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Show CI sen Sweep My wife quite oft makes sweeping statements. At such, she's very able. One sweeping statement's "Lift your feet," Another, "Move that table." Her sweeping statements I don't mind. They give no cause for gloom. There's only one I hate to hear. Which is, "Here, take this broom." JUUUUUUUU Richard Armour QUIPS AND QUOTES Although Harold's girl friend Nancy was a dainty bit of femininity, her mother was the strong-willedomineering type, who made it very clear that she did not approve of Harold. "The trouble is," Nancy confided to him, "that Mother thinks you're ah, er effeminate." With rebuffed feelings, Harold pondered this news for a moment. "Well," he said finally, "compared with her, I probably am '." A. T. Quigg "you must be an unusually fine woman to have such well-behav- ed sons." d, Then there was a prominent actress who recently applied to the Beverly Hills post office for an unlisted zip code number. William Lodge Did you hear about the young man who was so used to going to drive-i- n movies that he drove his ear through the lobby of a theBob Brown ater? Two elderly women became quainted on the visitors' bus Dorothea Kent acgo- ing to the state penitentiary. One said, "I'm going to celebrate Saturday. My two sons are coming home then." "I thought," said the other, "that they each got 10 years for that robbery." "They did. But they got three years off for good behavior." "Oh," said the first woman, The worried mother, hearing that her daughter had gone tc a school dance while she, the mother, was away, asked her neighbor, "Was she in a new gown?" 'Tes at least some of her was." Lucille S. Harper grade-schoThe modern-da- y boy was in love for the first time and confessed shyly, "When we grow up, I want you to be my first wife!" Dorothy B. Bennett ol 7 jr ' Dear Lord, forgive my small complaint, But if I had my druthers, Vd help those who help themselves If You'd help all the others F. O. Walsh fatal-1 t 79c that and and to $2.00 . . . and 18 THE IS TIE CITY STORES in New York operating on this basis have collared t! Every SUCCESSFUL store and i i after 22 successful years prices appeal to every man represent real quality value. TIE CITY'S huge purchasing power, direct importing of fabrics and exclusive designing make these low prices possible. tie market Vj i TIE CITY OFFERS PRICES of only 100 Lei's at Least Take Turns , C are now ready to open stores coast to coast profitable 1 YOU JUST NEED THE AMBITION and foresight to be your own box and be willing to get your share of this $500,000,000 tie business. When you qualify, you may tie in on an investment of as little as $40,000 for an area Distributorship or $16,750 for an Individual store. PROFITS returning at once. Only good character, a will to succeed, and qualified ences are required. stores BIG PROFITS ARE WAITI NaV-S'- for both the store owner ai the area Distributor. Yito?don't have to know the '... our ex tail business evaluate your location a train you in our PR0V SUCCESS methods that pey you almost ence. instant ex SrvS tie city gcos national i TIE CITY Corporation 2455 East Snrist BM, fait UUtrUk, Fla. 33304 Gentlemen: I know I can meet your requirements to character and : finance!. I would like all the detain on your program INDIVIDUAL DISTRIBUTOR n NAME nooeiss I STATt CITY mm X SUBSIDIARY "Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you hate finished your homework.'' Fa mily Yeekly, Sovember 30, 1969 nr OF SPECTRUM. I TO.. A PUMICIV 0WNC0 CO. |