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Show Perfect Match Eaea safety match in your little book Will strike up sore and hot. And the only match that will spatter oat Is the last one you hve got. Ellen Schmffer Conford QUIPS AND QUOTES .. - r v. tainly wouldn't want to do anything to aggravate your trouble." D. 0. Flynn If eS S 1 "It requires a lot of sleep for a girl to remain youthful and beautiful," said the slightly aging divorcee to her bored date. "In that case," he replied, "I'd better rush you home now. I cer- Did you hear about the pretty nudist who wouldn't go out in the sunshine until her wedding day? She wanted to be married in white. Lucille J. Goodyear An eskimo took a holiday in San Francisco. When "he got back, he started putting in some improvements in his igloo He took a length of pipe and ran it up through the roof of his ice house. "What's that?" asked his wife. "A trick I learned in the big city," he replied. "When you want more heat, you just bang on this pipe " Al Roberts Motivation Nothing stirs talents And sets them more quickly in motion Than news that my husband's boss's wife Entertains a visiting notion. Frma Lea Chilly The telephone rang long and insistently at 3:30 ajn. in a doctor's home, and the tired physician, who hadn't gone to bed until 1 a.m., finally rolled out of bed and answered it "Yes," he croaked into the mouthpiece. A loud voice at the other end of the line crackled: "Doc, sorry to bother you at this hour of the night, but I've got a real bad case, of insomnia."' There was a long pause from the doctor, but he finally sighed : "Well, what are you trying to do start Dan Bennett an epidemic?" This New Pocket Oxygen Inhaler is I bought a wife's kit, complete with instructions. Step No. 1 reads, "Get your husband to do it." Marge Bernsen When a little boy brought a stray dog into the house, his mother told him that he couldn't keep a dog that was wearing a collar. "But I am wearing a collar," said the child, "and you're keepBob Brown ing me." Alimony is the fee a woman charges for Den Hebding name-droppin- mj housewifely g. Something Most People Should Carry This new pocket oxygen inhaler is something most people should cany. Helpful in emergencies. The greatest thing yet for a hangover, its other uses are many. Completely safe, (no mask or prescription needed) , it gives relief from the symptoms of asthma, croup, headache, exhaustion, motion sickness, etc. Every household, and every traveler should have at least one oxygen inhaler. Each cartridge has over 3 quarts of HJ3.P. oxygen! Inhaler and 1 cartridge, $5.95, 3 refills, $2.95. MAIL r NO 10-DA- Y RISK COUPON TODAY GreenLancJ Sradios Send items listed below. I understand, if I'm not completely satisfied, I may return item witiun iu days tor a prompt and complete refund, enclosed or m.o. tor 8302 Pocket Oxygen NAME ADDRESS. CITY SAVE $1. Rush 2 Inhalers $5.95 .8303 Refills .STATE. Pocket Oxygen Inhalers for just and keep one in my home. $195 "I know you are a recording .ZIP. $10.90. 1 want to carry but you are the recording one Is Family Weekly, December 7, 1969 I love.' |