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Show i Sit 7m. (&m guncttav C. I. Win Tullisliftd every WEDNESDAY and SATURDAY PuiiUSiUNa Cojipant. by the (to Pat, in charge about a difficulty,) "Never fear, Pat! Sure y've got an upright Judge to tliry yo." Pat: "Ah! Biddy, darling the divil an upright Judge I want. "lis one that '11 lane a little.'' Punch. Biddy A certain little damsel having been aggravated beyond endurance by her brother plumped down on her Lord ! ble;s knees tny brother Tom. lie lies, he steals, he swears ; all boys do ; us girls don't. Amen. GROCERIES, HARDWARE ITS! TOOLS, Two sparks from London once came upon a deccut looking shepherd in Argyllshire, and accosted him with : "You have a very fine view here. You can see a great way." "Yu aye, yu aye, a ferry great way." "Ah! you can see America here, I suppose?" "Farrar than that." "How is that?" "Yu jist wait tule the mists gang away and you'll see the mune." Empress Cloths, Merinos, Alpacas, Wool Delaines, Ginghams, Tiekijjl Denims, Domestics, etc. Cassiineres Cottonades, Jeans, Etc., Etc.' ,nc2. IMPLEMENTS & STOVES; DRY GOODS, STAPLE and FANCY NOTIONS, CMKFKTS, h, Grace Greenwood says : "The fact is, there are too many of us women. And there seems to be no relief for coming generations except through the heroic remedy of quietly putting all female infants out of the way. Nothing could be so good for us except a long and glorious succession of Herods." Wholesale Department. Oil. CLOTHS, O-oiat- UMIOISTKKY GOODS, CI.OT1IOG, HATS, Wall Paper, Rordering, Decorations; Drugs, C weeds Boys' s' READY MADE ROOTS and SHOES; ros' CLOTHING Mats and CJaps BOOT AID SHOES Of Every Variety, hemicals, Patent Medicines; OF EASTERN and CALIFORNIA MANUFACTURE WIXES, LIQUORS, AUE and PORTER A General Assortment of Singers' Savins; Machines, in Variety; H IXCLUDIXQ Bespoke Root and Shoe Department; Cutlery, Locks", Carpenters' and other Tools. Leather, Findings, Beltings, &c; rc; A LARGE STOCK OP There is something pathetic in the PRODUCE, Git A IX, R UTTER, EGGS, & JlcrahVs Julius Ca;sar articles. "I SCHITTLER VAGOXS, BOB SLEDS; was thinking," remarked a lady of ETC., ETC. "found who was tender years, very &C. weeping, and in a most distracted MACHINERY IN ALL ITS BRANCHES, HARNESS AND HARNESS TRIMMINGS state altogether, "that someday perand should haps I marry somebody, A Pull Line of then someday my little baby might wander down to the spring over yonder and drown itself, and break my ! TO heart." Some people might call this borrowing trouble, but it was merely Of All Descriptions. Rochesforelock. time the by taking of several Will find the Largest Assortment of Merchandise in the Departments AH orders addressed to I). II. FEEll Y, Ogden City, V. T., ter Democrat. Z. C. M. I., as above, that can be seen in the West, and all at fair prices. wdl recive prompt attention. A revival ol the scandalous stories s8-tf II. B. CLAWSOX, SuperiDtendent f about the Duke of Edinburg is of H. B.CLAWSON, Superintendent. in the course now progress. Taking stories for what they are worth, he does not appear to be any worse than the average scions of royalty, and, iu fact, it is not claimed that he is. The CLOUGH especial English grievance seems to be not that he has been a debauchee, nilUiOVED but that his debaucheries have not been in royal style. He has succeeded in living a remarkably loose life IN CHARGE OF AND emimakes which small it at cost, nently improper. Plows, Hoes, Rakes, Scythes, Fork Wholesale Purchasers and Visitors CHOICE SALT LAKE CITY RCTSRIES sl-t- M ORGAN CO.'S SIMMONS & CABINET ORGANS A wise man in the East, that is in Springfield, Massachusetts, says that if vou wish to detcrmint whether your watch keeps correct time or not you should select any given star from the corner of a window-sash- , or and small note the hole, through any precise instant at which tho star disappears behind a chimney, or other stationary object within a short distance. If from the same standpoint the same star disappears earlier secby three minutes and ntty-siand onds the next night, by seven seconds the minutes and fifty-twthird night, the watch is right to the half of a second. " x Will purchase any kind of Merchandise not usually stock, including Essgincs, s Circular Saws, Boliiu Cloth, jLcilel Water Wheels, Cheese Factory or Uairv Goods Threshing Machines, Machine lixtras. Force or other Pumps, Belting, Sorghum Mills, Evaporators, S:o. 8aw Jlills, O a m General WTm. Larimer, who bore a prominent part in tho Liberal campaign last year in Kansas, is mentioned as a candidate for the vacant Senatorship from that State. fmm mum u Ac, etc., Or any article from any State, that may be needed ia an Agricultural or Mechanical population. Send in your orders and we will do the best to fill them at Manufacturers prices with freight added, or on a slight percentage. o "We Grand Combination An experienced husband in Lafayette eent two switches home to his wife from which she was to make a selection, but FITTED WITH THE NEWLY INVENTED before doing it he changed the tajsv putting thu $25 one en the $10 switch, SCRIBNEllS PATEM QUALIFYING TUBES, and vice vertct. After a critioal eSaui-natio- n by herself and lady friends, the An invention having a most important bearing on the future reputation of Keel choice fell upon the one labled $23; and struments, by means of which the quantity or Volume of tone is very largely ehe decided to keep it notwithstanding creased, and quality of tone rendered her husband's plaintive protest that he TO Could not afford to pay out more than OKKAXS an for such article. SAME $10 ECllIAIi Organs, COo and Wagon?" Inin- II. B. CLAWS OX, Superintendent CAPACITY. r00 Dollars. y rag-ba- ADDRiss, n The Factory having just got fairly runnin; since the bank-book- s, PfolCES, well-know- d "SfiidefesLkez THAT OF THE REST PIPE OF THE arc expecting an immediate shipment of the justly-celebrate- A lady in Lynn, Mass., last wcei Sold Our celebrated "Vex Celeste," "Louis Patent," "Vox Humana," "Wilcox Patent " a bag of rags to a peddler. She was "Octave Coupler," the charming "Cello" or "Clarionet" Stops and perfectly well satisfied with her bargain All the Late Improvements Can bo Obtained Only in these until she remembered that in order to thieves and robbers she Organs. guard against had secreted in the bag two Stt?ef. Different 'ft Thirty notes, and so forth, to the value of about For the Vartor ami the Church, 4,000. Eut, considering how careless The Ucft Material ami Workmanship, Ji&dbeen, she was luckier than she Quality and Volume of tone Unequalled. deserved to be; for, with all the energy and acutcness &f despair, she sought for that peddler, fsund him in Salem, and FACTORY AND WAFvEROOMS, COKGth & CONGRESS SIS.. DETROIT recovered her treasure. We might ofMICHIGAN. AGENTS WASTED IN EVERY COUNTY. . fer a moral, but it would be of no use. Established : 1850. Women who hide bank-booe03-lin are beyond the reach of all the morals in 1h worii. Simmons & ks kept in M Cm o DEPARTMENT, H. W. MISBITT. o H COIIISSIOi Cicjuii Oman Co., Dmbir, Michigan. GET YOXJH. PRINTING i PO.VE AT THE "Ogden Junction" Office MAIN STREET, OGDEN. |