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Show mt (Dgttcu function. Published every WEDNESDAY and SATURDAY by the Ouni 1'uhluiii.i'u OoMrAsi. JAME8 McGAW, Prwident and Business Manager, to whom all Business cvuiniunkutiuun aliuuld be addressed. AHairH in Utah. Ah Aftloutahcd Minister. In a small city, not far distant from the "Hub" resided a dentist named Iirown. He received an order from his beloved pastor for a set of teeth. The work was executed promptly, and the pet shepherd ef his flock called in at the appointed time to receive them. Brown fixed them in the reverend customer's mouth. When the latter, stepping up to the glass to see the effect, said slowly and distinctly: "Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!" Now Brown is more noted for bis quickness of temper and profanity than for his piety, and hearing his customer speak in such a manner, his ire wus quickly aroused. "Blast it!" he exclaimed, "if you don't like the teeth you need not take them; but there's no necessity forswearing about it." The astonished minister drew back and said: ".My dear sir, I was not swearing about the teeth, but for ten years I have not been able to Bpeak the name of my beloved Saviour distinctly: I was only trying your teeth!" Brown was sitisfied with the explanation, the minister with kis new stock of ivory, and they partod on the most amicable terms. The following article is from the London Standard, the leading organ of the Conservatives in England: A serious aspect has lately been imparted to the quarrel between the Mormons and the authorities of the United States. A new Governor has been sent out to Utah, especially qualified, it is supposed, to "enforce the lawn," and this personage is said to have appointed a new commander for the militia of the Territory. Such an appointment, if it has been made, can be little more than an empty menace addressed to the Mormons, there is no militia in the Territory of which a United States officer can take the command. The community has not been organized in imitation of the cystem adopted in the States and Territories which have successively prown on to the United States during the western progress of its population. The early settlors in Utah, when they camped down in the Salt Luke Valley, A Darkey on Zoology. imagined themselves to bo to ull intents und purposes out of tho world. To Buy that the desert ill which they made During a fair at this place a live their home was at that time a part of crocodile from tho river Nile was on tho territory of the United Mates would exhibition, in connection with a side be to fall back on a mere geographical show. While the tent, under which fiction. There were no citizens of the this creature was being exhibited, was United States within seven or eight pretty well crowded with ladies and hundred miles of them. They forfeited gentlemen, adandily-dresse- d negro, with all the advantages, such as they might his "Betsy Jane" swinging on his arm, have been, of living under the protec- came stalking in with an air of supreme tion of the American Government, and indifference, which was really amusing. they naturally looked upon themselves In reply to his companion as to as free to enjoy unmolested the fruits of "Whot's dat scaly ting in le water?" their own industry. Up till a recent this colored gentleman, straightening himself up, rearing back, and raising period they remained practically because, although the United his voice to an unusual pitch, doubtless States thought fit to send a detachment with a view of impressing the bystandof troops into their neighborhood a few ers with his great knowledge of the years ago, that force, under the com- animal kingdom, said: "Dat! Don't you mand of the very General now alluded know what dat is? Why, dat's a concuto, remained inactive in its own camp, bine from de Nile." ltoieling GreenKy.) and knew better than to attempt the Democrat. impossible task of coercing the strong, united, and devoted population of the A Client. city. The strongest possiblo feelings of antagonism grew up between the MorA poetio geniass who modestly conmons and the troops, and their General ceals a name which this effort would is said to have earned, by the language he was known to hold and by various certainly make illustrious, startles the acts of smothering hostility to the people world through tho columns of the Deround him, their cordial detestation. troit rvit thusly : If the United States Government were really desirous of inducing the Mormons Grim donth tins taken darling little Jerry, The wn of JoKuph and Hyrena IFowells: by fair means to accept the authority of Congress and conform to the general Sewn luya be wrestlud wttli the dysentery, laws of the Republic, the first Ami then tie periibed in his little tiowuli. thing they would do would be to withdraw this said General altogether. Any at- It in the Savior wanted little Jerry, tempt to force him down the throats of Which suflersd little children to come to Iliui. It'i prulutble now that he'i practising very the Mormons can only be regarded by Assiduous like, hU little angel hymn. them as equivalent to a declaration of war, and for this they are much belter Must likely 'twas weaning injured little JiTry; prepared than it generally supposed. His bottle seemed to damp his stumach'i tone; They are no longer a handful of exiles. But with the angels he gets plump and merry, the resources of a popu-T..:.- .They command s where he's gone. . -i .1 ' I Fur there's no aowiiu uit vm uunureu inousanu people, of which every man is devoted to the! common cause ana perfectly familiar The kind of powder now fashionable with the use of arms. They would be in Paris don't suit the ladies. stimulated to frantio exertions if open A young husband, in Nashville, for hostilities should breakout, by the burning memory of the wrongs they and their the reason that he could not make enough fathers before the in have endured at the to support his young wife as luxuriously hands of the United States ; and though, as he wished, poisoned himself, and left of course, the Government of Washing- her without any support at all. ton can overwhelm and crush them if it d phy"Madam," said a pleases, that can an! be done by the adwomen were sician a to "if patient, employment of a large army and the would to their mitted Paradise, tongues perpetratio of massacres from which make a it purgatory." "And some phythe imagination revolt. For attacking sicians, if allowed to practice there," them in this spirit the American Government has ao adequate justification, and replied tho lady, "would soon make it a If a war of extermination is waged desert." against the Mormons simply to gratify n A case of alibi: doctor popular passions, the spectacle will be "The child's poisoned ma'am you've one of the most disgraoeful which niod-r- n been drugging it to death, that's all I civilisation could afford. The quar- Mamma (in society) "Bless the man, rel as it stands at present is misunder- how he talks! Why I haven't seen the stood in this country, because it is supchild for more than a week ! How could posed that the Americans are an!wed I drug it ?" a pure love of social morality in their ly efforts to overcome the people of Utah, to her "Mamma," said a little and in this way English people, to whom mother, "do you know howgirl I go to bed the social morality of their neighbors is quick?" "No," was the reply. "Well," a matter of tore importance than it is, said she, in glee, "1 step one foot great in their extreme developoment of reli- over the crib, then I say "rats" and gious toleration, to Americans as a rule, in." Jiave very often a lurking tendency to frighten myself right applaud the motives by which they fanThe night of tho steamboat explosion cy the American Government is now ac- at a guest at one of the hotels tuated. In truth, this quarrel between hadOswego, to be called at 5 o'clock requested the United States and the Mormons has in the and, on being aroused morning, nothing to do with polygamy. That is by the explosion, with a rattling of of use male as a merely pretext, and if windows and wash pitchers, he sprang a war should break out in Utah it will out of bed promptly, calling out to the be less responsible tor the bloodshed "That wlil do; porter: supposed than the Spanish candidature of Prince needn't make such a d d noise about you it." Leopold is responsible for tho siege of Paris. Truckee & Salt Lake LUMBER YARD, SALT LAKE CITY. cross-tempere- AGHEAT MEDICAL DISCOVERY LuiiibeK- BITTERS. VINEGAR . . PER THOUSAND. miiiXfliois Fencing Lumber ON CARS AT OGDEN, IW M. $25.00 per Sam. Williams, a colored gentleman who speaks Spanish fluently, indulged in a frightful destruction of drags yesterday in a bootless attempt to "shuffle off this mortal coil." In the first place, he swallowed a doae of arsenic large enough for six men, and then, prsbably wishing a rest, took four ounoes of chloroform. But Sam was tough tough as old Joe and. alter affording three Bagslock hours' practice to a pair of our city physicians, recovered consciousness, and complained of being sick at the stomach and having a severe headache. Sam. give as a reason for this attempt to take his precious life, that the man in whom he has had the most implicit confidence has "gone back on him;" that this man (who was his employer) owed hira some money, and refused to pay it; but Sam failed to tell us how three doses of "cold pisen" was going to accomplish the purpose of collecting a bad bill. We can see how such a proceeding would pay a debt, but not how it would collect one. Frobably the fellow was partially and if his very unhealthy experience yesterday will have the effect of curing him of his suicide mania it will be good for him. Omakit Ittrald. They take Tours in t rance now by bailoonj. Office UNION SQUARE, Close to the FIXra-3.- per sack. SO $1.10 per bushel. K 90c F0TAT0E8 50e. " BALEY,-L(- OATS, " " $5. per bushel. Arrt.ES,-- $l. BF.KF o foot, So. per lb. HA -$8. to $10. per ton, Salt Lake City. DRY GOODS. leaves. "Junction" Printug ONE LOT NORTH OF WHITE HOUSE. go; I.0 to $33.00 per thousand feet. " SHIN'OLES, $4.00 to 3;00 " " LATH, 5.00 to $7.50 riCKKTS,-$oi.- OO odor is Btrong, A CHEAP! CHEAPER!! CHEAPEST!!! Midical Properties ajid UsijBo- with peculiar tendency to the Urinary Or. ' j , ,. I nil J ,1U. A I ', EST M l v T Made of Poor Ram, HTiiskeTi Proof Spirits nil Reftino Liquor aoctorca, spicea ana sweet M " wrviiirv.rnT cned to please the tasto, called Tonics," Appetizers," " Restorers," &c, that lead tho tippler on to drunkenucss and rnln.but are a true Medicine, mado from the Katlve Boots and Ilerbs of California, frco frnii all Alcoholic. Ktlmulnntii. They are the GREAT IIl.OOD PI RlFIEIt and A LIFE GIVING PRIX CIPLEaperfectBcnovatorand Invitrorator of tho System, carrying off all poisonous matter and restoring tho blood to a hcalthycondition. No person can take these Bitters according to direction and remain long unwell. 100 will bo given for an Incnrahle caso.provlded the bones aro not destroyed by mineral poison or otner means, and tho vital organs wasted beyond tho point of repair. gans. They are given in complaints of the Urinary Organs, such as Gravel, Chron ic Catarrh of the Bladder, Morbid Irri tation of the Bladder and Urethra, Disease of the Prostrate Gland, anct Retention or Incontinence of Urine; from a loss of tone in the parts concerned in its evacuation. The remedy has also been recommended in Dyspepsia, For Inflammatory and Chronic Rhcnma-tisi- n Chronic Rheumatism, Cutaneous iind (Jout, J)ynprprla, or Indication, Hi!iniis.ReiniUentnnU Intermittent Fever and Dropsy. of the Blood, Liver, Kidney and Itlndilcr, theso Bitter have been most success-f;i- l. Such Disease are caused by Vitiated Helmhold's Extract Buchu is used' Affeo--tio- s Diiu-asc- The best quality White Pino Lumber J. WILLIAMS & CO. $25. per 1000 feet, At tho New Yard IN And at tho Yard, from $25. to $40. per 1000 feet. In Cash or its equivalent. Wheat, Oats, and Karley Wanted. LOIBEIl rLAXED OX 0'E SIDE, at Reasonable Itates. Apply to D. II. TEERY, at Z.C.M.Iiwt, or of the inau in the yard. LEVI WHEELER. 66-t- f GROUND TO LEASE. SEVERAL VERY North-won- OGDEN, ALL KINDS t I'nioH Square. Kor particulars pply to JAS. McGAW, Esq., at the Junction Office. tf is generally produced by derangement PiaeittiveOrBans. DYSPEPSIA OR IX DIGESTION, Scantling, Joists, Flooring1 Beams, Eafters, Fencing, Inch Lumber and Sheeting, FROM by persons from the age of 18 to 25, Head, ache, Tain In the Shoulders, Coughs, Tightness of the and from 35 to oo, or in the decline r Chest, Dizziness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, r.al tasto in the Month, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation change of life; after Confinement or of the Heart, Inflammation ot tho Lungs, Pain in the regions of the Kidneys, and a hundred other painful in children. Labor Pains; Bed-Wotticyniptoms, aro the offsprings of Dyspepsia. stimulate and the the stomach, T!cy Invigorate bowels, which render them of unequalled In affections peculiar t females, the cfacaey In cleansing the blood of all Impurities, and whole to the and life system. Extract Buchu is uncqualed by any ti-e- r vigor imparting new FOR SK IX DISEASES, Ernptlona,Tetter,8alts, Bolls.Car-bunclcr.'.iue:n, Blotches, Spots, Pimples, Pustules, remedy, as iu Chlorosis, or RetenScald Head.Sore Eyes, ErysipHumors tion, Irregularity, Painfulness or Suelas, Itch, Scurfs, Discoloration of the Skin, aad Diseases of the Skin, of whatever name or nature, In a aro literally dug up and carried out of the system ppression of customary evacuations, UU short time by the use of these Bitters. Ono bottle In such cases will convince the most Incredulous of their ccrated or Scliirrous slate of the uterus, curative effect. Leueorrhoea or Whites. Cleanse the Vitiated Blood whenever you find It s impurities bursting through the skin InPlmples.Erup-tlonor sores j cleanse It when you and It obstructed Diseases of the Bladder, Kidneyr tad sluggish In the veins j cleanse It when It Is foul, and your feelings will tell you when. Keep the blood Gravel and Dropsical Swellings. Thi pure and the health of the system will follow. PIN, TAPE and other WORMS, lurking In tho medicine increases the power of Digesystem of bo many thousands, are effectually destroyed aad removed. For full directions, read carefully and excites the absorbents into the circular around each bottle, printed in four lan- stion, guagesEnglish, German, French and Spanish. healthy action, by which the watery vr J. WALKER, Proprietor. R. H. McDONALD A CO., CsL Ban Francisco, and Gen. Agents, and all unnacalcareous Drngglsti $25 to $30 and LD S2 and 34 Commerce Street, New York. BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. Carpenter, Joiner, nntl Culinct Milker, HALF A BLOCK EAST OF THE "JUNCTION" OFFICE, OGDEN. All Orders personally and promptly attended to. Every Article manufactured by ns Is warranted to be made of the best material. DR. R. TIBBITS, nutlHurcon. I?liyHieinn MONUTT8 DRUG OFFICE AT WALKER A STORE, at- promptly FORMERLY T110MA3, OK CALL AT OYSTERS. TUB REVERE HOUSE has been given. 17-- tf (j OLD EN I'KOYYN CIGARS, PIGS FEET, etc. ty $j- - Call and sue hiin. CITY LICENSES. To all whom it may concern. IS HEREBY GIVEN, THAT engaged in Business in Ogden City, (fcr which the City Ordinances provide that a license must be obtained,) without first procuring a license are liable to be taken before any Alderman of said City, and be subjected NOTICE to a Fine LORIN FARR, Mayor. THOS. Ge. ODELL, City Recorder. Irritation of the of the Bladder, Finishing Lumber and Picketing, FROM $30 $35 to per Thousand. Is npldir supsrwdtog all other prapanooo Air praondaf tUaant, Smei tad rM(MM BOLLS, BISCUITS, 1MUD, otlur Criddlt CaiM. PerfttUf Pirn and AKbcfaat RilitihU, and stmn rsodf for immediatt m, Tbs CSK1P. JSSTtaUnf Powder in MM WORLD, aad it WILL XtEP Olf LAND OR SEA, in on MmaK, for lean. It la well adtptsd to um um of Bauttkttptrt, Mintn, MaHnert, Smlgrmtt, &, and U to fact, la mm ntpttt, llu BKST TSAST POWDSM Bad "or ! Kitchen, (ao Camp, lU CoUti." ui SOLD BY GROCERS DEALERS EVERYWHERE. Manufactured by DOOLEY & BROTHER, 69 NEW STREET, NEW-YOR- Neck Inflammation of the Kidneys, Ulceration of the Kidneys and Bladder, Retentiou of Urine, Disease! of the Prostate Gland, Stone in the Bladder, Calculus, Gravel, Brick-Du- Deposit, st Mucus or Milky Discharges, and for en- feebled and dedicate constitutions, off both sexes, attended with the following symptoms: Indisposition to exertion, Loss of Power, Loss of Memory, Difficul- Hills of all kinds sawed to order at a few day's notice. THE Weak Nerves, Tren ty of Breathing, bling, Horror of Disease, Wakefulness,. Tain in the Back,. Dimness of A'ision, Hot Hands, Flushing of the Body, Dry SALOON, MESH OYSTEKS, Extract Bucno las cured every case of Diabetes in which it THE South Street, Salt Lake City, where you will Dud JOE. SIMMON 8 or bis assistants and willing to serve yoa with ready well FIRST-CLAS- S "LATHER AND SHAVEM." THOMAS House and well known as an accomplished knight of tho tcizzora and blade, has opened luminiws on Main street, a little north ot N. Lavltt's. He asks for the patronage of his old friend and of all who want a dean shave in an easy chair, with a light hand and a keen razor. 14tf are reduced, as tural enlargements Helmbold's Flooring, i depositions, as pain or inflammation. per TlioT.sviicl. S. S. TUCKER, WIDEN, U. T. V Calls from tha Country tended to. OF Plank, BfTLDINO Corner of ELIOIRLE Latum on the Hlood .which of tlie WIIX FITIIMSII From Beur Lake Divide, near Mount Nubo, for Stile, at the Mill, OGDEN JUNCTION thl advantage: Ve will TAKE ALL KIXDS OF PAY, ness of the skin, Eruption on the Face, Pallid Countenance, Universal Lassitudet To FAIIMEKS and MERCHANTS of UTAH we offer of the muscular system, &o. JOBPUIATIAGOFFICIi At Market Kates: Kircru, Butter, Flour, or nthrr productions of the Farm. Also Stock ot any kind: Sheen, Cows, Work Cattle; Wagous, etc . Store Pay at cash rates, or oven CasU Itself no refused. We ure also prepared to firrnuh. Helmbold's Extract Buchc is Diurotio and blood purifying, and curea all Shingles CII IllFKIl Til IX EVER Helmbolds Extract Bccnu is a sot-cre- ign remedy for the evils resulting; facilities for turning out every from the use of Alkali water, which iaso description of widely distributed in the west, exposing: almost every person in this vast regiott. OFFERED BEFORE. On good seeurily wc will also give lime, on PART PAYMENT, for large dis- eases arising from habits of dissipation. Is supplied with the latest improved orders. to its baleful effects. job viusrmo Sold by all druggistsand dalcrswy-wher- $1.25 per bottle, or finest style. Ask Beware of couniwrfeits,. Price, for Helmbold's. Take no other. la the $6.50. for 6 bottles e. Describe Delivered to any address. symptoms in all communication The Office of the City Recorder is at the Office of the "Ogden Junction," Seventies' Hall, ioar lie U. C. R. R. Station. OJke Hours from 1 . m. IUI 3 p. m. SUNDRIES. I.rMnER-&2.- 00 Their chu leaves are gently stimulant, a jmy Imported. YARD, Jtr V Office, 18c bOESKlNS-U5to$- Bacha . l.etlcr mid Cheaper than By order of the City Council 13c. to 20c. per yard. imOWN 8I1KRT1NG9 BLEACHED 15c. to 21o, PRINTS, Bo. to 14c. TICKINGS, 23c. to 36c. to 26 jtw STRIPES, DENIMS 25c. to Sic. DELAINES !7c. to 24c. " All Wool 38c. to 60o. FLANNELS, 12 jt. to Tie. JEANS toe to 85c " Diosnia Crenata 5 taste bitterish, and analogous to mint. UTAH IP. PAllKIl UJlST, LUMBER TR0DUCE. WHEAT, -- Prope&tteb OGDEN. WHITE PINE Oqden Junction, Ogden City, Utah Territory, Oct 29, J 870. PRICE LIST. of the United Bute. 5 West Conner of ADDRESS, of WHOLESALE ARE From Dispensatory 5 f u LUMBER YARD. LUMBER g "f THEY? f Bear testimony to their ful Curative Effects. diffusive, and somewhat aromatie, their Salt Lake & Truckee 80-- tf ft!? LUMBER YARD, A'orlh Sash Doon, and loor, ISUmls made to order. . JJ Wonder- - BUCHU. AT THE COH3IKUCIAI. inison Himself. o ml Hundreds oi inousauus lis WHAT FOR THE SHINGLES, $4.50 Plain-spoke- A Mexican Xegro Tries to - Dr WALEEa'S CALIFORNIA o o nursing-bottle- - & CO'S COLUMN. WILLIAMS All communications to Office Taper noatness, punctuality and dMpatch, on reasonable terms. addressed to JOSHUA WILLIAMS Address & CO., Corner of Union Square, H. T. 894 HELMB0LD. Broadway, N. Y. North-We- st Close to the Handbills, Posters, and Cards of this Frinted at the with t "Justrnoit" Ptamso Omci, None are genuine- - unless BOOKBINDING OGDEN. P. O. Box 99. IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. done wrapper, with of my Chemical Warehouse, and fiia-sim- '1 steel-engrav- 79-- UP 1 y signl II. T. HELMUOLD. |