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Show Hn inToluntnry Situation. Very Absent Minded. will probably not Younjc Manglebury He ciflled Skittles again. visit Mis few e?enings ago, and as a ber poo at home, he ml down on the 9he was not to wait for her. In a few moments old Skittles' big dog came up, eyeing Manglebury and growl-jn,B(1 ut him in a manner which made eLills run UP an( down "'8 back, the dog sulked up and began to snuff Mangle-bur- y 'ile lne animal was 's le2sthis operation, the young man maintained a condition of absolute re9 doubtful if he will again be pose. It still as he was then until perfectly ti is in the land of eversoul immortal I, is When the ceremony was rest. lasting eoncluded, the dog lay down by chair. .As soon as Mangle-bur- y felt certain that the brute was vKep, he thought ha would go home yithouf seeing Miss Skittles; but when ho attempted to rise from his chair, the and growled so menacingdog leaped up immediately sat ly that Manglebury Then he thought perhaps down again. it would be better not to go home at It occurred to him, however, once. that it would be as well to cull for some s one to remove the dog in case should render it desirable for him to depart; but at the very first yell. Skittle's dog jumped to his feet, gave a fiendish bark and began to take a few more critical smells of Manglebury's shufflegs. And whenever Manglebury utmoved his or or bis arms, feet, led tered the slightest sound, that infamous Once, doc was iBslant'7 UP anl l hmwhen he had to sneeze, he thought, from ' the boisterous indignation manifested that his hour at last had by the dog, eonie. Manglebury had often before wanted to see Miss Skittles alone, but now he felt as if he would welcome any member of the Skittle family, even the cook, with a feeling approaching enthu-it'atFinally he heard voices in the parlor. It was Miss Skittles and a young man who bad come home with her and entered the side door. And they snt there at the window, not thirty fett from Manglebury, sparking and owing, and every now and then'making remark about Manlorae disagreeable glebury, until at last the visitor left and Mis nilig locked the door, closed the shutters and went to bed. And the dog never moved until morning, when old Skit ties came down to look at the thermometer and found that faithful guardian still watching over the miserable Manglebury, who still sat in the chair iavt hieh he began to wait for Miss Skittles. Old Skittles offered to shoot the dog, in order to soothe Manglebury, but that person was beyond reach of such remedies. lie was too mad. He cut the Skittles family dead; and he is now endeavoring to select a Bocial circle whose members do not keep dogs. - He hates a dog now worse than a doctor Max Adder. hates a healthy climate. aer )r g - Man-elebjry- 's circurn-ttanee- - Curious Lawsuit. In rait ergon, N. J., a few days ago, a lingular suit was tried. Stven years ago a man' 8 wife died and he asked a lady to store a mattress and two feather beds The most absent-minde- d man we ever knew was our friend General Mumm. He lost one of his legs in the late war, and he always wore a patent artificial leg, full of springs and joints. Sometimes when he started out in the morning he would get his leg on hind part foremost, and then would go straddling duwu the street with one set of toes pointing east and the other set pointing west. His right knee would point in another, and the old man would bob up aud down like a jumping-jac- k worked with a string. Presently he'd meet us and come jolting up to say that he wished we would pitch iuto the Highway Department for leaving the pavement in such a rascally condition that a man couldn't walk no way straight. Previous to the war, while he was down at Cape May one summer, he took a buff-batearly in the morning, aud while in the water he got to meditating upon some abstruse subject, and forgetting himself he came walking out upon the beach and up the street to the hotel, dressed in nothing but a sad, sweet smile, just as the people were coming down to breakfast. Only a very short time ago he hitched his horse to a sulky, with the animal's nose pushed close up against the dasher, and started off backwards without noticing the di rection. At the end of the first half mile the vehicle jammed up against a tree, and the General shot out over the horse's tail. If he doesn't get out ot his coffin at his own funeral and insist on going as a it will be singular. h The late Napoleon III. neyer had a lively admiration for his relative, Prince Napoleon. A Paris correspondent of the Manchester Guardian says that once the Prince Imperial, then not more than six years old, asked his father : "What is the difference between an accident and a misfortune?" "If," replied tho Emperor, "your cousin fell into the Seine, that would be an accident ; if any one pulled him out, that would be a misfortune." " How many kind Schoolmaster of axes are there ?" Little boy "Broad ax, narrow ax, iron, steel ax, ax of the Apostles, and ax my father!" Schoolmaster "Good; go to the top of the class." well-know- COULD NOT DO BETTER AND EXAMINE CALL Waves. DINWOODEY'S BOYLE etO'HARNETT'S. Immense Mock Th. b.tt and cWpsit stock of ICR!f ITX'BI north of Salt Lake. OF THE SUPElilt FURNITURE dl-t- Nothing can be more superb than the of the Atlantic waves when the circumstances are favorable to the exhibition ttf the color. As long as a wave remains unbroken no color appears ; but wben the foam just doubles over the "est like an Alpinje under he cornice we oft in see a display of the toast exquisite green. It is metallic in brilliancy. But the foam is necessary ir its production.! The foam is first 'Nominated, and it scatters the light in directions; the light which passes "rough the higher portion of the wave lone reaches thd eye, and gives to that P'lion its matohless color. The fold-!n- 2 of the wave, producing, as it, does, series of longitudinal protuberances furrows which act like cylindrical Hsos, introduces variations in the of the light, and materially envois its beautv. snow-cornic- e, 11 ty '"resident Shults, in his inagural before the old Catholio Congress, 'I'toteJ the statement made upon good of the mhority that a Italy P""ple are open infidels,., while fanati-cr- s and skepli cisru dispute posession 'lie remainder. Il is to name hardly safe, fountain or a baby until he is dead. j.'e ad-Cr- -s two-tbir- now-a-day- s, may embezzle or take back pay, or Scorns a dreadful railway antoorat. or ! f Main Street, Ogdcn."" "ESTEY'VOIIOAN "Sears .&g MEXICAN IIUSTAM f Cloth for Wool! Sewing Machine EXCELSIOlt MILLS, THIS CELEBRATED MACHINE which is just as good and Twenty Dollars Cheaper than any other Machine first-clas- s in the market, m:aii ocm:x city, Is MuufKctur. th. for d vf Superior Cloth, lllank c(n, Yarn, Hatting, Etc., Etc. HAS JUST TAKEN THE PEIZE! Dring on Your Onef Our Goods In Return at AdTuntugeoug Hates. BEST & CO. A. RANDALL, SON .G2-8- m V&- - Family Sewiug Machine In tlx at Woo1 AND JIECKITB AT THE See G. Whitehead' Advertisement. 2-l- y Vorlca.. Price, $60. With Cover, $65. AGENTS, ?Iaiii St., Ogtlcii. fSTCail and see it. W. TURNER, GEORGE C. B. (Ut. McGor A Co.), Flflh Street. - Ogdeu Hooks, Periodicals, Mag- azines, Pictures, Albums, Stationery, d299-t- f wmwm &c, AND TOBACCO. IUAIl.H Patters. Wall Tapers of ths Beit SMbicrlpti.ns taken for all the Papers of the Uaf, 692uiJ Local, JCiutrrn aud Western. Sl (?) A LOW RESERVOIR OAK Wind-Gall- s, l, 76-t- WILSON BOYLE & O'HAENETT, UBD 6T. P. 0. Adilnw,. Bo T XI H3 Horses, Mules or Cattle. Another of the family which claims to representative of tho btuart in this generation hasjust died in London. Count Ferdinand de Lancastro et d'AU banic, who succumbed to an attack el congestion of the lungs, was a nephew of the late Von Sobieski Muart, Count d and was a young mau of high at tainments and much promise. Though years old at the time of only twenty-nin- e his death, he had seen a large amount of military service. During the Italian campaign of 183'), he was engaged as a cavalry officer iu the Austrian service. He was engoged at the battle of Grave-lottwhere his horso was shot and himself severely wounded. He was a member of the London Carlist Committee, and recently went to Spain with his relative, Col. Stuart of the Deerbound, but returned to London shortly before his death. be the Rfeen AT AS Poll-Evi- The .Stuarts. FOURTH IN CASH AND THE REST IN FURNITURE, ONE TUAN TO Hoof-ale- Beauty of the Atlantic Given t Vienna Exposition, Was first known In America. Recently It merit are well known throughholder deout the habitable world. It lias manded storage, but he would pay bo the oldest and belt record of any Liniment la the world. From tho meney for their storage, claiming that millions upon millions of bottlea lie had had the use of them for seven old no complaint has ever reached us, and as a healing and long years. She, on the other hand, elaimed that she did not use them, and PAIN SUBDUING LINIMENT demanded the sum of $72, or $1 per He then mouth, for rent for six years. ' IT HAS NO EQUAL. .presented a bill of $84 for the use of It Is recommended with nnbonnded wsnr them for seven yfiars, and thus figured the case. ance in all cases of Cuts.Bmlses.Burns, Sprains, p a balance due him of $12. The This settled the fate of Miunic Rheumatism, Hard Swellings, Bitet, woman's claim was allowed, as being Joints, frozen Feet, Ears, and Bertha, and each was ordered to Ac., Ac, among all persons, and for Sprains, virtually confessed by the defendant, Founders, Ringbone, Scratches, while his offset wa; not sustained, and a appear for sentence this morning. , Spavins, Springhalt, Saddle.Col-la- r and Harness verdict of $72, or her full claim, was F. Chronical. Galls; also diseases of the 70 and Ear in awarded her. Batil he could marry again. be wanted them, and the THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICE n r, tempted to anticipate the last run ning in the great race of Saturday, and drove at a furious pace up and down Sacramento street, and while doing so screeched, aud laughed, and howled, and swore. An officer happened to be in the vicinity, and he arrested women aud horse. The latter he took to a neighboring stable; the girls he consigned to the lock-up- . Yesterday afternoon the two blush ing damsels were brought before the Judge on a charge of reckless dri ving. A lawyer undertook to da- fend them, but his 6ense of judicial propriety was sadly shocked by the levity displayed by his clients. They giggled and laughed at the proceed ings until the tears fairly streamed down their chcek3. ihe Judjre maintained an impressive solemnity Jbinally, as a witness repeated some of the vulgar words uttered by the girls in their famous ride, the two gave vent to an intolerable fit of laughter, and tho lawyer, arising said, sternly: 'Your Honor, I withdraw from SALT LAKE CITT, VISITING Sackville Gwynnc is dead. He once belonged to a wealthy and arisBY FAR THE LARGEST FACTO RT tocratic English family. Owing to IN THE WOULD! some family jars he touk it into his For He Is Determined to Sell Tb. Most Popular Infttrnin.ut In uh. head lo drive a cab iu the streets of Cheap. Liverpool, and clung to that occupaSALES 10,800 Per Annum! tion for the rest of his life. He was 31 East Temple Street, C. If. STAYXElt, Agent, 75 First South Street. a character in Liverpool. Main St.. Nalt I.ake City, Xar ftav The Italians are said to exhibit speci- Cheanneaa and Elerance Combined. s(f' dlallery. mens of dead human bodies preserved according to the Brunetti method which are as bard as stone, retaining the natural sh pe perfectly, and being equal to the bust wax models. This method, as described, consists of several processes. First, the circulatory system is cleaned thoroughly out by washing with cold water until it issues quite clear from the body, and this may occupy two to five hours; second, alcohol is injected so as to abstract as much water as possible, this occupying about a quarter of an hour; either is then injected ior from two to ten hours, in order to abstract all fatty matters; after Ibis a strong solu tion of tannin is injected, imbibition re quiring some two to ten hours, and the body is now dried for from two to five Disgusted. hours in a current of warm air passe Minnie Brown and Bertha Pinnie over heated chloride of lime. Treated are two dashing young girls of the according to this system, the body is taid to become so perfectly preserved as period. Tuesday night they at to effectually resist decay. pall-beare- PEOPLE GRAIN WANTED. THE NORTH e, e, Probaby the best indicted family alive is the Merrihews three in all, residing in Polk county, la. The family is the object of thirty indictments by the Ornml Jnrv of that count v all at once. In preparing for the trial, 217 witnesses 70 fir State and 147 for defense-h- ave been summoned. Fifteen hundred dollars ns witness' fees was paid in one day. The Merrihews are said to be thieves, or worse. Seven lawyers officiate in the case. Don't tell an editor how to run1 s Let the poor devil find didate for Presidency, then you'll newspaper. himself. it out 1,,h jou hadn't done it. ipTiUG HI III IsffllSEIT T k TTCLL BEST TO USUI CHEAPEST TO BUY!! EASIEST A130 p: '2JJlii, EXTERNAL WOUNDS. Remember, this Liniment did not spring p in a day or a year.pro- MOKTABHUBD AND CNNATCBAL CUBES ST NEW-UO- ASI JlUFHBOOM LlNI , VTTTl nrwrn br nsini? mr nlfce T)ij not be ImnoBr-Liniment claiming the same properties or re-nuns, ine.y are a cneatauu a irauu. i-- suro andget nothing but SELL!!! for doioit more and Thin nj Stov.of to. ttxl. 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