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Show Elizabeth Anecdotes Some people collect pewter or caps pop bottles. I collect Elizabeth Ann stories. Elizabeth Ann is both pretty and pretty unbelievable, but all the stories about her are true. She runs to work every morning because once she didn't and was late. Now she gets there early. It has become such a habit that she also runs to lunch. It's something to see Elizabeth Ann sail past, elbows akimbo, feet at a gallop, veil whipping in the wind. One night Elizabeth Ann baked a cake and called a neighbor at two o'clock' for extra eggs. One Sunday she entertained guests for dinner. Helplessly they watched her put the chicken in the refrigerator to bake. Elizabeth Ann's boss purports to understand a her, but he has had his problems. One day she bought some new hand lotion when she ran to lunch. She liked the scent so well that she ran to his office to tell him. When she saw he had an executive there for a conference, she ' stopped short in the doorway. "What is it, Elizabeth Ann?1: asked her boss. "Ill come back later," she offered. -No, that's all right," he said. "Tell me." "I just wanted to let you smell' my hands," said Elizabeth Ann. When her office inaugurated a new pension plan, Elizabeth Ann marched in to give her vital statistics. "Age?" asked the interviewer. "Fifty-sevensaid Elizibeth Ann. The interviewer was stunned. "I can scarcely believe it," he said. "If youll out-of-tow- n . forgive me for saying so, you're certainly well, preserved ,'Thank you," said Elizabeth Ann. It never occurred to her until two hours later that she was "only 86. The day Elizabeth Ann decided to bake bread, drive. Naturally her family decided on a and took went the bread with Elizabeth Ann along finished her because it hadn't rising. It was a hot her father had to tome so everybody except day, home on the bus. He drove the car home surrounded by a sea of dough. 100-mi- le A tm latar RliTfthafh Ann eft hi nffir and returned in great pain. "I shut my head in the car door," she said. ," WaVMBXHUBWB You and your sidewalks never had it so soft. I I Puppies' I Look for our puppie in the shoe. !) smooth leather in Here's "Mark" In the new glove-sof- t, Sage. Also available In Breathin' Brushed Pigskin. ' - New cooMooWng, -- cool-weari- ng .... - "Riki"sllp-o- n Wotoitas HUSH PUPPIES World WWa, Rockford, CASUALS MkMgan-.malM-ft . I in Breathin' Brushed Pigskin. Linden Green Is shown. Many ttyfe and dm Irwa toddW alts t to woman'a CIMS. X. SSt 0 Make the fairways softer too, with Hush Puppies golf shoes. "Blarney" shown in Sage BrushAspen. - r now comes In new smooth Classic. "Fritjrle" leather as well as Breathin' Brushed Pigskin.. tie-sty- le Handsome and comfortable. That s "Shane," shown In Mesquite Breathin' Brushed Pigskin. ' Boys' "Royal" loafer in Buffalo smooth leather. Misses' "Pixie" in Grey Mist Pigskin. man's IS. Priced from about 1700 to S14JR, GoM and aesclaRy sheaa about S1L0O to $1100. of Huah Pupplaa Casuals and WoMrina Brand ahoasand boots. sM caps,,gtom andjceaatorlaa. 13, HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS THE OFFICIAL UNIFORM SHOES Of THE US. OPEN OLF TOURNAMENT. |