal of the varnish from his face Iut it was found necessary to shave Lifl scalp. -- Ztoniury News. (Lata C. B. McGregor Ogden Junction. $8 per Annum, $4: Six Months, $2 Three Months. CIRCULATES Hi GROCERIES, HARDWARE & CROCKERY; &c. TOOLS, IMPLEMENTS .& STOVES; Wal! Papers of the Best Patterns. fuWriptions taken for all the Papers of the day tl'i'im Local, Eastern and Western. DRY GOODS, STAPLE and FANCY NOTIONS, AIUKTS, Oil. CLOTHS, RADWAY" READ' RELIEF! i Ki.s the wousr iai.s to Twenty Minutes. In from One CLOTHING, HATS, UOO'i'S ami SHOES; NOT ONE HOUR (UFKF.U WITH PAIN. RADWAY'S KKAIJY KKUKK 18 A CURB FOR KVKKY PAIN. It was the first and Is THE TOWNS The l'uin excruciating Ucmedy Only That Instantly pains, stops the Wall Paper, Bordering, Decorations; niftst and cures Conations, allays Inflammations whether of the Lung. Stomach, Howels, or other glands or organs, by one application, in fiom one to twenty minutes, no matter how Tioleut or excruciating the pain, the KheHtnatic, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prestrated with disease may differ' or NORTHERN UTAH! RADWAY'S READY RELIEF W ill atlord iniliiut east). Inflammation of the Kidneys. Inflammation the liladder, Inflammation of the llowels. of the Lungs, fore Throat, liiflicull breathing. Palpitation of the Heart. Jl.ysteris, Croup, Iiiptheria. Catarrh, Influenza. Headache. Coki Toothache. Neuralgia, Kheuinatimu. Chills, Ague Chills. The application or the RKADY RKMKF to the part or parts where the pain or difficulty exists will afTord ease and comfort. lf a tumhlcrof water will iD Twenty drops it-a lew moments cm J Cramps, Spannis. Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Diarrhea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind iu the llowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of RADWAY'S KKADY KKLltr with them. A few drop on water will prevent sickness or pains from ih an jre of water. It is better than French lirauih cr Hitters as a stimulant. I'EVEIl AXI AUTE cured for fifty cents. There is not a remedial agent iu this world that will cur Fever and Ague, and all other Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet, Typhoid, Yellow and other Fever (ai.led by Kadway't Pills) so quick as RADWAY'S KKADY RELIEF. Fifty cents per bottle. Kohl by Druggists. Drugs, Chemicals, Patent medicine WIXKS, LIQUOR?, AliE and PORTER Cm-potio- Reached by a Daily Mall. AT THE Junction Office, JOB WORK Health! Beauty! Strongand Pure Rich Blood Increase of Flesh and Weight Clour Skiu aud BeautifuJ Com plexkiu secured to all. Dr. RAWAY'S Resolvent Sarsaparillian OF ALL KINDS, Has made the most utouitdiiiig cures, so quick, so rapid are the changes the body undergoes, under the influence of tliw truly wonderful Medicine. that KYJniY DAI AN 1.MHKA5K IN tl.KSU AND WF.10I1T IS SKKN AND FELT. Singers' Sewing Machines, in YarietyJ Bespohc Root and Shoe Departnesit; Leather, Findings, Beltings, PRODUCE, GRAIX, BUTTER, EGS, &c.;' BOB MACHINERY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, &C, &c: SLfllSj &C. Wholesale Purchasers and Visitors TO SALT LAKE CITY Will find the Largest Assortment of Merchandise in the several Departments Z. C. M. I., tin above, that can be seen in the West, nr.il all at fair prices. sl.tf t W. II. HOOPER, Superintendent. THE UKEAT IJI.OOO PURIFIER. Is Executed in the Best Styk, at PRICES . cichango informs us tha' the tricks have been revived again in Alabama, where the An The question, ''Djes water intoxi catc?" now worries lirownsttiwn, ludiana, the argument being raised on the fact of less drunkenness among the residents when four saloons were in full blast, than now with none. Books; Tcriodicals, Mag- after reading this advertisement need any one ALL I. Ogclcn. CIGARS AXO TOBACCO. old philopeua com-ptn- - - - Albums, Stationery, REASONABLE young lady takes a double almond in her teeth, and the young man bites it off. That sort of thing used to be popular in' Ohio; but it is hardly ever tried any more since the painful accident which occurred at a philopcna- last winter iu Columbus. The furty who held the almond in her teeth was somewhat advanced in years and not a little dilapidated. The alm&nd was uncommonly tough, tind the man who nibbled at it was in deadly earnest. He closed his teeth upon it and pulled. It would not give, lie pulled harder, but made no impression He clinched his jaws and it gave a desperate wrench. upon As a consequence of that desperate effort of the young man he found himself standing up in that room holding in his mouth a nut iu which were fixed a double set of porcelain teeth, belonging to the aforesaid maid.'n. It was embarrassing in a certain sense, for all parties, and the young wan thought it would be y mHrthiog to the feelings of the if ho went home. Fifth Street. t Co.), azines, Pictures, r. Pulll'iiK Teeth. C. KI. GEORGE W. TURNER, Cards, Kills, Poster, Programme, Kill Heads, letter Heads, statements, Order Ilookis, Ball Invitations, Theatre Cheeks, Xote Forms, Deeds, Receipts. Shipping Tags, Ae. The published plan of a Western ALL ORDERS PROMPTLY FILLED. peientist for producing rain is to ''elevate a copper wire by a balloon, or other means, until its upper end reaches the clouds," hitch Mie lower end to a railroad trick, and send up All a farmer current of electricity. Address, C. W. PENROSE, Busi-nes- s haa to do for a safeguard against Manager, drought is to buy a balloon, three or four miles of copper wire, a lattery, rtauxad, and boohs gas works. MX 32 1 OGDEN CITY. Kvery drop of the SARSAPARILLIAN RESOLVENT cuinaiunicates through the HI nod, Sweat. Urine and other fluid and juices of the system the vigor of life, for it repairs the wastes of th body with new aud soantl material. SvroFuIa, Syphilis, Consumption, (llandnlar disease, Ulcers in the Throat, Mouth, Timor, Nodes iu the Olaudt and other parts ol the system, Soro Eyes, Strumous Discharges from the Ears, and the worst forms of Skin Diseases, Eruptions, Fever Sores, ScaM Head, Ring Worm, Salt Khciim, Erysipelas, Acne, Black Spots, worms in the Flesh, Tumors, Cancers In the Womb, and all weakening and painful discharges, Night Sweats, Loss of Sperm, aud all waotes of the lite principle, are within the curative range of this wonder of Mudorn Chemistry, aud a few days' use will prove to any person using it for either of taese forms f disease its potent power to cure theiu. If the patient, daily becoming redneed by the wastes aud dccoiapHsitKiu that is continually progressing, succeeds iu arresting these wastes, und repairs the same with new material niade from healthy blood and this the SARSAPARILLIAN will and doe secure. Not only does the Sarsaparillian Resolvent excel all known remedial agents in the cure of Chronic, Scrofulous. Constitutional aud Skin discuses, but it is the only positive cure for KIDNEY aud BLADDER COMPLAIN I S, Urinary and W omb diseases, Ci ravel. Diabetes, Drojy, Stoppage ot Water, Incontinence of Urine, Uright's Dimmse, Albuminuria, aud iu all cases where there are brickdust deposits, or the water is thick, cloudy, mixed with suhstauce like the white of an egg, or threads Pike white silk, or there is a morbid, dedark, bilious nvpearance, and w hite bnc-duposits, and when there is a pricking, burning sensation when passing water, and pain in the small f the back and along tho loins. Price, Sl.lK) W OK.US. The only known aud sure Remedy fur Wrrms Pin, Tape, et. Tumor of hiV firowth Cured Kesolvent. by lladwity'ft Utivi.ULT, M.iks., 1809. IMPROVED CABINET ORGANS AND H H o at S f 12 July IS, Da. Raiwat: I have had Ovarian Tumor iu the ovaries and bowels. All the doctors said "ther as no help for it." I tried everything that was recomnieuded; but nething helped me. I saw your Resolvent and thought I would try it; hut had na faith in it, because 1 had,Kuflerd for twelve years. I took six bottles of the Resolvent, and oue box of Radway's Pills, and two bottles of your Ready Robe); and there is not a sign of tumor to be reeu or felt, and I loel better, smarter, aud happier than I have lor twelve years. The worst tumor whs in the left side tf the bowels, over Mi groiu. I write this to you for the benefit of others. You can pub Usit it ir you choose. HANNAilsP. KNAPP. DR. RADWAY'S PERFECT PURGATIVE PILLS Perfectly tasteless, elegantly eoatw with, swt-- e gHm, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and strength- en, kadway't Pills, for the enre of all disorders of Stomach, Liver. Bowels, Kidneys, liladder, Nervous Diseases, Headache, Constipation, Ctwtive-uesludigestion, Dyspepsia, Biliousneee, Bilious Inflamnialiou t the Bowels, Piles, aud all Devangeuieiits of the Infernal Viscera. Warranted to eflect positive cure. Turely vegetable, containing no mercury, minerals er deleterious drugs. Observe the following symptoms resulting frem Disorders of the Digestive Organs Constipation, Inward Pile--, fullness of the Blood in the Dead, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sinkiug or Fluttering at the Pitwf the Stomach, Swimming of tha Hand, Hurried and Difflenlt Breathing, Fluttering at Hie Heart, Choking or Suffocating- Sensation vheu in a Lying Posture. Dirumws of Vision, Dots or W el before the Sight, Fever and Dull Pain in the Head, Deficiency of Perspiration, Yellowneea oi the Skin and Eyes, Tain iu the Side, Chest, Limbs, aad sudden Flushee of Heat, Bnruing in the Fleets. A few doses of Radway's Pill will free the system from all the d disorders. Price 26 cents per box. &dd by Druggists. KfAD "False and. True." Send ooe letter stauvp to Had way a Co. No. S7 Maidon Lane New York. Information worth thousands will be te Fer, - above-name- entyoo. SIMMONS & CLODGH ORGAN CO.'S sto-l-v 'Jiff ElOijj oi Grand Combination . P Organs, FITTED WITH THE NEWLY INVENTED SCRIBNER'S PATENT QUALIFYING TUBES, An iavention having a most important bearing on the future reputation of Kced struments, bj means of which the quantity or VelunA of tone is Terr largely creased, and quality of tone rendered Inin- EQUAL TO THAT OF THE REST PIPE ORGAXS OF THE CAPACITY. Our celebrated "Vox Celeste." "Louis Patent." "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent," "Octave Coupler," the charming "Cello" or "Clarionet" Stop, ud All Uic Late ImproYements Can be Obtained On! in these Organs. Tlilrtif-flv- e Different Styles, For the Parlor and the Church, The Brst Material and Worlmanabip, Quality and Volume tf tone Unequalled FACTOR IANDRICES, COto 500 Dollars WAREROOMS. DETROIT, COEfrn CONGRESS MIC H 10 A N .AG LNTS WANTED ESTAB 18HED IS 1S50. & ST. IN EVERY COIWTY. sGS-l- j Address, Simmons k ClovghOr0ax Co., Detroit, Michigan |