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Show 9 Coffe a Go-G- o I've called you three times, my hero, So here by your bed I stand With a cup of fragrant coffee ' Clutched in my wifely hand. QUIPS f Catch the heady aroma That comes from the steaming cup? Now watch me close: I stir it AND QUOTES I sip and I drink up. It's really delicious coffee, And I'm brutal, I admit it. But if you want some get out of bed And rnmp and cil it! Georgie Slarbuck Galbraith City of Life 1SST ROCHESTERrnNNTT visit, tldoTrtrtdtaytnere; Thousands of Some of those South American countries change governments so fast we don't know jvhoto give the jngnejLto Anna Herbert The theatrical agent was interviewing a man with a talented monkey. "He can dance, sing, and impersonate Humphrey Bogart," said the monkey's owner proudly. "If heVsersmart," said the agent, "why is he on a leash?" "The deadbjatjwesme 120,1 That's why!" the owner exclaimed. John Shotivell 1 One thing about those tele- -, vision shows for children they all have the same message: get money from Daddy! a ' Jean Farris An antique is a piece of furniture that has somehow survived rust, rot, and children. rHal Chadwfck trying to talk husband out of some money for a new Wardrobe. "You know, dear," she said, "I dreamed you gave me $100 for some new clothes. Surely ' you wouldn't want to spoil such a dream, would you?" "Of. course not- ,- darling," answered jthe husbandYou-ma- y keep the $100." Herm Albright A wife was her - The auto dealer couldn't understand why the transmission of a new car Tie had Just sold was in need of repair almost every week. Finally he asked the owner if he had any idea what was causing the. trouble. "I can't understand it," the man said. '.'When I'm waiting at a red light next to a sports car, I always like to race it. I slip the gear into 'L' for "Let's go' and then into 'D' for 'Drag.' So far, so good." But then I slip the shift into 'R' w.holeworkscomes-apart.- " James Shurluck - forJIeajndthe , Today's parents don'tthink of a wedding as losing a daughter. They think of it as getting roll records. rid of all those rock V " A. H. Astor . : Solidly Behind For parents, there ould be " T rless grief If they subscribed to this belief: Stern discipline works best applied Stern-sid- e. r . Ruth Chadwick people-dp-beca- use Rochester is the home of the Mayos, the Plummers, the Judds, the Kirk-lin- s alid of hope. Z It Jhas beauty of surrounding hill' x and dale and wooded slope, of dinner in the Pinnacle Room .with Minne- sota laid out like a twinkling blan- ket, of a'quiet moment in a chapel on the fifth floor of St Mary's Hospital. v And it has modern industry and elegant homes and fine "shops, the best in entertainment "and restau- rants and an air of elan unusual in a town its sira,- And all this because it is a meeea for medical science. The day my brother-in-labegan hisf ellow8hip thererheXay S7 stomachs. He was told it was a "slow day" at the Clinic. George says he learned more there in his three years than in four years of college, four of medical school, a year of internship, and two . years as an Air Force medical officer. He Indian princes and movie stars, Nobel prize winners and " financiers. But there, too, came the tired, the poor, the sick and tempest-tosse- d to find sanctuary and, if not surcease, some consolation in knowing the ultimate answer as man knows it now. Through the years the Mayo Clinic has returned to me four members of : my -family who might have died. Through those years I have learned my way around its streets and its subterranean labyrinths and never loved RochesterjmtUJJeftjt behind in triumph. 7 Yet I know its kindness, its skill, its strength, and its faith better than most. To me there is nowhere else in the world where the drama of its operating theaters can so often produce a happy ending. There is no statue to welcome the lonely traveler to its compassion, but there in that small place in the Bowl of the Minnesota prairies I've felt the hand of God touch man's. w ed - . - |