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Show The S act Lake Telegram V u The Evening Telegram. THE PEOPLE'S NEWSPAPER. FubUshed Every Evening Except Sunday by the be nwditl to dispense only the "elixir of life," instead of the thoUKand and odd decoction with tin-- , pronounceable numes that he now deals out to a Buffering public. The churches would be trnunttes-- and the pulpits preacherless, for with "life everhiKtinj; bottled up in a ixx ket. who could be, prevailed upon to consider a future life Of blin or punishment? Even the newspajMT man would In in jeopardy, for with every man an "oldest inhabitant," he would be an encyclo-l.'dla of information and would need no news dis (Incorporated.) Office 149 8. West Temple St., Salt Lake City, Utah. Telephone Calls Office 10; Editorial Rooms. 128. . aa-UJ- ss m, 43-- your.g man. rrwd, sand lr.tn I. lb buy, hunted, fwfjt anl nurtr-.few trtlrg, n't raring, Entered at the Postoffice at Salt Lake City, Utah, as Matter. 4 i SATURDAY EVENING, OCT. thou- (-- ! Sec-Jd-Cl- . . I r..r 1 "Educate the young men of Chicago to know that gambling means ruin, and that their employers are determined that they shall abstain from it. Let publie sentiment be aroused to its evil influence, and gambling will have received its deathblow." This was the opinion expressed bys Chief of Police O'Neill when asked for his views on gambling in Chicago. That gambling was Cae curse of young salaried men in Chicago clerks, salesmen, and street car employees the Chief admitted. - me-chanic- s . ir,K- - 'l , .e fw-r- ...in . ) t ml v . ? J r V5 M ION Am r ih-;- a WVSHIN'GTON -- $ c..ut-- l t r.-- I I tc--r . V f.lr j ;! - S?-.- rr. r t . n jfm 1r t. ak r ; the . j l.4 n. ioc Vex. . f .1 II ILL'S 11h bro:jcixial tablets t fT . rutf 1 2 e h.-- Tickling Cough I I i I f A j l:ir g. Jr. jfj v il .t t. r. Ht (ifn tf v nr4 c im11. that hi ti: f rt .lite I,- thte rf un t f ' thet'.a tlv kir'. f r;; h ou;l that If I- .- 44 r.t ln nt!J t in.Itf.msrt. !. ; n t!'.rf tf i m t 4 ( he ts rUiftX IV e ri..;l r . - t tl' tAt j "4l,. F. p.tvk l,ir tArrg uain - jj t thl'!tr "M.y !? h" .!. Sit- - fhctvel t i n th It h I jU COIU.EK. OVT. PCSTCmCE, ; Attn.t, nurti Mih. r Attfu'.r. M jj I i e her. hut J. hf--l- . n t i aid. 's.tr;-- . lh lloniir t fvt it. th ,i"--- , -- :iy ou f'tr. .NATIONAL EOK Or 1SE BtPtBUC ."" 1 J. Hill Dru Co. -- 1 liihr fr r.. r h-- - r- I i rt 5 1 ki'v. Tufs.t'Uo n ;u' "H if H h I 7 I i t-- cn;i 1t:e' ri-- r I 7J?1 I alxjiT. !s-- e I . 11 :. H h-s- J '. I , nl Iff u , h!,.-iJi- 1 C5 ; ) - !.-- ! . hi lit mr7m 1 I - i h WpMh!rut( Ml I i h-- ! N whf I n - n- to l'l ii!le He t.lp' llinif!, jiil t" ( ti "tt X,r fi'-hl t v ul tak" (.''It nl r.t4 to ht lart for lhm. n4 not s. lh m. II" uMisiil, " n tne it t! H afct i ;n f r ti e h" l rt lux t ; - f to httcr s ' W iftf. lot. n at 'f t to Ii- - e d Mr. it sr h'm tr trtin rUf r.trij ' h jr.a; l.r. tr -- of-fon- t t.n he return-- ! f Ar.! ). t vt'fjr tr tt a to t f t' j r !.r hitn. r4 nr.il k th-f- C M rrli' r 1 f h!:rrKe-.t- . t o 1jw- l l Itnpi . r ir'.-- "jr I!it r.l he 'ti rtottl)vfn 'i r Only One Way to Stop Gambling. r f - t- Kr-- S 1 um I . h: n:4 ri.f Mm. r 5r..nr. hr uiili i ir-uit- l r I w tn f Uoovt hrrt. h mra? , t tr fi o ; n trht irrty. IjafvJ; ar.)WAj. l'n I Dr. Littlefield's recent exjwriments and his i at of u life generator through a chemical compound of his own invention wre recently described in The Telegiam. The doctor has been challenged "Yen" Mm. l!artlo lit it itr'.or hc ill by many doctors and scientists. So positive is he tllIn him. p.n.t- - ,ut of town of the merits of his discovery in restoring or pro- the nUht t r v! 1. That morn-ln- r h -l a she had frr.m a longing life that he is going to demonstrate it fur r.ep.ijK-- frlet.d t.f hi. n.r,uii.lr. a from IIarI. Uvt t letter ther, he sujd, by bottling up his elixir of life and of jt.M,rfce wo dcsSirnel to krji em fering it to any who may desire to test it. li lfortutw of llownnl. It n..irt lot-t. h !..! felt rurr. toon Disease of any kind, he says, is simply a s of vi rtffriv as she lewd It, Why? Y". !; aj noutt tality in certain functions or tissues, and the restora t'H him all: ltfflUfr It f fntlr. J a p;ir ai if tt.mir.j; Howard. tion to their normal state of the affected organs or ofhl--n,ony. I rout she l rtrl te:ie-- fui ilnnar tissues is all that is necessarv to eradicate disease. have s nt. Her iru"r.!. she n llrMar! So, when he finds disease he conclude u loss of vi irone at oj.re ah:r f hhe u ihnt HnnrA ajartmrl. ihi-h use" f is r nut iIvh of his and the hat iK a'i compound by mn!h. tality existing, he alw cys e ;i!! th re f .t ma !. He h goes after vitality. Common salt, pure water. HO per cent alcohol ami the aqua ammonia are the chemicals that enter it DAILY ANIMAL compound, which Dr. Littletield asserts generate STORY FOR THE germs of life or trilobites. and by the use of the WEE SALT LAKER powder from this compound, he asserts, he has restored life to jtersons declared dead from drowning ami from chloroform narcosis. He is now buttling TIIE XINO OF BEASTS' MISTAKE. up his tluid to prove on various jwtsons and condi- tions of life that his compound will do is he delares ! Tie j ,i t. i t i the ni. if. 'that I'm rf kl',r it will. "Afi.l M rt t 'i,!r)., if .1 . r..,t , The r'y ..! ifr. tf ar j t Thus far it is not recorded that anvbodv has :; )'iir.-;- a a Lin !l to try the doctor's experiment, notwithstand- lion.'Wh.it ,.k..1 hv ior'ly . i tn "Well, nr! . r .r,,.u ing his offer and claims, and the layman as well as r t'.k" a kii k. ' (. f ,. I.'. the scientist is entitled to a reasonable doubt. Why shouldn't the doctor practice on himself and die just for the sake of establishing his claims for his wonderful elixir? h-.- of 1 im hn t:nsr iir.j;. M. t'Urt. ftT th fir. -- un 51-- vi In-rt- tr-r- . b li g only c.f hrf h ou!J h though monwnt on or.- may have n.urr i of Iho iiv;i(r l.'.rtuir. :t )cut,e . r !" man. lth exuttinj: Kuar !u. a younc woman h.- wr atid ri!l with tat ttl hl ly iurrowful. tell m what miVr "Will .y ur. h tf m to V,r ki. l5tr n4 !r-jt- h4 H. U ntr.ut them. th fr-t- 190.1. 24. It r Telegram readers leaving1 tb.9 city for a week or more can liave their paper sent to their address regularly by mall, without addl-1- 2 tlonal iost, by making the request, in person or hy postal card, at tha office, I7o. 149 South "West Sample. j ;h rtc-Hc- SUl!SCr.lBER3 The date when your subscription expires is on the address label of each paper, the chanir of which to a subseciuent date becomes a receipt for remittance. No other receipt is sent unless' requested. i Hr hrta t y!lrlr mUrul!.n the h4 bn ur!r..r. if n ,rr f.-- TO-MAI- v Th HrJ 49 V-- m A Co i',rtthl I'urc that. tejtion. th. m ns-serti- Communications pertaining to tha Editorial Department be addressed to the Editor of the Salt Lake Telegram. Injected MSS. cannot be returned unless postage Is ent for etJth purpose. Communications relMtr.gr to advertisements and business should be addreiBorl to th General Manager, Salt Lake Tele-Er14D S. West Temple St. General Eastern Adv. Agent C. BECKWITH. Tribune Bid.. New Tork City.. Western Adv. Agr.- t.Goeral r HORACE ii. FORD, Marquetto Building, Chlcaro. Mcnur. rM.a y CHAPTER XVII. Continued. tist's alleged discovery prove effective. ROjnuld :. Copyright. seminator. The list illicit be extended to all walks ami occupations of man, so closely interwoven is the fabric of civilized humanity, but these are sutllcient to show, the, trend of affairs should this lloe ier scien- ? 2-- - BY EDWARD W. 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BANK Chief (VXeill's opinion is a highly moral one. in f.i.i it f!T rut. ea tv 4 Jk'.J tun i i:. h.. fact a sermon such as one might expect from a min- A Sign of I t j!.f !. i. Helen to Gould. Love tr. t'V 4 Insanity ,t.--jrt T C'4'. r I At.-!" ister, never from the Chief of th" Police department As Chris Hawthorne so aptly puts it. Helen " I, r v-tk of a big city. V. Ciould is a loadstone for disordered affections. V',! V.1 tVf'l .. ........I )f ,1 !.!! tr-kiftiiitm. i: n aiTJ l .ii it. .it i. t Trr O'Neill clearly shows that he doesn't Intend to "t a week of sad without its tale -Hardly paretic passts C'tvtli ft 'T 1T Vn. CitH'ttU make an effort to slop gambling in Chicago. When m "!!o Amerbest of beloved "the ' l .iU 5u ' .No i: h ! . ar J If l OLAHK, Ai a Police Chief begins to moralize on arous'ng public vagaries centering ujou ' s ican women." Why she should be so aftlicted is tu ly, :i;. l w..k : t.r'j, sentiment against gambling, the sporting gentry hard to tell, for no more modest and retiring iorson ' A. P'frr fmful. "Ho at! h'!v understand that lip and they make use of it. io I t S ' has ever walked the byways. ti.. rvr.t! iii? 3i, eri v 7 ' ' There is only one way to stop public gambling. r f I. j ft "V r. ' Yet another man sought her I . t h .i ) try Ij f" An honest Chief will raid night after night every with theagain yesterday & i If' ." ivl ' of his He heart feet. at hrr purpose laying I I "1 ,.Af-"- i he house tinds arrest and that that pro.il open, gambling ytt" was a handsome chap of .'10, well dressed and with " 'V,-- t j prietors and players. Then if the courts do their all the k in,v i'o of gentle breeding. Yet the jorro.rt Pull din ft JltJt Iaju Cily. ..j i.hi, t ?,e. duty ii is an 'asy matter to permanently eloo the lice intoajqwarance . . whose hands he finally fell. tapjH-t- their! gambling joints. foreheads to describe the case. He is only one of a r .;: An I.nt it w !,.--. o sr, lint it only requires a word of command from a host who have been locked ' .. a ' IV j a! WALKER BROi, Bankers, up within a year. '" close and seal Chief of Police who means business i !( t. g It would be a problem for a psychologist to dei h r crrr. :i.n i i.:t thorn"" the doors of every gambling joint in a ciry. alt ' No I I ; 'X I tt 'i men with disordered brain always seel; termine why Went Out to Show Hiralf Oaf. TI.- - n I There is no need for mousing public sentiment out Miss t ...l J,. iitVl,n fI t It may be that in all their reading UTA1'1J!U: JMk dould. .. t .ii f t'.in ,' as this Chicago Chief savs. It is on It necessarv for There-.; ul t i thtr i ..; H! in hit l'Ti have seen nothing but good things about her ir t .,t ic!.t - i r I. t o a Police Chief to enforce the laws vigorously and they th.r ki.1 f c i Itf and have come to regard her as an angel. At any 1. i k. r!'ithi Tsv f. t s to Up r !ft lor.'rM fearlesslv. If this is done gambling mav be given rate this is a common r !M H' .ili I! t;. note in their ravings. :r, :r tr. r e .id I a I : r rn:. its deathblow in any city on the globe. The gamt The sanest and most matter-of-fac- t an .3n" men in tho " a" J,,, ' t Hello. Io!" r!"-tr. Hlij-olteeret National Bank - i bling laws of the average city are strong enough. world the nhr nir.m tiHf. til a touch of the fellow have .. i . I th-newspaper I t!. nr t lir ni rm tit thk'rjr rf The only trouble is they are not properly enforced. same devo.ion. A certain etati: vtvotxTonr r nr"Why. vstrrj . n; ,il : r rj.- !."" n .i - .re !.! . K.fiiifc trr r.l ""Tern in nh Park row. Or'in I .on. M t nevspajer J rr.r ., Chief O'Neill, however, very aptly argues: "You New t.ikr in thut uf ,.;'. Mr i l'.o,-litir ii: . ink ail .,sh,i York, which sports a monochrome nimbus, has Bliil Jojiif. V. ttr i.Mmh .:rht. Tlt-Ircan't stop people from playing in their own homes. a tl,-t at J.. k. !o !'" Iff a of frrt ff iii tr. it,.' standing oiler .."(! for good snap shot of Helen h.'!(. klrff r.i!r l . J i You can't stop people fnun betting. It is natural t.vri (ral'.l.ilf y"4." t At. f'i and. although it was hung up t.iroe jears Jin) win M"t f,i? j fti r t';.i n .ti M f i for man to gambh the excitement ami fascination (lould,the most ;r 'il y"ir ",f u u ... !!,...th- - wr.; !! e t:..n hardened cameniniac has not at' rri fo nior' thn .i e n. ',' r. I ;rr ""Y",; u I." is dillicult to overcome. Players are inspired by the ago, r.or r r... joirr i,r!t).t r6 ly ti4i. it to it down. pull tempted n'.i-i- ' ii i i'ak." hope that they can add to small incomes ean have C2I AFTER XVXXX. Si tf' Ia n m! hro' at r.l l . mhf I; Here is loyalty to an ideal that rises above duly. nvr art. ! r tcC. f'n.:i r,i luxuries denied by slender purses. Extravagant Could if in; Cirttu in, anything prettier be conceived? Who has hlni mi1! h.i-n t :j V rU .: k! i. t i t . lot lastes Hie habit of living beyond one's means, uni- even seen U Brutv,. j J,.. .;!,.. a snapshot of Helen dould? Bnrcflona V.'ai Datk. t y i m a t t f. !. . I, .t j j o h versal in Chicago, it seems to me all swell ihe co- - t. it,", j 3 U. w.fr.p At a New York funeral once a soulless sunsjot t i J IVt ;. n I? a rt t. at o i 1:: !ir I .!...' j Vt ranks of the dinner pail gamblers. That gambling tor leveled !he camera at A. J". ! .rhf. Ljr. !. l ; pi jjirr t l! I ir;'! H- fea' her ere her, b! but, U'hl, cO it ihi t f en inriH.i of darn-Minrmlt !art is responsible for much crime, all must admit. M'MMMnMHMMlliBBiiMHHMMH . s. ' frk'rP.an-- Il'iir. ) ... tures danced on the lens someone hurled him off his tht :i,ln'l t., j, i..it :. . .'ta i . i f'X th eimtcr and liquor are busy day and night filling the piru: h.,j balance. This is the historical case of the first and nunil'.r f ;! r mil hate :.; jails. vl. !!V1rf0RNirK ff CO !. t! This is true with regard to homo gambling, but only attempt. it f'lrh ViV.f tin'li. th'ur jl . is a all. of not sure After t ui j J. !.'r. that sign la insanity lo be in .Jv,tr for public gambling vigorous enforcement of Un. , . r ; . ,$ t ot .!. love with Helen dould. - j ftt- t t' In ffr I' ... Tt law is the one great solution. n.ut TRUE POEMS WHICH UAKU CITY. t ft - tn . ax I l.-r- J I - !- - - " r.r r.- ? , j - ih-i- ! " ,t - ir" 1 I rf5 e - : r', T 1 ;) " . I I jii;m 1 t-- 1 - R. G. DUN k- I j I CO., ! - I - ih-v- S l ! h- i I i : 1 - 1 s 1 . f ukr 5 - f r,-- - - I . ( w-'H- t - . ! ( f' 1 1 1 . 1 1 - - ". I ; l r H-j- I : 1 r t--- - l - -- r I-i- - 1t - 5 Ctr 1 . , it 'k'.-.- vi ln - !!- - ,. r4stt Tn'r c.-- tt 1 l.ll. irl. : .M.-S- n-r-r- "W-l- I -i . f.-.- Y- ! -- . h- : ! l r.9 '- . ! - 1 . i - J ! I'. - g 1 .". , a-- TV' H grave-digger- Wl.. n Tl'tit ,'5 of " ft i ,i v I That G Shall t.' - .no r w l r"5 " If I t' r it , . ! . rt hi!-- . r t ' ' ' '$ ,T vj WHY HE FLED. LIVE STOCK. I i V. J,-- n I Pnt Shuro, look loik- mahegany undoriiatho. hec-- Gug?r"-nh?inir,r's- tabir-- top, but they're or.ly plno Mike How do ye know? Pat Shiire. mar.r.y'? tho noiht Oi've lid on me back benathe thlm. - n Chicago Tribiine. that Kansas "lfllo. Gmivlus! TInw rai.eh of jo.irs turnti-.tout?" th-re.tlm,itf-- it ttiTril 'it "My aRt-la-- t a million more y ar thu.j ever b' f jre." 1 r s HIS OFFER, BECOMING CONTAGIOUS. Chicago Tribune. for the sudden "How do you account grafting- in all departments epidemic of of public service?" asked thenorreporter. recent," "Grafting- is neither sudden the practical politician.Is "Hunting relied tho latest out and exposing grafters fad that's all." "The pay U tl a month and hoard." said pessimistic old I'armer Hentover, the work, who had a pronounced applicant drawl in his speech and an hitrn In his "And unpromising ofTer of a prwmt of a I've jrU u staudin' cold-rier- e to any hired man who kills himself by workin' too hard." fr ten-doll- ar he n f (Hid wa teh'-amlti- ul l is his nvM , brtniatit oratl n. . t hull rt-r hi. vi If'-st-aX and Now. Won't- you J'.rJhok?" S.idd''i:l v r ni"nlwrlr.K an r r.trAtnwnx frt'-i!"V n town. ti" hui-- vCh ftar upon his face. -: !d R. ')I - ' i- - .- . 'h- ith v ? t . ,t h;pr S fr nam' t!m after Iat 01 : .t--- . ! hro t?-.- - I r : ' n i t ' . .n?i w !' h ti r.i-- J . ' , . l roaO'tin-.- rf roe to!,p. r . f..r , aj ef 1 rfM. Itfarh forth r' ft ;r r: a rr a t . . -- f 'j a f "S t- .. l a .' th" :.... iff'n ! eJ.v th- ! . x . f iph . S! t tr t it, . ' f . tf a "".'' t. Jf l.f I : V thf t;-- i:-if- n a.i irfi'f tOr.Unf1 h f mf-- t t'.nr tr! t ft ii.iirtwltr.a. tn . n ih -- fff e: i f . . a. 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Trin ! . zvrixo, ftrtwt Ctr Pui I.a all 11 .. c.-- w ;e ... t, I itK - T thf !.' i- -i Ctt trijf Th'i".i.h I I 1 a - at ,&r. tj ti. fr e J k. c. jnfWxX.;.,s'. tt.M r7.:5''. n,r .... "'.""I Iri i - -- t,";v'i t :., i:, f n tt i . j s r; I 5t Jr . ie i li.- f'lttra!. i . .c.f l ?!. f' r f J -t. ih'Mr--e- v k CULLEN HOTEL t'-- - I? rn- - a- ii - - h ' .f f. ;l f t V'-- f i',r 'ir- H.- '- ! a ti J.it-- 'i . t s.fT.l u jtb m-.j- ,;! n w . i . ii..t,ul II- i !! . ; t'-i- v .! i a tr "t . ;i. jfilu ai hnl art fi v frm fr FTTiiKi ct.int)nn. f.i tws CJ Itfm." Cs (i1 y 0 ? i V a o t 5 I ',.!, tf t.;f rf "..1. . i 4t h f rf . a S fct ie I .f' : i !" '"l! !.,, : i:-,;- JU I if v - tt'.- I. f jr t. S.JiT-sfi- f v a . ; rf ; t. ' t". r, 1 ', ; i; it 1 1 " r " .'U tf, t i. c r, , (. ' ; - :- Jj!'.Jir.'t f ' . f ' J jeur tot ! t f- ii - .:iv . thm li in t It mfam! " "l ' rk4 It f i , r j.4 .ur itin m- - t . ? And In tl." l.f - a. Atlanta Conctltutlon. "But how ran you fell thl Ur.d t.ild th Investor, "whin you nay chap." there's a (rold mine on It?" th iKnt. f a "My dear n!r." Kull mtn way we have down here each with poet purchase every YVedce-da- y and Friday.' i - f.- BARGAIN DAY. ruck. pt-alon- in moM licni" m. "Vr,," . ' : dark: i jJitlt'O. ' ' . f '!, 'i'l t.t A. . ! fr AN OBSERVER. f i . ;i ; . t? I '., . i i ! f"i'. t ! A '.j I v "N tl-.A- ? n. i;' i i :i f'trlr;f I.J n f l- r, ,i r.t . f tj;M - j r 'f It , :; t.-- . s 1 - tr 1 f f;.n h t... ' f y 'i .r m ftoi.iin, . " ? if. V(v - i 'i? I i - It-- ' f,,' . a . nt j ; - v fr ini'. I- j.. nr r r,.-- o!H- - t x. t t i ' e. ' h i CHEER UP I !r'-r!'-- th- til J.' l ! Jioii'l i HERE'S WHERE THE LAUGH COMES IN a". (sTf tin ifirt'i ?i fir tf' F am th'-- r 1; devil-tamin- ? ! if v.,. to . r,t r,f sor;c LOVE'S - Howie gave the newspapers of New York thirty six hours t reform. Some of tl.eni "reform" that manv times a da v. tl . t- :'. I'.MMn -- i I feaities. Mary Macbane has found the journalistic devil in henver a tritle too strenuous even for her yearning son! and has hied herself back to Butte, where is more to her liking. - aj:ar 'f bnl!f ntt ?! f ar, th g YOU SHOULD KNOW It w;is a foregone conclusion that John Henry's l.illy .lames would b" a bolter if he could not have things his own way in the Republican convention. Hillv's atliliations political arc not paramount in hU Indiana doctor succeeds in establishing his claim thai life may be prolonged and even restored by a simple elixir which a man mav earrv around in hh- vest pocket, what a shaking op of the order of tilings there will be. Undertakers and life insurance agents would have to go out of business, for nobody would die. there would be no need of eofiins, and who would care to pay somebody to insure his life when bv a drop or two of the "real stuff" he could cheat the Then the doctor's occupation, like Othello's, would be gone, and the apothecary, would l;t;y Bankers, a.ut L, . ti-,- AYhen iiiat Ir.. ' " tt-f- If Everybody Should Live Forever. '. iJf c-r'- if-- . " i,Ck t , . |