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Show i The Saet Lake Telegram. 4 n ie Evening Telegram. with which to prosecute a search through the libraries of the world to obtain evidence in of its contention that Bacon wrote the plays bearing the bard of Avon's name. It is a consummation devoutly to be wished that Baconians will either noon ceawe the their efforts to make their idol the greatest dramatic genius and poet of the ageH or else find something less preposterous than the 'Great Crypto gram" upon which to base their opinions. over-zealou- PUBLISHING CO., (Incorporated.) OCJee-1- 49 S. Wert Temple St. Salt Ixike City, TJUA. Telephone Calls Office 240; Editorial Rooms, E2S. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. ....... ...t7. w One year, by mall. In advance Fix months, by mail. In advance ....... 60 On month by mall. In advance .1 One week, by mall or carrier cents Elnjrle copy, everywhere Remit by P. O. money order, express money order, registered bank check or draft. In the name and to the adof the dress letter, SALT LAKE TELEGRAM PUBLISHING CO.. Bait Lake City. Utah. j Tele-sTra- F! Why Reformers Accomplish so LittleC 1 ' f .r.! I r :n-!h- -t V, up-to-dat- e - be-X- r. - nrd Sc. l u'.nr pr rjw tl 4 rz-nr- l! 'i for grounds, Vit h nd k faMm. nr. i.i.-i- oi r "i a.v yard. m." r WnUtsard. Itu!r r h. v-r- i'Mtn-- t.i.r.fur KrjrJjr tl-- xnty " " ara, is- v- x ' . v K . Vi.ii-- !'cv; a - '"iv ! f',' . - 1rg '' r & . . IRpnlPiFf I ........... y (. - , v''- urU 'i fr ....... . - w:; ml lvr!.ia f iTirr. ntj-- -- " " ,.. j S c n 1 ' ft .. i".' ;,fk - i" p.;l r- - E C!T5S&&, '';' f'f "! t ,,.,- n 5 C'N f- 't. .:. s'. . lrM " VV ......... ........ H -- W- ;. - ). ,' "3,"'" "THE CHAMELEON" The Telegram agrees with a morning contempo rary on the proposition that "John (. Cannon, era! commanding." is a costly investment for tin taxpayers. But is not ien. Cannon a paying inves-menfrom the operators' standpoint? And if the operators are phased, what right have the taxpayers to complain of the cost of this gp-awarrior's services? And, by the way, 5ov. Wells is responsi ble for the appointment of this "(teneral command ing." b-- 1 1 1 W jT V t fa 1 CHAPTER I.-Cor,tir- .urd. Vol ktW t? ...t !h!t kU.if about Ah v'j ?h- h'it 1j by 1st. i.r. y 1 frhr Koi,i, u 1. i : r.ir-- . !r'l '!r. v jl .tr . I .hr-!::- c 1. v. I'.. In .;t ! I . r.ivi: u." tli. ;! nt v. t. I f :i i th- - l ri . - . J: : !,,;!, .ir e; . . . J . ; drink i !! : '!. fc r n v "I 1 " 1.. r i f ' f , . J . . t f f : v . - . - . r . ".. . V i i- ! ! ; i r ft ; ill if ti nn-- n;r,.!"" t..: tt t.;:- i ). (in'" th in-:.-- With five theaters in full blast. Salt Lnkt It comes from London that the Baconian society amusement lovers have ample opportunity to spend 5s to again take up the work of attacking the name their money and be entertained. and fame of Shakespeare. This new campaign is John D. llockefeller. dr., exjwctj a large reported as planned to be one of greater effectiveness and force than anything ever conceived by the at his Bible class the Sunday before Christerratic though brilliant Ignatius Donnelly. mas, according to a press dispatch. Will he enact The society is now raising capital in London the role of Santa Clans? j j i!.in t tl,. It it 1 VALUABLE. believe jou think more of ttat do.T than you do of me. Sri e But he's worth so much more. T RECIPROCITY. ONE BETTER. CI - I man waikeil out Stublt That Ftranc with Dudley's umh'-flla- . 1'cnn Why, Iud!ey had his name on it. Stub! Yes, but the other fellow had hi hand on It. :, - n - . '(iifby, . Kvenir.g Star. critic ha? been good enough to 5ay Washington "He is a man of very broad ideas and an of artist I'm sot. that promise and" immense intellectual Krasp." I h do better after he hopes that a while answered Senator "h' "Yes? I suppose you consider him a is "Yes," one of those people who Sorghiim. can titrure tip some of and promise critic hopQ he'll do into the millions, but who can't appreciate better after a while." the Importance of umlns a dollar mark in front of the figures." ANATOMICAL ESTIMATE. THE ORIGIN OP A QUERY. WashinRton Kvenlnj? Star. Tlie gossips had long hinted Lbat Hich- - 'r. ". . - l. r It . 1 PREP0SITI0NS. I'ih k. Ci rby I Y,rr Carr ;.( r.d.n a dr. ,,r t'nip In hi Mifs ItydT- Ynu" o hrrr m lli f.,rnu ' not in It. b it und-1:. and with a tr...i:'.y Hut'-mohile- - vitnch. FIENDISH INGENUITT. Chicago Trib :,e. "Hrooki." nald Rlvorp. "lok lit that cano IpKard""n rnrrli." "Wh.it'ij peculiar abut It?" kel Urook. "it'r a deadly wpon- -t hat's all.' "Sword?" Wnrw than that." Ht'e." "Worne thun that." said River. In an agitated voice. "It's flute." .r..tll 'Ut I'.? "? ! ! 1.. ' I Ol.' 1 i ?'.;". ftf T! . . . j Th i; 1 ' it ii;h " 1 1 ,r ars .1 h !;' ;iiir.-,f niur, bujtr.. 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I"ff tt." i n r THE MISSING DETAIL. t -- S. L. R. R. Co. . 1?.. ' 1 1 trntt titii-- - ... r ti' t ; ',. k I i..i in r' tr uk tvlth. .1 ii.- . i ??". r. f H-..- I nrd tTJifd: l'a, bow r! U An.f?'' i Ne ws. - Life. "We arn now in the bodv of th theater," eaid the first gentleman, as he led ti"rvirc ltdvPi n;pr .rd th wlifh bb,utv Maw. f turtle.', n t ri Arr- !"ti l. r. t? it ",'t i, l t: t- :t ' j t, V t r t 5. P. L. A. ,' V r.'.i .n t ; ii, i; 5 " . i - ! 1 it I i v jr. . U t"iT r ft f,--- l .it :, J. t. v v. 1! i 11 f r ' ! . s H Irff !. l?-- : : v ti.. 1 o ,f lr. It :. v. i : . f...Ii. It ..: s. a ; ... n S - v - "Wh.it f""'i"t nf nmr.cy will vnu havf, Mrs. Munn?" sui.l the oashi-vhfii that lady presented a large check for ray- Sterilized," repliod Mrs. Mjnn. I:. ! . I n i' , . . ,L ( . - Those Baconians Are Again at Work. Life. t . I . T - - i 1 i 1 1, I S ? i . Excursions If - n 1 . !q - r !!o!:aay rr i ' ? - - .l , t t - j. 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That 1.100 error in favor of a contractor as against the city, which has reopened the Clawsou-Kelserow in the Board of Public Works, calls for an investigation by the Council. Once before the gag was applied when charges and counter charges were made against each other by members of this board. The new case sho.ild force an investigation. Let the responsibility for that 1.100 error be traced his frifnds Into the auditorium. "W "'J reI)assed throngii the cuticle, if member." ''Piie cuth'Ir ?' askrd th fri. ndr. "Yes. the. ticket ppecu ia tors in tti'' pavement." "l:ut how's that?" "Isn't the cuticle the outside .k!:i?' - ; I - SHE WAS PARTICULAR. 3:Y -- 1 By JAMES WEBER LINN t a strip of jokes to make your day merrier. n ... u t t h4 f k a '. "On- - .1 w.wi .f a In raur-r- . Wa'.i l?-lr.- n J- Husbands, forced to eat what furs nr.'! wrt.l to .. :t '.i juestion. sweeping. r r f";..! I ;i wives prepare, take to drink as an antidote, ';.rjr- r I.ut" tl li t First Because it is unsanitary and a menace to slovenly in.tif. i;h so to speak. ; r ' .; u; f tr,lr!trrvarvl ; T the public health. I'.i. httlv fT.li it I. .h ., n any ; Second Because it works a hardship on the A splendid opportunity for Christmas charity is ;t:v t it I.'.'. It ,:. r.'y - '.f.tti .. !. public. a t !s . .! i . irr. i. .: afforded by the case of Mrs. 'oster, the consumptive, V-Third Because it is idiotic and evidences bad .. . 1. t i r? ;f and her two little boys, who are now at the Chil) Ihn, on I of head ., of f e i the the the .irt Street .i t; part judgment Home and Aid dren's Finding association g Tuck. h'ch jr. n, tions. In no other place in America would such an abuse be tolerated. Street sweeping in every city in this country is done after midnight, and is regulated by ordinances. Here in Salt Lake this ;" work is carried out early in the evening, when the Z crowds on the streets are greatest. Aside from the utter idiocy of the policy of the T. local street department, there is another phase of the question which should receive the prompt at i: tention of the City Health Commissioner. Last r summer when the street sprinkling was stopped an epidemic of disease was predicted by medical ex perts if the sprinkling was not quickly resumed and the dust kept down. Now we see street sweepers dashing through crowds of persons and stirring up the filthiest dirt and dust in Salt Lake. If there is anything in the modern practice of applying preventive remedies to ward off disease, menace the health then any action which tends-t" of an individual or a community comes close to ing criminal. Mayor Thompson and Health Commissioner Stewart should lose no time in calling a halt to this Life. He ;, d d JUST ayM a t rt C.rt-- k e work-ingma- early-evenin- rrsr r. trr hl 1 m, "eye-openers- :;. I and Many Uh to tr.uk r ra tu Why t ot rrake nvj,rr. rreernt ff n dreut. kirt nr altprevent. fallrrn? Anilrtpatlr, the rrbbllltU of much a c?ft e have tnl!rt0 to jack tl.eji for prrr.Utlun. lUrc are a few 49 out-of-dat- tZ J? HESS GOODS GH11BST mas mm vr SOUKS s The great reason why reform and fusion movements accomplish so little may usually be found in the fact that the leaders fight each other with great er strenuousness than they show in battle with the common enemy. Communications te the Editorial should be addressed pertaining Telegram. to the Edlt$r of the Bait LakeDepartment Take the New York situation for instance, Rejected MSB. cannot be returned unless postage is sent tot such purpose. f the reform Communications relating1 to advertisements and business Jerome and Parkhurst are loader should be addressed to the General Manager, Bait Lake 19 S. West Temple St. movement, yet they are fighting each other with inGeneral Eastern Adv. Agent 8. C. BECK WITH. Tribune Bid.. New Tork City. tense bitterness. Gtneral Western Adv. Agent 1151 M. HORACE FORD. Marquette Building, Chicago. "I am dead against it," said Dr. Parkhurst, when asked what he thought of Mr. Jerome's excise measTO HAIL SUBSCRIBERS The date when your subscription expires is on the address label of each paper, the change of which to a subsequent date becomes a receipt for remit- ure for the opening of saloons Sunday from 1 p. in. tance. No other receipt is sent unless requested. until 11. "I am unalterably opposed to dealing with the Sunday opening qutsliun any such meaH- Kntered at the PoetofEce at Salt Lake City. Utah, as Matter. ure as that proposed. The adoption of such a meas ure would simply be pandering to all that is beastly TelegTam readers leaving the city for a and disorderly in man. No such compromise can week or more can. have their paper sent to their address regularly by mail, without addibe made with safety. In my opinion no State Legis tional cost, by making the request, in person or lature or city government would tolerate nuch a bill, by postal card, at t!i office, No. 149 South West nor would either body care to stand sponsor for it. Temple. Permitting saloons to keep their doors open and to THURSDAY EVENING, DEC. 17, 1903. sell liquor as it is sold on week days during so long a period on the Sabbath, and during the hours Abate This New Public Nuisance. is practically letting the saloonkeeper do Peter Condie, street supervisor, may be an ex- named, business all dav long." port on street cleaning and matters pertaining to his It is even said that Dr. Parkhurst has unnrr department, but the jmblic is beginning to be im- lock and key a long schedule, duly classified as to pressed with the idea that Mr. Condie is an date and position, of the nature, char expert or else is displaying some mighty poor acter and geographical number of "smiles," "schooners," "chas- judgment. said to have ers,' ''nightcaps" and During the Christmas holidays the business been in District Jerome. ttoruey indulged by streets of the city are crowded between 0 and 11 The variance of the ideas on excise held bv the o'clock. The banker, the business man, the is well known. come down town with their families to en- preacher and the District Attorney was said the purpose of the investigation was it and and beautifully-arrangejoy the brilliantly-illuminateto balance Mr. Jerome's manv excise measures with Christmas shop windows. a record of his own indulgence, so as to show While crowds of these big and little folks are in daily parallel columns Mr. Jerome's fitness to pass an eet sweepgazing into the windows Mr. Condie's or when, how ami in what man ers dash along through the throngs, tiouds of disea- impartial judgment ner strong drink should be consumed. se-laden, filthy dust sprinkling pretty dresses and 'Thus do the reform leaders play into the hands being breathed into the lungs of the hundreds who of the enemv. are on the streets to enjoy the Christmas prrpara- 43-- j " sujrt THE PEOPLE" 3 KBTWSPAPER Published Every Evening Except Sunday, by th SALT LAKE TELEGRAM iU, rurnsDAY Kvr.xiNn, m:ci;tnr.n it. 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